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Anyone seen that movie. It is soo stupid but i really like it. It is really funny. What do you think?
 

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I actually just checked that out from the library today. If I manage to finish all my homework, I'll give it a look and a review, Shiva. Oh God of destruction and nature.
 
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I have Shiva for a summon in an RP.I've seen it and it was friggen stupid.
 
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Funny movie.

"First shall thou take out the holy pin. Then thou shall count to three, No more, No less..."

RD don't be dumb. Shiva isn't just a summon, its a Hindu god of destruction.
 
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What is this? A discussion on Monty Python's The Holy Grail or Hindu Gods?

Anyway, this is the only Monty Python movie I haven't seen. Ive heard numerous sound clips and such, though.

'We are the nights who say.....Ni!'
 

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1st soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier: Am I right?
 

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omg, if i hear anyone else talk about this movie....

over the past couple of years it has suddnley become some kind of phenomina at my school. ive seen it, i own it, its funny. but man, its OLD.
 
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Square Ninja said:
1st soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier: Am I right?
Touche:

FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's
castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in
our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh,
he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you
silly king-a?!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur
King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!
Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food
trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS: Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR: Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD: And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR: Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away!
FRENCH GUARD: Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS: [taunting]
LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR: No, no. No, no.
BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
 

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lol ^ that movie is so funny even though i saw it a long time ago. i like the part where the bunny attacks the knights and kills some of them.
 
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I know the monk chant, but cant spell it. (Curse you Latin)

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Funniest movie ever.

You must find... another shrubbary!
Not another one!
Yes! Then you must place it beside this one, only slightly higher to get a two-level effect with a little path right down the middle.
A path! A path!
Then, you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!
 

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My favorite part:

Tim the Enchanter: Follow me. BUT!!...Follow only if you be men of valor. For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so FOUL and so cruel, that no man has yet fought with it and lived! BONES of four-fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further. For DEATH awaits you all....with great, big nasty teeth *mimics rat clawing*

Arthur: What an eccentric performance...


They really need to make more movies like this. I miss the quality of the older comedies.

"In the dead of winter, supplies running low, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing....Yayy...yay... "
 

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I've seen that movie so many times I can quote a zillion parts from it.

Galahad: I bet your gay!
Lancelot: No, I'm not!

King: One day lad, all this will be yours!
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

Pesant: Help, help, I'm being represed!

French Dude: Go boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

King Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: You're a loony.
 
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