Here are your hosts........... Sora, Riku, Kairi!!!!!!!1
Crowd: YAYY!!!
Sora: We want guests from the crowds!!
Vincent: ME!!!
Sora: Nah..
Kairi: Hey where's riku?
Sora: I dun know..
*a car is heard in the distance.. then two beeps*
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
*a car breaks the wall*
Riku: Sorry.. I'm late.. Did I miss anything?
Sora & Kairi:
YOU BROKE THE WALL!!!!
Sora: POLICE!!
*the police arrests riku*
Meanwhile...
Judge: Order in the court!! It seems that Riku smashed the KHS's wall...
*riku nods*
Riku: Your honor, it was a accident!! You see... I was like hurrying to the show..
Then a car started chasing me and shooting me. I was avoiding the bulets and I saw the
KHS building but one of them shot my tire so I broke the wall.
Sora: Riku, you're a bad lier...
*a car drives up against the window and shoots riku but he misses*
*12 people gets in through the windows*
*everyone but riku kairi and sora runs*
Riku: Here you go sora! *throws a pistol at him* Here you go Kairi *throws her a machine gun*
Riku: And I will have... dual uzis!!
*kairi sneaks up on the guy and she gets up and shoots the guy, she ducks back down behind the bench*
Riku: PREPARE TO DIE!! * riku gets up behind the bench and shoots 6 guys down*
Riku: TAKE THAT *bEEP*!!!
*sora gets up and shoots 2 guys in the head*
*kairi gets a grenade out and bombs the last guys*
*sora kairi and riku run to the exit*
*then 10 guys show up in the hallway*
*kairi rolls behind a broken table*
*riku and sora rolls behind the stairs*
*kairi shoots 3 guys*
*then one of the guys threw a grenade*
Sora: KAIRI GET OUT OF THERE!
*kairi jumped to the stairs* *BOOM*
Riku: ok.. on three.... THREE!
*Sora jumps and moons the guys*
Guys:
*BAM BAMA, Riku and Kairi shoots the guys down*
Sora: GO GO GO *pulls pants back on, they go down the stairs*
*and they found the exit but outside there were like 60 guys outside with defense*
*kairi hides behind one of the destroyed cars*
*sora hides behind a bush*
*riku jumps and shoots 6 guys*
*kairi throws 2 grenades*
*sora pees in the bush*
*kairi throws 6 grenades*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*30 guys left*
*sora finds something that catches his eye*
*sora gets up behind the bush and says*
sora: EAT HEAT SEEKING MISSLES!!!
*WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WOOOSH WOOOSH WHOOSH*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*2 guys left*
*riku shots the fuel tank of the car, causing the 2 guys to die*
Kairi: HEY YOU BLEW UP OUR RIDE!!
Riku: oops....
* a helicopter appoaches*
Sora: Incoming machine gunners!!
*riku and kairi runs into the bushes*
*BAAMAMAMAMMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM*
*miss miis mmiss miss miss*
Guy: HOW COULD YOU MISS A BUSH!?!!!
GUy w/ mach: oops... I set it on to spread
guy: YOU IDIOT!! *shoots guy w/ mach in the head
*body drops to the ground*
Sora: EAT THIS BUDDY!! HEAT SEEKING MISSLES!!*
*WHOOOOSH* *BAMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Riku: Hey! SOMEONE STOLE MY CAR!!
*WHOOSH* *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM*
Riku: WTF? SORA!!
Sora: oops...
*400 guys surround riku kairi and sora*
Sora: Oh.. My.. God.......
Riku: I agree...
Kairi: I got a plan......
*THROWS 600 GRENADES INTO THE AIR*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Riku: Hey there's a unlocked door on the car..
Sora: And it's only 2 seated...
*rushes to the car*
Riku: I WANNA DRIVE..
*gets in driver's seat*
Sora: I GET IN!!
Kairi: NO I GET IN!!
Sora: ERESAAA!!
Kairi: TAA YOU *beep*!!
Guy: HEY GET AWAY FROM MY CAR!!
*kairi gets into the seat*
*riku starts the car*
Sora: erruh.... *jumps onto the roof of the car*
*drives away*
*Sora stands up on the car*
*BONK!!*
*sora hits a pole*
*KO!!*
Kairi & Riku: -_-.... Embrassing....
Sora: Good Druge Everyone.....
