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Along time ago, in a fan fiction far far away. Okay im done with that well i never really continued after the first one but it will be up soon enough as long as everyone doesn't riot because of what happened b4 but here it is again the first 3 days and first tribal council. But remember that u can vote who you want voted out!

Kingdom Hearts ~ Survivor

Prologue ~ here we are at a small island just south of Destiny Islands. We are about to strand 16 different people on this island. What will happen, who will be voted out? It’s in your hands. 39 days 1 Survivor!

Day 1: *The boat pulls up at the island*

Jeff Probst: Welcome to the island of (insert island name here), where you will be pitted against each other to fight for immunity, reward, and 1,000,000 munny. You will be split into two tribes Light and Dark, First up Sora, your light. *throws Sora a white buff* Go stand over there *points at left side of boat* Riku, your dark *throws Riku a black buff and points at right side of boat.* Kairi your light. Ansem, your self explanatory. Selphie your light, Tidus dark, Wakka Light, Cid dark, Leon Light, yuffie dark, Jack skellington, light, Sephiroth dark, Hercules light, heartless dark, moogle, light, ice titan dark.



Here are the teams: Light: Sora, Kairi, Selphie, Wakka, Leon, Jack, Hercules, and moogle. Moogle

Dark: Riku, Ansem, Tidus, Cid, Yuffie, Sephiroth, Heartless, Ice titan. Tidus

Jeff: Ok here are your maps to your new islands, there are two parts of the island, one side of the island is covered in darkness.

Riku: YAY!

*Everyone stares at Riku*

Riku: Um…uh….i’ll be swimming, too the…island *riku jumps in water*

Jeff: and the other in light. Survivors ready? GO!

*everyone jumps in water and swims to shore to begin there search for their beaches*

*Light reaches beach first and laughs at darks measly swimming techniques*

Heartless: &^$%#@!&#^#$&#

Ansem: That’s no excuse to sit there you maggot! Swim

Riku: God I knew I should have stayed home

Heartless: &^@^!^#&$^&*@^ (wimp)

*Ice titan drowning*

Ice titan: *glug* *glug* *glug*

*Meanwhile with the light tribe*

*Sora holding map upside down* Okay so we go south and…

*Kairi slaps Sora and takes map* Dumb@$$

Wakka: where we goin ya?

*Kairi leads tribe to their destination*

At the Dark Tribe still swimming v_v

Sephiroth: (insert mindless grumblings)

Cid: Maybe if I was allowed to bring my gummi blocks we could be there already.

Yuffie: Stop complaining.

Tidus: I am the only one not complaining so that makes me your unquestioned leader!

*everyone looks at Tidus*

Yuffie dunks tidus

Tidus(muffled): ahhhhh!

*after another 2 hours of doggy paddling dark reaches the shore*

Ansem: Since I am the controller of darkness I will lead us to our beach even though I have no sense of direction whatsoever.

Everyone else: omfg…

Sephiroth: (more mindless grumblings)

Day 2

Light arrived at their beach yesterday and started their shelter.

Sora; Hey Herc, could ya get some wood for the fire

Herc: ya no problem *he grabs a tree and pulls it out of the ground and throws it in the wood pile.

Sora: 0_o

*Wakka takes machete and starts cutting the uprooted tree*

*Jack, Kairi, and Leon are watching moogle attempt to light the fire.*

moogle: *moogle noise*

*Sora runs over and pushes moogle aside*

Sora: I light fire!!!!

*Sora lights a spark and it lands in his hair and his hair lights*

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Sora jumps in water*

Selphie: We have tree mail!

Wakka steals mail

Wakka: it’s blank ya

Kairi: WTF? *she takes mail*

Kairi: Theres a map on the other side. Cmon let’s go.

Moogle: *moogle noise*

Dark finally found their camp on day 2.

Ansem: I told you we would find our camp

Sephiroth: Yea after 3 times around the island.

Ansem: Nobody asked you

Tidus: Oook let’s get the shelter started

Cid: We have got tree mail

Tidus: WHAT?!

*Tidus takes tree mail*

Tidus: Theres a map

Ansem: I will lead us, let us go!

*Tidus kicks Ansem and leads the tribe*

*At the challenge*

Jeff: Light, Dark come on in.

*Light and Dark come in*

Jeff: Okay today, one person stands upon your tribe colored perch and lead your blindfolded tribe members to 8 ladder pieces that are scattered across the landscape. Once your tribe gets all of their pieces, you will assemble your ladder and climb up to the top of the platform. Remember each ladder rung fits in its own individual place. Want to know what you’re playing for?

Everyone: yea!

Jeff: Flint, to light a fire which is essential for your survival here. Who will stand atop the perch?

Light: Kairi

Dark: Heartless

Jeff: Take your places I’ll give the signal

*After the places were taken*

Jeff: Survivors Ready? GO!

Kairi: Sora! Go left!

Heartless: &@@@%#^#$%!%#@

Ansem: Ok he says Ansem Left, and Riku head NW

*Ansem picks up a piece and takes it back*

Jeff: That’s one for Dark!

*Sora gets one and Selphie grabs one*

Jeff: That’s two for light

Jeff: Riku bringing back a second for dark

Wakka: Scores for light.

Heartless: $$@@!^^&&^^**&^$#%%##$%$#@#%$@$$@!^&%@##$%^&&*^#

Jeff: Sephiroth and Ice titan score two for dark! That makes it Light 3 Dark 4

Kairi: Jack, Herc two behind you

Jeff: Light 5 and Dark 4. The heat is intensifying!

Heartless%#&^@&^%$&*@^&^#&*^*&#^*&@^#$

Ansem: To my left, Ice titan’s right, Tidus left and behind yuffie

Jeff: Dark has all eight, take off your blind folds and assemble your ladder.

*Dark begins to set up their ladder*

*Heartless assembles the ladder wrong*

Ansem: were gonna lose at the rate you idiot!

Jeff: Light has their pieces start assembling your ladder.

*Light begins to assemble the ladder*

*Dark puts together their ladder and put it up, Dark gets atop the platform*

Jeff: Dark wins Reward!!!

*Tribes head back to camps and go to sleep*

Day 3

*Wakka and Selphie whispering to each other*

Sora: Hey guys!

Wakka: Im not telling Selphie how I saw you and Kairi getting it on last night. Wait….oh sh*t, man.

Sora: You WHAT!?!

*Sora chases Wakka around camp*

*Moogle trying to light fire*

Moogle: moogle noise (that’s f***in it! Im using magic) *lights fire*

Meanwhile at Dark

Sephiroth: Cmon light you accursed fire LIGHT!

Yuffie: Lemme try!

Sephiroth: Fine *looks at fire* Dam you!

*Yuffie strikes flint once with ninja star and a fire lights*

Sephiroth: Wha-….never mind

Meanwhile at light tribe

Jack, Hercules, and Leon: Tree Mail!

At the Dark Tribe

Ice Titan and Cid: Tree mail!

*At the immunity challenge*

Jeff: Light, Dark come on in

Jeff: Today here at the challenge you will send one person at a time into a maze to retrieve one of eight of your team colored flags, once you have them, race through the jungle behind me *points behind him* to your team mat, once all eight members are on the mat the challenge is over and you win. Ready?

Survivors: Ready

Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!

*Sephiroth and Kairi run into maze first*

Jeff: Kairi emerges with first flag and scores 1 for Light, Sephy right behind her. Sora and Ansem are running in next. Seems like Ansem is lost and has no sense of direction.

Heartless: ^%%@^&#&^^%^#*&

Tidus, and Cid: Ditto

Jeff: Sora is out, and Leon is in for light. Ansem still lost. Wait Ansem is back with the second point for dark. Leon is out, and Yuffie. Now tied 3, 3. Ice titan is in along with Selphie. Ice titan out and Selphie is just out a second after. 4,4. Wakka, and Riku are in the maze now. They seem to be taking a while, Riku is clearly lost, following wakka, to find the way out, Riku just found his flag, Wakka is out, Riku still lost. Jack is in the maze now. Riku just found his way out and heartless is in, and heartless is just standing in the center of the maze. Jack has got out and Heartless is still standing there. Herc is in and Heartless is out!. Cid is now in.

*after about 5 min*

Jeff: Cid is out and Tidus in! Herc just got out and moogle is in! Tidus seems lost along with moogle, Tidus has past his flag 3 times already!

Dark: C’MON TIDUS!!!

Jeff: Fourth time he’s past it! Moogle has difficulty reaching that high for the flag and is shimming up the pole. Moogle has the flag and is headed for the exit, if he could only find it. Tidus has his flag and is going the opposite way of the exit. Moogle is out! Light is headed to the Jungle! Tidus is out! Dark headed to the Jungle. Dark is catching up to light. Light is out of the Jungle and on the beach headed for the mat. Dark is so close! Light touches the mat! LIGHT WINS IMMUNITY! *Gives light tribe immunity idol* Light, nice job. Dark, I will see you tonight where you will vote out one of your members.

Dark at camp

Sephiroth(to ansem): I think we should vote out Tidus, he let us down at the challenge

Ansem: Or Heartless cause he stood there for awhile before he came out.

*Cid comes*

Cid: Hey guys

Ansem: Hey Cid, I need to talk to you

Cid: oooook

Ansem: We need to vote out heartless because of his let down at the challenge.

Cid: The audience votes dumb one, so there isn’t much we can do to change their mind.

Ansem: WHAT?! That’s unfair!!!

*At tribal council*

*Dark sits down*

Jeff: Everyone grab a torch, fire represents your life in this game, as long as you have fire you are still in the game. And im going to skip the talk and let the voting begin, Tidus your first.

*After the votes are in*

Jeff: I will read the votes, the person who is voted out is to leave the tribal council area immediately. First vote….

Now you get to vote off one Dark tribe member, who will it be it's up to you. If you want it more like serious just tell me cause i know it's kinda goofy right now. Just vote for who you want gone.



Okay the votes are in and now i will have a mini chapter, which is for Tribal council!

Jeff: First vote, Heartless

Heartless:^%#&@&@*^##??????????????????????????

Jeff: Second vote, Ice titan

Jeff: Third Vote, Cid.

Jeff: Fourth Vote, Heartless

Jeff: First person voted out, Heartless. Bring me your torch.

*Heartless grabs torch and brings it to jeff*

Jeff: Heartless, The tribe has spoken.

*Heartless leaves*

Jeff: Head back to camp i'll see you tomarrow.

*Dark tribe leaves*

*Heartless final words*

Heartless: ^$^$#@^@&^#&^#%&^%@!&^@#&^%@#&%$@!

*Cue credits*

Day 4, Day 5, and Day 6 will be up later.

And when i said later i didn't expect a year but it will be up!!!
 
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OMG i actually posted day 4,5,6

*Dark tribe arrives at camp*

Tidus: I’m happy heartless left I never liked him

Ansem: How could you now like him he was like a brother to me a BROTHER!!! *Cries*

Sephiroth: *takes out sword and points it at Ansem*

Ansem: Ok Sephy I’ll shut up.

Sephiroth: That’s what I thought

Riku: Wait a minute….were at the dark side right?

Cid: Um I think so…why?

Riku: Cause I see Sora, Kairi and Wakka all standing by the fire.

Yuffie: Oh sh*t

Sephiroth: (guess what? More mindless grumblings)

*Dark goes back to the CORRECT camp and get’s some sleep*

Day 4

Random Rooster: Cauck a dood- *Sora throws shoe at rooster*

Sora: Shut up!

Wakka: *pants on fire* man this tickles *giggles*

Kairi: What’s up with Wakka?

Selphie: I smuggled beer and me and him stayed up late then we………

Kairi: *lifts eyebrow* what???

Selphie: I think I’ll keep my mouth shut now…yea…………………SCREW YOU!!!!

*Selphie runs away*

Kairi: What the F was that?

At the Dark Camp

Leon: Hey look a cow!!!

Ansem: Hey how did you get here???

Leon: I dunno………

Ansem: ………..

Riku: It’s 99 degrees out here!!!

Yuffie: How do you know that?

Riku: I can do math HA!

Yuffie: *Snatches paper away* You did your calculations wrong!

Riku: *takes a look* Oh yea…I guess I should have carried over the 8.

Yuffie: *Beats Riku over the head*

Tidus: Lemme see it’s 101 degrees out here and that means…

Ice Titan: *see puddle that has a stick in it that reads What used to be Ice Titan*

Tidus: Oh….

Day 5

Light Tribe

Rooster: Cauck a doodle deeeeeeee…wait I’ll get it right cauck a doodle weeeeeeeeee! This is gonna be harder than I thought.

Sora: (Jumping on Wakka)

Kairi: (watching Sora) AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE?

Monkey: Eep eep ooh.

Kairi: Nope im insane.

Moogle: Moogle Noise (@$$holes)

Rooster: Tree Mail!

Leon: *Pulls out gun and shoots the Rooster* DINNER!

At the Dark Tribe

Ansem: *Singing* I Belive I can fly, I belive I can touch the sky.

Riku: We can arrange that…

Ansem: No you can’t you have the brain capacity of a Steegeosauass

Yuffie: *Pops up* Stegosaurs *Dissappears*

Ansem: Dam that women, anyway what she said.

*Riku already had left*

Ansem: What the hell?....oh well, London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridges falling down, my fair lady!

Tidus: We have got….TREE MAIL!!! WOOT YEA!

Cid: *Shoots Tidus*

At the challenge

Jeff: Okay guys come on in!

*Both tribes come in*

Jeff: Ok, today each tribe will have to push a one ton rock up a 45 degree angle hill,

Riku: *Bends over and asks Sephiroth* What’s a 45 degree angle hill???

*Sephiroth growls at Riku*

*Riku jumps into Yuffies arms*

*Yuffie drops Riku*

Jeff: First Tribe up that hill and has all their tribe up wins Reward, want to know what your playing for?

Everyone: Yea!

Jeff: You will be playing for bath soap and towels im sure you will need this soon enough.

*Survivors take positions*

Jeff: Survivors Ready? GO!

*Light and Dark begin to push rocks up hill*

Ansem: *Standing back watching* Push Maggots push HAHAHAHAHA! CMON WE HAVE TO WIN AS A TEAM!!!

Ice Titan: Then come here and help us dipsh*t

Ansem: Well I never have heard such rude language. You get a time out! *Drags Ice Titan back to camp in middle of challenge*

Jeff: 0_o (WTF???)

*Hercules throws rock to top of hill with one hand*

Jeff: Light wins reward!!!

*Back at Light Camp*

Sora: Woohoo I so totally one handedly led our tribe to victory!

Hercules: Dude, I freakin through the rock up the hill

Sora: yea yea belive what u want to belive, at least everyone knows Im a hero.

*Suddenly a army of roosters appear*

Rooster: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Rooster army attacks Sora*

Sora: Birdie!!! Hey don’t get too close with that beak, ow hey that’s pointy, hey what’s everyone looking at me for? Why are you sharpening your beaks? Why are you charging at me….oh sh*t.

Kairi: *Shakes head* Idiot.


Jack: Hey Kairi want to come to my tent?

Kairi: Sure Jack

Sora: NO! That’s my girlfriend!

Kairi: Sora I saw you screw selphie and Yuffie, you desperate perv.

Sora: Dam I hoped you wouldn’t find out, I hate women and their ability to figure everything out!

Day 6

At the Dark Tribe

T.V.: Now back to Twenty-Four

*Sephiroth, Ansem, Tidus, Riku, Ice Titan, And Cid sitting on a couch while watching 24*

Yuffie: Um where the hell did the T.V. come from?

Ansem: It was a gift from hell, or god whatever you prefer.

Cid: A.K.A it fell from the sky

Yuffie: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook what the heck *jumps on couch*


*Yuffie changes channel to some soap opera thing*

Yuffie: NO DON’T DO IT BEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *throws ninja star at T.V. and it blows up*

Everybody: 0_o Wtf mate?

*Five Hours Later*

Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ansem: MY EARS THEY BLEED!!! AH IM GONNA DIE, IM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus: *Slaps Ansem*

Ansem: *Faints*

Tidus: Um… wtf?

Ice Titan: TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Sephiroth: (You know what im not gonna even bother what to insert)

Ansem (Attepmting to be sexy): Hey Yuffie, want to come back to my place?

Yuffie: *Slaps Ansem*

Ansem: You know you want me…right? Im hot to the 3rd power (wait wtf?)!!!

*Starts randomly raining*

Riku: Im singing in the rain!, Im singing in the rain! La de doo dad a de doo dad a de do

Everyone: Holy SH*T

Riku(freakish girl tone): Uh is it such a problem to show my feminine side? Hmmm?

Ice Titan: II SAIDDDDDDD TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAILLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Ansem: *Jumps atop a rock* Since I am the leader of this Island we call Gaylord

Tidus: Gaylord????????????????????

Ansem: Stop making fun of me *cries*

Tidus : *backs away slowly from Ansem* ……………………………

*At the light tribe*

Sora: *in body cast twitching* Rooster…hehe…ROOSTER!

Kairi: *whispers to Selphie* What’s up with him

Selphie: *whispers back* he’s been suffering mental problems since the rooster attack.

Kairi: Okay then.

Sora: hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe ROOSTER! Hehehehheh

Jack: *points at Sora* SCARY!!! *Sticks head in sand*

Kairi: *looking at Jack* That’s the last time I go out with him.

Wakka(in Mario voice): Wesa havesa Tree Mail *clears throat* I meant we got Tree Mail ya?

Everyone: ….okay

At the Challenge

Jeff: Ok come on in!

*Tribes come in*

Jeff: Today you will be tested on physical strength. One person at a time from each tribe will stand on that log while trying to push the other off and stay on. First tribe to five wins immunity. You will be playing for of course Immunity, and this rock.

*Jeff picks up a rock from the ground*

Jeff: First up we have Hercules against Ansem.

Ansem: DON’T HURT ME!!!

Tidus: Why did he go first?

Jeff: Ready? GO!

*Hercules pokes Ansem*

*Ansem falls in water*

Jeff: Wow pathetic

Ansem: Stop being racist!

Jeff: Next up is Sora and Sephiroth!

*Sephiroth growls at Sora*

*Sora jumps in water*

Jeff: WOW! I thought Ansem was sad

Ansem: He’s sextist too!

Sora: *Starts laughing* Hey whats that supposed to mean?

Ansem: Nothing

After another couple minutes of pathetic fighting its down to Sora and Riku

*Sora has sword approaching Riku*

Riku:*Crying* Sora I’ve always been your best friend right?

*Sora comes closer and Riku trips him into water*

Riku: *Wimpering* What I won? I mean oh yea yuffie u saw that skillz.

Yuffie: *SARCASTIC* Oh yea I saw that skill.

Jeff: Dark wins Immunity!

Ansem: *Crying* It’s a dream come true!

Sephiroth: (mindless g-rumbleings)

*Back At Light Tribe Camp*

Sora: We lost! Im gonna cry im gonna…. What was I crying about?

Kairi: Is there something wrong with you?

Sora: Who are you?

Kairi: You need a doctor.

Wakka: IM A DOCTOR YA!!!! *Rushes over to Sora*

*Wakka starts beating Sora with a stick*

Kairi: OMGWTF?!?!?!

Now will anyone vote like they did last time?
 

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OMG i actually posted day 4,5,6

*Dark tribe arrives at camp*

Tidus: I’m happy heartless left I never liked him

Ansem: How could you now like him he was like a brother to me a BROTHER!!! *Cries*

Sephiroth: *takes out sword and points it at Ansem*

Ansem: Ok Sephy I’ll shut up.

Sephiroth: That’s what I thought

Riku: Wait a minute….were at the dark side right?

Cid: Um I think so…why?

Riku: Cause I see Sora, Kairi and Wakka all standing by the fire.

Yuffie: Oh sh*t

Sephiroth: (guess what? More mindless grumblings)

*Dark goes back to the CORRECT camp and get’s some sleep*

Day 4

Random Rooster: Cauck a dood- *Sora throws shoe at rooster*

Sora: Shut up!

Wakka: *pants on fire* man this tickles *giggles*

Kairi: What’s up with Wakka?

Selphie: I smuggled beer and me and him stayed up late then we………

Kairi: *lifts eyebrow* what???

Selphie: I think I’ll keep my mouth shut now…yea…………………SCREW YOU!!!!

*Selphie runs away*

Kairi: What the F was that?

At the Dark Camp

Leon: Hey look a cow!!!

Ansem: Hey how did you get here???

Leon: I dunno………

Ansem: ………..

Riku: It’s 99 degrees out here!!!

Yuffie: How do you know that?

Riku: I can do math HA!

Yuffie: *Snatches paper away* You did your calculations wrong!

Riku: *takes a look* Oh yea…I guess I should have carried over the 8.

Yuffie: *Beats Riku over the head*

Tidus: Lemme see it’s 101 degrees out here and that means…

Ice Titan: *see puddle that has a stick in it that reads What used to be Ice Titan*

Tidus: Oh….

Day 5

Light Tribe

Rooster: Cauck a doodle deeeeeeee…wait I’ll get it right cauck a doodle weeeeeeeeee! This is gonna be harder than I thought.

Sora: (Jumping on Wakka)

Kairi: (watching Sora) AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE?

Monkey: Eep eep ooh.

Kairi: Nope im insane.

Moogle: Moogle Noise (@$$holes)

Rooster: Tree Mail!

Leon: *Pulls out gun and shoots the Rooster* DINNER!

At the Dark Tribe

Ansem: *Singing* I Belive I can fly, I belive I can touch the sky.

Riku: We can arrange that…

Ansem: No you can’t you have the brain capacity of a Steegeosauass

Yuffie: *Pops up* Stegosaurs *Dissappears*

Ansem: Dam that women, anyway what she said.

*Riku already had left*

Ansem: What the hell?....oh well, London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridges falling down, my fair lady!

Tidus: We have got….TREE MAIL!!! WOOT YEA!

Cid: *Shoots Tidus*

At the challenge

Jeff: Okay guys come on in!

*Both tribes come in*

Jeff: Ok, today each tribe will have to push a one ton rock up a 45 degree angle hill,

Riku: *Bends over and asks Sephiroth* What’s a 45 degree angle hill???

*Sephiroth growls at Riku*

*Riku jumps into Yuffies arms*

*Yuffie drops Riku*

Jeff: First Tribe up that hill and has all their tribe up wins Reward, want to know what your playing for?

Everyone: Yea!

Jeff: You will be playing for bath soap and towels im sure you will need this soon enough.

*Survivors take positions*

Jeff: Survivors Ready? GO!

*Light and Dark begin to push rocks up hill*

Ansem: *Standing back watching* Push Maggots push HAHAHAHAHA! CMON WE HAVE TO WIN AS A TEAM!!!

Ice Titan: Then come here and help us dipsh*t

Ansem: Well I never have heard such rude language. You get a time out! *Drags Ice Titan back to camp in middle of challenge*

Jeff: 0_o (WTF???)

*Hercules throws rock to top of hill with one hand*

Jeff: Light wins reward!!!

*Back at Light Camp*

Sora: Woohoo I so totally one handedly led our tribe to victory!

Hercules: Dude, I freakin through the rock up the hill

Sora: yea yea belive what u want to belive, at least everyone knows Im a hero.

*Suddenly a army of roosters appear*

Rooster: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Rooster army attacks Sora*

Sora: Birdie!!! Hey don’t get too close with that beak, ow hey that’s pointy, hey what’s everyone looking at me for? Why are you sharpening your beaks? Why are you charging at me….oh sh*t.

Kairi: *Shakes head* Idiot.


Jack: Hey Kairi want to come to my tent?

Kairi: Sure Jack

Sora: NO! That’s my girlfriend!

Kairi: Sora I saw you screw selphie and Yuffie, you desperate perv.

Sora: Dam I hoped you wouldn’t find out, I hate women and their ability to figure everything out!

Day 6

At the Dark Tribe

T.V.: Now back to Twenty-Four

*Sephiroth, Ansem, Tidus, Riku, Ice Titan, And Cid sitting on a couch while watching 24*

Yuffie: Um where the hell did the T.V. come from?

Ansem: It was a gift from hell, or god whatever you prefer.

Cid: A.K.A it fell from the sky

Yuffie: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook what the heck *jumps on couch*


*Yuffie changes channel to some soap opera thing*

Yuffie: NO DON’T DO IT BEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *throws ninja star at T.V. and it blows up*

Everybody: 0_o Wtf mate?

*Five Hours Later*

Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ansem: MY EARS THEY BLEED!!! AH IM GONNA DIE, IM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus: *Slaps Ansem*

Ansem: *Faints*

Tidus: Um… wtf?

Ice Titan: TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Sephiroth: (You know what im not gonna even bother what to insert)

Ansem (Attepmting to be sexy): Hey Yuffie, want to come back to my place?

Yuffie: *Slaps Ansem*

Ansem: You know you want me…right? Im hot to the 3rd power (wait wtf?)!!!

*Starts randomly raining*

Riku: Im singing in the rain!, Im singing in the rain! La de doo dad a de doo dad a de do

Everyone: Holy SH*T

Riku(freakish girl tone): Uh is it such a problem to show my feminine side? Hmmm?

Ice Titan: II SAIDDDDDDD TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAILLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Ansem: *Jumps atop a rock* Since I am the leader of this Island we call Gaylord

Tidus: Gaylord????????????????????

Ansem: Stop making fun of me *cries*

Tidus : *backs away slowly from Ansem* ……………………………

*At the light tribe*

Sora: *in body cast twitching* Rooster…hehe…ROOSTER!

Kairi: *whispers to Selphie* What’s up with him

Selphie: *whispers back* he’s been suffering mental problems since the rooster attack.

Kairi: Okay then.

Sora: hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe ROOSTER! Hehehehheh

Jack: *points at Sora* SCARY!!! *Sticks head in sand*

Kairi: *looking at Jack* That’s the last time I go out with him.

Wakka(in Mario voice): Wesa havesa Tree Mail *clears throat* I meant we got Tree Mail ya?

Everyone: ….okay

At the Challenge

Jeff: Ok come on in!

*Tribes come in*

Jeff: Today you will be tested on physical strength. One person at a time from each tribe will stand on that log while trying to push the other off and stay on. First tribe to five wins immunity. You will be playing for of course Immunity, and this rock.

*Jeff picks up a rock from the ground*

Jeff: First up we have Hercules against Ansem.

Ansem: DON’T HURT ME!!!

Tidus: Why did he go first?

Jeff: Ready? GO!

*Hercules pokes Ansem*

*Ansem falls in water*

Jeff: Wow pathetic

Ansem: Stop being racist!

Jeff: Next up is Sora and Sephiroth!

*Sephiroth growls at Sora*

*Sora jumps in water*

Jeff: WOW! I thought Ansem was sad

Ansem: He’s sextist too!

Sora: *Starts laughing* Hey whats that supposed to mean?

Ansem: Nothing

After another couple minutes of pathetic fighting its down to Sora and Riku

*Sora has sword approaching Riku*

Riku:*Crying* Sora I’ve always been your best friend right?

*Sora comes closer and Riku trips him into water*

Riku: *Wimpering* What I won? I mean oh yea yuffie u saw that skillz.

Yuffie: *SARCASTIC* Oh yea I saw that skill.

Jeff: Dark wins Immunity!

Ansem: *Crying* It’s a dream come true!

Sephiroth: (mindless g-rumbleings)

*Back At Light Tribe Camp*

Sora: We lost! Im gonna cry im gonna…. What was I crying about?

Kairi: Is there something wrong with you?

Sora: Who are you?

Kairi: You need a doctor.

Wakka: IM A DOCTOR YA!!!! *Rushes over to Sora*

*Wakka starts beating Sora with a stick*

Kairi: OMGWTF?!?!?!

Now will anyone vote like they did last time?
 

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OMG i actually posted day 4,5,6

*Dark tribe arrives at camp*

Tidus: I’m happy heartless left I never liked him

Ansem: How could you now like him he was like a brother to me a BROTHER!!! *Cries*

Sephiroth: *takes out sword and points it at Ansem*

Ansem: Ok Sephy I’ll shut up.

Sephiroth: That’s what I thought

Riku: Wait a minute….were at the dark side right?

Cid: Um I think so…why?

Riku: Cause I see Sora, Kairi and Wakka all standing by the fire.

Yuffie: Oh sh*t

Sephiroth: (guess what? More mindless grumblings)

*Dark goes back to the CORRECT camp and get’s some sleep*

Day 4

Random Rooster: Cauck a dood- *Sora throws shoe at rooster*

Sora: Shut up!

Wakka: *pants on fire* man this tickles *giggles*

Kairi: What’s up with Wakka?

Selphie: I smuggled beer and me and him stayed up late then we………

Kairi: *lifts eyebrow* what???

Selphie: I think I’ll keep my mouth shut now…yea…………………SCREW YOU!!!!

*Selphie runs away*

Kairi: What the F was that?

At the Dark Camp

Leon: Hey look a cow!!!

Ansem: Hey how did you get here???

Leon: I dunno………

Ansem: ………..

Riku: It’s 99 degrees out here!!!

Yuffie: How do you know that?

Riku: I can do math HA!

Yuffie: *Snatches paper away* You did your calculations wrong!

Riku: *takes a look* Oh yea…I guess I should have carried over the 8.

Yuffie: *Beats Riku over the head*

Tidus: Lemme see it’s 101 degrees out here and that means…

Ice Titan: *see puddle that has a stick in it that reads What used to be Ice Titan*

Tidus: Oh….

Day 5

Light Tribe

Rooster: Cauck a doodle deeeeeeee…wait I’ll get it right cauck a doodle weeeeeeeeee! This is gonna be harder than I thought.

Sora: (Jumping on Wakka)

Kairi: (watching Sora) AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE?

Monkey: Eep eep ooh.

Kairi: Nope im insane.

Moogle: Moogle Noise (@$$holes)

Rooster: Tree Mail!

Leon: *Pulls out gun and shoots the Rooster* DINNER!

At the Dark Tribe

Ansem: *Singing* I Belive I can fly, I belive I can touch the sky.

Riku: We can arrange that…

Ansem: No you can’t you have the brain capacity of a Steegeosauass

Yuffie: *Pops up* Stegosaurs *Dissappears*

Ansem: Dam that women, anyway what she said.

*Riku already had left*

Ansem: What the hell?....oh well, London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridges falling down, my fair lady!

Tidus: We have got….TREE MAIL!!! WOOT YEA!

Cid: *Shoots Tidus*

At the challenge

Jeff: Okay guys come on in!

*Both tribes come in*

Jeff: Ok, today each tribe will have to push a one ton rock up a 45 degree angle hill,

Riku: *Bends over and asks Sephiroth* What’s a 45 degree angle hill???

*Sephiroth growls at Riku*

*Riku jumps into Yuffies arms*

*Yuffie drops Riku*

Jeff: First Tribe up that hill and has all their tribe up wins Reward, want to know what your playing for?

Everyone: Yea!

Jeff: You will be playing for bath soap and towels im sure you will need this soon enough.

*Survivors take positions*

Jeff: Survivors Ready? GO!

*Light and Dark begin to push rocks up hill*

Ansem: *Standing back watching* Push Maggots push HAHAHAHAHA! CMON WE HAVE TO WIN AS A TEAM!!!

Ice Titan: Then come here and help us dipsh*t

Ansem: Well I never have heard such rude language. You get a time out! *Drags Ice Titan back to camp in middle of challenge*

Jeff: 0_o (WTF???)

*Hercules throws rock to top of hill with one hand*

Jeff: Light wins reward!!!

*Back at Light Camp*

Sora: Woohoo I so totally one handedly led our tribe to victory!

Hercules: Dude, I freakin through the rock up the hill

Sora: yea yea belive what u want to belive, at least everyone knows Im a hero.

*Suddenly a army of roosters appear*

Rooster: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Rooster army attacks Sora*

Sora: Birdie!!! Hey don’t get too close with that beak, ow hey that’s pointy, hey what’s everyone looking at me for? Why are you sharpening your beaks? Why are you charging at me….oh sh*t.

Kairi: *Shakes head* Idiot.


Jack: Hey Kairi want to come to my tent?

Kairi: Sure Jack

Sora: NO! That’s my girlfriend!

Kairi: Sora I saw you screw selphie and Yuffie, you desperate perv.

Sora: Dam I hoped you wouldn’t find out, I hate women and their ability to figure everything out!

Day 6

At the Dark Tribe

T.V.: Now back to Twenty-Four

*Sephiroth, Ansem, Tidus, Riku, Ice Titan, And Cid sitting on a couch while watching 24*

Yuffie: Um where the hell did the T.V. come from?

Ansem: It was a gift from hell, or god whatever you prefer.

Cid: A.K.A it fell from the sky

Yuffie: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook what the heck *jumps on couch*


*Yuffie changes channel to some soap opera thing*

Yuffie: NO DON’T DO IT BEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *throws ninja star at T.V. and it blows up*

Everybody: 0_o Wtf mate?

*Five Hours Later*

Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ansem: MY EARS THEY BLEED!!! AH IM GONNA DIE, IM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus: *Slaps Ansem*

Ansem: *Faints*

Tidus: Um… wtf?

Ice Titan: TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Sephiroth: (You know what im not gonna even bother what to insert)

Ansem (Attepmting to be sexy): Hey Yuffie, want to come back to my place?

Yuffie: *Slaps Ansem*

Ansem: You know you want me…right? Im hot to the 3rd power (wait wtf?)!!!

*Starts randomly raining*

Riku: Im singing in the rain!, Im singing in the rain! La de doo dad a de doo dad a de do

Everyone: Holy SH*T

Riku(freakish girl tone): Uh is it such a problem to show my feminine side? Hmmm?

Ice Titan: II SAIDDDDDDD TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAILLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Ansem: *Jumps atop a rock* Since I am the leader of this Island we call Gaylord

Tidus: Gaylord????????????????????

Ansem: Stop making fun of me *cries*

Tidus : *backs away slowly from Ansem* ……………………………

*At the light tribe*

Sora: *in body cast twitching* Rooster…hehe…ROOSTER!

Kairi: *whispers to Selphie* What’s up with him

Selphie: *whispers back* he’s been suffering mental problems since the rooster attack.

Kairi: Okay then.

Sora: hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe ROOSTER! Hehehehheh

Jack: *points at Sora* SCARY!!! *Sticks head in sand*

Kairi: *looking at Jack* That’s the last time I go out with him.

Wakka(in Mario voice): Wesa havesa Tree Mail *clears throat* I meant we got Tree Mail ya?

Everyone: ….okay

At the Challenge

Jeff: Ok come on in!

*Tribes come in*

Jeff: Today you will be tested on physical strength. One person at a time from each tribe will stand on that log while trying to push the other off and stay on. First tribe to five wins immunity. You will be playing for of course Immunity, and this rock.

*Jeff picks up a rock from the ground*

Jeff: First up we have Hercules against Ansem.

Ansem: DON’T HURT ME!!!

Tidus: Why did he go first?

Jeff: Ready? GO!

*Hercules pokes Ansem*

*Ansem falls in water*

Jeff: Wow pathetic

Ansem: Stop being racist!

Jeff: Next up is Sora and Sephiroth!

*Sephiroth growls at Sora*

*Sora jumps in water*

Jeff: WOW! I thought Ansem was sad

Ansem: He’s sextist too!

Sora: *Starts laughing* Hey whats that supposed to mean?

Ansem: Nothing

After another couple minutes of pathetic fighting its down to Sora and Riku

*Sora has sword approaching Riku*

Riku:*Crying* Sora I’ve always been your best friend right?

*Sora comes closer and Riku trips him into water*

Riku: *Wimpering* What I won? I mean oh yea yuffie u saw that skillz.

Yuffie: *SARCASTIC* Oh yea I saw that skill.

Jeff: Dark wins Immunity!

Ansem: *Crying* It’s a dream come true!

Sephiroth: (mindless g-rumbleings)

*Back At Light Tribe Camp*

Sora: We lost! Im gonna cry im gonna…. What was I crying about?

Kairi: Is there something wrong with you?

Sora: Who are you?

Kairi: You need a doctor.

Wakka: IM A DOCTOR YA!!!! *Rushes over to Sora*

*Wakka starts beating Sora with a stick*

Kairi: OMGWTF?!?!?!

Now will anyone vote like they did last time?
 
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