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Taokitty

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This is pretty good!=^_^= Hahaha! It's pretty awsome! Yeah, it DID suck how Full Metal Alchemist ended, though!>.< I was very disappointed! =^_^= I think they should of made two movies...>.> Atleast they had the chibi party! That was awsome!*cough* Anyway, I'm off topic, that was an awsome chapter! Now, I shall wait for a new one!*waits* For now I am a fan!=^_^=
 

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*Sora and Riku about to race*
Sora: If I win....then I'm captain....
Riku: Loser has to buy a Pokemon Teeshirt and wear it for a whole day
Sora: What?
Riku: Deal? Loser has to buy a Pokemon teeshirt and wear it for the whole day.
Sora: Wait, that's not fair.....
*later on in the secret place...*
Sora: Now I gotta get Kairi's shrooms that she told me to get. Oh, there they are. Odd how we both like shrooms. *picks them up and notices the drawing on the wall*
Sora: Oh yeah, thats that one drawing me and Kairi did as kids.
*FLASHBACK TIME!!!!*
Sora: God damnit, I hate flashbacks!
*anyway......*
*Sora and Kairi drawing on the wall*
Kairi: Man, my drawing looks better than yours. Yours looks like you drew it with your crotch.
Sora: So wouldn't that mean I'm a talented artist even in the lower area?
Kairi: God you suck Sora.
*both leave*
*FLASHBACK TIME OVER!!!!*
Sora: Thank god thats over. Man, we insulted each other back then too.
*kneels down and starts working on the drawing. When he gets done, it shows him giving the paupu fruit to Kairi, except that in his mind, he thinks he drew an arm with five pointy fingers*
Sora: Now who's drawing sucks!
???: You know not what lies beyond the door
Sora: The hell? Every Heart!!!!
Every Heart: *asleep with a magazine (Game Informer) on her face* What Sora, I was trying to sleep
Sora: Who the hell is the mysterious omnipotent voice?
Every Heart: *still disoriented from waking up* Uhh....Michael Jackson? I'm too tired to think straight.
Sora:......O_O.....
???: One wno knows nothing can understand nothing
Sora: Are you calling me stupid? Why don't you get your pedophile self out here so that I can kick your ass!
???: I'm not Michael Jackson. I'm....
Sora: That's what you want me to think you sick twisted pervert. I'm outta here. Also, your poetry sucks!
???:......It doesn't suck....your mean....*disappers*
Sora: Yeah thats what I thought MJ! Run on home to your gay lover. *leaves*
*And thats why you never know who this guy is until the end of the game*
*Sora and Kairi are sitting on the dock*
Sora: Hey guess what, I ran into Michael Jackson today.
Kairi: Really? He is a sick twisted pervert, you better stay away from that cave, otherwise he'll buttrape you.
Sora: I guess your right.
Kairi: Hey Sora, lets go and take the raft, just the two of us!
Sora: So that we can be alone together? Awesome!
Kairi: Just kidding
Sora: Damn.
Kairi: Sora, lets make a promise. That if I'm ever in trouble, you come rescue me, ok?
Sora: Sure.
*meanwhile, at Disney Castle, they are reading Mickey's letter*

Dear....well, whoever gets this letter,

.........uuuuhhhhh......yeah, I have to go on a journey. And no, its not to our drug dealer. The stars have been going out one by one. Your probably asking yourself, why the hell should I care about stars? Well....some person...said I had to care, so off I go. There is someone with a "key". Stick with him. (and not in the gay way).

P.S. Feed the damn dog, I don't want him dead when I get back.

P.S.S. Yeah, I was the one who took your weed ^_^

From,
Da King.

Minnie: Oh dear, what could this all mean?
Goofy: It means he stole our weed and we need to get it back.
Donald: Leave it to me, we'll be able to get our marijuana back.
Minnie: Thank you.
Donald: Daisy, I'll miss you when I leave
Daisy: Same here, but if you get cooked into roast duck, that would be ok too.
Minnie: Oh, and that pint sized midget over there would like to come with you
Jiminy: Crickets the name, Jiminy Cricket at your service!
Minnie: Heres a jar that you can keep him in if you want. *hands him a jar*
*On the way to the Gummi Ship*
Donald: Can you believe that the king would steal our weed? After all the things we do for that jerk.
Jiminy: To be honest, I really don't see the trouble in this. Did anyone see Futurama last night?
Goofy: That shows been cancelled for like, ever. Almost no one watches it anymore, except for guys with no life
Donald: **** you, Futurama kicks ass and you know it.
*They get into the gummi ship. Pluto jumps in with them*
Donald: Get out you damn dog, before it....
*ship takes off*

Next time on KingDumb Hearts, The heartless invasion!
*on a side note, the MJ idea was actually taken from Dysfunctional Hearts Episode 2. Just in case people are wondering.*
 

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Every Heart said:
*Sora and Riku about to race*
???: You know not what lies beyond the door
Sora: The hell? Every Heart!!!!
Every Heart: *asleep with a magazine (Game Informer) on her face* What Sora, I was trying to sleep
Sora: Who the hell is the mysterious omnipotent voice?
Every Heart: *still disoriented from waking up* Uhh....Michael Jackson? I'm too tired to think straight.
Sora:......O_O.....
LOL!*ROFL* The two line I put in bold and italics were the funniest! LOL! That would be scary! XD Awsome chapter!
 

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Every Heart: *asleep with a magazine (Game Informer) on her face* What Sora, I was trying to sleep
Sora: Who the hell is the mysterious omnipotent voice?
Every Heart: *still disoriented from waking up* Uhh....Michael Jackson? I'm too tired to think straight.
Sora:......O_O.....


ahahaha that wa ssoo funny
 

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*Sora is sitting on his bed*
Sora: Man, that was a weird day. I ran into Michael Jackson, Kairi totally wants me, and Riku had to wear a Pokemon teeshirt for the whole day. Pretty good day to me.
*Notices storm outside*
Sora: Oh no! The raft!
*meanwhile....*
Sora's mom: Oh Riku! How did you learn to do it like that?
Sora: The hell?
Every Heart: The hell? *rips open the curtain that was seperating Sora's mom from the scence and finds her and Riku together.*
Sora: Oh my god, Riku was telling the truth. *faints*
Every Heart: Wow, no kidding.
Riku: Told you so Sora. Sora?
Every Heart: I think he fainted. Mrs....Sora, you might want to get out of here before he wakes up. Deny the whole thing at home.
Sora's mom: Right. *runs off*
Every Heart: *wakes Sora up*
Sora: How long was I out?
Kairi: You were out for days!
Riku: Yeah, from a naked girl avalanche.
Sora: Oooooohhhhh. So where were we?
Every Heart: Your leaving your house and on the dock.
Sora: Right. *steps onto dock* Those are Riku and Kairis boats! *sees heartless* I better fight them! *pulls out wooden sword* You have got to be kidding me. *gets mauled by heartless*
Every Heart: Just go to the island.
Sora: *runs there and sees Riku* Riku! There you are! Wheres Kairi?
Riku: The door has been opened....
Sora: What? Are you high?
Riku: We can finally see other worlds. We may never see our parents again.
Sora: I'm the only one with a parent, you don't have any.
Riku:......It may be a hard path, but I'm not afraid of the darkness! *sticks hand out* Come with me Sora
Sora: I'm not a fag! I'm not taking your emo hand. *but tries anyway, winds up alone with the keyblade*
???: Keyblade, Keyblade, Keyblade, Keyblade, Keyblade, Keyblade.......
Sora: I think I know what it is now, thanks.
???: Keyblade, Keyblade, Keyblade....
Every Heart: Hold on a second. *bangs stereo* There, good as new.
Sora: *runs to secret place* Kairi!
Kairi: Sora....you took my shrooms! I'm gonna come at you for taking my shrooms! *flies at him and goes right through him*
Sora: That was close, I actually thought she was gonna get me. *Winds up fighting Darkside again*
Darkside: Didn't think I was gonna come back, huh?

Sora: Didn't think I was gonna do this? *summons Chuck Norris* Fight Darkside Chuck!
Riku: *off set* Didn't see that one coming.
Kairi: *off set* He relises that Every Heart is gonna edit that out, right?
Darkside: Then I will summon, Mr. Bunny! *Mr. Bunny from Destiny Islands Reality Show appers*
*Mr. Bunny and Chuck Norris fight*
Every Heart: *coming back into the room* Sorry I left, security had reported two people getting into Nomuras liquer cabinet. Turned out to be Goofy and Donald again. What I miss?
Kairi: Sora summoned Chuck Norris and Darkside summoned Mr. Bunny and now the two are fighting each other.
Riku: And somehow Mr. Bunny is winning.
Sora: *after a while* Forget this crap. *stabs Darkside and cuases both Chuck Norris and Mr. Bunny to disapper*
Darkside: No!!! You beat me. But I won't leave before doing this! *sucks Sora into the ceiling through a hole*
Sora: Not again!
Riku: Except this time you are stuck in the ceiling.
Every Heart: Wouldn't that make it that he is stuck in the floor above us?
Kairi: I have an idea of what we can do. Lets poke him with brooms! *pulls out a few*
Riku: Awesome! *pokes ceiling with broom*
Sora: Ow that hurts!
Every Heart: *while poking the ceiling* Want to join us Darkside?
Darkside: No thanks, I gotta get home to the wife and kids. And when I say home, I mean bar, and when I say wife and kids, I mean the people I get drunk with. *leaves*
Next time on Kingdumb Hearts, Sora wakes up in the strange city of Traverse Town! Stay tuned!
 

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My favorite part was:
*meanwhile....*
Sora's mom: Oh Riku! How did you learn to do it like that?
Sora: The hell?
Every Heart: The hell? *rips open the curtain that was seperating Sora's mom from the scence and finds her and Riku together.*
Sora: Oh my god, Riku was telling the truth. *faints*
Every Heart: Wow, no kidding.
Riku: Told you so Sora. Sora?
Every Heart: I think he fainted. Mrs....Sora, you might want to get out of here before he wakes up. Deny the whole thing at home.
Sora's mom: Right. *runs off*
That was soo funny
 

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My favorite part was:
*meanwhile....*
Sora's mom: Oh Riku! How did you learn to do it like that?
Sora: The hell?
Every Heart: The hell? *rips open the curtain that was seperating Sora's mom from the scence and finds her and Riku together.*
Sora: Oh my god, Riku was telling the truth. *faints*
Every Heart: Wow, no kidding.
Riku: Told you so Sora. Sora?
Every Heart: I think he fainted. Mrs....Sora, you might want to get out of here before he wakes up. Deny the whole thing at home.
Sora's mom: Right. *runs off*
That was soo funny
Yeah, that was funny.
Every Heart: *while poking the ceiling* Want to join us Darkside?
Darkside: No thanks, I gotta get home to the wife and kids. And when I say home, I mean bar, and when I say wife and kids, I mean the people I get drunk with. *leaves*
Next time on Kingdumb Hearts, Sora wakes up in the strange city of Traverse Town! Stay tuned!
That was also funny.:D
 
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