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[kairi&sora]

LOL that was SO funny!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Riku: I'm sorry that there hasn't been a new KHS over the week. There are two reasons why this is happening. One, Sora's brain defrost is complete, but apprently, one of the doctors ****ed up the operation and accidently stabbed Sora in the arm. Two, KH2R is playing KH2 and is far too busy to make another episode. I am sorry that you were looking forward to-
Namine: Stop talking and go out with me!
Riku: Fine, Namine. Also KH2R would like it if you clicked on one of the links below the sigs. They're pretty funny.
Namine: MOVE IT OR I'LL REARRANGE YOUR MEMORIES!
Riku: Yes ma'm

 

[Zangetsu]

those were good

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts!

Sora: Hello everyone I'm back!
Riku: Today we'll continue our interview!
Kairi: So.. Let's do it!
Roxas: Special News! KH2R beat KH2!

KH2R: So fuggin' easy.

Namine: We feel bad for the Europeans and Australians!
Sora: If you feel bad for them, dial
1-500-IFEELREALLYBADFOREUROSANDAUSTRALIANS-302.
Riku: Today we'll interview... Hollow Bastion!
Kairi: Tonight we have, Leon, Cloud, and Sephiroth.
Roxas: The same old, same old.
Sora: Leon, how is your progress in rebuilding Ra-, Hollow Bastion... is going?
Leon: Well, ever since the **** heartless broke the Bailey, it's been bad.
The Heartless could've warped through the other side.
Sora: Yah, they're stupid black midget slaves.

KH2R: If you're wondering what Radiant Garden is, don't ask. It's a minor
spoiler.

Riku: Cloud, how did it feel to see Sephiroth again?
Cloud: Well... Pretty annoyed. I mean, he follows me everywhere!
Sephiroth: I do not!
Cloud: How come when I entered the Coliseeum, you flew right in front of me? And how about that time where you defeated the Heartless attacking me and talked to me? AND HOW ABOUT THAT TIME THAT SORA DEFEATED YOU!!!!
Sephiroth:......... I wasn't following you! You were following me!
Cloud: Prove it!
Sephiroth: You followed me to the bathroom!!!!.........
Cloud: That's it?
Sephiroth: Think so.
Roxas: Cloud, why do you have bandages on your First Sword?
Do you like bandages?

KH2R: First Sword is what Cloud's Sword is named, if you didn't know.

Cloud: Yes.
Sephiroth: Well you'll love the next thing I'm gonna do! I'm gonna slice you up.
Cloud:... I'll be DEAD.
Sephiroth: Exactly.

Kairi: Sephiroth, do you speak Latin?
Sephiroth: Maybe........
Namine: He does.
Sephiroth: YOU REVEALED MY SECRET!
Namine: So did you.
Sephiroth: Argh, pwn3d.
Namine: Say, Sephiroth, how come Cloud and Sora kicks your butt everytime you appear?
Sephiroth: THE GAME IS RIGGED I TELLS YA!
Namine: Tell me the truth or you'll end up like your Uncle Joe.
Sephiroth: I don't have an Uncle Joe.
Namine: Exactly my point.
Sephiroth: Fine... Cloud and Sora is better than me..
Cloud: FINALLY!!! HE ADMITTED IT!!
Sora: Yep he finally did!
Cloud: Everytime I kill him, he flees, dies, or transforms into something more powerful! Guezz wat Sephi? Safer Sephiroth is weak!
Sephiroth:................ I'm out.
*Sephiroth teleports*
Kairi: So... Cloud, why are you hiding from Tifa? Got a secret crusssh on Aerith?????
*cloud blushes*
Cloud: Y-ye-yes.
Aerith: I KNEW IT!
Tifa:!!!
*Tifa turns and points at Aerith*
Tifa: CLOUD STEALER!
Aerith: BIG BREASTED BASTARD!
Tifa: WHORE!
Aerith: WHOREHOUSE OWNER!

Cloud: They're at it again... Sigh..
Sora: Well, I got alot of fangirls.
Cloud: Me too.
Sora: This is torture.
Cloud: Yep.
Riku: Think you got it easy!
*Riku starts to run a bit and stops*
Fangirls: RIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKU, ROXY, SORRAA, Cloudy!!!! WE WANT YOU!!
*fangirls screams*
Riku: AH!!
Cloud: Yikes.
Sora: Indeed.
Roxas:I think we should run.
*fangirls starts to run at Cloud, Riku, Roxas and Sora*
*Cloud, Riku and Sora starts to run*

KH2R: Coming to a theater near you, Attack of the Savaging Fangirls.

Sora: OH NO!! ROXAS HAS FALLEN INTO THE CROWD OF FANGIRLS!
Roxas: NOooooo!
Cloud: Is he gettin raped?
Riku: I think it's better if don't know.
Sora: Nah, they're just tugging at his arms.

Roxas: I THINK MY ARMS ARE GONNA TEAR OFF!!!!!!!!!

KH2R: Another movie coming to a theater far from you, Roxas is buried..
In the Sea of Fangirls.


Note: No offense, fangirls.
Note#2: Credit Updated, read it.

KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: 5 Kings of Twilight,( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Reports say that Sephiroth is wearing a Hamtaro suit, and randomly
goes to places.

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Namine.

Announcer: KH2R

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Sephiroth (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (1)

Most Person hated: Muffindude and Ansem

Who caused the most horror of the Month: SEPHIROTH (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (1000 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Designer of Logo: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show
________________________________

Rikku (Now living in Besaid, good news for Riku)

Vincent (In jail for mass pwnage)

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( NO JOB AT ALL except he has to hide for the rest of his
life )

Kelfa (now working as a janitor for KHS)

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi (disappeared)

Gogi (disappeared and left a very smelly fart trail)

Muffindude (killing and hunting people for muffins)

Muffindude: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN? *SLASH*

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar
will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[Jax-Oh1]

You FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I havn't even got it yet, but I will tonight...

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

*At the track, in Gym Class where the hosts of our show run on*

Leon: GET THOSE LEGS PUMPING!
Riku: Coach Leon, I'm tired, we've been running for over 2 hours!
Leon: KEEP RUNNING!
Kairi: This is very.. Tiring.
Riku: You said it, I'm dying from dehydration, right Sora?
*no one speaks*
Riku: Sora?
*Riku looks behind, Sora is down on the ground, with his face straight
down on the ground*
Riku: Sora?
*Riku kicks Sora a bit*
Riku: You think he's dead?
Kairi: I don't know.
Riku: If Roxas is related to Sora, then wouldn't he be-
*Riku spots Roxas on the ground, same position as Sora*
Kairi: Yep.
Riku: Look at Namine over there, enjoying her tan.
Namine: Hey Riku!
Riku: You're lucky you got a broken leg.
Namine: Ya, and you're running. Sucker.
Riku: WANT ME TO MAKE A PAIR OF BROKEN LEGS, NAMINE?
Leon: HEY! NO THREATS, RIKU!
Kairi: Coach, Leon, we got 2 men down over there.
Leon: Leave them there.

Tidus: Hey Wakka, so when are you going to Blitzball Practice?
Wakka: In an hour, the cool water should cool me off.
Tidus: Heheh, look at Sora and Roxas.
Wakka: They're worn out, haha.
Tidus: Let's steal their wallets.
*Tidus steals Roxas and Sora's wallets*
Sora & Roxas: MY MUNNY!
*Wakka jumps onto both of their heads*
Tidus: WTF! Only 30 munny?
Wakka: Well we could buy some lemonade.
Tidus: Wakka.. Lemonade costs 40 munny.
Wakka: We could use friends discount.
Tidus: Ya, like a couple of adults would offer friends discount.
Leon: HEY I HEARD THAT! Cloud, come over here.
Cloud: Alright.
*Sephiroth flies pass by and swings at Cloud, Cloud, of course parries
it, and Sephiroth flies away*
Sephiroth:H HEHE HEE HE HEH EHEHEHEH!
Cloud: HE'S GETTIN' ON MY FRIGGIN' NERVES NOW!
Leon: We shouldn't have sold those high sugar lemonade to Sephiroth.

*flashback*
*2 hours and 6 minutes ago*
Cloud: Hey Sephi, want some high sugar lemonade?
Sephiroth: Sure.
*Sephi takes 4 cups of lemonade*
Sephi: OMG.. ME SO HYPER!! HYPER!!
*Sephi goes crazy and starts to Omnislash on the poor kids*
Cloud: Who's bright idea was it to add 200 grams of sugar into lemonade?
Leon: It was too sour for my lips.

*end flashback*

Cloud: Well, it's your fault, so I get to kill you.
*Leon whimpers*

Here are your hosts!

Sora: Today we are interviewing, Halloween Town!
Kairi: Wow I can't believe Gatorade actually worked.
Riku: Wuzzat?
Namine: Our guests are, Jack, Santa, and the 3 Teletubbies.
Shock: It's Shock, Barrel, and Lock!
Roxas: You mean three Halloween Teletubbies!
Lock: That's it you pissed us off! Now DIE!
*jumps onto Roxas and starts to punch him*
Kairi: Well, while Roxas is gettin' pwned.. Jack, one thing, is your
dog gay?
Jack: You mean Zero? Yes.
Kairi: That explains how he died. Must've hooked up with a dog named
Killer, and got devoured.
Jack: All I found was part of his leg.
*Zero whimpers*
Sora: Well boohoo for the gay dog.
Riku: Santa, I thought you didn't exist.
Sora: HE DID EXIST YOU MORON! BUT YOU TOLD ME 8 YEARS AGO THAT HE DIDN'T
EXIST!
Riku: Hmph.
*Shock, Lock and Barrel return to their seats*
Kairi: Well SLB, did anyone tell you that YOU'RE FREAKIN' ANNOYIN'
YOU FUGGIN' SON OF A *beep*!
SLB: No.
Riku: Well they should've. GET THEM!
*Leon, Cloud, Tifa, and Yuffie comes*
Leon: Die!
Cloud: OMNISLASH!
Leon: LIONHEART!
Tifa: I'm gonna sit here and watch.
Yuffie: Me too.
Sora: YOU USELESS GUARDS! WHY DID I EVEN HIRE YOU!
Yuffie: Don't you dare call me useless!
*Yuffie casts a spell that makes Sora a zombie*
Yuffie: HOLY WATER!
Sora: FU*K!
*Holy Water applies to Sora's body*
Sora: SH*T! AHH I'M MELTING!!
Kairi: I thought the curse words were bleeped out, oh great now this is
rated PG-13.
Riku: Alot more than PG-13, more like Sora-42.
Namine: That doesn't make sense.
Riku: Exactly.
Sora: AHHH IT BURNS!!
Jack Sparrow: Now you'll know how I feel.
Yuffie: Sparrow, do you still have that curse?
Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Yuffie: HOLY WATER!
Jack Sparrow: OH ****! IT BURNS!! AH THE **** BURNS!
Riku: ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE RUN!
*no one runs, except for Riku*
Sora: The PAIN!!
Kairi: This seems like fun, Curaga!
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT
FEELS LIKE IF SOMEONE STUCK 3000 KNIFES IN MY BACK!
Kairi: Ouch, that is painful, which is good.
Cloud: Hope he doesn't pop up again.
Sephiroth: HAHAHEHE HE HE HEH A GAHAHAHHA!
*Sephiroth omnislashes Cloud*
Cloud: I hate this..

KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: 5 Kings of Twilight,( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Reports say that Sephiroth is wearing a Hamtaro suit, and randomly
goes to places.

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Namine.

Announcer: KH2R

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Sephiroth (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (1)

Most Person hated: Muffindude and Ansem

Who caused the most horror of the Month: SEPHIROTH (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (1000 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Designer of Logo: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show
________________________________

Rikku (Now living in Besaid, good news for Riku)

Vincent (In jail for mass pwnage)

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( NO JOB AT ALL except he has to hide for the rest of his
life )

Kelfa (now working as a janitor for KHS)

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi (disappeared)

Gogi (disappeared and left a very smelly fart trail)

Muffindude (killing and hunting people for muffins)

Muffindude: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN? *SLASH*

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar
will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[Jax-Oh1]

Was baned, just re-subscribing.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sorry everyone there hasn't been a new KHS for weeks because I just formatted my computer, and ALL my pictures, games, videos, etc. has been erased by accident. So there will be a new KHS as soon as possible.

Just read my comics a bit, or watch Kings of Cocaine (got the idea from Dramatic Hearts, I'm not copying them, I'm copying the IDEA, plus the storyline is alot different.)

my YouTube account http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Wind422
watch Sora's Redemption too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzSIadZXQco <--- pretty good.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

April 30, 2006

*at Sora and Riku's House*

KH2R: I wonder why Sora and Riku are living together... OH.......


Sora:...... Why did KH2R have to kick us out?
Riku: He's probably working on that RPG Maker XP thing.
Kairi: He dumped us out and played on KH2.
Namine:... Off with his head I say!
Roxas: Maybe he'll take us back.
Riku: Sora, have you seen my PS2?
Sora: Uh no.. But we can make one! I'll go get paper and socks!
*runs to his room*

Kairi: Where's Sora going?
Riku: Trying to build a PS2. He's been like this since KH2 came out.
Namine: Oh that explains why there are alot of paper in the recycle bin marked, "FAIL" on it.
Roxas: Where's the Final Fantasy VII Advent Children DVD?

KH2R: I've seen the movie in Japanese, but not in English.. Darn those prices.

Riku: I'm not sure.
Sora: Guys! I made a PS2!
*Sora shows Riku*
Riku:................... Sora...
Sora: Look, here's the on switch.
Namine: Sora..........
Sora: Here's the disc tray too.
Roxas:.......... No comment.
Kairi: Sora... I can't believe it's not a PS2! *sarcism*

KH2R: I tried my best to sneak in that 'I can't believe it's not butter' joke in there.

Riku: You even tried to make your own KH2 disc?
Sora: Uh huh.
Riku: But I look screwed up!

Sora: That's my best drawing I've done so far!
Kairi: I can't believe you won the drawing contest in 2001..
Roxas: And.. Sora it's spelled Kingdom Hearts, not Kigdim Hetz.
Sora: But! I still won the spelling bee contest!
Riku: Yeah, that's because you were 10 and.. you were in 1st Grade.
Sora: Ahh... Good times..

*flashback*

Sora: Hey, Jimmy look what I got.
Jimmy: Cool! You got flour!
Sora: No, it's pot!

*ends*

Namine: Oh yeah, I remember.. Your mom had to hold you back 10 years
of school because you were mentally retarded.
Sora: But I'm in 2nd Grade now! That's good news!
Riku: Sora, I'm in 10th Grade, I'm gonna teach you some math.

*riku grabs Sora's ps2 and paper made kh2 disc, puts Sora in the hallway, and comes back*

Riku: I'm gonna magically burn this.
*Riku uses Dark Firaga*'
*Riku burns the paper ps2*
Riku: Playing with fire is fun.

Smokey the Bear: HEY, DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE!
Riku: Ah, look, the beartard came back.
Smokey: DIE! AXE POWER!
Riku: Dark Shield!

*riku blocks Smokey's axe*
*Riku stabs Smokey*
Riku: Well. That was easy.
Kairi:....
Namine: How did he find you?
Riku: Oh, he followed me.... Alot of people followed me..
*ding dong*
*Roxas answers it*

MacSeller: Hi, I got a Mac computer for a... Mr. Riku.
Riku:... A... MAC?!?!
MacSeller: Yes.
Riku: MAC.... FAILS............. AT LIFE! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT OR YOU SHALL DIE!
MacSeller: But it says here that you ordered a-
*Riku implales him*
Riku: QUICK! GET A SHOVEL!
Roxas: BUT-
Riku: GET THE SHOVEL YOU SORATARD!

*riku carries the seller's body outside*

*roxas runs to the garage*

Kairi: So uh.. Sora is just standing there.
*Sora turns around and waves*
Sora: Hi!

*some explosions and sirens later*

*Kairi walks into Riku's bedroom, while Namine is in the hallway*


Kairi: Uh.. Namine, there's a face of a cop on the window. You don't want to see this, you might puke.
Namine: Great, I was gonna steal Riku's stuff, but, I might as well steal Sora's.
Kairi: If you are on the brink of puking don't go in there!
Namine: OMG!
*pukes*
Kairi: Well.. There's going to be some extra cleaning around here.

*some bloody hours later*
*Riku returns from his, endless battle against 100 cops and Roxas is watching TV on the couch*
Roxas: Hey, look Riku. You're on the most wanted list on the news.
Riku: Well.. Look at Sephiroth's score. It's increasing by the second,
I wonder where is he right now.

*Sephiroth gets teleported into Battle for Middle-Earth II and is on Pelenor Fields with Orcs and Humans*

Sephiroth: Mother look! It looks like I'm gonna have 30 billion kills.

Riku: Well I'm gonna teach Sora really simple math.
Sora: I'm ready Riku!
Riku: Ok..
*Riku opens the vault door and throws his Sora's keyblade in there and locks it*
Riku: Sora, the combination is 2 + 2.
*Sora hits 3*
*BUZZ*
Riku: Sora, add 2 with 2!
*Sora hits 1337*
*BUZZX0R*
Riku: SORA JUST HIT 4!
*Sora hits 5*
*BUZZ*
Riku: HIT 4!! It's right there!
Sora: Ah I hate this.
*Sora gets back his keyblade by summoning it*
Riku: HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Sora: I just did it.
Riku: YOU CHEATED!
Sora: So?

*Kairi runs to Sora and Riku*
Kairi: Guys! I got something to show you!
*Kairi is panting hard*
Sora: What is it?
*Kairi gives Sora the mail*
*With a KH2R seal*
Sora: From KH2R?
*Sora, Riku and Kairi read it*

KH2R: Ok.. This scene is ALOT like the scene in the ending...

Sora: YES KH2R IS REHIRING US!
Riku: Alright!
Kairi: Sweet.
Namine: Let's do our best!
Roxas:..... Hey, Riku I found your PS2.
Riku:!! Let's play KH2!
Sora: No, I get to play it.
Kairi: No. I do.
Namine: I BEAT THE GAME!
Roxas: I BEAT IT EARILER THAN YOU!
Sora: There's only one solution to this.


*Sora gets out dual AK47s and shoots everyone*

Sora: HAHAHAHA! NOW I SHALL RULE KINGDOM HEARTS! MUHAHAHAH!!....... Wait a minute..... OH CRUDFER! KH2 IS INSIDE THE VAULT, AND I DON'T KNOW THE COMBINATION!! Noooooooooo!! I will have to do math to know the combination! SCREW YOU RIKU!!

Riku: Yeah, screw you too.
*Riku implales Sora*

Riku: Hehe... I win.


KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: 5 Kings of Twilight,( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Reports say that Sephiroth is wearing a Hamtaro suit, and randomly
goes to places.

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Namine.

Announcer: KH2R

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Sephiroth (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (1)

Most Person hated: Muffindude and Ansem

Who caused the most horror of the Month: SEPHIROTH (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (1000 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Designer of Logo: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show
________________________________

Rikku (Now living in Besaid, good news for Riku)

Vincent (In jail for mass pwnage)

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( NO JOB AT ALL except he has to hide for the rest of his
life )

Kelfa (now working as a janitor for KHS)

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi (disappeared)

Gogi (disappeared and left a very smelly fart trail)

Muffindude (killing and hunting people for muffins)

Muffindude: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN? *SLASH*

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar
will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

E3 Line for Wii was FREAKIN' HUGE.. GO TO YOUTUBES AND SEARCH FOR Nintendo Wii Line.

 

[Ultimate oblivion]

FRankly 5KoT Screw Wli it's BS and WTF is with the name eh? oh and plz upload another KHS soon! they're reeally funny!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

*at the new house*

Sora: Wow! This is our home?
Riku: Yep.
Sora: Where's the TV?
Riku: In the car.
Sora: So we have to watch the TV in the car?
Riku:.... Hey, Sora. Check out your room.
*sora goes upstairs*
Sora: There's nothing in here! Are you sure this is my room?
*sora comes out*
Sora: Riku?
*a couple of days later*

Kairi: Well, we moved all the furniture in.
Roxas: Did we move Sora's stuff in?
Kairi: I think so.
Sora: This room is more empty than my stomach!
Roxas: Where are the keys, Kairi?

*a couple of months later*

*Riku and Roxas sitting on the couch watching TV*

Newsreporter: An army of moogles have been mass murdering people in our area.
Roxas: I hope the moogles don't mass murder us.
Riku: It's very unlikey. Flying dolls can't kill people.
*that night*
Kairi: Ok, bye!
Riku & Sora: Bye Kairi and Namine!
Sora: Ok, while they're going to Florida, we invite people to our chips and dip party!
Riku: Yeah. Let's go to sleep so we can plan for the party.
*in roxas' bedroom*
Roxas: Hmm.. I wonder should I play on my PSP...
*a knock on Roxas' window*
Roxas: WUZZAT?!
*another knock*
Roxas: ZOMG! IT'S THE BOOGIEMAN!
*window breaks and 3 moogles fly in*
Roxas: Whew, aww.. aren't they cute!
*riku comes in*
Riku: Wha, why do you have moogles in your room?
Roxas: They flew in here.
Moogle: Kupo! DIE!!!!!!!!!
*thousands of moogles fly in*
Roxas: Noooo!
*roxas gets kidnapped*
Riku: Holy Crapnuts!
*in the bathroom, where sora is brushing his teeth*
Sora: Yay, blood came out!
*a knock on the door*
*sora goes to the door and opens it*
Sora: Hi, Riku.
*Riku tries to speak but the army of moogles kidnaps him*
Moogle: KUPO KUPO! DIE!!
Sora: Bye, Riku.
*sora closes the door*
Sora: Hehe, now to shed more blood from my gums!
*another knock on the door*
*sora opens it*
Moogle: KILL!!!!!!
*kidnaps sora*
Sora: OMG! I'm being kidnapped by toys! HELP SUPERMAN!
*Sora drives into Final Form*

KH2R: Just to let you know how Sora drived without Donald and Goofy. He used a gameshark. -_-

Sora: DIE YOU... flying toys.
Moogle: KUPO!

*at the airport, with everyone dead*
Kairi: What's up with the dead bodies?
Namine: I don't know.
*sephiroth jumps down from the ceiling with sword in hand, a matrix scene follows, and kairi jumps out of the way*
Sephiroth: I missed? Impossible! I impaled Aerith with this move! You must be Wonderwoman!
Kairi: Wonderwoman? Yeah, right. You see... Aerith wasn't expecting you to impale her, and she was praying.
So if he tried to get up, she'd already be dead. But-
Sephiroth: Shut up, already. Now I shall kill you! Like I did with everyone!
Namine: Kairi use the force!
Kairi: THIS IS NOT STAR WARS, NAMINE!
Namine: Oh really? What's up with the weapons that look like lightsabers that Xenmas have? What's up with
the gummi ships? And what's up with the person who played Count Dooku in Stars Wars voicing Xenmas?
Sephiroth: Shut up, blonde. Now, die Kairi!
Kairi: Fangirls! ATTACK!
*fangirls rush to attack Sephiroth, Sephiroth gets into his Hamtaro suit and runs*

*now at the house full of dead moogles*
Sora: Wow, this battle is alot easier than the 1000 Heartless battle.
Nomura: Easy? The battle is hard! Why you say easy?
Sora: Have you even played Kingdom Hearts II?
Nomura: No.
Sora: Then shut up and go back to your Final Fantasy XIII project.
Nomura: Fine.
*sora reverts*
Sora: Darn it, I need more drive gauges. Where's a drive recovery when you need one?...
*sora looks in the strategy guide*
Sora: What?! I have to synthesis it?! Noooo! I have to call Nationwide now!

*after some mass murdering and searching in every house in the world,( yes bathrooms too,) sora finds the moogle's hideout*

Sora: Alright, give me back my friends, Montblanc!
Montblanc: Never, kupo!
Sora: Alright, I get to whack you with this gigantic key! Time for ownage form!
*sora drives into valor form.......... but sadly.......... he turns into anti form*
Anti Form Sora: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Curse you Nomura!
Nomura: Haha, you suck. Good luck with moogle.

Montblanc: Ultima!
Sora: Uh oh.......... >_<

To be continued....

KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: 5 Kings of Twilight,( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Reports say that Sephiroth is wearing a Hamtaro suit, and randomly
goes to places.

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Namine.

Announcer: KH2R

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Sephiroth (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (1)

Most Person hated: Muffindude and Ansem

Who caused the most horror of the Month: SEPHIROTH (3,000,000,000 KILLS)

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (1000 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Designer of Logo: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show
________________________________

Rikku (Now living in Besaid, good news for Riku)

Vincent (In jail for mass pwnage)

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( NO JOB AT ALL except he has to hide for the rest of his
life )

Kelfa (now working as a janitor for KHS)

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi (disappeared)

Gogi (disappeared and left a very smelly fart trail)

Muffindude (killing and hunting people for muffins)

Muffindude: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN? *SLASH*

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar
will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[sh im playin kh2]

O MY GOD YOUR BACK!

(ive been a fan for a while, but i thought you gave up so i never posted...sry)
DONT HURT ME!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

O MY GOD YOUR BACK!

(ive been a fan for a while, but i thought you gave up so i never posted...sry)
DONT HURT ME!

I don't have enough time to create a KHS, that's why I looked like I gave up.

 

[Ultimate oblivion]

by "not enough time to create another KHS" u mean school and stuff like that right? yea i no that skool can seem kinda hard but it'll get easier trust me!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Last time on KHS.

Montblanc: Ultima!
Sora: Uh oh........ >_<
*sputter!*
Sora: Sputter?
Montblanc: Who the hell forgot to bring me 3 turbo ethers?
Mog: Kupo!
Montblanc: Mog! Kill Sora or I'll kill you myself!
*sora does the anti form dash*
Montblanc: Gah! Boogieman!
*montblanc smacks sora in the teeth*
Sora: Gah! I lost a tooth.
*mog impales sora's face with blitz*
Sora: Take this, yellow pom pom moogle!
*sora does a 50-hit combo on mog*
Mog: Kupo! @_@
Montblanc: Don't move or I'll blow all your 32 teeth into your brain with Fire-7.
Sora: 31.
Montblanc: Oh yeah.. You..
Sora: Yeah.. It was my sweet tooth too. I'll give you 10 munny if you let go Riku- HAH, Trinity Limit!
*sora unleashes a barrage of powerful swings, and impales Montblanc*
Montblanc: I still... have... my......... back up.
Eiko: NO! MOG! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU? SORA!
Sora: Eep.
Eiko: Fenrir!
Sora: Uh...
*a giant earth hand comes out of the ground and smashes sora into the sky*
Sora: Ahhhhh!
*ding!*
Riku: Uh... Roxas.. was that Sora?
Roxas: Hmm.. Let's see.. Black clothes.
*THUNDER*
Roxas: Wet Spikey hair..
Sora: AHHHHHHHH!
Roxas: Kinda screams like Link.
*sora is falling straight into Riku and Roxas' tree where they are tied up*
Riku: Blue eyes and a giant key? Yep that's-
*BOOM*

*a few hours later in the hospital*
Riku: Uh, Roxas, I don't think you should see Sora right now.
Roxas: Why? The doctors said he's back to norm-
Sora: LET ME HAVE MY KEYBLADE BACK!
Nurse Aerith: But a giant metallic key disrupts the x-ray!
Sora: Let...... me....... have....... my........ key....blade........... back!
Nurse Aerith: But-
Sora: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: Yeah......... back to normal....
Roxas: ... I think it will be better to leave him in the insane asylum.
Riku: I tried. The people ejected them because his insane meter was off the charts.
Roxas: What was.. off the charts?
Riku: World Record Insane.
Roxas: Wow.. And I'm his nobody.

Sora: I wanna watch Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.3!
Dr. Sephiroth: I'm sorry but we don't have internet.
Sora: Hey Sephiroth, why are you working at a hospital?
Sephiroth: Well.. it appears that Aerith didn't d-.. never mind.
Sora: Ah. Planning to kill Aerith eh?
Sephiroth: Si!
Sora: Hey Sephiroth, wanna kill people?
Sephiroth: Yeah. Dr. Cloud pisses me off.
Dr. Cloud: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, RUFUS?!
Rufus: COME AND SOME OF THIS JERKBUTT!

*a few days later*






KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: 5 Kings of Twilight,( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Reports say that Sephiroth is wearing a Hamtaro suit, and randomly
goes to places.
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Namine.
Announcer: KH2R
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Sephiroth (3,000,000,000 KILLS)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (1)
Most Person hated: Muffindude and Ansem
Who caused the most horror of the Month: SEPHIROTH (3,000,000,000 KILLS)
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (1000 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Designer of Logo: KH2Researcher
Main People in the show
_______________________________
Rikku (Now living in Besaid, good news for Riku)
Vincent (In jail for mass pwnage)
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( NO JOB AT ALL except he has to hide for the rest of his
life )
Kelfa (now working as a janitor for KHS)
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi (disappeared)
Gogi (disappeared and left a very smelly fart trail)
Muffindude (killing and hunting people for muffins)
Muffindude: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN? *SLASH*
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar
will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[Jax-Oh1]

Glad you're back.... I missed the funny

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sora: "If you haven't recieved a KH2 copy and beaten it yet. Don't read on!"
Riku: "You'll get shot by Vincent and if he misses he'll go berserk on your ugly gluteus maximus." ( butt muscle )

*In his coma*
Sora: "What happened?"
Vincent: "I shot you."
Namine: "Sora, you missed an important part of info."
Sora: "What is it? Did Kairi's breasts grow bigger?"
Kairi: "No, and in a few minutes I'll snap your perverted spine like a twig."
Riku: "Well, KH3 has been officially annouced..."
Sora: "About time."
Riku: "And... KH2 FM is also confirmed, along with 3D CoM
and you'll see part of a knight's face which was in the secret ending."
*Sora stares at Riku for an awfully long time*
Sora: "Riku... You picked... an... AWFULLY FANTASTIC TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kairi: "Now to snap your neck."

*SNAP*

Riku: "Good news is he'll awake by the time KH2 FM comes out."
Roxas: "What's the bad news?"
Riku: "He didn't change his underwear for 6 months."
Roxas: "Oh boy.. We're gonna have a mess by the time he wakes up."
Xemnas: "Like OH MY GAWD! I'M RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!! LOLOLOL!"
*trip*
Xigbar: "GAH! MEH EYEZ!"

Kairi: "Is that an eye falling out!?"
Riku: "Yeep."

Xemnas: "I just like, stabbed you in the eye with safety scissors, LOLOLOLOL!"

Roxas: "Let's get out before Axel returns and burns everyone for no reason."
Riku: "Agreed."

[At Halloween Town... 5 days ago. Just Riku and Roxas..]

Riku: "Man, it's halloween already?"
Roxas: "I don't like halloween.."

Riku: "Oh... My... GAWD! ASIAN ZOMBIES!"
Roxas: "Are you racist? Zombies aren't asian."
Riku: "How about zombies that were reanimated from Asia?"
Roxas: "Oh I see."

Asian Zombies: "Barains!"

Axel: "LOL FIER!"
[Burns the zombies and disappears.]

Riku: "Fier? What's that?"
Roxas: "It's fire!"
Riku: "I know it's fire, but what's fier?!"
Roxas: "A misspelling of fire!"
Riku: "Wait... Why do they call it fire.. Isn't it pronouced, FI-ER?"
Roxas: "I don't know! The English language is stranger than Asian Zombies!"

[THIS VIDEO IS CORRUPTED]

KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: 5 Kings of Twilight,( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Reports say that Sephiroth is wearing a Hamtaro suit, and randomly
goes to places.
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Namine.
Announcer: KH2R
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Sephiroth (3,000,000,000 KILLS)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (1)
Most Person hated: Muffindude and Ansem
Who caused the most horror of the Month: SEPHIROTH (3,000,000,000 KILLS)
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (1000 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Designer of Logo: KH2Researcher
Main People in the show
_______________________________
Rikku (Now living in Besaid, good news for Riku)
Vincent (In jail for mass pwnage)
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( NO JOB AT ALL except he has to hide for the rest of his
life )
Kelfa (now working as a janitor for KHS)
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi (disappeared)
Gogi (disappeared and left a very smelly fart trail)
Muffindude (killing and hunting people for muffins)
Muffindude: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN? *SLASH*
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar
will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[kh2_is_god]

I love these! I am so glad that your back!!!

 

[Ultimate oblivion]

Great stuff 5KoT, great stuff