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sora is the best

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The last chapter im going to have to give it a 10/10 it was the funniest out of all the chapters I mean how does he put all that stuff in his pocket are his pockets like mary popens purse.
 

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Chapter 11- This looks fun

Sora: Finally I found the swiss army knife and the book on how to escape

Riku: good pass them here

Sora throws and Riku catches.

Riku: lets see *turning pages*............... AH chapter 11 how to escape in a bathroom while chained up with a retarted friend having nothing but a swiss army knife

Sora: wow that book has everything

Riku: Shut up while I'm reading Fag.

Sora: sorry.

* reading for 10 minutes *

Riku: ok this is how its going to work.
1. we get a swiss army knife
Check
2. we find the chain numbers
which is 1853 check
3. make sure you washed your hands
..........WHY??????????
4. and flip you army knife into a knife
Okay
5. stab the army knife into the keyhole
Got it
6. now turn the knife right than left than right than left
ok *Click Click Click Click*
7. and prepare to get your @$$ electrocuted
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WeweWEEweWLwLEWElwlElwlelWElwelwelwllzzZZLZLZZLLLZELELZLELZELZELRHI

Sora:?????????????????:confused: what are you doing

Riku: WELHEEHE LHELEHLElehelhrL RHElehrlehlehrLHelHLHEP elhjLEH

Sora: that looks fun can I try

Riku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... oh thank god its over

Sora: what happaned

Riku: I was electrocuted dumb @$$ didn't you hear me

Sora: Electrocuted.......... funny name can I try

Riku: sure knock yourself off

Riku throws the swiss army knife while its still a knife and it stabbed him in the arm

Sora: OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my arm
Riku: OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your arm.......... my bad

Sora: its allright

Sora takes out the knife from his arm like he felt nothing. than he did what Riku did to try to escape

Sora: WEWEWEWEweWEweEweWEweEweWEWEWewEEWWEwewWEweEWEEWeweWEWEWEweEWWEwEEweEeEeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeEeeeeEEeee

Riku:.......... how can he say weeeee it fuc&ing hurts

Sora:EEeeEE.............. oh its over......... I'll do it again

Sora repeated

Sora: WEeEweeeWWEeEweEweWeeEEeEEEEEEEee

Riku: ............ ok but still how did the Diz Man electrocuted us.

Riku looks at the camera

Riku: I am such a dumb @$$ for forgeting that camera. he's watching

Sora: hey Riku is it ok if I did this while taking a bath.

Riku:...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........:)...................:D .......do it. its fun that way

Sora: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Be Continued. until Sora stops electrocuteing himself
 

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Sora has to be the dumbest person in the world in this story but thats what makes it so funny to read,but if I would have to rate this one Im going to have to give it a 8 out of 10 only because it was just a little too short of a chapter.
 

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Sorry yall for waiting I had some errands to run plus I saw SAW 2 it kicks @$$. Well here's the next chapter plus its a long one and A REALLY BIG ONE

Chapter 12 - Final Conclusion?!

Day 3 Sora and Riku were doing nothing until they heard a

Ring Ring

Riku:?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora:?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring Ring

Sora: answer it

Riku: Got it

Riku answered the cell phone

Click

Riku: hello

Cell Phone: Riku is that you..............TELL HIM

Riku: Namine...... NAMINE IS THAT YOU

Namine: Riku I'm sorry but..........TELL HIM OR I'LL DO IT NOW

Riku: Namine who is that

Namine: Riku............. you failed killing Sora you ran out of time.
game over.

Riku: WHAT WHAT WHAT Namine whats going on

CLICK

Cell Phone: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP

Riku: Namine.....Namine........NAMINE......namine..............

Sora: Riku who was it

Riku:.....................ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Riku dropped the cell phone four feet away from him where he can't reach

Riku: Thats it I can't take this SH!T anymore

Riku grabbed the saw near him

Sora: No..... NO...... RIKU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Riku teared off his shirt and tied it around his foot.

Sora: STOP ACTING STUPID RIKU YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF

Riku: I HAVE NO CHOICE FAGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku tied his shirt again and again until his foot turned purple.

Sora: There has to be another way Riku please Stop

RING RING RING RING

Riku: The cell phone

Riku tried to reach for the phone but he wasn't close enough to get it.

Riku: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sora: Riku use your shirt to reach for it

Riku: I CAN'T UNTIE A KNOT, DANMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

Sora: Riku get a hold of yourself

Riku: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Riku grabbed the hand saw again and he was ready

Sora: RIKU!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!



Riku started cutting his foot. Blood spluttered everywhere.

Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Riku was in terrible agony cutting his foot

RING RING RING .................... the phone stopped ringing

Riku:.............. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

he was finished and Sora was crying.

Sora: Riku no what are you going to do.

Riku started crawling with one foot and crawled his way to the dead body holding the gun.

Sora: NO.........RIKU you can't do this to me

Riku grabbed the gun and loaded the gun with the bullet (first chapter read).

Sora: RIKU

Riku: I'm sorry........ I have no choice

BAM

Sora was shot. He fell to the floor dead

The door opened. It was Diz.

Riku: I did my job now let me go.

Diz walked to Riku next to Sora's dead body.

Diz: sorry

The Diz man took a gun out and pointed at Riku.

Riku: but why

Diz: Its the rules

The dead body of Sora's came to life and grabbed the Diz mans leg making him trip. Sora took the lid off the toilet and started Bashing the Diz mans face.
BASH BASH BASH CRACK BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH CRACKLE BASH BASH BASH CRACKLED

Sora: this is for locking me up *BASH* This is for locking Riku up *BASH* This is for taking Namine *BASH* This is for taking Kairi *BASH* This is for Riku's left foot *BASH*

Riku: Ok Sora I think he's dead now

Sora: *BASH* not yet *BASH* I want him *BASH* gone from this world *BASH* so he can never *BASH* do this again *BASH*

Riku: done yet

BASH

Sora: yep........AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sora notices his left arm was shot

Riku: don't worry its your left arm its nothing important

Sora: Riku now what

Riku: I'll Be back

Sora: Promise me

Riku: I Promise I'll be back for you

Riku started crawling his way through the door.

Sora was than alone. Sora searched in the Diz Mans pockets and found a tape player. Sora was shocked. He played it

Tape Player: Hello Diz...... I want to play a game with you. Will you take a life of a little girl and another for saving your own life. There is a slow acting poison through your body that will kill you in three days. Here's the list of things you must do

Sora:!!!!!!!!????? ah

the dead body of the man in the middle of the floor began to move. He got up and ripped his mask off.

Sora: NO.......NO.......

The man was the seeker of darkness

Sora: ANSEM

Ansem: hello Sora long time no see

Sora: I killed you. I @NG KILLED YOU

Ansem: Part of me you killed yes but not the whole of me

Sora: .............

Sora had flash backs of everything happening

Ansem: the keys to those chains are in the bathtub.

Sora was mad. He quickly took a gun from the Diz Man

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ansem preseed a button and SOra was electrticcuted

Sora: NAOERHRTAEOIRHAOWRHJokHFOLJjnfdlksajfsdfJLKJSFoi

Ansem: Its over now for my prize

Sora: NO RIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ansem: GAME OVER

Ansem shutted the lights and closed the door leaving Sora inside

Riku was crawling. He was bleeding like hell.

Riku: almost there. AHhhhhhhhhh..........

Someone kicked Riku from behind. Riku looked back than

Riku::eek: .... An.....AN.......ANS.........ANSEM

Ansem: Precisly

Riku: what are you doing here

Ansem: Its a long story but try to keep up. Ever since you two and that danm rat closed Kingdom Hearts I could never get darkness again.I had a sickness within me where light was eating away from my body. Than I thought the who was the last person in Kingdom Hearts

Riku:...Me

Ansem: thats right with your darkness I can live forever. However your darkness was sealed so I had to unlock it with fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. and hatred leads to darkness. You fear Sora and hated him soooooo

Riku: you made me stay with him

Ansem: thats right.........Ooooooo I think its time

Ansem grabbed Riku from the neck and he was off his feet uhh foot literally.

Ansem: Now to absorb everlasting darkness but first you have to die

SLASH

Riku was stabbed through the chest by Ansems right arm

Riku: EHhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh

Ansem: Sleep......Sleep and give me darkness

Riku dies.

Ansem: he he ha ha HA HA MUAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHh finally

SLASH

Ansem: AHHHHHHHHHH

Riku was holding a soul eater that went though Ansems heart.

Riku: :D how bout dem apple BITCH

Ansem: but how

Riku: keep up if you can

Riku twisted his soul eater a bit.

Ansem: AHHHHHHhh

Riku: the night before I was taken I had a party and turns out that we were so drunk that some gay guy shoved up my soul eater in my..........well you get the point.

Ansem:no.........NOOOOOOOO no wounder it smells bad

Riku: NOW DISSAPEAR BITC@.

Ansem Dissapeared leaving Riku alone.

Riku: must keep going.

however Riku dissapeared too into the darkness

THE END

Just when you think its over.......its just begun

"WTF IS THIS"
"YOUR HIS FATHER"
" I just wanted "
" Why is this happaneing "
" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU "
" Everything is coming back to me.......the true.........:

Kingdom Saw 2 coming next day.
 
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