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OH JAX u have a spelling mistake in ur sig
on the JACKSON card (way top), its says increase drop rate of EMEMy cards
srY FOR douBLE POsT

oRiku's Death Final Heart was pretty Good

Edit: WOAH ULTIMANIA SAYS CHANCES OF KH3 IS A LOT
(IT SAID SEEMS TO BE)
NICE~~~~~~
 
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Here are your hosts!

Sora: It's almost March, people!
Kairi: Ya! Next week we'll enter into March! The month where KH2 is being released!
Riku: Be sure to avoid any spoilers from this point on!
BHK: Tonight we have,
Sora: A guy in a Hamtaro costume..
Riku: Vincent,
Vincent: IF YOU TALK I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!
Kairi: How? Your hands are tied behind your back.
Vincent: I still got my feet!
Leon: Wait!
*ties Vincent's feet together*
Leon: There! Good as new!
Vincent: #@&&!^!! #$!@ YOU!!
*vincent falls over*
BHK: let's continue, we have... Sitich.
Sora: That's the alien dude?
Sitich: Ya!
Sora: You said he would have claws!
Sitich: Oh I do!
*raises hand*
Sitich: See? Kitty can scratch.
Riku: Alright...............
Kairi: Guy in Hamtaro costume... Who are you really?
GiHC: Umm... Someone that is not meant to be seen.
Guy from the crowd: I know who he is! He's Se-
*GiHC throws masamune through his chest*
GiHC: I'm Se..... feey........... roith. Crap.
Kairi: Ok, Sefeeyroith.... Why does your name sound like Sephiroth?
GiHC: BECAUSE THAT'S MY FAN NAME! UP AND AWAY!
*sephiroth flies away*
Kairi: Vincent,
Vincent: GO TO HELL YOU UGLY BASTARD!
Kairi: Vincent, would you let our guards whip you with belts?
Vincent: YES! wait.. NO NO!
Kairi: Whip'em boys!
*Leon, and Cid snaps some belts*
Cid: Aw this one is without its sound.
Leon: Here, I have lots of belts on me for no apprent reason.
Cid: Wearing belts for no apprent reason is cool.
*cid snaps belt*
Cid: Aw that sounds sweet.
Vincent: Oh crap.
*cid whips Vincent*
*leon whips vincent repeatedly*
Vincent: Ow. Ow. OW. OW. OWIE!
Kairi: While Vincent is getting whopped, Sitich, why do you smell like a cow?
Sitich: I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A COW YOU ALL DIE NOW!
*gets out some laser guns*
*shoots Sora FIRST hehe*
*shoots riku, kairi, and BHK*
*blows the gun's smoke out*
Sitich: DIE CROWD OF HUMANS!
*KHS turns into Sitich Wars Battlefront*

KH2R: What's that out there?
Leon: KHS turned into Sitich Wars Battlefront!
KH2R: What? Star Wars Battlefront?
Leon: TURN OFF YOUR PASSION MUSIC RIGHT NOW BEFORE I WHIP YOU!
*turns off music*
Leon: ok, KHS TURNED INTO A SITICH WARS BATTLEFRONT! AND WHERE'S MY CO CO COLA?
KH2R: Uh... maybe Sitich took it..
*sips Leon's CoCo Cola*
KH2R: Yuck, warm.
Leon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KH2R: uh.. nothing.
*KH2R taps gunblade on the ground three times*
Leon: What was that sound?
KH2R: Err.. Just my sword..... that's a gun...
Leon: Swordgun, Gunblade, GUNBLADE!
KH2R: Aw crap... Pleeease don't whip me!
Leon: I won't whip you with my belt. I'll strangle you.
KH2R: O_O


*40 mins later*

*Leon has a tombstone*
*A tombstone next to Leon was KH2R's grave*
*Both says, 'killed by Sitich'*

Sora: Hehe, pwnt.


KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK

Announcer: KH2Researcher

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Main People in the show

Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)

Kelfa

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi

Gogi

Muffindude

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


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Kingdom Hearts Show News!

It's not raining, it's pouring!

Sephiroth's killing spree increased by 20,000, ever since people complained about his Hamtaro suit. People will now recognize Sephiroth, not as Wanna-be God, but
like the game of Doom 3 transformed into a man with a long sword. When it's trick-or-treat time, orphans arrive at Sephiroth's porch, and doesn't recieve candy, but a swordful of Masamune through their chest. But what does Sephiroth do with the people's dead bodies? They either drag them into their house and hear lots of blood splattering, or use them to attract people with their nakeness.


Almost ze end of our torture!

Kingdom Hearts II will be out this March, and March is only a week away!
Sooner before you know it Wednesday will piss by and hello 2nd week of March.
the 2nd week of March contains the 10th day. Which is 18 days away before Kingdom Hearts II comes out. In other news, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire comes out on March 7. Check out the dragon in action!

Eyes in the dark

This isn't really news, but just behind my computer chair is my fat cat. He's like a freaking dog! His emormus eyes, gaze at me. His laziness is higher than Garfield! Heck he's like Garfield the 2nd! He's sorta orange... Fat... Lazy..... doesn't eat bread or any stuff that Garfield ate in the movie. Plus his huge hands, and looks like he doesn't have a neck. Every part of his body has fat.. OH AND I MEAN EVERY PART. (Even the butthole, god it stinks, for those with smellovision, you might want to have a nosepeg ready.)

Gold and more gold fall out of ownership!

The world's richest man is now dead. There has reports that people have saw a abandoned Hamtaro suit outside the richest man's mansion. And some bloodstains coming out of the mansion.
A few minutes later the Hamtaro suit was gone, and there was traces of boots. Police found this calling card the murderer found.
Here's the picture of the calling card.

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THIS IS JUST IN!! WE GOT A SNAPSHOT OFF OF OUR DEAD CAMERAMAN SHOWING SEPHIROTH!

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(Credit to whoever drew Sephiroth sticking his tongue out!)
 
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THer are so funny! "THousands of claymen will die because of what you've done!"

Do you remeber what site they're on?
 
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BHKiller said:
THer are so funny! "THousands of claymen will die because of what you've done!"

Do you remeber what site they're on?

I mostly watch them at UGOPlayer.com (Formerly named as Flashplayer.com)
Don't worry people, a new KHS will be up sortly.
 

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Thanks... I haven't seen them in a while, I forgot where to watch them.

And hamtaro sephiroth... where did you come up with that?
 
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Here are your hosts!

Riku: I'm sorry that Sora couldn't be here! Since that incident with Sephiroth.
Kairi: If you want to visit him, go to the graveyard.
BHK: You mean the hospital.
Kairi: Yea...... That's what I meant.

Riku: Today we have..
Kairi: Hades,
BHK: Nomura,
Riku: And....... well that's it.
Kairi: Hades..... Do you have hair?
Hades: Uh.. Flaming Hair. Yeah... I do have hair.
Kairi: Mind if we put out the fire?
Hades: Yes.
Kairi: oh well then I guess we have to put it out. NO FIRE ALLOWED IN THIS ROOM.
*Kairi gets out a water gun*
*tries to squart the fire out*
Hades: AHHH IT BURNS!!!
Kairi: I guess that fire has been burning for a long time that you don't remember
what does a fire burn feel like. But a water burn... You'll remember it. ^_^
*puts out hades fire hair*
Kairi: HAHA SO YOU'RE BALD!
Hades: The fire burned all of my hair!
Kairi: Riiighht... do you have a hair insurance company?
Hades: You mean Hairco? Sorry, we gods don't have insurance.
Riku: Sure you don't.
Hades: WE DON'T!
Riku: Ok, so Nomura, what happens with Sora in the beginning. We already know, but let the
other people know.
Nomura: I can't say that. You'll find it out your-
*riku gets out a shotgun*
Riku: SAY IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
Nomura: I'LL SPOIL THE STORY!
Riku: SAY IT! OR WE'LL TORTURE YOU!
Nomura: OK OK OK OK!! YOU ACTALLY DONT BEGIN WITH SORA!
Riku: GO ON!
Nomura: YOU BEGIN WITH KAIRI!
Riku: LIER!
Nomura: OK YOU BEGIN WITH DONALD!
Riku: Strike two!
Nomura: BHK!
Riku: Strike Three!
*BANG*
Riku: Oh wait.. Did you say BHK? Ya.. that's right.
Kairi: You had to blow his head off huh?
Riku: Yah....

KH2R: We should've done this if we wanted to squeeze some infomation out of Nomura.

BHK: Guards! Please take away this person that spoils KH2!
Leon: You mean the corpse?
BHK: Yea.
Leon: Alright. Let's go Cid.
*carries Nomura's headless body to the truck*
Riku: Well this is boring, all I got to shoot at was Nomura. Wait.. Hades
is a god. Gods cannot die, they're immortal. SO I SAY WE STRAP HIM ON A POLE
AND BLOW HIS *** INTO INFINITY!!!!!
Hades: This doesn't sound good..

*1 hour later*
Hades: AAHOOW!!
Riku: DO YOU REGRET BEING A GOD!
Hades: NO!
*BANG*
Hades: AAHOOW!

Vincent: This is taking too long I'm gonna kill everyone.
Guy: Oh look it's Vincent! Hi Vincent!
*SLASH*

KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK

Announcer: KH2Researcher

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Main People in the show

Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)

Kelfa

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi

Gogi

Muffindude

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


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Kingdom Hearts Quickie


*Sora gets up in the morning*
*opens the fridge*
Sora: Hmm.. Soda or Coffee?
Sora: Soda, coffee, soda, coffee, soffee....... soffee soda, soffeea... sora...
*lightbulb appears on sora's head*
*20 mins later*
*riku pasts by*
Riku: Oh look a note..

Letter: Dear Riku, I'm trying to make a drink out of sora.
I cut my own hand off and poured it into the
coffeesoda liquid. You may notice alot of blood
on this letter. Please take me to the hospital.
i accidently drank the drink, and I got food
poisoning.

Sincerely, Sora.
P.S. I am crawling around your toes.

*Riku looks down*

Sora: HEEEEEELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: AW MAN!!! YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY NEW SHIRT!
*riku takes out a gun*
*BANG*
Riku: Bastard.

KH2R: How stupid can Sora be?
 
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