sora is so dumb that i bet he can suicide himself in 101 ways.
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Funny!
Is Anyone Going To Say Something??
Can Some One Freaking Say Something??
I'm still waiting for the 5KoT, paitently. *begins to twicth*
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Here are your hosts!
Sora: Hey everyone! I'm finally out of the hospital!
Riku: Yea... We missed you... *eyes kairi*
*Kairi talks in eye language*
Kairi: Let's kill Sora in the end.
Riku: Alright.
*Sora turns around*
Sora: Why are you guys twiching your eyes?
Riku: Uh, I have an itchy eye.
Kairi: Me too.
*Kairi blinks three times*
Kairi: With a chainsaw?
Riku: Yes.
Sora: Today our guests are, Duck, Duck, Goose!
Donald: My name is Donald Duck **** it.
Auron: I am not a duck, I'm Auron. I'll kick your *** if you call me a duck again.
Sephiroth: Call me a goose again, and I'll... err... crap.. I will have to steal a sentence if
I continue.
BHK: We all know that my name is Roxas, but... Donald what are you going to do during
thanksgiving?
Donald: Eat turkey?
BHK: Now why would you eat one your relatives?
Donald: What relatives? The turkeys are aliens, trying to dress like us ducks. But since they are so stupid they couldn't copy it right, and what about their gobbles? That's exactly what a duck alien would sound like when it's muffled!
BHK: Should you barricade your house?
Donald: Why should I?
BHK: Because people are going to get free duck meat, instead of free turkey meat.
Donald: Hmm, that's not a bad idea..
BHK: Ok your first test. Run like a turkey.
Donald: What?
*BHK gets out a rifle*
Donald: Oh crap!
*BHK shoots and miss*
*Donald runs like hell*
*Donald does his gay duck yell*
BHK: Shhhh... Be very very quiet, I'm hunting ducks.
*BHK goes off to kill Donald*
Kairi: Auron, do you like fangirls? (Please say yes, please say yes!!)
Auron: No.
Kairi: X(
Kairi: Do you like me?
Auron: No.
Kairi:.............................................. My chest hurts.
Sora: Oh ya, that's your heart splitting.
Kairi: Excuse me Riku.
*kairi runs off backstage*
Sora: We'll be right back after we take a piss!
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*at the boys bathroom*
*sora and riku are peeing in the urinals*
Riku: Hey look! It's a weiner, only it's smaller!
Sora:
...*2 mins later*
Sora: Ok we're back!!
Riku: Sephiroth.. Do you mind if we put you in jail?
Sephiroth: Yes.
Riku: Do you want to be in jail?
Sephiroth: No.
Riku: Does your mom know you're gay?
Sephiroth: Yes, my mom knows you're gay.
Riku: D'oh.. Owned.. =(
Sora: Ok that's all we have left people! Goo-
*Riku kills Sora with a chainsaw*
Riku: Haahaha!
Sephiroth: You just killed SORA!!...... Can I kill too?
Riku: Sure!
*SLICE SLASH*
*Kairi comes back*
Kairi: Leave some for me!
*CHAINSAW!!!*
BHK: I want headshot!
*bhk aims and shoots*
BHK: We'll be having roasted duck tonight!
Donald: Need... Elixir!
Goofy: Screw you donald, you hate me. So I drank it.
Donald: Oh screw you.
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
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Kingdom Hearts Show News
Rumor goes down the drain
Sora asked KH2R near the sink this morning if there ever will be a new host.
KH2R turned around and said, "No." Well it seems we aren't going to get a new host.
Heaven comes close!
KH2R has Spring Break now, it will only last for 1 week. Which means, if he
goes back to school, KH2 will be only a week away. It's almost time for KH2!!
Meanwhile, if KH2R is playing KH2. Less KHS shows will be created.
Rumor goes down the drain
Sora asked KH2R near the sink this morning if there ever will be a new host.
KH2R turned around and said, "No." Well it seems we aren't going to get a new host.
Heaven comes close!
KH2R has Spring Break now, it will only last for 1 week. Which means, if he
goes back to school, KH2 will be only a week away. It's almost time for KH2!!
Meanwhile, if KH2R is playing KH2. Less KHS shows will be created.
I like the shows, but y does Sora get dissed so much. I think it was funnier when Sora and Riku were the only hosts Sora wasn't so dumb.
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Today we join the hosts of KHS at Six Flags Fiesta Texas, where KH2R went today.
Fiesta Texas is an amusement park if you didn't know. The events here
is similiar what KH2R had rode on. Now we-
*SMACK*
Riku: JUST START IT!
KH2R: Fine.
*Sora goes in Six Flags*
Sora: This place is bigger than.. umm
Riku: Our studios?
Roxas: Oh look slushies!
Kairi: How much are they worth?
Sora: Uh I don't know.
Riku: That's a big group.
Kairi: Our choice is to, waste valueable minutes getting a freaking
slushie, or we go on that Boomerang roller coaster ride.
Riku: Ever been on a roller coaster, Sora?
Sora: No. But I guess it doesn't look too scary.
Kairi: We should go to the restrooms before we get on, you could wet
yourself.
Sora: Alright.
Roxas: I'll think I will wait the entrance.
Riku: What, are you scared of roller coasters?
Roxas: No.
Riku: Can't go without your mommy?
Roxas: No.
Riku: Can't-
Roxas: I SCREAM REALLY LOUD ALRIGHT?!
Riku: ......
*1 Hour of waiting later*
Kairi: Finally we're here.
*Sora, Riku and Kairi gets in*
Sephiroth: Ok now sit back, hang onto the-
Sora: Sephiroth? You work here?
Sephiroth: Shut up, kid.
Sora: Oh don't be mad because I just whopped you yesterday in
Kingdom Hearts.
Sephiroth: Have you ever rode a roller coaster before?
Sora: No.
Sephiroth: Oh then, I wish you piss in your pants.
Sora: What?
*Roller Coaster starts to go up*
Riku: Scared Sora?
Sora: Sorta.
*Goes even higher*
Sora: Ok I'm scared. My feet aren't touching anything. Heheh...
Riku: Sora?
Sora: What?
Riku: Better not piss in your pants now!
*Roller coaster goes down really fast*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
Riku: This is boring.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kairi: This isn't scary at all.
Riku: Hehe, Sora is so scared he stopped screaming.
Kairi: Sora?
Riku: Oh crap.. He let go of the handle.
Sora: Help.
*roller coaster starts go up*
Riku: Oh he's gonna die for sure. Kairi do you know what a
boomerang does when it flies really far?
*Roller coaster slides down really fast*
Kairi: IT COMES BACK!!
Sora: Oh great, and I just came back from the hospital.
Riku: SORA LET GO!
Sora: WHY?
Riku: LET GO OR YOU'LL GET YOUR HANDS CHOPPED OFF!
Sora: Fine.
*Sora lets go*
Riku: Woo look at Sora go.
*THUD*
Kairi: I don't think he's moving.
*Roller Coaster turns and goes upside down*
Riku: He looks like he's smiling from here.
Kairi: Whee.
*Roller Coaster goes back down to the station*
Kairi: That was a waste of time. The higher ones are much funner.
Riku: Let's check on Sora. Letting go and hitting his head on a metal
fence and goes thud on the ground on his face shouldn't kill him.
*Kairi and Riku looks over Sora's body*
KH2R: P.S. I did not fall off the roller coaster, but I was scared of it.
Kairi: Uh oh..
Riku: Does he still wear diapers?
Kairi: Nope.
Riku: Aw crap. Good thing he wet himself in his old clothes.
Kairi: Looks like we got to get his Drive suit out.
*Kairi hands over her other purse*
Riku: Whoa, not me! Do you know how many straps there are on his
suit?
Kairi: Over 7. But you are a boy.
Riku: But I am not gay.
Kairi: But you are gay.
Riku: Let Roxas do it.
Kairi: He's good at changing people. He helped Sora get into his Drive
Suit less than 3 minutes.
Riku: The fairies that gave him the suit took only 3 seconds.
*1 hour later of changing and morphine shots*
Sora: Oooh look let's get a giant turkey leg!
Kairi: Sure, it doesn't look that big.
*gets 4 turkey legs and 4 cups of coke*
Riku: Holy..
Kairi: Mother...
Roxas: Of...
Sora: Fubbyboos.
*everyone stares at Sora*
Sora: What? Get your own turkey leg.
Riku: We did.
Sora: Shut up.
Kairi: You still believe in Fubbyboos?
Sora: Yes.
*half an hour of too much eating and coke*
Kairi: I can't finish the turkey leg..
Riku: Me too.
Roxas: Me three.
Sora: I finished all 4!
Riku: You must have a stomach of steel.
Sora: Nope. It's a stomach of guts.
Kairi: Eww.
KH2R: No one actally finished the turkey leg.
Riku: Oh look Sora, it looks like you.
*Riku holds up a giant Peter doll*
Peter Doll: I am Peter. Hehehehehheheh, I am fat and lazy, and gay!
Kairi: Oh look a Bart Doll.
Bart Doll: Eat my shorts!
Roxas: I love this Stewie Doll.
Stewie Doll: What are you looking at, foul woman?
Sora: I think I'm too young to play dolls.
Roxas: You mean too old.
Sora: No. Too young. I'm not old.
KH2R: I never actally got one of the dolls. They really never said
anything. All I got was a freakin basketball.
Kairi: Let's go on the waterride!
Sora: And get my pants wet? Never.
Kairi: But Sora getting wet is the fun thing about this!
Riku: Looks like we have to wait for 50 minutes.
Sora: Hehe Bugs Bunny is on TV.
*50 minutes later*
Kairi: Finally. Let's get into the plastic log ship.
Sora: Yay!
Riku: Sora, did you read the sign while we were coming in?
Sora: No.
Riku: It said, "You will get wet on this ride."
Sora: Oh no.
*couple of fun turns later*
Sora: Oh no. Oh no...
Riku: Prepare to duck Sora!
Sora: EEEkk!
*the ship goes down like a roller coaster*
*smashes into the water, and Sora gets a bucketload of water on his face*
Sora: Ouch.
Riku: Hehe Sora, you're the only one that got soaked bad.
*Leon shouts from above*
Leon: HEY LOOK A SNAKE!! WATCH OUT!
*everyone looks to their left as they get sprayed by water to the right*
Leon: Hahaha! Fooled you!
Sora: I hate you!
Riku: Calm down Sora.
KH2R: I actally hated the fountain thing that sprayed at me, two times
in a row it did.
*1 hour later*
Sora: Finally we get the ride with strong currents!
Kairi: Let's get in.
*everyone sits in, then Sephiroth, Cloud, and Leon comes in and sits down*
Sora: Oh seat belts! Awesome!
Sephiroth: Shut up you dumbwitted perverted kid!
*the ride starts to go out to the river*
Sora: Hehehe I love strong currents.
Riku: Incoming!!
*some people presses a button that releases some water on the ride for 25cents*
Sora: HOLY CRAP! I'm soaked!
Yuffie: HAHAH PWNED!
Kairi: Didn't see that coming.
*ride rams into a rock*
*BAM*
Sora: Oh.. My butt.
*ride ends and everyone gets out. A few hours past by and Sora and the
others start to leave*
Roxas: Great day.
Sora: Whatever happened to my old clothes?
Kairi: OH! Umm.. It fell in the... ATM... Machine.....
Sora: There isn't an ATM machine!
Roxas: Yes there is see its right ther-
*WHAMO w/ a punch in the cheek by Kairi*
Sora: Whatcha do that for?
Kairi: There was a fly on it and I tried to kill it.
*everyone gets back in their car and prepares for a 4 hour drive back to
KHS*
KH2R: Well it was 2 hours and some minutes for me actally.
Kairi: Time to go back to the gummi ship airport.
Sora: Yeah.
*6 hours later*
*Sora and others arrive at the KHS HQ*
KH2R: Good news Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Roxas. You have a new host!
Sora: =O
Riku: =O
Kairi: =O
Roxas: =O
Sora: I thought you weren't getting a new host!
KH2R: I lied. Come out.
???: Hello.
Sora: Namine!!
KH2R: Dun dun dun..................... Prepare for new logo.
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
1: I went to Six Flags Fiesta Texas when I was there seeing family. I got a Brain doll....
2: NAMINE!? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
2: NAMINE!? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
kewl kewl
much better, though sora did get dissed a little, but a lot better. ROCK ON!
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Kingdom Hearts Show Newsflash!
Beginning of the new KHS today:
*Tries to open an index card thing*
KH2R: DARN PLASTIC WRAP! WHY WON'T YOU! OPEN!!!
*rip*
KH2R: Yay!
KH2R: WTF? I can't post my logo? Noooo!
Newsreporter: It seems that it will be a few hours before KH2R can post a new KHS.
KH2R: It sucks.
KH2R: By the way does anyone have a Namine Render?
Beginning of the new KHS today:
*Tries to open an index card thing*
KH2R: DARN PLASTIC WRAP! WHY WON'T YOU! OPEN!!!
*rip*
KH2R: Yay!
KH2R: WTF? I can't post my logo? Noooo!
Newsreporter: It seems that it will be a few hours before KH2R can post a new KHS.
KH2R: It sucks.
KH2R: By the way does anyone have a Namine Render?
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Here are your hosts! And let's welcome our new host, Namine!
Sora: Well Hello everyone!
Riku: For the next episodes of KHS, we'll be interviewing all of the worlds in KH2, except the last world!
Sora: First we'll interview Twilight Town!
Roxas: And our guests are, DiZ, Axel, and Seifer!
Kairi: DiZ, why is the Z in your name capitalized?
DiZ: Don't ask me, maybe SE was high and made a noticeable typo.
Riku: I think it looks better without the captialized Z.
Diz: Yeah, I think it does.
Namine: We have one more question, why do you look so creepy in that render?
Picture of Diz
Diz: I have to confess.
Namine: What is it?
Diz: I can't smile. I can only grin.
Sora: Isn't that the same?
Diz: No. Grinning is a sign of secret evil. Smiling is a sign of gayness.
Sora: If it's a sign of gayness, why are you smiling?
Diz: I mean it's a sign of happiness.
Riku: Why-
Diz: Shut up before I stab you to death.
Namine: Ok.. Axel.. Do you dye your hair for acting?
Axel: Yes. I'm actally a black head.
Sora: So your brother must be-
Axel: The dye will wear off in two days.
Sora: So your b-
Axel: No my brother is not Xaldin.
Sora: Oh..
Riku: HOW THE **** DO YOU WIELD YOUR WIND AND FIRE WHEELS?!
Axel: You just hold them in the center.
Riku: YEAH I KNOW THAT HOW DO YOU.. nevermind.
Axel: It does look cool. But.. I don't like the wheels. Not my style. I'm more
like a *** kicking guy.
Kairi: Ok.. Now Seifer, why did Nomura redesign you into a boy who looks like a beach boy?
Seifer: Well, if he kept the suit in FF8, it would've been too long.
Sora: Where's your Hyperion sword anyway?
Seifer: I lost it.
Sora: WHAT?
Seifer: I lost it.
Sora: You said you would give it to me! After your acting with FF8!
Seifer: I lied.
Sora: YOU @!%#@!!!
Sora: I'm GONNA KILL YOU!
Seifer: With a oversized key?
Sora: No. I'm gonna kill you with a.. yah.. oversized key.
Seifer: What are you gonna do? Whack me to death?
Sora: Yes.
Seifer: Too bad, I got 200% protection from crush damage, and your keyblade
is a crush weapon.
Riku: What is this? Icewind Dale? It's KINGDOM HEARTS ****MIT!
Riku: I'll just kill you with my Souleater so I don't have to see Sora trying to kill you
stupidly.
Seifer: What's a Souleater?
Riku: THIS, BASTARD!
*Riku gets out his sword and kills Seifer.*
Riku: You should've casted Protect. Or you would have 25 hp left!
Sora: I could've killed him!
Riku: No you couldn't whacking him with a key will only leave marks on him.
Sora: Oh ya? well you're stupid!
Riku: You're holding a key, so that makes you gay.
Sora: Well.. You're... umm.. if you wield a... ke-..y.. you're smart!
Riku: Well too bad that's a keyBLADE.
Sora: It's a key isn't it?
Riku: ... yea, but you're still gay.
Sora: Aww.
*Riku and Sora continues to argue*
Namine: I think we should leave..
Roxas: Why it's getting intresting.
Riku: DRUGGED UP BOY!
Sora: Retarded gray head!
Roxas:What? It is.
Namine: Let's go Kairi.
Kairi: I agree.
*Leaves the building*
Kairi: Boys..
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
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Here are your hosts!
Sora: Sorry everyone for the long wait! KH2R was too lazy to do it.
Riku: Today we'll be interviewing, Hillow Bustion!
Kairi: Is that how you spell it?
Riku: Ya. I think so.
KH2R: They did spell it wrong, it's suppose to be Hollow Bastion. Screw
them all!
Roxas: Tonight we have, 5 guests!
Sora: Sephiroth, Cloud, Leon,
Namine: Aerith, and Yuffie!
Sora: Sephiroth, ready to fight Cloud on March 28?
Sephiroth: Well ya. What did you expect?
Cloud: I'll win. I always win.
Sephiroth:.....
Cloud: Oh ya, remember the time I kicked your *** in 2 forms?
Sephiroth:....
Cloud: You're too easy to kill.
Sephiroth: Shut up before I stick a sword down your throat.
Namine: Cloud, how do you plan to dual wield if your sword is bandaged up?
Cloud: Well... Umm.. I didn't think of that. I'm not a good knot untier.
Namine: Don't you think the bandages will break if Sephrioth's sword
meets up with your sword?
Cloud:.... I think the bandages were made from Chocobo Feathers.
Namine: What's your role in the game?
Cloud: You'll find out when you play the game.
Namine: I SAID WHAT'S YOUR ROLE!!
Cloud:... Just a resident of Hollow Bastion, I think. I don't remember my
acting.
KH2R: Actually, Cloud does remember his acting, he just wants to avoid
spoiling the game.
Sora: Leon, is that a new coat?
Leon: Ya.
Sora: Is that a new sword?
Leon: No.
Sora: Are those ne-
Leon: NO!
Sora: Ok, then don't ask me to come to your house to do your landury.
Leon: They're clean.
Sora: No their not! look at the black stains!
Leon:... That's the pant's color.
KH2R: Ok, what's next? An idiotic Roxas?
Riku: Yuffie, why is my cousin, Rikku, a fairie?
Yuffie: What's wrong with you people! WE ARE NOT SQUARE!!
Riku: Ya, but you're an actor.
Sora: Actually she's a real ninja.
Riku: She is? Huh, that explains it.
Roxas: Aerith, is the clothing you're wearing from Before Crisis?
Aerith: I think so. Before Crisis isn't out in America yet. My
twin, Aeris, is Japanese and is not good at speaking English.
So I try to ask her what happens in Before Crisis, and she's like,
'Rufus, Shinra... son.'
Roxas: Ok..... This is boring. Let's kill something.
Sora: Alright!
Riku: Has anyone seen my rail gun?
Kairi: Nope.
Namine: I got grenades here. Anyone want a grenade?
Sora: Sure throw it here!
*Namine throws a grenade and it blows up Sora*
Riku: Namine why did you take off the ring!
Namine: I'm sorry! I get used to removing the ring when I throw the
grenade!
Riku: Phoenix Down!
100/110 HP recover
Sora: Ow, my head. Hey did you know lemonade does not cost 25 cents?
Starbursts aren't really stars. They're candy. Why do people park
in a driveway, but you drive in a parkway? I got so many questions,
that I don't even know where to start!
*kairi is reading a book, and flips some pages*
Kairi: You're right, lemonade does not cost 25 cents. It actually costs
1 dollar. Like every other soda.
Roxas: Can we start with the killing? I'm bored.
Riku: Sure thing let's go to the backstage.
*the hosts of KHS goes to the backstage*
*crowd is expecting someone with a gun shooting at them*
*waits an hour, still no one comes out*
*In the Computer Room*
*Sora and the other are playing Oblivion on the PC*
Sora: Awesome this game rocks!
Namine: Graphics are awesome.
Kairi: Haha I just killed 10 skeletons.
Roxas: Nooo I died!
Riku: I'm thristy.
KH2R:... Wish I knew more about Oblivion.
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
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Riku: Today we aren't hosting a KHS we are invited to the premiere party of KH2!!
KH2R: I doubt there is one right now.
Sora: Tomorrow is a special day!!
Kairi: If you didn't notice, KH2R made an AMV about KH2. He'll post the link
here later, and in the graphics forum.
Riku: KH2R rushed it in time before midnight. So the ending is a bit crappy.
Namine: Ya it's not very good. But it's good enough..
KH2R: I missed 10 minutes of precious AMV making time, I lost the 10 minutes from
the errors I encountered in Windows Movie Maker. Then I figured out that the problem is.. That if I look at the Passion music, it will encounter an error. And I try really hard not to. And I survived.
Sora: Ok we're just outside the premiere party.
Riku: Let's go in!
*Sora and Riku enter the premiere party*
KH2R: The problem is that I don't know how a premiere party feels like or looks like.
Namine: Hey look there's Nomura.
Sora: Do you think he's one of the english Nomuras?
Riku: Maybe.. Let's find out.
*Sora and Riku walks over to Nomura*
Sora: Hey Nomura.
Nomura: *speaks japanese*
Sora: Ok.. He's not.
Riku: What's he doing at an ENGLISH premiere party?
Sora: Well duh he did create KH.
Riku: Wasn't that Yochici or something created KH?
Sora: No. He came up with the idea.
Riku: I don't even know why I'm talking to you.
Sora: Well you're talking to me because you asked if Yochici created KH.
Riku:.......... <_< Don't play smart, Sora.
Roxas: Hey Riku!
Riku: What?
Roxas: They got free punch here!
Riku: So? Aren't all party's punch free?
Roxas: I guess so.
Sora: Did someone spike the punch yet?
Roxas: No.
Riku: C'mon Roxas, let's go own some n00bs on Counter Strike.
Roxas: That sounds good. Wait... They have computers here?
Riku: No I brought two laptops with me.
*Sora does the evil grinning face*
*Sora takes out a small bottle of wine and spikes the punch*
Sora: I wonder how winepunch tastes like.
*Sora takes a cup of winepunch and sips it*
*sora stares blinkly for a few seconds and his face starts to turn purple*
Sora:
That's nasty...*Nomura walks to the punch*
Sora: Uh oh.
*Sora runs to Nomura*
*Nomura takes a cup *
Sora: Nooooooooooooooooooo!! (in slow motion)
*someone puts a foot out for some freakin' reason, spoiling the joke*
*Sora trips over the foot and does, a cannon ball move? And lies splat on Nomura*
*The ice cream flies up into the air, with evil little midgety cups*
Sora: Noooooooooooooooooooo! (not in slow motion)
*splat*
*dead silence with everyone looking at Sora and Nomura by the overthrown table*
Kairi: Haha Ice cream head!
Sora: What?
Kairi: Sora stop acting like a moron and take the ice cream off your head.
Sora: AHHH THE COLD DEILCOUSNESS IS FREEZZING MY BRAIN!!!
KH2R: Freezing has two Zs? What am I? High?
Roxas: Shouldn't we help Sora?
Riku: Nah he's okay.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Sora runs and tries to get the Ice cream bucket off in the background, screaming*
Riku: He's always like this when he flips over my ice cream.
Sora: AHHHHH!
Riku: Let's move behind the table so he doesn't step on my laptop.
Sora: AHH!!
*Sora runs into a wall and faints*
Roxas: Well what's the # for 911 everyone?
Crowd: 911!!!!
Roxas: Ok..
*Roxas dials on his KH cell phone with a dearly beloved ringtone*
KH2R: Wish I had that kind of cell phone. If I had a cell phone. <_<
Roxas: Uh.. Can you send two men with ice cream remover tools? Uh.. ok.. thanks. bye... No you hang up! No you. No you hang up! No you..
*Riku smacks Roxas on the head and steals his cell phone*
Riku: I'm sorry my friend is being such an as-, no you hang up, no- what am I doing?
*Riku hangs up*
Riku: The world would be a better place if Sora wasn't born.
Roxas: If Sora wasn't born, his mom would still have her virginity.
Riku:............ What does that have to do with Sora?
Roxas: Well... Good question.
Riku: Sigh..
Kairi: The truth is if Sora wasn't born, we would all be dead.
Roxas: And how's that?
Kairi: The heartless would consume us.
Roxas: I could've done it.
Kairi: But, Sora is more skillful than you.
Namine: She's right you know.
*some people come and pull Sora's head out of the ice cream box*
Namine: Where's Pluto? Come here boy!
Pluto: Woof WOOF!
Namine: Lick Sora's face, c'mon lick it boy.
Goofy: Where did Pluto go?
Donald: Ah who cares, he was missing at the beginning of the game, then we found him, and we lost him AGAIN! **** that dog.
EDIT: Here's the link for AMV. http://files.filefront.com/KH2_Tomorrowwmv/;4922771;;/fileinfo.html
Check out my sig for how to get KH2 during school.
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
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KHS
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Semi-god vid. Many clips repeated, but good any way. Great KH studio, however. *pictures Sora's face when he drank the punch* HAHA...
SPOILERS
hey! here's an idea!
why don't you do somthing where the hosts are talking about themselves in kH2 Like how ROXAS is sora's nobody and all that BTW I think ROXAS is made when sora turns into a heartless in KH1
I also heard that when a person with a strong heart becomes a heartless a nobody is created!
hey! here's an idea!
why don't you do somthing where the hosts are talking about themselves in kH2 Like how ROXAS is sora's nobody and all that BTW I think ROXAS is made when sora turns into a heartless in KH1
I also heard that when a person with a strong heart becomes a heartless a nobody is created!
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