Monkeybutt's Having A Baby!



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Who is the Father of Monkeybutt JR?

  • Hokage

    Votes: 22 14.0%
  • Ryu

    Votes: 21 13.4%
  • .:KL:.

    Votes: 13 8.3%
  • TheMuffinMan

    Votes: 38 24.2%
  • ::leonskey::

    Votes: 12 7.6%
  • Banishing Blade

    Votes: 6 3.8%
  • Trigger

    Votes: 5 3.2%
  • Phoenix

    Votes: 36 22.9%
  • Hidden

    Votes: 4 2.5%

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XDD Oh gawd, Monkey, your child is umm....different. He certainly has your features though.
 

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AHHH! I THOUGHT MONKEYBUTT WAS A DUDE!
 

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*twisting and shaking on ground in confusion* I WANT CAKE!!!!!!!!!
 

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Everyone on that list has been sterile since before the pregnancy, none of us are the father!


TMM clearly just does not want to pay child support. Unluckily for him, I have evidence that he is indeed mah baby's daddy! Luckily I took a picture of the two of us the night before.

 

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I OBJECT, AS THE TRUTH IS....

I....

AM A WOMAN!

*dun dun dunnnn*

And as proof, here is an ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY APPEARANCE

*accurate representation added to Court Record*



THIS IS IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE, THE MAN PICTURED THERE IS NO I!
 
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