Your not evil enough to kill him right?!
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Dont worry If I killed Kaze-kun then I'D be dead. Because K_K would kill me.... Ill update later tonight if I have time. Because mah stuuuuupid parents make me to to CCD. Religon. It stands for something but I call it The CHild City Dump! Then homework....damn u all....
No! Homework Strikes again!
Damn you Homework!!!
Damn you Homework!!!
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ZOMG YOU KILLED KAZE!!! well...almost....kinda...not....really....anyway
GOOD CHAPTER!! @_@
yes, homework does suck -_-, stupid homework, it must die!
GOOD CHAPTER!! @_@
yes, homework does suck -_-, stupid homework, it must die!
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SA's right; if she killed Kaze, she'd hafta deal with me.
>_>_>_>_>_>
*cough*
DAMN YOU, HOMEWORK!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!! >_<
>_>_>_>_>_>
*cough*
DAMN YOU, HOMEWORK!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!! >_<
mesa very sad T_T. I had to get blood taken today!! It was painful! Painful shot! The PAIN! ANNND I have to get eye surgery in dos weeks cuz my eyesight is crap! They are cut off my eye muscles! 
. Ill have to wear an eyepatch.......so now after I write this i will go huddle in the fetal position until I have to go to math tutorign cuz I suck donkey balls at math....i dont mean that literally I just always say that....>_>...MOVING ON!
Hours later after the medics came.....
Kaze's POV ~*~*~*~*~
I felt myself regain conscioussness and immeadiatly let out a strangled groan from the pain in my stomach. One of my eyes slowly opened to see about ...well a lot of people crowding around me. "KAZE!" My mother cried and tried to hug me but my dad held her back because shed probably jump on me and reopen my wound. "Winry, you'll kill the poor kid." My Dad said.
I was immeadialty bombarded by yells of, "KAZE!" Soon my friends rushed in and crowded around my bed as if they were vultures. "I must say I wasnt enjoying all this attention. -_-. "Kaze are you feeling better?" Kairi asked. I put on a big fake smile, "Oh Yeah! I've jsut got about 20 stitches on my stomach a gaping wound that hurts like a monkey, Im just DANDY! ^_^"
What I didnt expect happened...they all laughed. "We were all so worried, Even Riku." Sora said and pointed at the silver haired teen. " Riku was worried about me?" I asked disbelievingly. "Of course I was!" Riku said angirly.."Its-
SA:Hello, Just thought I'd interuptt for a minute, You may notice I say this line a lot and it will be said many more times......go away now....*cracks balrog whip*
a sign of the Apocolypse..." More laughter...."So how long am I gonna be here..." I asked my midget father. "Two days maybe.." He shrugged. It was then that my lunch was brought in.....
AFter lunch....
Mom started doting over me smoothing my hait huggling me all that mother crap. "Well I'll tkae your tray and let you get some sl-....Kaze....you didnt drink your milk..." SHe growled. M face contorted in to an anime style of annoyance, "I hate milk...."
"KAZE DRINK YOUR MILK OR YOU"LL END UP SHORT LIKE YOUR FATHER!" Mom roared. Dad enters..
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORTIE SO SHORT YOUD NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIS SHORTNESS!" dad roared. "JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DRINK MILK WHICH MADE YOU SO SHORT DOESNT MEAN KAZE WONT DRINK IT!"
"HE HATES IT YOU KNOW IT TOO WOMAN!" "EDWARD ELRIC STOP DILLINF MY SON"S HEAD WITH SUCH POPPYCOCK IDEAS!"
"ILL FILL HIS HEAD WITH WHATEVER 'POPPYCOK' I WANT! HES MY SON TOO!"
"HE MAY HAVE INHERITED MY HEIGHT BUT YOUR ATTITUDE HAS RUBBED OFF ON HIM!"
"QUIT CALLING ME A SHRIMP SO SHRIMPY THAT YOU CANT EVEN SEE!"
"I DIDNT! AND I DONT WNAT YOUR STUUUPID VIEWS CLOUDING MY KAWAII LITTLE BREEZE'S HEAD!"
"STOP CALLING HIM THAT! HES A MAN AND MEN DONT WANT TO BE CALLED STUPID NAMES LIKE 'KAWAII LITTLE BREEZE!"
"YOURE ONE TO TALK ED! YOUR ABOUT AS LITTLE AS AN AMEBA!"
"STOP CALLING ME SHORT!"
"STOP YELLING! KAZE DOESNT LIKE IT!"
"HE ALSO DOESNT LIKE THE UGLINESS OF YOUR FACE!"
*SMACK*
"EDWARD YOU STUPID MIDGETY LITTLE TURD!" *crash smack*
"STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN WRENCH!"
"IF IM SO UGLY WHYD YOU MARRY ME!?"
" I DIDNT EVEN WANT-! WINRY PUT THE NEEDLE DOWN!!!!!"
"TIME FOR YOUR SHOT!"
"WOMAN YOU DONT KNOW WHATS IN THAT POINTY STICK OF DOOM!"
"YOURE RIGHT...WE BETTER FIND OUT!"
*stab*
:AUUUUGHHHHH! YOU LITTLE-!"
*milk shoved down throat*
Kaze:.....and people wonder why I am so quiet....
. Ill have to wear an eyepatch.......so now after I write this i will go huddle in the fetal position until I have to go to math tutorign cuz I suck donkey balls at math....i dont mean that literally I just always say that....>_>...MOVING ON!Hours later after the medics came.....
Kaze's POV ~*~*~*~*~
I felt myself regain conscioussness and immeadiatly let out a strangled groan from the pain in my stomach. One of my eyes slowly opened to see about ...well a lot of people crowding around me. "KAZE!" My mother cried and tried to hug me but my dad held her back because shed probably jump on me and reopen my wound. "Winry, you'll kill the poor kid." My Dad said.
I was immeadialty bombarded by yells of, "KAZE!" Soon my friends rushed in and crowded around my bed as if they were vultures. "I must say I wasnt enjoying all this attention. -_-. "Kaze are you feeling better?" Kairi asked. I put on a big fake smile, "Oh Yeah! I've jsut got about 20 stitches on my stomach a gaping wound that hurts like a monkey, Im just DANDY! ^_^"
What I didnt expect happened...they all laughed. "We were all so worried, Even Riku." Sora said and pointed at the silver haired teen. " Riku was worried about me?" I asked disbelievingly. "Of course I was!" Riku said angirly.."Its-
SA:Hello, Just thought I'd interuptt for a minute, You may notice I say this line a lot and it will be said many more times......go away now....*cracks balrog whip*
a sign of the Apocolypse..." More laughter...."So how long am I gonna be here..." I asked my midget father. "Two days maybe.." He shrugged. It was then that my lunch was brought in.....
AFter lunch....
Mom started doting over me smoothing my hait huggling me all that mother crap. "Well I'll tkae your tray and let you get some sl-....Kaze....you didnt drink your milk..." SHe growled. M face contorted in to an anime style of annoyance, "I hate milk...."
"KAZE DRINK YOUR MILK OR YOU"LL END UP SHORT LIKE YOUR FATHER!" Mom roared. Dad enters..
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORTIE SO SHORT YOUD NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIS SHORTNESS!" dad roared. "JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DRINK MILK WHICH MADE YOU SO SHORT DOESNT MEAN KAZE WONT DRINK IT!"
"HE HATES IT YOU KNOW IT TOO WOMAN!" "EDWARD ELRIC STOP DILLINF MY SON"S HEAD WITH SUCH POPPYCOCK IDEAS!"
"ILL FILL HIS HEAD WITH WHATEVER 'POPPYCOK' I WANT! HES MY SON TOO!"
"HE MAY HAVE INHERITED MY HEIGHT BUT YOUR ATTITUDE HAS RUBBED OFF ON HIM!"
"QUIT CALLING ME A SHRIMP SO SHRIMPY THAT YOU CANT EVEN SEE!"
"I DIDNT! AND I DONT WNAT YOUR STUUUPID VIEWS CLOUDING MY KAWAII LITTLE BREEZE'S HEAD!"
"STOP CALLING HIM THAT! HES A MAN AND MEN DONT WANT TO BE CALLED STUPID NAMES LIKE 'KAWAII LITTLE BREEZE!"
"YOURE ONE TO TALK ED! YOUR ABOUT AS LITTLE AS AN AMEBA!"
"STOP CALLING ME SHORT!"
"STOP YELLING! KAZE DOESNT LIKE IT!"
"HE ALSO DOESNT LIKE THE UGLINESS OF YOUR FACE!"
*SMACK*
"EDWARD YOU STUPID MIDGETY LITTLE TURD!" *crash smack*
"STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN WRENCH!"
"IF IM SO UGLY WHYD YOU MARRY ME!?"
" I DIDNT EVEN WANT-! WINRY PUT THE NEEDLE DOWN!!!!!"
"TIME FOR YOUR SHOT!"
"WOMAN YOU DONT KNOW WHATS IN THAT POINTY STICK OF DOOM!"
"YOURE RIGHT...WE BETTER FIND OUT!"
*stab*
:AUUUUGHHHHH! YOU LITTLE-!"
*milk shoved down throat*
Kaze:.....and people wonder why I am so quiet....
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.....wow.....cool! XD awesome chapter, Kaze shall LIVE!!!! IT"S ALIVE!!!! *thunder/lightning effects*
your gonna get your eye muscle ripped off????
wtf?o.o
omg....so much chaos..... *steps away from Winry and Ed* Kaze, they're scaring me.....o_-
Kaze: Join the club, we've got jackets. >_>
me:....Shrek line-stealer....>_>
Kaze: Pfft...>_>
me: *huggles Kaze* Be glad yer not dead!! Now I shall glomp you forever!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*choke* >_<
Awesomeness, SA!!! xDDDD
omg....so much chaos.....
*steps away from Winry and Ed* Kaze, they're scaring me.....o_-Kaze: Join the club, we've got jackets. >_>
me:....Shrek line-stealer....>_>
Kaze: Pfft...>_>
me: *huggles Kaze* Be glad yer not dead!! Now I shall glomp you forever!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*choke* >_<
Awesomeness, SA!!! xDDDD
wtf is up with those 2?
I suck at math too!DAMN YOU MATH!!!
I suck at math too!DAMN YOU MATH!!!
The drama ensues ^-^ This is all turning in to a soap opera XD Like General Hospital which by the way features Steve Burton.....the voice actor of Cloud in KH.
Cloud's VA:
Well as it turned out practically everyone in the Band of Destiny had to be hospitilized. Riku's shoulder was dislocated, Noelle had a large open wound in her side, Sora had a deep wound in his shoulder and some internal bleeding. Kairi had a concussion, Megan and Namine seemed to be the only ones with no severe damage. Of course Kaze's was the worst. Bulletwound through his stomach, internal bleeding, broken ribs.
And Kaze wasnt happy at all about being in the hospital. He was like a lion that hasnt been fed. Of course he had every right to be. When the drugs wore off he was in extreme pain. He couldnt eat solid food because it would puncture his healing stomach. So every few hours a rubber tube was stuck down his throat and poured a liquidy nutrient in to his stomach. You can imagine how painful it was to have a tubr shoved down your throat, down your esophogus, down your trachea until it entered the stomach.
Kaze's rib was healed although it could have killed him if he was left untreated for another hour. His rib had almost punctured his lung which would have caused him to drown in his own bodily fluids.
Kaze's checkout time was drawing closer and his friends hadnt left his side once. Unless they needed the bathroom,.....or food.....or were forced to by the stuuupid hospitla people when they forced Kaze up so he could use the restroom. Megan stayed close to the blonde the entire time fluffing his pillow and what not...
But....
yes the ever suspensing but! ^^
dont worry im not stopping yet....
or am I? >_>
just kidding.
Winry and Ed were sitting by Kaze's bedside with Megan and everyone else. Winry was smoothing Kaze's wild blonde tresses back, WHen the doctor came in, "Mr and Mrs Elric may I have a word?" Edward stiffened, "I dont like the sound of this.." He muttered to Winry who grabbed her husband's arm.
Kaze slumped back, "If they are telling me I have to stay here another week I'll chew my arms off.." Kaze grumbled.
Sora and Noelle were healed easily. Their wounds were quite deep but were not infected. Riku's case didnt take long at all. The nurse jsut had to shove his bone bakc in to his socket which hurt extremely (My brother dislocated his shoulder playing football and he popped it back in. Said it hurt like hell though)) Kairi suffered no lasting damage she jus had a bandage on her head.
Megan smiled at the blonde, "Kaze-kun if you chew your arms off can I have them?" Sora, Riku, Noelle, Namine and Kaze slowly looked at her with the expression that clearly said, "WTF?!" Megan laughed nervously, "I was joking.......stuff muffins!" Everyone rolled their eyes in response.
ANd Winry and Edward returned. Winry seemed to be on the verge of tears, Edward looked between a mixture of angry and depressed.
The doctor entered and sat so he faced Kaze. "I smell trouble." Noelle gulped as she clung to Sora and Riku. Kairi's heart pounded, Namine was looking horrified. "Young man...I have some bad news."
Kaze cursed, " God dammit!What now?!"
"Im afraid its your kidney."
Kaze took a blink, "Mah what?"
"Youre kidney. Without your kidney you will die. You see the bullet after passing through the stomach caused some severe damge to your kidney and it isnt functioning."
"What does that MEAN?" Kaze asked grumpily.
" *Sigh* You have two choices. One you get a doner who can give youa suitable kidney or Two you die a slow painful death."
"ILL TAKE THE KIDNEY!" He roared.
"Its not that simple. You need a doner who can match your standards. Unfortunetly your mother and father are not a suitable match. So we can put you on the list but it cna take monthes or even years. By then there will be no hope to save you. Im sorry, but unless we find a doner...youre going to die."
It hit Kaze like a ton of bricks. His heart pounded his newly repared stomach lurched his cerulean eyes bulged. "D-die?" His friends were looking as if they had been shot. Tears streamed from Namine, Noelle and Kairi's eyes. Winry was crying in to Ed's chest, Sora and Riku looked at him in disbelief. The prospect of losing their friend...no their brother was heartwrenching. Yet here his doctor was telling him he may not live.
"W-what are h-his standards...?" Winry cried. "Well hes blood type O. You arent suitable Mrs. Elric because you are blood type AB. Your husband would be suitable since he shares the same blood type as Kaze but he already lost a kidney and it would kill him to give away his last. (u have 2 kidneys)) Edward straightned witha determidn look, "Ill do it." Kaze and Winry's eyes widened, "Dad no!" Kaze said. Winry cried harder.
"Kaze, we love you so much, I would give my life if it meant saving yours." Edward told his son while keeping his godlen gaze on Kaze;s. Kaze shook his head shouted and cursed, "STOP IT! DAD STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!" Ed ignore dhim and looked at the doctor, "When does he need it?" The doctor seemed to be teary eyed, "Tommorow." Winry let out a strangled cry anc clinged to Ed. Kaze slammed his fist in to the wall tears almsot clouding his eyes, "DAD YOU ASSHOLE! I WONT TAKE IT DAMMIT!" Ed looked at his son, "Its the only way. I lvoe you and your mother more than anything Kaze.." Kaze cursed some more and covered his face.
"Wait.." A small voice said which caused silence. "I have blood type O. Can Kaze use mine?" Everyone looked at the speaker. Her brown eyes were clouded with tears as she looked at the devastated blonde. " Whats youre name young lady?" The docotor asked, "Megan..." He nodded, "Well...do you have both your kidneys?"
SHe nodded fantically. "Then it is possible. We'll have to run some tests."
Kaze looked up and stared at the brunette "M-megan? What are you tyring to do?' She leapt at him and hugged him tightly, " I want to save you, I want you to live, please Kaze let us do this, I love you so much."
Kaze felt his eyes water and his heart pound, "You cannot commit this.."
She looked him in the eyes and looked where her kidney was, "it is mine to give to who I will...like my heart." She hugged him tight and he felt tears stain his shirt.
"This might be the one thing that can save your son.." The dcotor informed ed adn winry...
ignore the sappy lord of the rings quote.. KAZE NEEDS A KIDNEY!!!
Cloud's VA:
Well as it turned out practically everyone in the Band of Destiny had to be hospitilized. Riku's shoulder was dislocated, Noelle had a large open wound in her side, Sora had a deep wound in his shoulder and some internal bleeding. Kairi had a concussion, Megan and Namine seemed to be the only ones with no severe damage. Of course Kaze's was the worst. Bulletwound through his stomach, internal bleeding, broken ribs.
And Kaze wasnt happy at all about being in the hospital. He was like a lion that hasnt been fed. Of course he had every right to be. When the drugs wore off he was in extreme pain. He couldnt eat solid food because it would puncture his healing stomach. So every few hours a rubber tube was stuck down his throat and poured a liquidy nutrient in to his stomach. You can imagine how painful it was to have a tubr shoved down your throat, down your esophogus, down your trachea until it entered the stomach.
Kaze's rib was healed although it could have killed him if he was left untreated for another hour. His rib had almost punctured his lung which would have caused him to drown in his own bodily fluids.
Kaze's checkout time was drawing closer and his friends hadnt left his side once. Unless they needed the bathroom,.....or food.....or were forced to by the stuuupid hospitla people when they forced Kaze up so he could use the restroom. Megan stayed close to the blonde the entire time fluffing his pillow and what not...
But....
yes the ever suspensing but! ^^
dont worry im not stopping yet....
or am I? >_>
just kidding.
Winry and Ed were sitting by Kaze's bedside with Megan and everyone else. Winry was smoothing Kaze's wild blonde tresses back, WHen the doctor came in, "Mr and Mrs Elric may I have a word?" Edward stiffened, "I dont like the sound of this.." He muttered to Winry who grabbed her husband's arm.
Kaze slumped back, "If they are telling me I have to stay here another week I'll chew my arms off.." Kaze grumbled.
Sora and Noelle were healed easily. Their wounds were quite deep but were not infected. Riku's case didnt take long at all. The nurse jsut had to shove his bone bakc in to his socket which hurt extremely (My brother dislocated his shoulder playing football and he popped it back in. Said it hurt like hell though)) Kairi suffered no lasting damage she jus had a bandage on her head.
Megan smiled at the blonde, "Kaze-kun if you chew your arms off can I have them?" Sora, Riku, Noelle, Namine and Kaze slowly looked at her with the expression that clearly said, "WTF?!" Megan laughed nervously, "I was joking.......stuff muffins!" Everyone rolled their eyes in response.
ANd Winry and Edward returned. Winry seemed to be on the verge of tears, Edward looked between a mixture of angry and depressed.
The doctor entered and sat so he faced Kaze. "I smell trouble." Noelle gulped as she clung to Sora and Riku. Kairi's heart pounded, Namine was looking horrified. "Young man...I have some bad news."
Kaze cursed, " God dammit!What now?!"
"Im afraid its your kidney."
Kaze took a blink, "Mah what?"
"Youre kidney. Without your kidney you will die. You see the bullet after passing through the stomach caused some severe damge to your kidney and it isnt functioning."
"What does that MEAN?" Kaze asked grumpily.
" *Sigh* You have two choices. One you get a doner who can give youa suitable kidney or Two you die a slow painful death."
"ILL TAKE THE KIDNEY!" He roared.
"Its not that simple. You need a doner who can match your standards. Unfortunetly your mother and father are not a suitable match. So we can put you on the list but it cna take monthes or even years. By then there will be no hope to save you. Im sorry, but unless we find a doner...youre going to die."
It hit Kaze like a ton of bricks. His heart pounded his newly repared stomach lurched his cerulean eyes bulged. "D-die?" His friends were looking as if they had been shot. Tears streamed from Namine, Noelle and Kairi's eyes. Winry was crying in to Ed's chest, Sora and Riku looked at him in disbelief. The prospect of losing their friend...no their brother was heartwrenching. Yet here his doctor was telling him he may not live.
"W-what are h-his standards...?" Winry cried. "Well hes blood type O. You arent suitable Mrs. Elric because you are blood type AB. Your husband would be suitable since he shares the same blood type as Kaze but he already lost a kidney and it would kill him to give away his last. (u have 2 kidneys)) Edward straightned witha determidn look, "Ill do it." Kaze and Winry's eyes widened, "Dad no!" Kaze said. Winry cried harder.
"Kaze, we love you so much, I would give my life if it meant saving yours." Edward told his son while keeping his godlen gaze on Kaze;s. Kaze shook his head shouted and cursed, "STOP IT! DAD STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!" Ed ignore dhim and looked at the doctor, "When does he need it?" The doctor seemed to be teary eyed, "Tommorow." Winry let out a strangled cry anc clinged to Ed. Kaze slammed his fist in to the wall tears almsot clouding his eyes, "DAD YOU ASSHOLE! I WONT TAKE IT DAMMIT!" Ed looked at his son, "Its the only way. I lvoe you and your mother more than anything Kaze.." Kaze cursed some more and covered his face.
"Wait.." A small voice said which caused silence. "I have blood type O. Can Kaze use mine?" Everyone looked at the speaker. Her brown eyes were clouded with tears as she looked at the devastated blonde. " Whats youre name young lady?" The docotor asked, "Megan..." He nodded, "Well...do you have both your kidneys?"
SHe nodded fantically. "Then it is possible. We'll have to run some tests."
Kaze looked up and stared at the brunette "M-megan? What are you tyring to do?' She leapt at him and hugged him tightly, " I want to save you, I want you to live, please Kaze let us do this, I love you so much."
Kaze felt his eyes water and his heart pound, "You cannot commit this.."
She looked him in the eyes and looked where her kidney was, "it is mine to give to who I will...like my heart." She hugged him tight and he felt tears stain his shirt.
"This might be the one thing that can save your son.." The dcotor informed ed adn winry...
ignore the sappy lord of the rings quote.. KAZE NEEDS A KIDNEY!!!
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Let's see....if I killed you....you couldn't finish yer fics, could you? >_>...
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Hmmm.......he better not die....>_>_>_>
*huggles Kaze-kun* >_>_>_>_>_>####
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Let's see....if I killed you....you couldn't finish yer fics, could you? >_>...
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Hmmm.......he better not die....>_>_>_>
*huggles Kaze-kun* >_>_>_>_>_>####
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OMG THE SAPPINESS!! IT"S LIKE A SOAP OPERA O_O *screams in the background*
Kaze needs a kidney!! or he'll die?! dun duun duuuuuuuuunnnnn
get the next chapter up soon so we can see MORE sappiness!!! XD
Kaze needs a kidney!! or he'll die?! dun duun duuuuuuuuunnnnn
get the next chapter up soon so we can see MORE sappiness!!! XD
Tally ho!
Everybody still frazzled and upset over Kaze's life or death choice was very moody, easily angered and the girls were all behaving like PMSing teenagers. They yelled at random doctors, cursed every chance they got, a couple of them even broke out in tears. But Kaze had become like a statue. He was finally understanding that this was it. His last chance. For now Riku, Sora, Kairi, Noelle, and Namine werent allowed in the room. "Kaze, it'll be okay." Megan assured him.
"H-how can you be so calm?! Your getting a freaking kidney taken out!?" SHe stood up near the window, "To tell you the truth....Im scared. Im really scared Kaze, but you need this. So I cant help it." Kaze ran a hair through his hair and sat up in the hospital bed. "Kaze Elric you lay bakc down!" Megan ordered with a stern expression. Kaze stubbornly stayed upright. "Im fine!" She marched over twoards him, "You are not! You're shaking, you just almost died you need to lay down!" She said while attempting to shove him down, "No means no woman!"
"DOWN!"
"No!'
"DOWN NOW!"
"NEVER!"
"LAY DOWN DAMN YOU!"
"YOU"LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!"
"IM STARTING TO GET ANGRY!"
She shoved him hard back on to the matress...a little too hard. The bed collapsed. "KYAA!" They shouted as it toppled and they both fell. Many clangs and bangs sounded and a loud, "OUCH! THAT HURT LIKE A MONKEY!" Megan and Kaze bonked heads, "Jesus christmas!" They rubbed their heads, "Megan would you mind gettign off, youre hurting my rib." Kaze blushed as he tried to get upfrom under her.
Megan blushed and stuttered, ". uh...um STUFF MUFFINS!"
Of course at that point the door opened.....
The brunette and platinum haired stopped and stared, "Im going to pretend I did not see this and we shall never speak of it again.." Riku stated with a shaky voice as he turned to leave. "Noelle's expression: O_O" "Ah......" She said. The two blinked a couple times staring at her. " Jeez I never thought you two liked each other that much!"
The blonde and brunette looked at each other finally realizing the situation. Here they are on a collapsed bed after many crashes, laying together....and you cna guess that rest >_>
They both blushed, "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" They screamed. Megan dashed to the other side of the room colliding with the wall. Noelle nodded, "Did you do it Kaze?" The blonde swelled in fury and chucke dhis water jug at her which she dodged, " YOU SICK WOMAN IM ONLY 14 DAMN IT!"
The brunette rolled her eyes, "I mean the bet..."
He blinked, "OH! Um,....no."
The Strife sighed, " Well Kairi is getting quite close...."
Kaze panicked, "SHE IS?!"
The girl nodded, "Mmhmm. Looks like youll be her slave."
Kaze banged his head on the wall numerous times.
Noelle's eyes gleamed, "But....if you sign this....I cna help you make sure Kairi doesnt do it first..."
She pulled out a peice of paper that was a contract.
"What is it?" kaze asked warily.
"SImple you sign it and Ill do everyhting in my power to make sure Kairi doesnt do the you know what. And if you win youll be a happy soul and Kairi will be youre slave, but if you lose you have to be MY slave..."
Kaze's face brightened, "Okay! I cna defiently do it if Kairi is kept at bay."
He signed quickly, "Thanks Ellie youre a good friend."
She nodded, "Pleasure doing bissuness with ya. And oyu might wanna pick her up." SHe pointed at Megan who was on the ground singing,
" The YELLOW ROADS IS TEXAS! DO DOO DO DO DO DO!"
Kaze eyed her for a minute, "Riiiiight,"
Everybody still frazzled and upset over Kaze's life or death choice was very moody, easily angered and the girls were all behaving like PMSing teenagers. They yelled at random doctors, cursed every chance they got, a couple of them even broke out in tears. But Kaze had become like a statue. He was finally understanding that this was it. His last chance. For now Riku, Sora, Kairi, Noelle, and Namine werent allowed in the room. "Kaze, it'll be okay." Megan assured him.
"H-how can you be so calm?! Your getting a freaking kidney taken out!?" SHe stood up near the window, "To tell you the truth....Im scared. Im really scared Kaze, but you need this. So I cant help it." Kaze ran a hair through his hair and sat up in the hospital bed. "Kaze Elric you lay bakc down!" Megan ordered with a stern expression. Kaze stubbornly stayed upright. "Im fine!" She marched over twoards him, "You are not! You're shaking, you just almost died you need to lay down!" She said while attempting to shove him down, "No means no woman!"
"DOWN!"
"No!'
"DOWN NOW!"
"NEVER!"
"LAY DOWN DAMN YOU!"
"YOU"LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!"
"IM STARTING TO GET ANGRY!"
She shoved him hard back on to the matress...a little too hard. The bed collapsed. "KYAA!" They shouted as it toppled and they both fell. Many clangs and bangs sounded and a loud, "OUCH! THAT HURT LIKE A MONKEY!" Megan and Kaze bonked heads, "Jesus christmas!" They rubbed their heads, "Megan would you mind gettign off, youre hurting my rib." Kaze blushed as he tried to get upfrom under her.
Megan blushed and stuttered, ". uh...um STUFF MUFFINS!"
Of course at that point the door opened.....
The brunette and platinum haired stopped and stared, "Im going to pretend I did not see this and we shall never speak of it again.." Riku stated with a shaky voice as he turned to leave. "Noelle's expression: O_O
" "Ah......" She said. The two blinked a couple times staring at her. " Jeez I never thought you two liked each other that much!" The blonde and brunette looked at each other finally realizing the situation. Here they are on a collapsed bed after many crashes, laying together....and you cna guess that rest >_>
They both blushed, "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" They screamed. Megan dashed to the other side of the room colliding with the wall. Noelle nodded, "Did you do it Kaze?" The blonde swelled in fury and chucke dhis water jug at her which she dodged, " YOU SICK WOMAN IM ONLY 14 DAMN IT!"
The brunette rolled her eyes, "I mean the bet..."
He blinked, "OH! Um,....no."
The Strife sighed, " Well Kairi is getting quite close...."
Kaze panicked, "SHE IS?!"
The girl nodded, "Mmhmm. Looks like youll be her slave."
Kaze banged his head on the wall numerous times.
Noelle's eyes gleamed, "But....if you sign this....I cna help you make sure Kairi doesnt do it first..."
She pulled out a peice of paper that was a contract.
"What is it?" kaze asked warily.
"SImple you sign it and Ill do everyhting in my power to make sure Kairi doesnt do the you know what. And if you win youll be a happy soul and Kairi will be youre slave, but if you lose you have to be MY slave..."
Kaze's face brightened, "Okay! I cna defiently do it if Kairi is kept at bay."
He signed quickly, "Thanks Ellie youre a good friend."
She nodded, "Pleasure doing bissuness with ya. And oyu might wanna pick her up." SHe pointed at Megan who was on the ground singing,
" The YELLOW ROADS IS TEXAS! DO DOO DO DO DO DO!"
Kaze eyed her for a minute, "Riiiiight,"
o.o
I didn't-
It was-
....SICK MINDED PEOPLE!!! WE WEREN'T-
.......IT'S THE BED'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!! >_<
I didn't-
It was-
....SICK MINDED PEOPLE!!! WE WEREN'T-
.......IT'S THE BED'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!! >_<
SO if Kaze Loses he'll have to be kairi and Noelle's slave?
woah that kinda sucks....
woah that kinda sucks....
Well it was it. The big day. The day of kidney taking. ANd putting. Kaze and Megan made their way to the surgery room. Megan kept twitching muttering, "Needles....sharp...pointy.....sticks of doom...." Kaze rolled his eyes and continued. Sora, Noelle, Riku, and Kairi and Kaze's parents were following them like a paparatzi. ((or however you spell it <_<)) They entered the white room full of people dressed in white. "ITS HEAVEN!" Megan said as she was blinded by the light. Kaze mentally slapped her. "Well this is as far as we go.." Sora nervously said. Kaze nodded in response. "Kaze-kun, you'll be fine and Meg-chan too. You wont feel a thing...until the drugs wear off...but anyway we love you both and we dont wanna lose ya so fight!" Noelle cheered. Kaze nodded. Megan hugged cousin Sora and Noelle and Namine. SHe attempted to glomp Riku but a loud snarling noise from a brunette made her twitch and pat Riku on the shoulder. Riku looked very much relieved.
Kaze and Megan entered the room and layed on the their backs in sepearate cots. "Now, which would you prefer gas or needle?" The doctor asked, "WHOS GOT GAS!?" Megan jumped looking for the person holding the gas. Kaze sniggered. So Megan took the nummy bubble-gum flavored gas while Kaze in all his craziness took the needle. THE POINTY STICK OF DOOM!
As the two began to lose conscioussness Megan twitched in fear, "You scared?" Kaze asked trying to stay awake. "OF COURSE I AM DAMMIT! ITS NOT EVERY DAY SOMEONE SPLITS YOU SIDE OPEN AND PULLS OUT A KIDNEY!" Kaze chuckled a bit, "Itll be fine I promise..." Megan nodded. kaze felt his eyes close but her voice said, "Kaze?" He groaned, "Hmm?" She paused for a second before said, "To the left of the tuna..." Kaze sweatdropped, "To...the...left of....the......tuuuuna..?" He muttered as sleep took him.
Outside Noelle, Sora, Riku, Kairi and Namine prayed and hoped and were nervioso. A couple hours passed and the fivesome were growing bored.
"What now?" Kairi asked.
Riku shrugged, " Since Im all outta ideas I say we just get drunk..."
That earned a laugh or two, "So bored, and worried. We've played Old Maid 20 times! We played Charades, I spy."
"Which didnt go to well considering this room is completely white.." >_>" Sora added.
I WANNA SEE IF THEYRE ALL RIGHT!" Sora and Noelle yelled at the same times causing an akward silence. They looked at each other and said at the same times, 'Boy that was weird!" "That was weaird too!" More akward silcene before the siblings narrowed their eyes and said at the same time, " PIE EQUALS M C SQUARED AND THE DIMENSIONS OF A QUADRILATERAL ARE PRONE TO THE ANGLE!" Riku Kairi and Namine backed away.
"I've got a plan..."Kairi said.
They all waited with interest.
"Well we pretend to be doctors and sneak in. Then we'll see if Kaze and Megan were all right then nobody will know it was us."
"Brilliant dear Watson I think we've solved the case!" Sora cheered.
DUMBLEDORE: Marvelous creatures, phoenixes. They can do whatever the plot requires of them whenever it is called for.
Just a note: this movie is not, I repeat not, Jurassic Park.
The Great Hall.
later after Kairi vistited the nasty cafeteria
Kairi: I’ve filled these cupcakes with an animal tranquilizer. Make sure the doctors find them and meet me in the girls’ bathroom. Oh, yeah, and be sure to take their clothes; yours won’t be apporpriate
Sora: Take their clothes?
Kairi: Be brave. (leaves)
Riku: Sora, I still don’t like this whole girls’ bathroom business.
Noelle: We’ve been through this before: if it keeps away that scary androgynous… Roxas name… thing… we can deal with it.
Kaze and Megan entered the room and layed on the their backs in sepearate cots. "Now, which would you prefer gas or needle?" The doctor asked, "WHOS GOT GAS!?" Megan jumped looking for the person holding the gas. Kaze sniggered. So Megan took the nummy bubble-gum flavored gas while Kaze in all his craziness took the needle. THE POINTY STICK OF DOOM!
As the two began to lose conscioussness Megan twitched in fear, "You scared?" Kaze asked trying to stay awake. "OF COURSE I AM DAMMIT! ITS NOT EVERY DAY SOMEONE SPLITS YOU SIDE OPEN AND PULLS OUT A KIDNEY!" Kaze chuckled a bit, "Itll be fine I promise..." Megan nodded. kaze felt his eyes close but her voice said, "Kaze?" He groaned, "Hmm?" She paused for a second before said, "To the left of the tuna..." Kaze sweatdropped, "To...the...left of....the......tuuuuna..?" He muttered as sleep took him.
Outside Noelle, Sora, Riku, Kairi and Namine prayed and hoped and were nervioso. A couple hours passed and the fivesome were growing bored.
"What now?" Kairi asked.
Riku shrugged, " Since Im all outta ideas I say we just get drunk..."
That earned a laugh or two, "So bored, and worried. We've played Old Maid 20 times! We played Charades, I spy."
"Which didnt go to well considering this room is completely white.." >_>" Sora added.
I WANNA SEE IF THEYRE ALL RIGHT!" Sora and Noelle yelled at the same times causing an akward silence. They looked at each other and said at the same times, 'Boy that was weird!" "That was weaird too!" More akward silcene before the siblings narrowed their eyes and said at the same time, " PIE EQUALS M C SQUARED AND THE DIMENSIONS OF A QUADRILATERAL ARE PRONE TO THE ANGLE!" Riku Kairi and Namine backed away.
"I've got a plan..."Kairi said.
They all waited with interest.
"Well we pretend to be doctors and sneak in. Then we'll see if Kaze and Megan were all right then nobody will know it was us."
"Brilliant dear Watson I think we've solved the case!" Sora cheered.
DUMBLEDORE: Marvelous creatures, phoenixes. They can do whatever the plot requires of them whenever it is called for.
Just a note: this movie is not, I repeat not, Jurassic Park.
The Great Hall.
later after Kairi vistited the nasty cafeteria
Kairi: I’ve filled these cupcakes with an animal tranquilizer. Make sure the doctors find them and meet me in the girls’ bathroom. Oh, yeah, and be sure to take their clothes; yours won’t be apporpriate
Sora: Take their clothes?
Kairi: Be brave. (leaves)
Riku: Sora, I still don’t like this whole girls’ bathroom business.
Noelle: We’ve been through this before: if it keeps away that scary androgynous… Roxas name… thing… we can deal with it.
Pointy Stick!!
Yay Pointy Sticks!!
Yay Pointy Sticks!!
ROXAS IS A GAY NAME!! GAY, GAY, GAY!!! SOUND IT OUT!
ROCKS-ASS!! <-- WRONGNESS! >_<
*ahem*
Needles are evil. Pure evil. I wonder what my real blood type is....*ponders* Oh, well. It's now officially type O! ^-^
ROCKS-ASS!! <-- WRONGNESS! >_<
*ahem*
Needles are evil. Pure evil. I wonder what my real blood type is....*ponders* Oh, well. It's now officially type O! ^-^
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XD lol
Roxas is one screwed up name -_-' i hope that it won't be confirmed. please give him a better name! PLEASE SQUARE-ENIX!!!!
anyways...POINTY STICKS OF DOOOOM O_O *runs*
Roxas is one screwed up name -_-' i hope that it won't be confirmed. please give him a better name! PLEASE SQUARE-ENIX!!!!
anyways...POINTY STICKS OF DOOOOM O_O *runs*
SO while Kaze and Megan were having their sides split open and their insides poked with sharp objects the remaining band of destiny set out on their mission.
"Riku what if they dont like cupcakes...." Spot asked.
Riku pondered, " Good point....we'll have to do it the old fashioned way..."
Noelle let out a sigh, "Ill get the duct tape..."
~***~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile in the Girls Bathroom...
Kairi is writing in her 'ninja diary'
Ninja Diary Entry Number Cockatoo
Dear Ninja Diary,
Things have been pretty strange around hynah (SA: my version of here due to watching too much south park >_>)) Kaze and Megan are having their inards poked and Ive assigned Noelle Riku and Sora to knock out some doctors and steal their clothes. Not sure where Namine went. Probably to call Seif-kun.
Back on subject. >_> Ive noticed that Sora ever since the Sephiroth fiasco...thing...he has been much nicer....I mean a hell of a lot nicer.
Example
Scenario 1: Before the Silver ass man
Meh: Hi Sora
Sora: WTF GET THE FUDGE AWAY FROM ME BIATCH!
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Scenario 2: After Silver ass man
Meh: Hi Sora
Sora: Hey Kai-chan, you look nice today..*blush blush*
Have I gone coo-coo diary or is it that Sora likes me???
OH HOLY MOTHER OF MARMALADE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE BET!!!
Sincerly yers,
Kairi
...ninja
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Kairi shut her diary and stuffed it in her backpack. "Crud what am i gonna do about the bet. EH I got plenty of time Kaze is having a kidney shoved in him...>_>"
pause...
" HOLD ON! KAZE AND MEGAN WILL BE IN THE SAME RECOOPERATING ROOM! HE COULD TELL HER ANY TIME!!!!I HATE LAUNDRY!!!"
"Kairi, Kairi, Kairi." A voice tsked.
Kairi stiffened realizing she said that aloud.
"ninja be a ninja.." She told herself.
In a very deja vu moment the female eavsdropper said,
"I can hear what youre saying.."
Kairi paused, "Deja vu?"
"NO! You cannot because I am ninja! Therefore you cannot see, hear, smell, feel, or taste me!"
The girl emerged who was in fact Sora's sister, "If Sora were here hed say feel and taste sound fun. But then hed overhear yer bet..."
Kairi's comeback fell flat on its face, 'oKay.....these two are way too much a like! She knew exactly what Sora-kun would say!!!" She thought
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The Strife sighed, " Well Kaze is getting quite close...."
Kairi panicked, "HE IS?!"
The girl nodded, "Mmhmm. Looks like youll be his slave."
Kairi banged her head on the sink numerous times.
Noelle's eyes gleamed, "But....if you sign this....I can help you make sure Kaze doesnt do it first..."
She pulled out a peice of paper that was a contract.
"What is it?" kairi asked excitedly.
"SImple you sign it and Ill do everyhting in my power to make sure Kaze doesnt do the you know what. And if you win youll be a happy soul and Kaze will be youre slave, but if you lose you have to be MY slave..."
Kairi's face brightened, "Okay! I can defiently do it if Kaze is kept at bay."
SHe signed quickly, "Thanks Ellie youre a good friend."
She nodded, "Pleasure doing bissuness with ya. And you might wanna clean that up." SHe pointed at the ground.
In the dust there was a heart with the words Sora + Kairi Forever!!!
....ninja ((<---- SA: Ive seen this before.....i know I used it a while back when Sora was tanning and Kairi snuck up on him and kept saying ninja but Ive seen it somewhere else. Oh well I cant remember. Props to whoever uses it >_<))
Kairi eyed it for a minute, "Riiiiight,"
Noelle glanced at the door, "Better hurry up I think I hear Spiky-kun coming..."
Kairi promptly dove at the floor hitting her head on the sink but managed to scrub it away with Mr. Clean......MR CLEAN CLEAN YER HOME WITH ALL THE FRESHNESS I AM TOLD! >_>............ninja ((againw hooever uses that....tell meh so i can credit u.))
ninja...at the bottom of posts copyrighted to......whoever does that...
"Riku what if they dont like cupcakes...." Spot asked.
Riku pondered, " Good point....we'll have to do it the old fashioned way..."
Noelle let out a sigh, "Ill get the duct tape..."
~***~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile in the Girls Bathroom...
Kairi is writing in her 'ninja diary'
Ninja Diary Entry Number Cockatoo
Dear Ninja Diary,
Things have been pretty strange around hynah (SA: my version of here due to watching too much south park >_>)) Kaze and Megan are having their inards poked and Ive assigned Noelle Riku and Sora to knock out some doctors and steal their clothes. Not sure where Namine went. Probably to call Seif-kun.
Back on subject. >_> Ive noticed that Sora ever since the Sephiroth fiasco...thing...he has been much nicer....I mean a hell of a lot nicer.
Example
Scenario 1: Before the Silver ass man
Meh: Hi Sora
Sora: WTF GET THE FUDGE AWAY FROM ME BIATCH!
------------------------------------
Scenario 2: After Silver ass man
Meh: Hi Sora
Sora: Hey Kai-chan, you look nice today..*blush blush*
Have I gone coo-coo diary or is it that Sora likes me???
OH HOLY MOTHER OF MARMALADE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE BET!!!
Sincerly yers,
Kairi
...ninja
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Kairi shut her diary and stuffed it in her backpack. "Crud what am i gonna do about the bet. EH I got plenty of time Kaze is having a kidney shoved in him...>_>"
pause...
" HOLD ON! KAZE AND MEGAN WILL BE IN THE SAME RECOOPERATING ROOM! HE COULD TELL HER ANY TIME!!!!I HATE LAUNDRY!!!"
"Kairi, Kairi, Kairi." A voice tsked.
Kairi stiffened realizing she said that aloud.
"ninja be a ninja.." She told herself.
In a very deja vu moment the female eavsdropper said,
"I can hear what youre saying.."
Kairi paused, "Deja vu?"
"NO! You cannot because I am ninja! Therefore you cannot see, hear, smell, feel, or taste me!"
The girl emerged who was in fact Sora's sister, "If Sora were here hed say feel and taste sound fun. But then hed overhear yer bet..."
Kairi's comeback fell flat on its face, 'oKay.....these two are way too much a like! She knew exactly what Sora-kun would say!!!" She thought
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The Strife sighed, " Well Kaze is getting quite close...."
Kairi panicked, "HE IS?!"
The girl nodded, "Mmhmm. Looks like youll be his slave."
Kairi banged her head on the sink numerous times.
Noelle's eyes gleamed, "But....if you sign this....I can help you make sure Kaze doesnt do it first..."
She pulled out a peice of paper that was a contract.
"What is it?" kairi asked excitedly.
"SImple you sign it and Ill do everyhting in my power to make sure Kaze doesnt do the you know what. And if you win youll be a happy soul and Kaze will be youre slave, but if you lose you have to be MY slave..."
Kairi's face brightened, "Okay! I can defiently do it if Kaze is kept at bay."
SHe signed quickly, "Thanks Ellie youre a good friend."
She nodded, "Pleasure doing bissuness with ya. And you might wanna clean that up." SHe pointed at the ground.
In the dust there was a heart with the words Sora + Kairi Forever!!!
....ninja ((<---- SA: Ive seen this before.....i know I used it a while back when Sora was tanning and Kairi snuck up on him and kept saying ninja but Ive seen it somewhere else. Oh well I cant remember. Props to whoever uses it >_<))
Kairi eyed it for a minute, "Riiiiight,"
Noelle glanced at the door, "Better hurry up I think I hear Spiky-kun coming..."
Kairi promptly dove at the floor hitting her head on the sink but managed to scrub it away with Mr. Clean......MR CLEAN CLEAN YER HOME WITH ALL THE FRESHNESS I AM TOLD! >_>............ninja ((againw hooever uses that....tell meh so i can credit u.))
ninja...at the bottom of posts copyrighted to......whoever does that...
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