Light a million candles (For child abuse)

[-Mint-]

Babies can be strippers if they excel in hand-eye coordination.

 

[AngelofAdvent]

I fail too see what this actually does for the mini porn-stars.

Thats the same thing I was thinking.I guess the power of the candles will start forest fires, burning all the bad people.

 

[Square Ninja]

They just keep starting out younger.

 

[-Mint-]

Soon we'll see babies come out of the mother and straight into the studio.

*I can't believe I'm saying all this*

 

[Desert Jesus]

Soon we'll see babies come out of the mother and straight into the studio.

*I can't believe I'm saying all this*

*Then why are you saying it*

Oh wait, I know. You wanna be "cool."

Meh, I lit a candle. My conscious wouldn't stop ass-****ing me.

 

[Square Ninja]

Before you know it, we'll have sites of nasty zygotes gone wild. I can hardly wait. SHAKE THAT CLUSTER OF CELLS!

 

[-Mint-]

Cool on a forum? >_>

I just lit another one. I honestly hope this does something.

 

[Comrade]

I don't know any victims of child abuse three and under, so a candle I will not light.