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Lanydx reborn

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Hello everyone, guess who's copying his partner?

This guy...anyway, yeah I'm doing one-shot.

Now yall can make a request as long as you follow these rules.

1. NO PORN! This sites mods would rip me apart!

2. No yaoi of any kind! .....and I guess no yuri just to make it fair....okay only if the gay pairing in question is cannon....and not crazy fangirl cannon...I mean right out of the Word of God..canon.

3. No character bashing fics unless it's that emo prick Saskue...I won't rag on woman unless they are bitches like Larxene..cause lord knows there is so much of that already.

4. Two request at a time please.

5. When you read you post and tell me what you think.

Anyway yeah enjoy.


Kingdom Hearts one shot.

For my beloved Partner Kingdom Key.

Don't touch my stuff! Axel/Marluxia one shot (Not what you think fangirls…you stick women.)

At the top floor of Castle Oblivion, a strong hold of the Infamous and sinister Organization XIII. A group of powerful nobodies, human without hearts, that do some of the sickest thing imaginable….yet are still some of the most popular characters in the games….kupoing fangirls! Anyway this story started off with one member who was royally pissed off at another.

The red spiky haired man with tear drop tattoos on his face, wearing a black coat. was stomping to the end of the white hall. The man's name was Axel, got it memorized? it what he would say but not right now,

He slammed the door open to find a pink haired man with a popsicle stick in his mouth, blonde bitch who was throwing knives at a helpless blonde girl in a white dress, making her dance for the taller woman's amusement.

"Marluxia! MY ICE CREAM!" Axel screamed shooting fire out of his mouth.

"The pink haired lord of the castle came him a smirk.

"Oh hello Axel, I didn't see you there." The snugly said.

"YOU EAT MY LAST SEA SALT ICE CREAM BAR!" Axel roared summoning his chakrams.

Marluxia just looked at the wrapper on the floor that stated AXEL'S:DON'T TOUCH!


"Oh dear, I'm ever so sorry that I eat your snack. I must have not your warning." He lied.


"BULLS**T!" Axel yelled.

The older and sadistic woman looked annoyed at both of the men.

"Oh Axel just drop it! You can get more!" Larxene muttered.

The 8th member looked at the woman.

"Larxene, are you asking to get burned?!" Axel asked in a dangerous tone.

"Oh so now you got some fire in your voice, now if that had been around I might still be sleeping with you." Larxene snarked, still toying with poor Namine like she was her doll

Axel then snapped. Saix wasn't around to keep in under control, Roxas wasn't there to be his shoulder angel, and his ice cream with the anti back-stabbing disorder medicine had been eaten.

He threw his blazing disks at the devil woman, that was deflected by a long scythe with the blade pink, and the handle bright green. The pink haired man gave him a wave of the finger.

"Can't have you harming Namine, she key to our plan." "Marluxia stated.

"Oh you are so full of crap! You two have been beating her since we nabbed her!You were the one that broke her! Help Larxene is beating her now!" Axel ranted.

"I am not!" Larxene lied while she punched the girl in the gut.

"….Help me, please!" Namine begged.

"Quit slave, now lick my boots!" Larxene ordered.

Axel's brain was in over heat. He pushed the pink haired man out of the way, kicked his ex-girlfriend out of the way, and grabbed Namine, dragging her by her feet.

"Hey where do you think your going?!" Larxene yelled.

"I'm getting her fixed up, she's bleeding. Why don't you two go f#$@ or whatever!? Like you did in my room!" Axel yelled leaving the two blinking.

Axel ran from the hall with Namine dragging the soles of her sandals.

"Um, Axel…sir?" Namine whimpered.

He gave her a dirty look.

"What?!" He hissed.

"Your hurting my arm." Namine muttered.

Oh….sorry." Axel said.

If he had a heart, he would be feel regret. This kid didn't ask for this.

"Man, that kid Roxas has really made me soft." Axel thought.

"Lets get you fixed up okay?" Axel said to her. making the hostage smile.

"Oh isn't that adorable." Stated a eery Vexen.

Axel slowly turned around to find the 4th member of the Organization XIII, mocking him.

"Get back in the basement old man!" Axel yelled while throwing the ice man down the stairs.

"That does it, I'm going on a killing spree!" Axel said.

Namine looked quite sacred.

"Not you, your safe." Axel said.

He then thought of a plan when he remembered Sora…

"That kid will do it for me! His is gonna be one hell of a show." He thought.

End of one shot.
 

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This was freakin AWESOME! I mean, seriously! I've never seen Axel get so angry, over his ice cream! Thank you so much, partner! This was hysterical! Axel going on a killing spree, pfft ha ha ha only to think of Sora a moment later. Axel being nice to Namine was a great touch too xD
 
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Well why do you think he always has it on him? It's got his meds in it! lol, but yeah that's what I think of Axel's state of mind in ReCOM.
 

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read it, liked it however the thing that i enjoyed most sir (aside from your avie~) was this:
(Not what you think fangirls…you stick women.)
bwhaha~
 

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I don't know if you're looking for some C&C with this... Regardless, the content wasn't bad. The comedy was there its just a matter of articulating it properly. You could always have someone beta read it for you (I know I've done this before); it always helps to know what you can improve on structurally and grammatically. Again, I'm not sure if you're looking for C&C but it was good content nonetheless.
 

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A Kingdom Hearts AU one shot.

Joshua: Hee hee, oh hello there reader. Now if you don't know who I am, I'm Joshua:Composer of Shibuya. I see all and know all….or at least more then you humans do. Anyway the Author has asked me to this little favor. anyway enjoy this tiny peak at another Sora Branford's life.

In the cold, wet, falling, snow three figures were running past the many oak trees in the dead of night. They ran until they found what they were looking for, a cave. The taller figure pointed to the other two figures to go to their newly heaven from the dark. They ran to the mouth of the cave, covering it with a stone shaped like a circle. A perfect door to protect them from the cold. The smallest figures pulled out some wood and a lighter. The three used the lighter to set the branches ablaze, giving them light and warmth. The three were dressed in heaving but patched up hooded brown coats with woven scarves. The three took their hoods off. The tallest one had spiky brown hair, which matched his coat. The middle sized one had the same spiky hair but it was dirty blonde. The smallest one having black raven hair. Three young teens had the same blue eyes. They each looked at one another.

"Do you think they followed us?" Asked the girl.

The blonde boy grinned.

"Are you kidding me Xion, those chumps were still trying to get rid of the fire while we ran off. Also I cut their wagon tires when we got in. They couldn't have caught us." He boldly stated.

"So do you still have the food Sora?" Xion asked the eldest boy.

The eldest of the three, Sora opened his coat to give the others some bread, cooked pork, and a few pouches of water.

"Roxas, Xion, dig in!" Sora muttered cheerfully.

The two grabbed their part of the food, when Roxas noticed something.

"Sora, you hardly got anything for yourself." Roxas stated.

"Well, don't worry about it. You two are still growing, so you'll need it more then I do." Sora said trying not to make them worry.

"Brother, we aren't little kids anymore. You don't need to give us everything!" Roxas said annoyed.

"Yeah, you might die!" Xion pipped up.

The two gave a bit of their food to Sora. He was going reject it, but Xion pulled out her famous puppy dog look. Leaving him little choice in the matter he slowly eat what he had. Soon the three looked outside the cave to see nothing but pitch black night and white falling snow. They went back to the fire and ate the rest of their meal, together for warmth.

"So where can we go from here?" Xion asked trying not to fall asleep.

Roxas pulled out an old map. He studied it until he found where they kinda were.

"Well we can go to Hollow Town, but we are gonna have to be careful." He warned.

"Why?" Xion yawned.

"It's a slave town, do anything wrong and we might end up as some rich guy's pets…and that's if we are lucky." Sora muttered.

Sora thought about this for a bit, while Xion laid her head on his leg. She had already fallen asleep.

"Roxas is that only place we can go off to?" He asked.

"Well Uncle Lea is there, he might want to see us." Roxas said.

"We've been looking for him for months Rox, it might be just like the last time." Sora said.

"It might not be, we got to keep looking." Roxas protested.

The two didn't say anything.

"Okay Roxas, we'll look into it." Sora agreed.

"Thanks Sora." Roxas muttered with smile as he passed out.

Sora could barely keep his eyes open himself. The day of running and stealing had taken it's toll on the young boy's body, like it always did. He started to flashback of his small island home. He remembered a smiling woman with grass green hair and then fire everywhere. A mad laugher in the distance. Three of them running. Never stopping.

"Night, guys. Night….Mom." Sora whispered as he went into the Realm of Sleep.


With the morning coming in, the snow had stopped from the other night. The sun was out, making the white snow on the ground glare and brighten up the woods. The three looked at their map and started walking. Sora couldn't help but yawn.

"How far do we have to walk?" Xion asked.

"If we don't run into any problems, my guess is a few hours." Sora guessed.

"That's too far, Roxas carry me!" Xion ordered playfully.

"You can carry yourself you lazy bum." Roxas muttered.

"I thought Sora was the lazy bum?" Xion joked.

" Ha ha, very funny." remarked Sora.

The three travelers kept walking on the road. Each of them scanning for any possible threats or people to steal from. They could hear horses coming from behind them, they also heard carriage wheels . The three hid by one of the many oak threes. They hundred up to form a plan.

"Okay you guys, Xion you get under the carriage and pretend they hit you. Roxas you really sell it, while I'll take what they got." Sora said.

"Right Sora." Roxas and Xion said.

They watched for their target to come to view. Xion lauded down on the floor. Roxas wasn't far off, while Sora hid by a nearby tree. When the target came near her she snapped a twig and screamed,as the horses got spoked. Luckily she managed to avoid getting stomped on.

"AAAHH OH GOD MY LEGS!" Xion cried.

Roxas hearing his cue, ran to his sister.

"Xion, XION! Stay with me!" Roxas acted.


The person driving the couch, jumped down to find the two teens. His scared up face had an eye patch, a graying ponytail.

"Oh crap, I ran over a kid!" He said more annoyed then worried.

"Papa, is that you papa? I can't see anymore!" Xion said trying to sound pitiful.

"Your pa, as if!" The driver snarked.

While Roxas argued with the one eyed driver. Sora was busy at work. He pulled out his trusty lock pick, from one of his pockets. He carefully picked the lock, opened the door to the carriage. That's what he liked about it, it didn't hurt anyone. It only opened doors. Yet what he found wasn't treasure but something else or actually someone else.

He found two young girl who where covering their eyes at the exposure of the light. One had red hair, and the other was blonde. They were both chained together buy metal shackles on their bruised arms and legs. They were also chained to one of the poles by the metal collars on their necks. They were barefoot and had to brown sacks with a rope around their waist for a belt as clothing, so they were shivering Sora couldn't speak. He was about to say something when he heard a man screaming.

"Don't worry I'll be right back." Sora finally said.

He ran to the front to find Roxas and Xion with the carriage driver who was knocked out with a large lump on his head.

"Guys, what did you do?" Sora asked.

"He was being a jerk face, and you were taking too long." Xion said.

"So we knocked him out with a stick." Roxas admitted.

Sora had no idea what to say to that.

"You knocked that guy out….with a stick?" Sora asked.

"Yep." Roxas admitted.

"….Okay." Was all Sora could say.

"So did you get the loot?" Xion asked.

The spiky haired boy then remember what he had to tell them.

"Um right, the loot is…..you guys just better come and see." He suggested.

The two followed Sora to the back. He opened the door, and showed them the two girls. Like Sora they couldn't speak. Roxas couldn't keep his eyes off the blonde one. Sora then got an idea. He pulled out his lock pick once more. He was about to undo one of the shackles when the red headed girl spoke up.

"What are you going to do to us?" She asked with some fire in her eyes.

Sora was taken aback by her. It took him a bit to think of a response.

"Setting you two free?' Sora said with a smile.

The girl looked at him suspiciously.

"You mean, your not the people who are gonna buy us?" She asked.

"Red, does it look like a couple of wanderers like us have the money to buy people?" Xion asked a little annoyed.

"Xion be nice!" Sora ordered.

"Sorry." Xion muttered pouting.

The red headed girl looked the three faces. She felt oddly at ease with them. Maybe she could trust them.

"So, your really letting us go?"" The bondage girl asked.

Sora made quick work of his lock pick, undoing both of the girl's bindings.

" Does that answer your question? TADA!" Sora said.

The girl looked at her free arms, legs and neck with disbelief. she slowly gave a smile.

"That's what I like to see, all smiles, Now let's get your friend." Sora said while he did the same for the blonde girl.

The two girls couldn't believe what just happened.

"Thank you so much!" The red headed girl said while she gave a hug to their savior.

" Your welcome." Sora said having his face change pink.

"So what are your names?" Roxas asked.


The two girls looked up to the three siblings. The blonde girl buried herself in the red head's chest.


"Um, well I'm Kairi. My shy sister here…is Namine." Kairi stated.

" Nice to meet you. I'm Xion, that's Roxas, and he's Sora." Xion said while pointing at her two brothers.

"Hi." Roxas said.

"It's nice to meet you three ,and again thank you." She said

"Say hello Namine, there friendly." Kairi said to her sister.

She looked at her older sister, then looked at the siblings.

"……Hello." Namine said weakly.

"Why don't they come with us?" Roxas asked.

"What?" Xion said.

"Well why not? It's that or let them stay with that jerk." Roxas spoke out.

"Wanna come, we're travelers?" Sora asked.

"Anywhere is better then here." Kairi said.

Kairi jumped into Sora's arms.


Namine on the hand needed help from both Roxas and Xion.

The three started to walk into the snow. They walked past the one eyed slave trader. Kairi jumped off of Sora and kicked the knocked out man in the face, and ands.

"Well I feel much better." She stated.

Now jumping back and forth due to the cold snow touching her bare feet. Sora quickly picked her up, while Xion held her laughter.

"Okay, they can stay." Xion said.

The three walked away back to the road.

"…..So where are we going?" Namine asked after they walked a few miles.

"We are gonna go to Hollow Town." Sora explained.

"Why's that?" Namine asked.

"Looking for our Uncle Lea." Roxasadded.

"Mind if we stay with you guys?" Kairi asked.

"Only if my brothers get to carry me next time." Xion joked,

The five laughed, laughed as they traveled, with each other. Unknowably making bonds that other selves of them made.

Josh: Well now I did say you all would get a peak. Anyway The Author is tired so I'll see you all again some day. Maybe one of you may play my Reaper's Game…hehe.

End of one shot.
 

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i....i really like this o,0 i enjoyed it more than anything else you've made its not to long nor short characters amusing setting good and its only one chapter~
 

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This was great partner! Loved Xigbar's reaction, when he found Xion lying on the ground, pretending she was run over by his carriage. It was funny when Sora came back and found out Xigbar was knocked out with a stick too.
 
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Thanks everyone. It was going to be longer but I can always do another.

The next one might have flying vending machines.
 
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