Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
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I love dat movie! We are the Knights who say....Ni!
PIG. said:
Latin is just about the easiest language to spell in.
hmm. just watched this... well, i need to ask a question...
What is the airspeed velosity of a swallow??????
What is the airspeed velosity of a swallow??????
Waht do you mean, African or Europian? (My spelling is crap.)
Okay, I watched it.
Guys, that movie had NO budget! They ran out of money so they just put random stuff in there!
It was entertaining, though. I love how people nearly die or turn into newts and then say "I got be'er!" But you people have got to be kiddin' me. You BOUGHT the SPECIAL edition? Oy, vey.
Guys, that movie had NO budget! They ran out of money so they just put random stuff in there!
It was entertaining, though. I love how people nearly die or turn into newts and then say "I got be'er!" But you people have got to be kiddin' me. You BOUGHT the SPECIAL edition? Oy, vey.
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@Satirical I don't know that!!! *flies into pit*
quitejaded said:
Monty Python has always been that way, and that's part of why we love them.
yeah... low budget movies ROCK!! well, atleast the monty python ones... i just watched time bandits, and life of brian.
My favorite movie.
Head Knight: It is a good shrubbery, I like the larules particulary. But there is one small problem.
Auther: Well, what is that?
Head Knight: We are now....no longer the knights who say 'Ni'.
Random: Ni Ni Ni shh shh
Head Knight: shh. We are now the knights who say 'Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing goodem zu owly zhiv'.
Head Knight: It is a good shrubbery, I like the larules particulary. But there is one small problem.
Auther: Well, what is that?
Head Knight: We are now....no longer the knights who say 'Ni'.
Random: Ni Ni Ni shh shh
Head Knight: shh. We are now the knights who say 'Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing goodem zu owly zhiv'.
What!is ur name
Sr charles ruler of england
what is ur quest
iseek the holy grail!
what is ur favorite color
red no wait blue!
Flies off the bridge
lolXD
Sr charles ruler of england
what is ur quest
iseek the holy grail!
what is ur favorite color
red no wait blue!
Flies off the bridge
lolXD
slinky said:
Who the hell is Sir Charles? Get the **** out of this thread.
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its sir galahad, and it was actually
what is your favorite color?
blue- no wait, its-aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!*dead*
suposedly, his favorite color was yellow.
this movie is great, but ive only seen this and the life of brian, can someone give me the name of the other good ones?
what is your favorite color?
blue- no wait, its-aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!*dead*
suposedly, his favorite color was yellow.
this movie is great, but ive only seen this and the life of brian, can someone give me the name of the other good ones?
I can't remember the names of the others. I LOVE THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!! I have like the entire script on my computer~~~
omgomgomgomgomgomg i love this movie, you have no clue! i saw spamalot on broadway, and it was ill'nana.
OMG yeah! That's the movie that OSOD and I go around and talk about all the time... Mainly the Knights that say Ni!
I LOVE the Knights that say Ni!!!! The other day my friend was talking to a guy (we were on the internet tallking) and she said he said "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" and she had no clue. I said... ... OH OH OH EUROPEAN OR AFRICAN SWALLOWS!!!!!! She was like oh no you'vev lost it too!!!!!!!!! It was so great. I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
And the black knight lol.
And the black knight lol.
"Come on, man!"
"What the hell, I cut off your arm!"
"'Tis naught but a flesh wound, come on!"
-slice-
"Come on, you sissy!"
"What's the matter with you, you've no arms!"
"I can still fight, you fool!"
-slice-
"Come on, keep fighting!"
"But you've got no arms or legs!"
"I can still fight!"
"What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"No, I can still bite you!"
Lmao, I love this movie. The Killer Rabbit FTW.
"What the hell, I cut off your arm!"
"'Tis naught but a flesh wound, come on!"
-slice-
"Come on, you sissy!"
"What's the matter with you, you've no arms!"
"I can still fight, you fool!"
-slice-
"Come on, keep fighting!"
"But you've got no arms or legs!"
"I can still fight!"
"What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"No, I can still bite you!"
Lmao, I love this movie. The Killer Rabbit FTW.
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Slight pause. Then from the area where the 'HORSES' are, a small group of MONKS process forward towards the KNIGHTS, the leading MONK bearing and ornate golden reliquary, and the accompanying MONKS chanting and waving incense. They reach the KNIGHTS. The hand grenade is suffused with the holy glow.
ARTHUR takes it. Pause
ARTHUR
How does it ... er ...
LAUNCELOT
I know not.
ARTHUR
Consult the Book of Armaments.
BROTHER MAYNARD
Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
ANOTHER MONK
(reading from bible)
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying
"O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...
BROTHER MAYNARD
Skip a bit brother ...
ANOTHER MONK
... Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
ARTHUR
Right.
SO FUNNY!
Slight pause. Then from the area where the 'HORSES' are, a small group of MONKS process forward towards the KNIGHTS, the leading MONK bearing and ornate golden reliquary, and the accompanying MONKS chanting and waving incense. They reach the KNIGHTS. The hand grenade is suffused with the holy glow.
ARTHUR takes it. Pause
ARTHUR
How does it ... er ...
LAUNCELOT
I know not.
ARTHUR
Consult the Book of Armaments.
BROTHER MAYNARD
Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
ANOTHER MONK
(reading from bible)
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying
"O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...
BROTHER MAYNARD
Skip a bit brother ...
ANOTHER MONK
... Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
ARTHUR
Right.
SO FUNNY!
omg i love that movie!!!! its my favorite movie!!!
KA: who's there?!
???: Ni! we are the knights who say.....Ni!
KA: ahh! not the knights wo say ni! those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
KWSN: (knights who say ni) we shall say Ni to u again if u do not appease us.
ka: oh knights of ni! we are but humble travlers! what is it that u want?
kwsm: we want......a shrubbery! (waaa.- music in the background)
ka: a what?!
kwsn:ni! Ni!
KA: fine we shall get u your shrubbery!
kwsn: one that looks nice.
ka: of corse
kwsn: and not too expensive.
ka: right
*******they get the shrubbery from Rob the shrubber*******************
ka: oh knights of ni! we have bright u your shrubbery.
kwsn: thank u, but there is a problem.
ka: what?
we are no longer the knights who say ni....... we are now the knights who say icka icka icka icka bakung lupow zowala wala wala. (knight in background says ni!)
ka: oh nights of...who till recentaly said ni! what do u want now?
kwtrsn: (knights who till recentaly said ni) we want another shrubbery! (waaaa- music in the background). then level the shrubbery up alittle higher and put a path down the middle. and then cut down the mightest tree with a hering! (holds a fish up)
ka: we shall do no such thing!
kwtrsn: oh please?
*****sir robin enters******
sir robens minstrels: bravely ran away, packing it in. picking it up. running away, something something ( i forget the words).
ka: ah sir robin! did u find it?
kwtrsn: ahhhhh! the word!!!
sir robin: i was looking for it.
kwtrsn: ahhh!!
sir robin: but couldn't find it.
kwtrsn:ahhhhhh!!!!
ka: will u shut up!
kwtrsn: we cannot speak the word! it is one of the words that the knights who say ni! cannot say!
ka: what is it?
kwtrsn: ahhh! u said it! ahhh! i said it! ahhh! i said it again!!
****king arthur and his knights of the round table exit into the forest******
my mom is an original "pythonite" (monty python fan) she saw the movie when it first came out in the 70's.
may i sudgest "the life of brian" also monty pythons flying circus comes on ch21 every saturday at 11
"no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
John Cleese: and now for something compleatly different............
KA: who's there?!
???: Ni! we are the knights who say.....Ni!
KA: ahh! not the knights wo say ni! those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
KWSN: (knights who say ni) we shall say Ni to u again if u do not appease us.
ka: oh knights of ni! we are but humble travlers! what is it that u want?
kwsm: we want......a shrubbery! (waaa.- music in the background)
ka: a what?!
kwsn:ni! Ni!
KA: fine we shall get u your shrubbery!
kwsn: one that looks nice.
ka: of corse
kwsn: and not too expensive.
ka: right
*******they get the shrubbery from Rob the shrubber*******************
ka: oh knights of ni! we have bright u your shrubbery.
kwsn: thank u, but there is a problem.
ka: what?
we are no longer the knights who say ni....... we are now the knights who say icka icka icka icka bakung lupow zowala wala wala. (knight in background says ni!)
ka: oh nights of...who till recentaly said ni! what do u want now?
kwtrsn: (knights who till recentaly said ni) we want another shrubbery! (waaaa- music in the background). then level the shrubbery up alittle higher and put a path down the middle. and then cut down the mightest tree with a hering! (holds a fish up)
ka: we shall do no such thing!
kwtrsn: oh please?
*****sir robin enters******
sir robens minstrels: bravely ran away, packing it in. picking it up. running away, something something ( i forget the words).
ka: ah sir robin! did u find it?
kwtrsn: ahhhhh! the word!!!
sir robin: i was looking for it.
kwtrsn: ahhh!!
sir robin: but couldn't find it.
kwtrsn:ahhhhhh!!!!
ka: will u shut up!
kwtrsn: we cannot speak the word! it is one of the words that the knights who say ni! cannot say!
ka: what is it?
kwtrsn: ahhh! u said it! ahhh! i said it! ahhh! i said it again!!
****king arthur and his knights of the round table exit into the forest******
my mom is an original "pythonite" (monty python fan) she saw the movie when it first came out in the 70's.
may i sudgest "the life of brian" also monty pythons flying circus comes on ch21 every saturday at 11
"no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
John Cleese: and now for something compleatly different............
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