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[Ultima665]

nice 1 dude! it seems sora gets beat up more then usual latly

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

well sora is so stupid that he gets attacked by riku many times

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts!

Sora: Hey everyone!
Riku: Today... We have... only just Obi- Wan?
Sora: OBI-WAN!! I ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU!
Obi-Wan: Hey... What's your name?
Sora: it's sora..
Riku: Don't worry.. He's stupid.
Sora: Lemme ask one question... Are you gay?
Riku: O_O
*riku runs backstage.. and few seconds later comes back with his famous sora whacker pole*
Sora: Hey Obi-Wan, before I get knocked out by Riku... Are you gay?
Obi-Wan: Well.. Just make sure you keep this secret..
Sora: Well??
Riku: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Obi-Wan: Umm..... NO!
*BONK*
*Sora falls unconsious*
Riku: Man.. How hard is Sora's skull? He barely dies..
*sora jumps up*
Sora: HEY RIKU!
Riku: Hey, I damaged your skull!
Sora: NO YOU DIDNT! ARE YOU GAY! I'M GAY. my hands are gay! your pole is gay!
........... YOUR FACE IS GAY!
*BONK*
*sora gets back up*
Sora: MUFFINS!
Riku: uh.... sora whats kairi + kairi?
Sora: GREAT LEGS!
Riku: ( UH OH!!)
Kairi: WHAT!
Sora: MUFFINS!
Kairi: Oh.. WHAT!
Sora: MUFFINS! WHERE'S THE MUFFINMAN?
Sora: 2 + 2 = GAY!
Sora: HEY RIKU I CAN SPELL YOUR NAME! R-I-K-K-U!!
*BONK*
Riku: DON'T YOU EVER MENTION MY COUSIN'S NAME!
*sora gets back up*
Sora: I have a memory on my hand!
Sora: I'm memorying! I think you keyed me!
Riku: Oh great.. I must've switched his brains..

O_O

Sora's Brain Before got hit by Riku

( kairi ) ( nothing )
( Muffins ) ( words )
Sora's Brain when he got hit by Riku
( Gay kairi ) ( nothing gayish )
( Gay ) ( level up! HAHA)

Kairi: Oh great.. You messed up his brain.. Nice going!
Sora: GAY
Riku: STOP SAYING GAY YOU GAY MORON!
Sora: I'm GAY!
Riku: .... I always wanted to hear that..
Vincent: Hit his groin, it should put his brain back.
*BONK*
*CRACK*
*Sora freezes and then slowly falls over*
sora: MUFFINS!
Riku: Wrong place.
*BONK*
*CRACK*
Sora: riku and kairi!
Riku: Perfect..
Sora: I'm gay...
Riku: A little unorganized..
*hits sora in the head and then the chest*
Sora: THUMBS
*riku hits sora in the head 50 times*
Sora: I'm back! and im not dumb anymore!
Riku: I'm not sure about that... I think I kinda spilled the stupid section of your brain into smart section..
Riku: Sora what's 1+1..
Sora: 3.
Riku: Really messed up. What's the square root of 144?
Sora: roots are square?!
Riku: Totally messed up..
Kairi: He'll be himself again.. He just has amensia.
Riku: What do you mean? That only happens if you lose some of your memories..
Kairi: Well let's call it Major Spill of Dumbness That Riku Caused..
Riku: I think I'll go with amensia.

Sora: Night Good Oneevery!

Credits



Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )



Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher



Main People in the show



Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth











Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.





Kingdom Hearts Show

Deleted Scene:

Obi-Wan: Hey, Riku is Sora dead?
Riku: No he's just unconsius..
Obi-Wan: GREAT! ATTACK MY ARMY OF CLONES!!
*200 clones rush into the stage and kills everyone*

 

[kh_forever]

g'job katuor(kh2researcher)sora isGAY!

 

[unknownmaster]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOL you got a very funny story here hey can you do one with Tidus, BHK, and Zidane. they will be in the "who is the most blonded and gayest ff character" and Sora is the referee do to he is gay

 

[Ultima665]

Omg Lol Ol Loooolololllllololk Omg I Fell Out Of My Chair Laffing Omg Hahahahahahahha

 

[KH2destiny]

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLLOOLOOLXODLXOLDOXLODLXOLODXLOXDLXOLODXLODLOXLXODLOLXODLXOLDLXODLXOLOLOL MOP OMFG OMFG OMFG. I just pissed my pants. LOLOLOLOLLOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLOLOLOLOILOLOXdddddddddddddxXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD eahhhhhhhhhhhh *died*

I think I'm dead. wait i am dead I'm going to heaven........................................wait this isn't heaven its

Satan: MUAHHAHAHAHHAAH

Me: LOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Satan: .........................you go back

Me: hey I'm back...............LOLOLOLOLOOLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD this is hularious

 

[KH2destiny]

whoa this just double posted by itself. how the hell did that happaned I did nothing

 

[ladyxshalott]

Totally awesome! They're incredibly funny.. write more! With Naminé, she's cool!!

 

[sasuke 189]

heh nice job how about you make fun of 4kids

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

here are your hosts!


Sora: Is anyone going to die?
Crowd: No!
Sora: Wrong!

*ding ding ding ding*

Sora: It's time for a vincent killing spree!

*vincent gets out of his seat and kills everyone*

Riku: Hey sora look over there!
Sora: What?

*BONK*
*Riku hits sora in the head*

Riku: OK! Let's watch a special clip!


Movie Time!

Sora: Hey, where's my TV?

*sora searches for it in the pile of clothes, games, toys, etc.*

Sora: Hey... I found my teddy bear i lost when i was 5.

*sora searches more*
*sora picks up a envolpe*

Sora: from someone you should know... You are stupid, and if you read this message you're gayer.

*riku appears in the doorway*
Riku: So....... You read my letter..
Sora: I don't know who it is.
Riku: I think you should look on the back.

*the paper turns over and it says " Riku "*
Sora: WTF... You bastard!

*sora gets a metal pole*

REVENGE!

*sora chases riku down the hall*

Clip ends

Riku: Now... Sora will be out for the day..
Ansem: I think i should possess you again.
Riku: Oh crap, not again! ARGH..
\
*POSSESS*

Ansem-Riku: My voice sounds weird....... Hey cool, it actally worked!
Last time i did it everyone died.


Flashback!

*ansem possesses a man and then makes him jump off a cliff*

Back to the Present!

Kairi: Hey Ansem-Riku wanna go out with me?

Ansem-Riku: Sure...

*and ansem-riku and kairi go out on a date*
*lots of shadows appear on the stage*
*carries sora to the car*
*and kidnaps him*
Shadow: HEHAHEHE

*kairi comes running back*

Kairi: HEY THATS MY CAR... AND YOU STOLE MY WHACK TOY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ansem-Riku: Don't worry baby, I'm your whack toy!
Kairi: Ok!

*kairi gets out two swords and whacks him*

Ansem-Riku: ARGHH!! AAHHH!! HIT ME WITH THE FLAT SIDE NOT THE EDGE MORON!

KAiri: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... YOU MAKE ME CRY...

Ansem-Riku: Oh sorry...

*kairi stabs ansem-riku in the stomach*
*ansem goes away from riku's body and then goes somewhere to sit and suffer*

Riku: Ow....
Kairi: Riku, since sora and ansem are out, you wanna... you know.
Riku: !!! ok..

*riku and kairi go ouy on a date but where's sora? well sora is in the building killing the inncoent shadows and becoming evil... hahah just joking he got defeated*

Credits



Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )



Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher



Main People in the show



Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth











Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.





Kingdom Hearts Show

 

[baller4eva14]

funny
XDXDXD

 

[unknownmaster]

even funnier chapter XD

 

[Ultima665]

wtf i thought kairi liked sora?

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sora: Hey everyone! Welcome to the show.. Hey folks remember there's a logo contest! KHS needs a new logo!

Riku: Sora needs a new face.
Sora: How about I change yours?!
Riku: How about if I change yours!

*sora and riku rape each other to death*

Kairi: oh well... Remember to post your logos!!! Here are the guests!
Kelfa, Locke, and......Mog?

Mog: Kupo! Hi Kairipo!
(-O-)
Kairi: No fair, I told Santa that I wanted a Moogle for christmas.
Santa: Ho Ho Ho, and I shall.
Kairi: No way you fat rich bastard, it was 8 years ago!

*kairi gets out a shotgun and kills santa..
throws the gun to the side*

Kairi:Now... Mog, what do u do in the morning?
Mog: Kupo! I help my friend clean his toliet, because he always poops human heads out, Kupopo!

Kairi: Ok..... Kelfa... how do you describe your laugh?
Kelfa: Evil, very cool, and powerful! Muhahaahahahahahahahahah!

A guy from the crowd: NO your laugh is stupid, bastardly, gay and annoying!

Kelfa: ................................................ YOU SHALL DIE! BOLT 3!

*thunder* *hit* *dead*

Kelfa: Muahahahahahahaaha...

Kairi: Alright...... Wait.... HEY EVERYONE WHO VOTES THAT KELFA'S LAUGH IS ANNOYING?

*everyone rises their hands except kelfa*

Kelfa:............. F*** YOU ALL!! BOLT 3! BOLT 3! BOLT 3! BOLT 3! BOLT 3!
*rests for 2 mins*
Kelfa: BOLT 3! BOLT 3! BOLT 3!

*20 mins later*
Kelfa: ULITMA!!! ULITMA!!! ULITMA!!!
*everyone is dead except kairi and the cameraman and edgar and mog and kelfa*
Cameraman: Whoa! we got 20 mins of death! That's our new record!
kelfa: HELLFIRE 3!
*a giant fireball lauches from kelfa's hand into the cameraman's face*
Kairi: Ok............................. Um... Edgar............ What do you like to do when Kelfa is out of control?

*kelfa burns everything on stage*

Edgar: My answer is.........................RUN UNTIL YOU REACH THE EDGE OF THE EARTH!

*kairi and edgar and mog runs*

Edgar: By the way, before we die i wanna say this, will you marry me?
Kairi: O_O


Mog: Kupo! KH2Researcher updated the credits! Maybe you shuold read them!
Bye Kupo!

Credits



Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent



Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10


Main People in the show



Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth

Kelfa

Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.

Kingdom Hearts Show

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your ( son of a *beep* ) hosts!

Sora: Hey everyone do you know what time is it?
Crowd: Vincent's Killing Spree!
Sora: YEEP!
*vincent jumps out of the curtain and kills everyone*
Riku: hey sora... whyd you schudule that? We had awesome show going on!
Sora: uh oh.. vincent..
Vincent: What?
Sora: YOU'RE FIRED!
Vincent: *beep* YOU!
*shoots sora*
Riku: uh oh..
Kairi: What? he just got shot.
Riku: I forgot to pay the bill that lets us keep the show for 1 month.. heh...
Kairi: omg..
*lots of swat comes to take riku and kairi and vincent and sora into jail*
Sora: oh crap.. Riku!
Riku:WHAT!
Sora: I PUT DOWN THE BILL AND THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND YOU FORGOT?!
Riku: well... kairi stripped in front of me..
*in the next cell*
Kairi: WHAT! NO I DIDNT!
sora: kairi.....
Kairi: What?
Sora: strip for me.
Kairi: What? never!
Sora: =( you dont like me..
Kairi: Well I do..
Sora: SEE RIKU SHE LIKES ME!
Kairi: Shut up sora..
Riku: Oooooooooooooh see..
Sora: im on...
Kairi: O_O ( they're gonna rape me as soon we get home )

*20 mins later*

Sora: pick a sephiroth
riku: what are you doing again sora? ben smoking crack?
Sora: Jewish? No im not jewish!
riku: sora snap out of it!
Sora: I am gay.. and i had sex with kairi.
Kairi: THAT IS A LIE...
Riku: GUARD, SORA IS HIGH ON CRACK!
Guard: GOOD FOR HIM!
Riku: Let's break out of this prison.
Sora: I know da way.
*sora presses a bar and the whole prison walls falls*
Riku: WHOA.....
*riku sora and kairi and vincent runs*

Credits



Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent



Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10




Main People in the show



Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth

Kelfa











Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.





Kingdom Hearts Show

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sorry folks i accidently used the wrong picture lol...

 

[unknownmaster]

XD lolollol Sora's high today huh. hey do one with just Sora only and he forgot it was a day off and he's alone in the show and suprise us in the end.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts..

Sora: Hey everyone we got a special-
*final fantasy victory theme music ringtone*
Sora: Wait..
Security Guard: HEY CELL PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE SHOW!
Sora: Crap... Obi Wan, what do you think I should do?
Obi Wan: First you must use the force counter the wind direction then -blah blah blah blah blah blah- you throw your keysaber and kill the guards.
*sora messes with his cell phone*
Obi Wan: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
Sora: Oh sorry, I was going to say... I can't use the force.. Is there another way?
Obi Wan: Sorry no.
Sora: Oh crap.
*guards beat sora up*
Riku: Hey Guards what are your names? I wanna hang out with yall.
Guard: My name is Kayla..
Guard2: My name is Amanda.
Riku: But they're girl names..
Guard1: I know.. We're gay. I love him..
Riku: O_O ( sora hired 2 gay security guards? OMG... ) YOU'RE FIRED! BOTH OF YALL!
Guards: =(
*later sora wakes up on the street outside of the KHS building. sora looks up and sees a sign of riku hogging all the attention.*
Sora: He told me he was just using the reflection of the camera to see his teeth..
*final fantasy victory music theme ringtone*
Sora: Hello?
Guy calling: I need you to go to the store..
Sora: HEY WAKKA!
Guy calling: SHADD UP!! I'm not wakka! Just go to the store, ya?
Sora: Hi Wakka!
Guy calling: GO TO THE STORE OR I WILL KICK YOUR ***!!
Sora: Ok wakka!
Guy calling:.................
*sora hangs up.. and arrives at the convincent store, Price Post*
Sora: That's a gay name for a convincent store..
*sora walks in*

Meanwhile in the KHS

*everything is in choas, like burning and ahh choas. Chairs were knocked over, kairi's hair is messed up, everyone is screaming and running away because vincent got insane and is destroying everything*

Riku: Maybe we should go to a intermission.
Kairi: My thoughts exactly.. Yo cameraman! Go to a 20 min intermission will ya?
Cameraman: Sure!


Meanwhile on the TV screen..

Cameraman: I'm sorry folks we have to take a 20 min break..
*then blood covers the camera*
Cameraman: HOLY CRAP!! ITS EVERYWHERE ARGHH!!! Uh.. that was ketchup everyone! bye! see you in 20 mins
*a bullet blows up the camera*

Back in the Price Post

Sora: Where is he?
Drug Dealer: Over here..
Sora: HEY WAKKA!
Drug Dealer: QUIET DOWN!
Guy: Hey aren't u wakka in final fantasy x?
Drug Dealer Wakka: no.
Guy: Hey wakka!
Drug Dealer Wakka: Hey I got an idea, why don't you go home and **** your wife?
Guy: Good idea..
Drug Dealer Wakka: Here's some crack
Sora: GOODY CRACK!
*nearby people looked at wakka*
Drug Dealer Wakka: He meant Crackers!
People: OH...

Sora: now i got the rest of the day to shop!
*sees some crackers*
Sora: OOH CRACK!
People: it's crackers d***mit..
Sora: Let's see.. Kairi's Shopping List.... Muffins.... Bran Muffins...... Raisn Muffins.... and find the muffinman?
*sora looks down at the bottom of the list*
Letter: P.S. I'm building a muffin fortress.. P.S.S You cannot enter.
Sora: Ah hah! I figured out something.. Kairi is making a giantic muffin with crack in it!
P.S.S.S Get your vitrual matter cell phone out.
*sora gets out his vmcp... kairi calls and a giantic hammer whacks him in the head and kairi says*
Kairi: READ THE P.S. idiot!
Sora: Ow..
Kairi: oh and you forgot your change
*two more hammers appear and whacks him in the face*
Sora: X_X
Kairi: Oh wait.. the more i whack you the more stupider you get...
Sora: muffins are funny.
kairi: just get 50 packs of each kind of muffin
Sora: HAAHAHAHA I llove thast words muffin.
Kairi: Have you been buying crack again?
Sora: Ja..
Kairi: I'm hanging up..
*dial tone*

*sora walks 50 miles and appears at kairi's house*
Sora: Hey... Kairi.. Why are you home? I thought you were in KHS..
Kairi: Uh... Ya... We had a intermission. Now gimmie those muffins!
Sora: No way they're mine now.
Kairi: Gimmie them you retard!
Sora: never! my muffins! hahah!
*kairi gets out a HUGE HUGE HUGE hammer and slams sora with it*
*sora gets trapped under the 8 feet wide and 8 feet tall hamemr*
Kairi: Yay! I get to redecorate my house with mufins! now it shall be called... Muffin House!

Sora: Ow....... I can't feel my legs... chest or my hands.. i think they're crushed... Someone dial 911-Hercules...
Kairi: I don't have a phone.. Gimme your cell phone sora..
Sora: Look at me! I'm crushed by a 20 ton hammer and... wait... how'd you carry a 20 ton hammer?
Kairi: I'm not sure...... Get your cell phone out!
Sora: It's under the hammer!
*kairi lifts the hammer up and grabs the cell phone*
Sora: WTF?

Cameraman: I'm sorry we have to end the show right now!

Credits



Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow

fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent



Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10




Main People in the show



Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth

Kelfa

Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.





Kingdom Hearts Show

 

[kh_forever]

lol lol lol!it's funny!