Normally yes, but well, you know Sora....
And now it's time for.....FANMAIL!!!!
*Every Heart and Riku standing on a stage*
Every Heart: Hello. You may know me as Every Heart from Khinsider Forums and writer/character of KingDumb Hearts.
Riku: And I'm Riku. I'm from Kingdom Hearts, KH: Chain of Memories, and Kingdom Hearts 2. I'm also a main charcter in KingDumb Hearts.
Every Heart: *out of the corner of her mouth* Like hell you are.
Riku: Wha?
Every Heart: *coughs* Anyway, we have a fanmail from one of our readers. Let's take a look at it:
Dear KingDumb Hearts,
Your fanfic is immorale. All the charcters have personality disorders or on some kind of illegal drug. All you ever talk about is sex. And drugs. Also, the portrayel of the characters is all wrong. Like Sora being an idiot. Sure, he's a little weird, but he isn't so stupid that he would eat plug ins or douse himself in lye. Riku is not emo and he is probably a lot smarter as well. Kairi....well....hmm...well anyway, she isn't a sex addict or anything like that.
Maybe if you made it less vulgar, then more adults and children would be able to enjoy it.
Every Heart: Who the hell was that from anyway?
Riku: It's from 4kids entertainment.
Every Heart: They just want us to make it less vulgar so that they can totally twist it up and dubb it into a crappy show. By the way, when did Sora ever douse himself in lye?
Riku: He's in the hospital right now. He did it yesterday from a dare you made. We partied about it and broadcasted it on the Internet.
Every Heart: Well, you know me, I always repress memories like that. So anyway, to the readers, let me show you what it would be like if our fanfic was more suitable and less vulgar.
*Sora, Kairi, Riku, and Every Heart sitting in armchairs*
Every Heart: Say Sora, you know what I find most hilarious?
Sora: Enlighten me dear Every Heart
Riku: Yes yes, please enlighten us.
Every Heart: Peasents
Kairi: Yes, quite
Riku: Very well so
Sora: Mmhmm
Every Heart: Indeed. *sips tea*
*the others sip tea*
*note: they all have British Acents*
*note: I probably spelled "acent" wrong*
Every Heart: So 4kids, that's your answer as to why the fanfic is as it is. So next time, when you are all mobbed by anime fans because of how you screw them up, ask yourselves "Am I feeling Lucky?"
Riku: What would they be lucky about?
Every Heart: I don't know, maybe hoping that none of those fans are KingDumb Hearts Fans. This is Every Heart with the fanmail. Now I leave you all with the following message.
4kids suck....and Kairi's a hoe.
If you have any fanmail, please PM it to Every Heart at Khinsider Forums. And if your lucky, I'll place it in a fanmail spoof like this one!
2nd prize winners gets keychains of the cast members. Like Kairi bitchslapped, Riku crying, Sora smoking, or Every Heart drinking coffee.