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Marriage. kingdomwolfblade will now bear my child. Bwahahaha!



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Bear

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The title says it all. kwb doesn't want children unless we are wed. So, here we are. Just so she can bear my child. Although, I have a feeling she might run away after I give her the piggy back ride she wanted. =[

Where's the priest? >:]
 

kingdomwolfblade

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Piggyback ride!!!!! which I still have to wait for don't I.......yeah well I don't want fatherless children. thats jsut to cruel. Then i wouldn't be able to prove you were their father without tons of medical tests that I don't have the money for....and then i wouldn't get child support and we would all die...=D
 

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I'm a priest.Now BA do you take KWB to be your internetly married wife.and Do you KWB take BA to be your husband.We don't care what you say cause it's probabally no.Now does anyone besides the bride have anything to say speak now or forever hold your peace.Then I now pronounce you husband and wife.
 

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Giest, she's a willing bride. I assure you. <3

.....no kiss the bride? =[
 

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Why would I say no? I get a piggy back ride after this?

ooo brb, I have dinner.
 

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Ok sorry.But you can't kiss her your on the net.Now I'm going to recpetion buffet wich has pizza.*Goes to the recption buffet and eats pizza*Also Unkown Boy my freind.I just married them.
 

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Pfft.. Sure I can. It's called an "INTERWEB KISS"... Jeez.. =[

Well. I suppose I'll have to wait untill she returns anyway? She's eating.
 

Geist

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*pulls out baby from KWB*Congragulations!It's a cannon ball!*Puts cannon ball on table**Cannon ball starts crying and where it's thing should be is rusted*I'm disgusting.Demented.AND HOW COULD YOU HATE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
 

kingdomwolfblade

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we have no children yet......>_> and I hate pizza because we have it to much all because m ybrother insists on it.
 

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Eek! Fake baby! Geist.. Get rid of it!

Now KWB, time for your piggyback ride.
 

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*bends over slightly, allowing kwb to jump on his back* get on! : D
 

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*jumps on his back* yay! and after this...my stomach might feel better enough after stuffing my self at dinner to eat cake. ^-^
 
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