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Here are your hosts, Sora, riku and kairi!

Kairi: Today we're featuring... the war..
Sora: Let's give our hands to your heroes!!
Riku: Leon, Sephiroth, Cloud, Vincent, Irvine, Yuna, Tidus, Auron and Zell!
Kairi: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!1

Leon, Sephiroth, Irvine teams up.
Cloud, Vincent and Yuna teams up!
Auron, Tidus, Zell teams up!

Leon's team is up against Auron's Team!!!!!!!!

Round 1... FIGHT!!
Leon: LEONHEART!!!!!!!!
99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 on Zell
Zell: OH *beep* *dead*
Auron: Shooting Star! *runs up to Sephiroth and knocks Sephiroth out for 2 turns.
Irvine: Shiva!! *summons shiva* 99999 on Auron
Auron - HP 1/100000
Auron: Dragon Fang and Tornado!! *does it on fainted Sephiroth*
*BOOM* *WHOOOOOOOSH*
Sephiroth Dmg - 0
Auron: OMG...
*irvine sticks his gun out* *BANG* *auron faints*
*leon points his gunblade at Tidus* *BANG BANG*
Tidus Hp - 8000/10000
*tidus casts hastaga and attacks leon*
Leon Hp - 7000/10000
*sephiroth wakes up and does...*
Sephiroth: SUPERNOVA!!!!!!!
*BAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM*
Tidus Hp/ -800000/10000
Leon's Team wins!

Leon's Team vs a BUG

bug hp - 1
leon: LEONHEART!!!
99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999 99999
dmg - 0
Leon: OMG........ SCAN!!

Bug
hp - 1 defense 99999999999999999 strength - 999999999999999999999
level 255

Leon: OMG................................
Sephiroth: TRIPLE SUPERNOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
dmg - 0
Sephiroth: WTF?
Irvine: I GOT A IDEA!
*irvine gets out a can* *opens it*
Irvine: Hey little fella eat the food.
*bug comes over and eats it*
DAMAGE - 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
X_X
Bug hp/-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/ 1
Leon's Team wins!!!!!!!!
Leon's Team vs Cloud's Team
*leon and cloud eye each other*
Cloud: OMNISLASH!! *does it on everyone*
Sephiroth hp - 1/999999999999999
*Leon and Irvine are dead*
Sephiroth: SUPERNOVA!!!!
*BAMAMAMAMAMAMAM*
Everyone but Cloud and Sephiroth lives
*SHOWDOWN OF FATE!!!!!!!!*
*onewingedangel song plays*
*cloud and sephiroth casts their spells*
Sephiroth: CURAGA!
Cloud: CURAGA!
*showdownoffate begins*
*cloud uppercuts sephiroth*
*sephiroth counters by using sin harvest*
*cloud throws his sword at sephiroth*
*disrupts sin harvest*
*cloud omnislashs sephiroth*
*sephiroth omnislashs cloud*
*both of them parry each other*
*then sephiroth's sword hits cloud which sends him to the ground*
*cloud charges a ball of energy*
*sephiroth charges a ball of energy*
*cloud & sephiroth unleashes it*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*everyone has 0 mp and 1 hp no chance of any hp recovery*
*sephiroth runs up to cloud*
*cloud takes flight and does dragon fang*
*BAM BOOM*'
*Sephiroth evades the attack*
*both of them come charging*
*BOOOM*
*KO... CLOUD... AND SEPHIROTH*

Cloud: I will win!! *cloud uses second chance*
Cloud: STRIKE RAID!! *throws his emormus blade at sephiroth*
*BAM*
*thud*
*CLOUD WINS!!*

Sora: WHAT A EXCELLENT DUEL!!!
*vincent recovers and shoot everyone in the crowd*

*sephiroth recovers and slices everyone into pieces in the crowd*'

Sora: :eek: WE HAVE GOT TO DECLINE THEIR ENTRY......
Riku: Cloud wins.... A NEW BUSTER BLADE!!!!
Cloud: YAY!!
*sephiroth charges at sora and riku and slices them*
*sephiroth supernovas kairi*
Sephiroth, vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!
 
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Dear to all the people who reads this,


I know I've been recently slowing down on the rate of Kingdom Hearts Shows..
But I'm also working on Project Riku story. So I will try to post a show ASAP ( as soon as possible ) Ok? I'm sorry that I've been delayed for making the shows. I'm a busy kid..
( 6th Grade ) Please be paitent.


Sincerely, KH2Researcher
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P.S.: Please do not take my sig animation..
Ya thanks to muffinman for making the sig!
 
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Here are your hosts, Riku, Sora, Kairi!

Sora: Hello everyone! im sorry but we have no guests, but u know.. the show must go on!
First of all-

*a car rams the wall and 2 cops came and arrested the hosts*
Sora: Oh crap.. I forgot.. I accidenly put all of our names on downloadilligealmusic.com
Riku: Sora...... I'm GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!! YOU @$$%@!_#!!!!!!!!
Sora: Oh great...
Kairi: hey sora reach into my breastpocket and get something out of it.
Sora: OK!!
*reaches into breastpocket*
Kairi: Sora.. How long does it take to get a piece of metal out?
Sora: Oh sorry
*gets out the bended paperclup*
*unlocks everyone's handcuffs*
*sora jumps out of the car*
*riku and kairi rolls out of the car*
*then they suddenly get surrounded by cars and trucks*
*everyone gets out and holds a pistol or uzi or dual pistols*
Sora: Oh great I forgot I had to repay the Mafia.
Kairi & Riku: THE MAFIA!!?!!
Sora: Don't worry I brought weapons.
*throws a keygun at riku and sora gets out dual pistols for kairi*
*sora gets out his own keygun*
*face off*
Sora: AEROAGA!
*a wind barrier appears*
*kairi jumps and shoots 5 guys down*
*riku does a backflip and when he was in the air he shot 10 guys down*
*sora throws a grenade and shoots more guys down*
*KRS (kairi riku and sora ) goes behind one of the cars*
*sora jumps over the car and shoots 3 guys down then lands behind a closer car*
Sora: Cover me.
*R,K nods*
*sora backflips and shoots 3 guys down and lands on top of the truck*
*R,K covers sora by shooting the last 10 guys down*
Sora: let's get back to the show!
Riku: ok.. but which transportation should we use?
*spots a minicooper*
Sora: THAT ONE!
Kairi: IT'S TOO SMALL YOU JERK.
Sora: who cares i doubt it goes alot faster
*gets in and sora gets on the roof*
*riku starts the car*
*puts his foot on the pedal*
*the dial goes from 10 mph to 0mph*
Riku: OMG THIS CAR IS OUT OF GAS!
*10 policemen comes*
Cop: Police! STOP!
Sora: OH CRAP RUN!
*KRS runs*
*returns to the show, three new guests arrives*

Riku: we're back! now let's meet our guests!
Sora: vincent, leon, cloud, and... Fighter
Fighter: Go to nuklearpower.com and read the funny magazines on my adventure to master the glory my bestness!
*blackmage rises from the crowd*
Black Mage: SORRY FOLKS! HE'S A DUMB***!! go to.. http://nuklearpower.com/ to read my funny parts about killing fighter!
Fighter: What?
Sora: Leon, do you have a crush on Rinoa?
Leon: Well... :eek: ya.. she's so hot.
Riku: Ok... Vincent.. how do you intend to kill people?
Vincent: By doing this!
*gets out two guns and starts to shoot people!*
*blackmage stands and starts to charge his powerful attack*
Black Mage: Ha-Ra-Do-Ken! *a light bluish beam appears and causes vincent's hp to 0*
Kairi: Cloud do you kick *beep*?
Cloud: Hell ya.. I can kick anyone's *beep*, even sephiroth's *beep*, your mom's *beep*, and everyone who stands in my way's *beep*.
Sora: Fighter... What do you like?
Fighter: SWORDS! SWORDY SWORDY SWORDY SWORDY--
Black Mage: Ha-Ra-Do-Ken! *black mage destroys fighter*
Black Mage: ^_^ FINALLY I SUCESS IN KILLING FIGHTER!
Fighter: No you didn't.
Black Mage: What the *beep*? HOW DID HE SURVIVE?
Fighter: anti magic shield.
Black Mage: Blah I will get you next time.... Moron says what?
Fighter: What?
Black Mage: Figures...
Sora: That's our show for tonight! See you all tomorrow!!
Crowd: YAYY!!
Black Mage: FIRAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burns the entire building down*
 
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Here are your freaking hosts!

Gay Sora and Riku, and Lovely Kairi!
Sora: :mad: *runs to the announcer place*

NO DON'T CHOP ME UP NOOOOOOOO!!
Sora: TIME TO DIE ANSEM!!
*chop chop chop chop*
*runs back the stage*
Sora: I'm sorry everyone we will have to vote our new announcer..
Crowd: VINCENT VINCENT!!
Vincent: OH YA IM THE ANNOUNCER!!
*runs to the announcer place*
Vincent: Bobby Hawkins if u move i'll shoot u in the head!
BH: O_O
Riku: well lets interdouce our guests.
Sora: Sephiroth, Zell, Wakka, Zack, Donald Duck, Goofy, Cloud, Irvine, Tarzan, Riku Replica, Me, Riku, leon, auron, AND TIDUS!!
Riku: Major Battle 1 Begin!! Kairi shall be our announcer!

Team One

Auron
Sephiroth
Leon

Team Two

Zell
Wakka
Zack
Tidus

Team Three

Donald
Goofy
Tarzan
Riku Replica

Team Four

Cloud
Irvine
Sora
Riku

Team One vs Team Two

*Sephiroth is up first*
Sephiroth: OMNISLASH!!
Wakka, Zell, Tidus: :eek:
*slash slash slash*
*three of them faints*
Zack: Uh oh...
*Zack gets out two guns and shoots Sephiroth in the head*
Sephiroth: UGH.... ARRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! TRIPLE SUPERNOVA!!
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
*zack dies*

Cloud from the Spectating Room: Eh.. Who cares.. He always dies...

Kairi: Team One wins! Team Three and Four please report to the Battle Ground.
Cloud: Here we go..
Irvine: I'll discuss the straegity on the way..
*talks while on the way*
*Team 4 and 3 arrives at the battle ground*
Cloud, Riku, Sora: Got it.

Kairi: BEGIN!!

*Cloud strikes first*
Cloud: Last Stand!
*cloud jumps and flys into Team Three with his blade under him*
Riku: Dark Firaga!
*Riku shoots the fireball into Cloud's Sword*
Irvine: Nul-Fire!
*protects Cloud from the fire*
*BOOM*

kairi: Team 3 takes massive hits!

Riku Replica: Dark Firaga with Dark Aura!
*Riku R shoots a fireball then disappears into the darkness*
*appears behind Team 4 and slashes them*
*BOOM SLASHHHHHHHHHh*
Cloud: Omnislash!
*cuts everyone*
*cuts Tarzan's Loincloth*
Crowd: O_O
*Tarzan teleports into the dresser*
Donald: Blizzaga!
*Shoots a ice ball at Sora*
Sora: Hey watch it! BLIZZAGA WITH WATEGA!
*donald freezes into a popsicle*
Riku R: Triple Dark Aura!
*dark aura ends in 5 mins*
*sora lies on the ground with riku on his back*
Riku R: HAhaHA!
Cloud: I'll shut that mouth up with this! TRIPLE OMNISLASH!
Riku R: OMG!!! O _ O
*SLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*
*Riku R faints*
Goofy: Gawrsh.. *hides behind shield* This is a battle?
Irvine: sure is *BANG!* * shoots goofy in the groin *
Goofy: OGGHHH
*dies*

Team 4 Wins!

Kairi: Team One and Team 4 please go to the Maze Battlefield


*arrives at the Maze Battlefield*
Cloud: Man this show has been going on for 5 hours *slips his coffee*
Kairi: Begin the battle!
*irvine runs into the maze along with cloud*
*sora runs the other way into the maze with riku*
*sora and riku encounters Auron and Leon*
Meanwhile in the other part of the maze
Cloud gets seperated from Leon
*Cloud walks along the maze then he stops because he sees a black feather dropping from the sky.
http://files.filefront.com/Show_Down_of_Fate/;3748137;;/fileinfo.html like this scene
Then Sephiroth drops from the sky where the feather lands
*Sephiroth draws his sword and points it at Cloud*
Sephiroth: Again.. We face each other
Cloud: Of course... We're destined to meet each other here..
Sephiroth: *laughs* Destined? I tracked you down here.. You know why your friend is missing? Cause I took trapped him in a box. Not just any box.. A ICE CREAM BOX..
Cloud: So.. He's eating ice cream in the box?
Sepiroth: Yes.. At Baskin Robbins.

Meanwhile in the box of ice cream
Irvine: It's cold and dark in here.. Whys theres lots of spoon and cold baskets? Wait this isnt just any baskets.. ICE CREAM!! AND IT HAS PAOPU FRUITS INSIDE!! *tries to eat all of them*

Back at the Face Off

*Cloud gets his sword ready*
Cloud: I will destroy you!
*knocks sephiroth's sword off his face*
*flys towards sephiroth and attacks him*
*sephiroth blocks cloud's sword, then kicks him to the wall*
*clouds kick the wall and lunges back at sephiroth*

Back to Riku & Sora

Riku: let's make this battle short Triple Dark Firaga, Aura, And Break!
*BOOOM BOOOM BOOM WHOOSH WOOSH SLASH SLASHY*
*auron and leon faints*
Riku: YAY!

BACK TO THE FACE OFF

*cloud gets thrown around and then gets mad..
Cloud: ARGAHHHHHHHHHH... SUPERNOVA STRENGTH!
*cloud gets surrounded by red circles*
*cloud attacks sephiroth by swinging his sword at his face*
*sephiroth blocks it calmly*
*cloud trips sephiroth and punches him to the sky and throws his sword in the air and impales sephiroth*

*cloud takes his blade out of sephiroth*
sephiroth isnt dead, he's just injured
*cloud walks down the path and reaches the center which lies the trophy*
*cloud touches it and wins. The maze walls clears up and crowd cheers*
Kairi: CLOUD WINS THE BATTLE!!
Crowd: CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD!!
*cloud smiles*

Sora: GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Riku: Someone send a abmulance for sephiroth!!
 
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here are your hosts!

Sora: Today... we have-
*riku comes running in with a pole at his back and hits sora in the face*
*BONK*
Riku: That's for letting me oversleep!
Kairi: Today we have Vincent, Reno and Rude.
riku: Reno, was it funny that u accidently whacked Rude in the face when you saw Bahumut?
Reno: Yes... did you see me punch yazoo?
Riku: uh actally... I didn't see the movie..
Reno: WHAT!? YOU SUCK!
Kairi: And Rude.. How did u feel when a truck landed on your head and then Reno landed on you and then Reno stepped on your glasses?
Rude: Pretty hurtful and uncool.
*sora struggles to get up*
Riku: OH NO YOU DON'T!
*BONK*
Kairi: Vincent, how'd you feel when you recused cloud?
Vincent: Gay.
Kairi: Uh huh...
Vincent: I'm gonna kill everyone!
???: Hold your gun, Vincent. We HEARTLESS SHALL KILL EVERYONE!
Vincent: NEVER IT'S MY JOB TO KILL EVERYONE!
*gun shots go off, and people screaming, and blood*
Vincent: HAHAAH I GOT 500!
Heartlesses: We got 1000.
Vincent: D-*BEEP* YOU!!!!
*vincent gets out dual shotguns*
Sora: HEY CAN I KILL?!
*BONK*!
Riku: BAD SORA! BAD!
Kairi: i think he's dead.
Riku: He'll be alright
*blood comes under his head*
Riku: ok... he's dead.
*vincent shoots 2 more times and then back flips at the exit door*
Kairi: Uh he's not moving.
Riku: Of course not! He's dead! :D
Kairi: o_O
Vincent: I GOT 2000!
Heartless: well F*beep* you.
Kairi: Lots of cussing in here.
Riku: Shut the *beep* up!
Reno: Let's kill them!
*battle cry*
Reno: I got 10!
Heartless & Vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
Sephiroth: Did anyone call the Owner of Death?
Vincent: OMG..... CLOUD INJURED YOU!
Sephiroth: I'm god you moron.
*sephiroth cuts 50 people in half in one stirke*
Vincent: oh god he's coming up to the most kills list!

Most Kills List
---------------------
Vincent- 70000 ( of course he's a moron )
Heartless - 69999 ( whatcha expect? THEY EAT HEARTS )
Sephiroth - 69998 ( the number of kills he has is the number of people that got raped )
Reno - 50 ( He's weak, he has a metal pole! )

Sora: Good nigh......t DEAD people....
*BONK*
Riku: STAY DEAD!!



In the Sleeping Forest....


Sephiroth: TIME TO DIE CLOUD! *runs at him*
*trips over a rock*
*materia falls out*
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY MATERIA IS GONE!!!!!
God power, lost
fire3, lost
ice 3, lost
thunder3, lost
supernova, lost
cheating materia, lost
plus 999999 to all stats, lost
BURN IN HELL SIGN, lost

a hope of losing, gained
money, robbed

*cloud cuts sephiroth in the arm*
sephiroth's hp 1/90
Sephiroth: AHHH YOUR MIGHT IS STRONG!!
Cloud: god aren't u stupid. *pokes him*
Hp-0!!
*knees him in the face 500 times*
OVERKILL!!!
*SLASHES HIM 7000 TIMES*
MEGA OVER KILL!
*OMNISLASHES HIM 700 TIMES*
TOTAL ANNINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Here are your hosts!

Riku: Hello everyone! Sora will be in a wheelchair today because when he was healed he went crazy and ran all over the hospital. It took me 5 days to find him! The guards shot tranalizar darts at him... About 20 of them.. So Sora will be drugged until 10 more days.

Sora: Bla...blah....bla....
Kairi: Here are your guests!
Riku: Mad Sephiroth-
Mad Sephiroth: WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT FOOL?!!
Riku: nothin... Darkside... hey where's darkside?
*the ground rumbles and darkside comes up*
*the music when u battled Darkside plays*
Kairi: Turn that *beep* music off
Vincent(Announcer): Sorry
Riku: And...MY COUSIN!!! :eek:
Rikku: Hi Riku poo!
Riku: Get me out of this show.
*riku runs to the backstage door but kairi pulls him back*
Kairi: Just be brave for once ok? I'll take you out for Papou Ice Cream.
Riku: Really?
*kairi nods*
Kairi: Rikku, who do you like?
Rikku: My cousin, Riku!
Riku: *URGE TO RUN AWAY RISING!!!*
Rikku: Hey riku remember when you fell off the building and I caught you? But you were caught on fire because I accidently dropped you into the chicken coop.
Riku: *CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!*
Rikku: can you give me a hug?
Riku: *O_O I CANT TAKE IT!!!!! IT'S LIKE LYING DOWN IN A PIT FULL OF SPIDERS!!!*
Rikku: I forgot you left your baby bottle at my house once.
Riku: *OMG.........................................................IT'S REALLY EMBRRASSING!!!*

*Five minutes later.... Riku fell on the ground with his eyes open because he fainted with his eyes open*

Kairi: Looks like im running the show....
Kairi: Mad Sephiroth what-
Mad Sephiroth: WHAT DID U CALL ME?!!?
Kairi: Mad Sephiroth.
Mad Sephiroth: I AM NOT MAD!!! IM INSANE...
Kairi: Darkside... Why don't u talk?
Darkside:.........................................
Kairi: Well?
Darkside: SCREW YOU! *punches kairi in the face*
Sora: Goon Tight Veryon....
 
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Want to add a little aftermath after the show...


Luxord: CARD SWARM!!!!
Sora: OH SH.... I BETTER PREPARE!!
*6000 CARDS fall out of luxord's jacket*
luxord: I admit it... i cheat at poker games and........ im too old for this sh**.......
Sora: So that means i get to kill you.
*whack whack whack*
*BONK*
Riku: BAD SORA!! STAY DEAD!!
 
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Here are your hosts!!

Sora: Hello everyone..
*Riku runs in with a metal pole*
Sora: OH CRAP
*sora runs like hell*
Kairi: Sigh.. It seems that im running the show.


If you want this show to continue plz lemme kill someone from the CROWD!

Barney: YAY CHILDREN!! *runs to the announcer place*
*BAM BAN BAM BAM*
*barney's head rolls off the stairs and into the show*
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *everyone runs*
Kairi: OH GREAT VINCENT YOU MADE THE CROWD GO AWAY!!

Screw you.. you can't find me! hahahaha im vincent.. I have a gun!! When the show was over I installed a camera with a gun!!
Kairi: O_O uh oh.........
*BAM BAM BAM*
*kairi runs outside*
Sora: KAIRI HELP!
*sora was blocking riku's metal pole with his keyblade*
kairi: thats what u get for not waking riku up again.
sora: oh come on its just riku!
kairi: you put water on my bed and made it look like i wet the bed.
Sora: that was riku!
Riku: sora went for a swim and sat on your bed.
Kairi: O_O why you little!!
*gets out two metal poles and knocks sora out cold*
Riku: just kidding i peed on it.
Kairi: What!!!
*runs after riku*
Kairi while chasing riku: I sampled some of your urine SO i could find out who it WAS!!!
YOU DID DRINK MY ORANGE JUICE!! YOU STOLE MY CHOCOLATE BAR AND YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CRACK!
Riku: O_O
*a police car stops nearby and hears the whole thing*
riku: oh sh..
*police arrests riku and kairi beats him up*
*riku goes to Crack Addition School*

Crack Boy: hey my name is crack boy, im addicted to crack.
Riku: get me out of here... but this place isn't so bad.. they have crack in this school.
Rikku: Yoo hoo Riku Poo!
Riku: HOLY FU**ING MOTHER OF A B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*40 mins later*
RIKU: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*riku pulls the door but it wont budge*
Crack Boy whipsers to Rikku: Your cousin is really stupid. He doesn't even know thats a push door!

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show

Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth





Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.


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ok..... im out of ideas...


Question 1: What does the Oathkeeper's Keychain looks like?

First person to answer it gets to make up the idea.
 

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if i got it maybe try this. No one comes even the auidance didn't come and Sora fights with the director of the story
 
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Sora; HELLO! EVERYONE!
*no one is here*
Sora: Hey where is everyone?
????: About time you came.
*a man appears in a unknown suit*
Sora: Wh-Who Are you?
????: I AM YOUR FATHER!
Sora: You mean step-father.
????: NO STEP FATHER! I SAW YOUR MOM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DAD!!
Sora: So you call yourself YOUR DAD.
????: ah crap im so stupid...
*???? gets out two shield guns*
Shield guns looks like this
????: I am....
Sora: A mere shell blah blah blah..
*fires a bullet near sora's shoe*
????: Ahem lemme finish my sentence. I am........ *takes off the hood* KH2RESEARCHER!
Sora: My director?
KH2R: Ya...
Sora: My producer?
KH2R: uh... im not sure lets look at the credit!

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

KH2R: Yep...
Sora: Design-
KH2R: SHUT UP ALREADY WILL YOU?!
Sora: Ok.. Let's fight!
KH2R: You mean rape each other.
Sora: I AM NOT GAY!
KH2R: Really? I thought u were so i hired you.

*KH2R hover charges at Sora*
Music Director: AH CRAP WHICH MUSIC TO PLAY DURING THIS BATTLE? Umm...
Let's see in VGMusic.com..........................................
.............................................................. Music Director: Play this when I say AHYE.
AHYE!! Play J-E-N-O-V-A ( 6 ) its in the Final Fantasy 7 Section scroll down in VGMUSIC.COM

*KH2R jumps high and then strikes Sora*
*Sora evades by backfliping*
*KH2R strikes to the right and then uppercuts*
*slashes sora in the stomach*
Sora: NOW IT'S MY CHANCE!! ARS ACRUM!
*bum buam bau mb abum ba muba bmua*
*KH2R dodges the last hit and then uses Lu Ki Su*
*KH2R disappears and reappears behind Sora then slashes him 20 times*
*sora falls to the ground*
*sora jumps on top of the chairs and jumps at KH2R*
*KH2R jumps and Sora follows him*
*KH2R attacks Sora but Sora keeps blocking his attacks*
*KH2R backflips and then lands on the wall and then pushes the wall with his legs thus zooming in at Sora*
*KH2R raises his arm and then slices Sora which makes him fall off*
*KH2R stands looking at Sora lying on the ground*
Music Director: STOP THE MUSIC RIGHT NOW!
KH2R: Admit it you stole my chocolate bar!
Sora: No I didn't!
KH2R: Oh ya then who did?
Sora: Riku!
KH2R: LIER!!
Music Director: START THE MUSIC BEFORE CONTINUING reading!
*KH2R jumps and comes in for a stab*
*Sora pushes the ground and backflips which evades KH2R's Attack*
*KH2R shoots some bullets*
*Sora blocks them with his Oathkeeper Keyblade*
KH2R: ICE BULLETS!
*shoots two ice bullets at sora*
KH2R: Face it... You cannot defeat me.
Sora: Ugh... You.. CAN... Not.... GET THE CHOCOLATE BAR!
KH2R: ha you admited you had it... you're a terrible lier..
Sora: You cann..ot get the chocolate bar... because... it melted into riku's jeans..
Riku: THEY'RE TROUSERS DUMB*BEEP*!!
Sora: What are trousers?
Riku: im not speaking to you!
*riku leaves*
*sora faints*
*KH2R goes after riku*
*goes into the door*
*Riku faces KH2R in his Dark Mode Form with his Soul Eater by his side*
*Riku charges at KH2R at 90 MPH*
*KH2R jumps and lies on the ceiling*
*riku jumpes and tries to attack KH2R*
*KH2R lets go and rolls on the ground and shoots riku*
*riku evades it and then uses dark aura*
*riku disappears in the walls*
*KH2R looks confused like this 'WTF?:confused: '
*Riku appears below KH2R and slices him, appears behind *SLICES* Appears above
*SLICES* Etc. then he ends the battle with a cut to the leg*
KH2R: UGH...... TEL ME WHERES MY CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!
Riku: uh.....I ate it.
*KH2R looks at Riku's kneecap, a brown color stains it*
KH2R: you lier theres the color of s*** on your knee.
Riku: Thats Chocolate!
KH2R: Figures....
*KH2R glows bluey, ground shakes violently*
Riku: oh crap...
*then a deafing BOOOOOOOOM*
*and then the light fades and out comes... KUZA!!!*
Kuza: THIS IS MY RPG FILE! YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE ME!!
Riku: AHH!!
Kuza: LU KI SU!! *SLASHES RIKU 40 TIMES In 8 secs*
Riku: ouch.... you made me bleed.
Kuza: of course.
*then kuza glows white and then returns to KH2R.*
Music Director: Please wait while music ends... If you dont like this music stop it right now.

Sora: I STOLE THE CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*turns into Kuza*
Kuza: I'LL RAPE YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!


Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show

Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth





Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.


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