N. Korea's Kim Jong Il has Pancreatic Cancer

[Antiquity]

Feel free to move to Quirky if it doesn't belong out here or whatever.

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has life-threatening pancreatic cancer, a news report said Monday, days after new images of him looking gaunt spurred speculation that his health might be worsening following a reported stroke last year.

The 67-year-old Kim was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he was felled by a stroke last summer, Seoul's YTN television reported, citing unidentified intelligence officials in South Korea and China.

The report cited the officials saying the disease is "threatening" Kim's life.

Pancreatic cancer is usually found in its final stage, and considering Kim's age, he is expected to live no more than five years, the report said.

Read some more here:
Report: NKorea's Kim has pancreatic cancer

Oh...?
Surprise...? I don't think I am.

 

[Orion]

I feel like saying something along the lines of "AHAHAHAHAHAHA that's what you fukken get!"

 

[XIII Heartless]

Karma's a bitch, huh? XD

 

[Crossroads]

Karma's a bitch, huh? XD

Amen.

I don't like to wish bad fortune on others,but it's nice when the bad guys actually get what's coming to them once in while.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

expect surprise nukes in 5 years

 

[XjXsOlJa]

Amen.

I don't like to wish bad fortune on others,but it's nice when the bad guys actually get what's coming to them once in while.

I dont either and I agree.

 

[XIII Heartless]

I guess it's true what they say: God doesn't like ugly. XD
Still, this kinda worries me. If the dude has a terminal illness, maybe he'll care even less what state he leaves the world in. Or maybe I'm just paranoid?

 

[Donna da Ragione]

This doesn't affect the regime all that much.

 

[Firo]

He'll come back. He always does.

But seriously, this is some good news.

 

[▽]

He will lead tyhe research for medication with an iron fist, it's his personality. We can just hope that the research will be released if it turns out succesfull, but not as long as he still lives.

 

[Aqua.]

wow...
i hope he's okay? :O
he's old anyways..

 

[Zook]

expect surprise nukes in 5 years

Well they're going to have to launch everything in storage since only he knows the combination I'm sure.

 

[Katsuno_Hitomi]

Ah, karma. Kim Jong-Il's worst nightmare.

 

[Reneeski]

I feel like saying something along the lines of "AHAHAHAHAHAHA that's what you fukken get!"

Karma's a bitch, huh? XD

This makes me smile

expect surprise nukes in 5 years

We know it's going to happen. I bet he's figuring "I go. They go."

 

[DarkNova]

He is a terrible dick-tatter, but I wish for no one to die. So I hope he gets better.....but he's still a dick.

 

[Lycanthrope]

I feel like saying something along the lines of "AHAHAHAHAHAHA that's what you fukken get!"

My thoughts exactly

 

[Sean]

Well...shit.

About time this niggah kicks the bucket.

 

[Orion]

He is a terrible dick-tatter

I'd probably also be a terrible dictator if I couldn't pronounce what I was.

 

[Pinwheel]

FUCKING HAR HAR HAR.[/fun]
This is good and ok news.

 

[SilverJ-17]

We know it's going to happen. I bet he's figuring "I go. They go."

Too bad (for him) I doubt they'll be improved enough to reach us and even if they could.. missile defense system ftw.. His best hope of doing something like that would probably be hitting South Korea.. or Japan. (Ehh.. forget it..)

Aside from that, I guess he's getting what's coming for him and... no wonder he's been acting more on the edge and defiant in general than usual, recently..