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Aucune Raison

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So I had been working on a new cheese recipe, "Bryan's Cheese", for five years. After finally perfecting it, I sent the recipe to Kraft, and was DENIED. Now, I spent a great deal of time on this recipe, I used up ten cartons of 1% milk, and all of my friends said it was delicious.

So, I have decided to lock myself inside this thread in protest, and I will not leave it until Kraft buys "Bryan's Cheese".

If you support my efforts, please post. I will be updating daily about my protest.
 

Efflictim

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I haven't had your cheese but it sounds good, IDK why Kraft denied it. I got one question, how will this Thread get Kraft to buy your cheese? But whatever, good luck dude. Hopefully Kraft will realize they made a mistake and they'll buy the cheese from you.
 

Spic Steve

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i get it.
that one game with that one guy that was denied by nintendo.
 

Aucune Raison

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Day 1:

Today, aliens came. I told them of my cheese, and they were eager to try it. Cheese is a rare thing on their planet, their version of caviar. I made some Bryan's Cheese for them, and they demanded that I give them the supplies necessary to make the cheese and the recipe to go with it. I rejected their deal, as a matter of principle, because I'm still protesting against Kraft. They're willing to pay a handsome sum of their planet's soil, which is the same as the chemical "Au", whatever that is.
 

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I haven't had your cheese but it sounds good, IDK why Kraft denied it. I got one question, how will this Thread get Kraft to buy your cheese? But whatever, good luck dude. Hopefully Kraft will realize they made a mistake and they'll buy the cheese from you.

There comes a time in every man's life when he reads something so stupid, that he is left to consider whether or not they are
trolling, or really that fucking retarded. This dilemma becomes even more intricate when said person realizes that the poster in question is probably too stupid to know what trolling is.
 

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I haven't had your cheese but it sounds good, IDK why Kraft denied it. I got one question, how will this Thread get Kraft to buy your cheese? But whatever, good luck dude. Hopefully Kraft will realize they made a mistake and they'll buy the cheese from you.

Forum insanity
 

Spic Steve

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I haven't had your cheese but it sounds good, IDK why Kraft denied it. I got one question, how will this Thread get Kraft to buy your cheese? But whatever, good luck dude. Hopefully Kraft will realize they made a mistake and they'll buy the cheese from you.

you're very stupid.
 

Firo

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Manufacture the cheese yourself. Then when it gets popular, buy Kraft.
 

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There comes a time in every man's life when he reads something so stupid, that he is left to consider whether or not they are
trolling, or really that fucking retarded. This dilemma becomes even more intricate when said person realizes that the poster in question is probably too stupid to know what trolling is.

I hate it when that happens.
 

Aucune Raison

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Day 2:

The protest has lost some morale, half of the Dr. Pepper supply has run out, and I have been forced to start a ration of two cans a day, down from the 4.2 cans average, despite my outcry and phone calls.

The aliens have returned, yesterday they said something about writing a speech for a guy named "Jindal", apparently a red elephant.

Today they increased their offer, and added a sixpack of Diet Dr. Pepper, which they get from their Splenda mines. I rejected it, who the fuck drinks that?
 

Aucune Raison

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Day 3&4:

I apologize for not updating yesterday.

No, I wasn't abducted. I just had an absence...

Fuck I'm drawing a blank here. Apparently Bryan's Cheese, if it sits out too long, liquifies and becomes liquor. Or maybe the aliens just made a switch...

I also found a note that had nothing but upsidedown Js.

The point is, the recipe and the cheese is gone. But I will not let Kraft win. I am going to raid their main building, whereever that is.

I'll also come up with a new cheese, an awesome one.
 

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Well, what can I say? Although, I have never had your invented cheese before, I think it sounds cool, and I hate Kraft, for not buying your invented cheese. There stupid for denying your cheese. I say keep on protesting, and hopefully something good will come out of it.
 

Urbane

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Hmm....Kraft is run by the Tobbacco companies...I think. I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere. Maybe this protest will pay off...
 
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