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MERI KURISIMASU: A CHRISTMAS SHOPPING GUIDE FOR WEEABOOS AND LOSERS



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KONNICHIWA JEDER it is now December and of course all of you who are not jews or muslims obviously know that in two more weeks or so the entire western world will stop being productive for a day to celebrete KURISIMASU

BUT WAIT what are you doing here OH OBVIOUSLY you are some kind of nerd and probably have no appreciation for western KURISIMASU gifts (iPod? PSHH i have three. vacation in colorado? NO THANKS, i cant leave my waifu. better hobbies? THERE ARE NONE! :cool:)

SO HERE we are behold I have compiled a list of assorted objects you or your beloved one's weeaboo selves will be able to appreciate properly for the 2009 holiday season and the coming months afterwards if youre a stupid filipino and get cashmoney for christmas you retarded catholic piece of shit(BTW UNDERLINED SHIT = HYPERLNKS)

BLAZBLUE: CALAMITY TRIGGER
video game
ps3/x360

blazblue is some retarded gay anime fighting game developed by arcsys as a spiritual successor to the guilty gear franchise of gay anime fighting games. i thought guilty gear was awesome because it was essentially a doujinshi game for the bandqueen. (which happens to be one of my most favoritist bands ever) now since the guy who essentially directed the guilty gear project was only involved with blazblue for the soundtrack, everything else (character designs, promo art, whatever the fuck) reek of retarded generic anime stupid. which means you will probably like this game a lot and will have lots of fun messing around in training mode and griping about fighting game bosses on the internet.

FINAL FANTASY XIII
video game
ps3/x360

wait a second ffxiii isnt even out yet! BUT WAIT IT IS COMING OUT IN JAPAN ON THE 17TH SO IF UR COMMAND OF THE JAPANITE LANGUAGE IS AS BIG AS UR SUPPOSEDLY LARGE DICK U SHOULD PREORDER SOMEHOW

if ur a well off weeaboo (or rather BEEABOO) like hokage you could totally buy the LIMITED EDITION LIGHTNING PS3 SLIM

KAMEN RIDER V3: THE COMPLETE SERIES
tokusatsu
dvd

provided you arentcompletely impoverished and happen to like the wonderful genre that is TOKUSATSU then the kamen rider v3 boxed set will probably be an awesome GIFT4U

included are all 52 episodes of the ultimate showa era kamen rider series w/ english subtitles (DUBBERS = FAGS) in addition to being signed by miyauchi hiroshi (thats kazami shirou btw)

COSPA CHIE JERSEY

clothing
sweater

now although these are due for a january restock cospa teamed up w/ atlus to bring you the CHIE JERSEY in IRL FORM so you too can feel like everyone's favorite dyke/poopertaker (depending on what DOUJINS you read :cool:)

only available in size m so no fat people pls

NENDOROID MIKU IN A LEEK AUTO
figure

although you were probably late to buy one them miku figmas provided you order early enough you just might be able to pick up on this ultimate densha figure right here. but if youre one of those perverse savvy types who are big fans of nihilistic kyoani trash then there's always...

HIRASAWA YUI ALTER VER.
figure

CASTANETS i dont know anyone who actually rly liked yui when they watched this (i think everyone was a mio fan) but whatever (if youre into being disappointed the alter mio figure's pre-order waiting list is now closed)

NENDOROID PETITE BAKEMONOGATARI SET
figure

this is better for you stupid pretentious types that think youre all cool and shit because you watch shaft anime

dumbass

btw preorders doesnt come out until aprilEXCELLENT BELATED KURISIMASU GIFUTO

AZUMANGA DAIOH OMNIBUS

manga

its the azumanga daioh omnibus. on amazon for only 17 bucks. holy shit this is a steal

YOTSUBA&! VOLUME 7
manga

honestly this is the only manga i have been following since forever like i'm 5 volumes behind on excel saga ill never catch up ever

btw, sheep :53: :53: :53: :53:

MECHANIX GLOVES COYOTE TAN

clothing
gloves

for working your day job with

TENTACLE SWALLOWING ECSTACY
porn
dvd

this is a great gift especially for your local tentacles enthusiast (or silh!)

yeah ok thats it discuss.
 

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kind of really want the chie jersey but i have to buy gifts for other people sadface.png
 

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the mechanix gloves are badass, and they put my winter armors to shame. I think you can find tentacle ecstacy clips on various tube sites such as tubestack etc. And what's this craze with chibi figurines?
 

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gunpla fills in a very niche sector of the otaku market™ and as such was not mentioned so you shut the fuck up boy
 

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you forgot the ffxiii lightning eau du toilette
 

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In terms of anime and manga, all I'm asking for is anything having to do with Viewtiful Joe that I don't already have. That and Case Closed season 3 along with the Zelda manga.
 

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Shinkirō;4674002 said:
you forgot the ffxiii lightning eau du toilette
kay uh
this thread isn't very serious
but like
this is a serious question i have here
is there...
is there really a lightning perfume?
 
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