Man Beats Wife With Sandwich

[Haeralis]

Nebraska man accused of attacking wife with sandwich | Fox News

A western Nebraska man is accused of assaulting his wife with a sandwich.

The Scottsbluff Star-Herald says 50-year-old Larry Spurling, of Melbeta, is charged with disturbing the peace. According to the arrest affidavit, Spurling's wife called 911 late Sunday and reported he pushed her down during an argument and rubbed a sandwich in her face.
The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.
Spurling appeared in Scotts Bluff County Court on Monday. His case is not listed on the online court system, and it's unclear if he has an attorney. He remained in jail on Monday.

 

[Goddard]

Nothing like beating someone with your meat.

 

[dr.korytco]

Must of been the media...Subway commercials are the worse...

On a serious note people throw things at others all the time. I think it's not too surprising that he used a sandwich. while it was in his hands. But hey, I don't know what was near and available to him.

 

[Shamdeo]

u gonna eat that

 

[Dogenzaka]

rubbing a sandwich in her face != beating her with a sandwich. I'm disappointed.

 

[Roronoa Zoro]

lol srsly


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[Lycanthrope]

bitch probably made it wrong. i'd say she got off easy

 

[dr.korytco]

bitch probably made it wrong. i'd say she got off easy

He probably asked for a knuckle sandwich while she was in the kitchen.

 

[Reagan Rayden]

lol thats not how you eat a sandwich

 

[Zen]

sounds like some kind of foreplay