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My Spiderman 3 Review. I believe you'll all agree.



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Here is my summery of Spiderman 3:

Pros:

1)Black suit was AWESOME!

2)Venom looked cool!

3)It was sad when Peter and Mary Jane broke up :'(

4)The Spiderman and New Goblin duo team up fight ROCKED!

5)The Peter vs. Harry fight ROCKED HARDER! When Peter blew Harry's face up, I kinda laughed.

6)It was funny when Peter sold out the photographer(Venom)THEN stole his girlfriend! Hahahahahaha! BUUURN!

Cons:

1)They never mentioned Venom's name.

2)They never mentioned Sand Man's name.

3)What are the chances of a meteor of gunky evil crashing into Queens?

4)Why did the gunk only go on his suit? Why not his whole body like "Eric" from That 70's Show?(best show ever! Well, it used to be...)

5)What happened to Sand Man in the middle of the movie? He just disappeared in the beginning and came back at the end.

6)There was ONLY 1 Venom fight! :'(

7)If you pay attention to when Harry was talking to Peter in the restaraunt, you'll see that Harry's left eye is twitched. Hahahahaha!

8)Why wasn't there a little *hint-hint* perview of Spiderman 4? Like in Spiderman 2, they showed that Harry found the Goblin Leir, which means that there will be another Spideman movie.

9)Is it just me, or did the movie go by super fast?

10)Wait...Venoms suit is vulnerable to sound?? Why didn't the hustle and bustle of the big city of New York cars blaring their horns hurt Spiderman?

11)Why are the cops such morons? They know they can't kill superhuman mutants with friggin' guns! It never works, and it never will!(lol)

12)Peter started acting so gay in the middle when he went "bad". It was seriously embarrassing to watch him! I'm not lying!

13)Why is that neighbor girl of Peters' still so ugly? Body = O.K., Face = *vomits*

14)All Spiderman fans know about Venom and Carnage right? In the old comics, they both fuse(I think), but now they can't because Venom's dead!:'( (or is he? Hmmm..)

15)Peter was a jerk in the middle of the movie, and STILL a bad actor. He hardly has a facial expression, and when he has a normal face, is looks like he's smirking.

16) Sand Man is a corny villian...

That's all I can remember now. So I'll give it a...7/10 because all the pros kinda balanced out with the cons...Kinda.

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I hear they are going to be releasing a Spiderman 3 Special Edition DVD that will have lots more Venom footage. I can't wait for it.

And as for the way Peter acted in the middle, we have to remember this. You have a symbiote trying to make a nerd act cool. Naturally the attempt of coolness is going to come off extremely nerdy( the women walking by him in the movie thought so too). However, I was very pleased with how black suited Peter handled Brock and Harry. Those scenes were cool.
 

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3)What are the chances of a meteor of gunky evil crashing into Queens?
True.

9)Is it just me, or did the movie go by super fast?
Some moments yes some no.

10)Wait...Venoms suit is vulnerable to sound?? Why didn't the hustle and bustle of the big city of New York cars blaring their horns hurt Spiderman?
Its mostly of sound waves. I'm guessing that Peter wasn't close to cars for the symbiote to react.

12)Peter started acting so gay in the middle when he went "bad". It was seriously embarrassing to watch him! I'm not lying!
I thought it was freaking funny lol.

14)All Spiderman fans know about Venom and Carnage right? In the old comics, they both fuse(I think), but now they can't because Venom's dead!:'( (or is he? Hmmm..)
If you notice the conners did not get rid of the sample that Peter gave him unless he got rid of it off screen.

16) Sand Man is a corny villian...
Sand man is actually one of the stongest supervillain out there. He's almost like The Thing.:mellow:
 

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1)Black suit was AWESOME!

2)Venom looked cool!

3)It was sad when Peter and Mary Jane broke up :'(

4)The Spiderman and New Goblin duo team up fight ROCKED!

5)The Peter vs. Harry fight ROCKED HARDER! When Peter blew Harry's face up, I kinda laughed.

6)It was funny when Peter sold out the photographer(Venom)THEN stole his girlfriend! Hahahahahaha! BUUURN!

Cons:

1)They never mentioned Venom's name.

2)They never mentioned Sand Man's name.

3)What are the chances of a meteor of gunky evil crashing into Queens?

4)Why did the gunk only go on his suit? Why not his whole body like "Eric" from That 70's Show?(best show ever! Well, it used to be...)

5)What happened to Sand Man in the middle of the movie? He just disappeared in the beginning and came back at the end.

6)There was ONLY 1 Venom fight! :'(

7)If you pay attention to when Harry was talking to Peter in the restaraunt, you'll see that Harry's left eye is twitched. Hahahahaha!

8)Why wasn't there a little *hint-hint* perview of Spiderman 4? Like in Spiderman 2, they showed that Harry found the Goblin Leir, which means that there will be another Spideman movie.

9)Is it just me, or did the movie go by super fast?

10)Wait...Venoms suit is vulnerable to sound?? Why didn't the hustle and bustle of the big city of New York cars blaring their horns hurt Spiderman?

11)Why are the cops such morons? They know they can't kill superhuman mutants with friggin' guns! It never works, and it never will!(lol)

12)Peter started acting so gay in the middle when he went "bad". It was seriously embarrassing to watch him! I'm not lying!

13)Why is that neighbor girl of Peters' still so ugly? Body = O.K., Face = *vomits*

14)All Spiderman fans know about Venom and Carnage right? In the old comics, they both fuse(I think), but now they can't because Venom's dead!:'( (or is he? Hmmm..)

15)Peter was a jerk in the middle of the movie, and STILL a bad actor. He hardly has a facial expression, and when he has a normal face, is looks like he's smirking.

16) Sand Man is a corny villian...

That's all I can remember now. So I'll give it a...7/10 because all the pros kinda balanced out with the cons...Kinda.

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my response to everything you said

pro 1: no duh

pro2: no duh
pro 3: obvioustly
pro 4: best friend team ups are always good
pro5: its meant to be how their freindship crumbled
pro6: thats happened in EVERY single version of the eddie brock story
con 1:its listed in the credits and if you didnt know that in the first place youre retarded
con2:^^^
con3:again, happened in many versions of the venom saga
con4: b/c spiderman was wearing his suit?
con5:he was turned to mud from the amount of water and then was able to reform himself
con6: wasnt enough for you? filled me up
con7: why would that be a con?
con8: b/c they are making spiderman 4 5 and 6 genius.
con9: well guess what? its the longest out of the 3
con10:venom has always been vunerable to sound(and fire) and dosent all the sound of cities like NY bug people in the first place?
con11: because a surprising amount of cops in the world are incredible morons
con12: b/c its a humorous thing. and beleive me, there is some one in my drama class taht out gays him by about 6 times
con13:b/c not everyone is extremely attractive which makes me beleive you are a bit shallow to judge someone on their looks
con14: spiderman (from an alternate dimension) and carnage fuse in the old show, and venom absorbs carnage's symbiote near the end of the amazing spiderman vol.1 and carnage can come like he did in ultimate spiderman: cloned from a remainging peice of the venom symbiote. btw- venom is dead. dead dead. i highy doubt he would return
con15: peter has always been a jerk in the middle of the venom saga. the suit altered him. and btw- im willing to bet tobey maguire is a better actor than you by soooooooo much. oh yeah, and hes richer.
con16: sandman was given a more human side and wasnt truely a villian. he was just trying to save his daughter and venom tricked him into helping him. his final scene in the film was very well done.
9/10 for me since i actually know an extensive amount of backstory to the film and fully understood it.

btw, 2 things it would help if this was more of a reveiw of the film then just your pros and cons of the film and when you ask for rep people will think you are a rep whore. you earn rep by doing stuff ( graphics etc.) or writting valued posts, not pros and cons that are more like questions and comments on your behalf. dont expect any rep from me.
 
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i believe it was another soap-opera filled with minor interjections of random violence, a cliche "i love you" "i hate you" tug-o-war between mj and peter that never seemed to end, odd camera angles, shaky camerawork, lack of full potential in venom, and an overall 2 and a half hour rehashed version of spiderman 2 and 1 with new villains

i believe it sucked

ps: emo-peter is a dork
 

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i was dissapointed with Venom in general from what i remember of him. though the guy from that 70's show did do a good enough job portraying him it's the minor touches here and there that irritated me.

I vs. We - didn't he refer to himself as two entities rather than one?

black webbing - wasn't his the same as spidermans? white?

figure - wasn't he originally a much bigger person? like much more muscle rather than more visually like peter?
 
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my response to everything you said

pro1: no duh
pro2: no duh
pro3: obvioustly
pro4: best friend team ups are always good
pro5: its meant to be how their freindship crumbled
pro6: thats happened in EVERY single version of the eddie brock story
con1:its listed in the credits and if you didnt know that in the first place youre retarded
con2:^^^
con3:again, happened in many versions of the venom saga
con4: b/c spiderman was wearing his suit?
con5:he was turned to mud from the amount of water and then was able to reform himself
con6: wasnt enough for you? filled me up
con7: why would that be a con?
con8: b/c they are making spiderman 4 5 and 6 genius.
con9: well guess what? its the longest out of the 3
con10:venom has always been vunerable to sound(and fire) and dosent all the sound of cities like NY bug people in the first place?
con11: because a surprising amount of cops in the world are incredible morons
con12: b/c its a humorous thing. and beleive me, there is some one in my drama class taht out gays him by about 6 times
con13:b/c not everyone is extremely attractive which makes me beleive you are a bit shallow to judge someone on their looks
con14: spiderman (from an alternate dimension) and carnage fuse in the old show, and venom absorbs carnage's symbiote near the end of the amazing spiderman vol.1 and carnage can come like he did in ultimate spiderman: cloned from a remainging peice of the venom symbiote. btw- venom is dead. dead dead. i highy doubt he would return
con15: peter has always been a jerk in the middle of the venom saga. the suit altered him. and btw- im willing to bet tobey maguire is a better actor than you by soooooooo much. oh yeah, and hes richer.
con16: sandman was given a more human side and wasnt truely a villian. he was just trying to save his daughter and venom tricked him into helping him. his final scene in the film was very well done.
9/10 for me since i actually know an extensive amount of backstory to the film and fully understood it.

btw, 2 things it would help if this was more of a reveiw of the film then just your pros and cons of the film and when you ask for rep people will think you are a rep whore. you earn rep by doing stuff ( graphics etc.) or writting valued posts, not pros and cons that are more like questions and comments on your behalf. dont expect any rep from me.


1. Learn to quote properly.
2. When I said that the movie felt like it went quick, I didn't mean it was shorter then the other 2. It's like when you're doing something fun, time goes by quick, and when your bored, time goes slow. We've all gone through it, and it sucks.
3. In your con14, I know he's dead. You just proved my point in a way where you tried to sound jerky.
3. I know what the fights meant. I'm not a little kid that watches TV just for the stupid immiture stuff that they find funny for some reason. I was just saying i liked it and they did a good job making the fight scenes so....cool.
4. In your con10, I'm not saying that the sounds of NY bugs him. Since he's hurt by sound waves( which NY has too), why wasn't he harmed when running around the place and all that?
5. In your con13, I really don't care, honestly. I'm not going to be a guy going out with a death-ugly girl because she has a "good personality." Seriously thinking, no one is like that. It might happen in the movies, but come on! That never happened, or ever will.
6. Everything you said, I already knew. I'm just saying that because I want to open a topic to everyone that sees this thread.
7. Venom might come back, the gunk in Peters' school hasn't been removed ( or has it?? ).
 
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the black suit was awesome. Vermon did look cool.
Shame about spidey and mary-jane. Is there really no hope for happyinees or love for this poor guy.
Hope there'll be a spidey 4 soon.
 

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1. Learn to quote properly.
2. When I said that the movie felt like it went quick, I didn't mean it was shorter then the other 2. It's like when you're doing something fun, time goes by quick, and when your bored, time goes slow. We've all gone through it, and it sucks.
3. In your con14, I know he's dead. You just proved my point in a way where you tried to sound jerky.
3. I know what the fights meant. I'm not a little kid that watches TV just for the stupid immiture stuff that they find funny for some reason. I was just saying i liked it and they did a good job making the fight scenes so....cool.
4. In your con10, I'm not saying that the sounds of NY bugs him. Since he's hurt by sound waves( which NY has too), why wasn't he harmed when running around the place and all that?
5. In your con13, I really don't care, honestly. I'm not going to be a guy going out with a death-ugly girl because she has a "good personality." Seriously thinking, no one is like that. It might happen in the movies, but come on! That never happened, or ever will.
6. Everything you said, I already knew. I'm just saying that because I want to open a topic to everyone that sees this thread.
7. Venom might come back, the gunk in Peters' school hasn't been removed ( or has it?? ).


sorry. i was up since 4 in the morning that day and hadnt eaten anything since like 6 pm. i also wasnt in the least bit prepared to quate correctly. didnt mean to come off like a jackass. im normally not like that ( some of you know that) normally when im cranky and see something that a more noob (dont take it personally just usin as an example) lvl member says something i dont agree with i kinda get pissed off. i can actually realy agree with some of the stuff you said, but i dont think venom will return. carnage is a more likely candidate.
 

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can't have Carnage without Venom being there. In just about every example of the Carnage Saga...Venom has to show up to help Spiderman beat Carnage...cause he sure as hell can't do it alone (not counting the whole SpiderCarnage)

In every other case it's needed for Venom to be there in the Carnage fights, besides it shows just how much more he hates Carnage than Spidey.

eh that is unless they go the route of the Ulimate Universe, in which case that would suck
 

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sorry. i was up since 4 in the morning that day and hadnt eaten anything since like 6 pm. i also wasnt in the least bit prepared to quate correctly. didnt mean to come off like a jackass. im normally not like that ( some of you know that) normally when im cranky and see something that a more noob (dont take it personally just usin as an example) lvl member says something i dont agree with i kinda get pissed off. i can actually realy agree with some of the stuff you said, but i dont think venom will return. carnage is a more likely candidate.

Well I don't like to hold "online grudges", so I'll accept your apology. I also apologize if I have offended you in a way. I'm glad to know that some people on these forums could see through their mistakes and learn to solve these problems like adults, not like little kids and try to prove themselves right even if their wrong and start busting out with name calling. And yea, I can understand being up all night and being grumpy, I'm the same, we all are. Thank you for being civilized, and sorry again.
 
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I just saw Spiderman 3 yesterday and believed it was AWESOME!! Of course some parts were corny, but hey it's nice to get a laughXD (And yes, I was even embarrassed for Peter on some parts lol) Honestly, I really loved how they put together the villains. At first, I thought it was just going to be a random bunch, but the villains' stories actually intertwined in a reasonable way. And I thought Harry was cool as a villain and partner(though I did notice in the restuarant his eye was "twitched" or something lol) Also, about the love triangle...it's actually one of my fav. parts of the Spiderman series^^ Poor Harry had to die though*sniff* And "emo" Peter was so evil!!! Wahh, he hit Mary-Jane! How could he?!>> But it did add to the plot. Speaking of the whole love thing...at first I didn't like Gwen but at least she had the decency to apologize to MJ in the Jazz club. BTW why was Venom such a pimp? lol
 

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you know what i believe?
i believe it was another soap-opera filled with minor interjections of random violence, a cliche "i love you" "i hate you" tug-o-war between mj and peter that never seemed to end, odd camera angles, shaky camerawork, lack of full potential in venom, and an overall 2 and a half hour rehashed version of spiderman 2 and 1 with new villains

i believe it sucked

ps: emo-peter is a dork


Could not have said it better myself, it reminded me of a bad episode of laguna beach. The Acting was horendous.
 

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1)They never mentioned Venom's name.

So? Most everyone knows who he is already.

2)They never mentioned Sand Man's name.

Yes they did.
Every rescue attempt has been thwarted by the Sandman

3)What are the chances of a meteor of gunky evil crashing into Queens?

Very slim. But, in my opinion, the movie would have sucked without the black suit and Venom.

4)Why did the gunk only go on his suit? Why not his whole body like "Eric" from That 70's Show?(best show ever! Well, it used to be...)

He was wearing the suit when it got on him.

6)There was ONLY 1 Venom fight! :'(

He would've died if he had to fight Venom multiple times.

8)Why wasn't there a little *hint-hint* perview of Spiderman 4? Like in Spiderman 2, they showed that Harry found the Goblin Leir, which means that there will be another Spideman movie.

Conners kept a tiny piece of the symbiote. Meaning, the Lizard could appear in Spider-Man 4.

9)Is it just me, or did the movie go by super fast?

It's just you. It was 2 and 1/2 hours long.

10)Wait...Venoms suit is vulnerable to sound?? Why didn't the hustle and bustle of the big city of New York cars blaring their horns hurt Spiderman?

It probably wasn't loud enough. If you recall, he was standing RIGHT NEXT to a large and VERY LOUD church bell.

12)Peter started acting so gay in the middle when he went "bad". It was seriously embarrassing to watch him! I'm not lying!

"Emo" Parker owned.

14)All Spiderman fans know about Venom and Carnage right? In the old comics, they both fuse(I think), but now they can't because Venom's dead!:'( (or is he? Hmmm..)

Once again, Conners still has a tiny piece of the symbiote.

16) Sand Man is a corny villian...

Sandman is one of the most dangerous villains out there.


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i saw it again last night and actually thought the act8ing was very good ( in most parts) im almost embarresed to say this but i actualy liked sandman the second time i watched it. only i hate that he broke the "spidey movie villians must die" curse.

Harry died. Is that a constellation?
 
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Pros-
1.Uh Venom kinda
2.i only saw the last twenty minutes lol

Cons-
1.Uh Venom kinda
2.Acting has gone way, way, way down the tubes. Or it could be that the script was a total failure in comparison to the first two films. Both work.
3.Final fight scene was...bad. It was too corny of a setup, especially with Harry there to provide a cheesy backup. Sandman's reflection at the end of the movie was too sudden, as well. Badly delievered, too.
4.Movie should've only had one villain, not three :<

I'd give it a 5/10, at best.

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i was totaly dissapointed by Spiderman 3. i heard some mixed reviews from friends and i was gonna go see it till i heard about Venom and how non-Venomlike he was. but i had to see it so i did, and i wanted my money back. only seen i enjoyed was when Parker first got the black suit and turned all emo and turned into Fonzie. that was funny.
 
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