Here are your hosts!
Sora: It's almost March, people!
Kairi: Ya! Next week we'll enter into March! The month where KH2 is being released!
Riku: Be sure to avoid any spoilers from this point on!
BHK: Tonight we have,
Sora: A guy in a Hamtaro costume..
Riku: Vincent,
Vincent: IF YOU TALK I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!
Kairi: How? Your hands are tied behind your back.
Vincent: I still got my feet!
Leon: Wait!
*ties Vincent's feet together*
Leon: There! Good as new!
Vincent: #@&&!^!! #$!@ YOU!!
*vincent falls over*
BHK: let's continue, we have... Sitich.
Sora: That's the alien dude?
Sitich: Ya!
Sora: You said he would have claws!
Sitich: Oh I do!
*raises hand*
Sitich: See? Kitty can scratch.
Riku: Alright...............
Kairi: Guy in Hamtaro costume... Who are you really?
GiHC: Umm... Someone that is not meant to be seen.
Guy from the crowd: I know who he is! He's Se-
*GiHC throws masamune through his chest*
GiHC: I'm Se..... feey........... roith. Crap.
Kairi: Ok, Sefeeyroith.... Why does your name sound like Sephiroth?
GiHC: BECAUSE THAT'S MY FAN NAME! UP AND AWAY!
*sephiroth flies away*
Kairi: Vincent,
Vincent: GO TO HELL YOU UGLY BASTARD!
Kairi: Vincent, would you let our guards whip you with belts?
Vincent: YES! wait.. NO NO!
Kairi: Whip'em boys!
*Leon, and Cid snaps some belts*
Cid: Aw this one is without its sound.
Leon: Here, I have lots of belts on me for no apprent reason.
Cid: Wearing belts for no apprent reason is cool.
*cid snaps belt*
Cid: Aw that sounds sweet.
Vincent: Oh crap.
*cid whips Vincent*
*leon whips vincent repeatedly*
Vincent: Ow. Ow. OW. OW. OWIE!
Kairi: While Vincent is getting whopped, Sitich, why do you smell like a cow?
Sitich: I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A COW YOU ALL DIE NOW!
*gets out some laser guns*
*shoots Sora FIRST hehe*
*shoots riku, kairi, and BHK*
*blows the gun's smoke out*
Sitich: DIE CROWD OF HUMANS!
*KHS turns into Sitich Wars Battlefront*
KH2R: What's that out there?
Leon: KHS turned into Sitich Wars Battlefront!
KH2R: What? Star Wars Battlefront?
Leon: TURN OFF YOUR PASSION MUSIC RIGHT NOW BEFORE I WHIP YOU!
*turns off music*
Leon: ok, KHS TURNED INTO A SITICH WARS BATTLEFRONT! AND WHERE'S MY CO CO COLA?
KH2R: Uh... maybe Sitich took it..
*sips Leon's CoCo Cola*
KH2R: Yuck, warm.
Leon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KH2R: uh.. nothing.
*KH2R taps gunblade on the ground three times*
Leon: What was that sound?
KH2R: Err.. Just my sword..... that's a gun...
Leon: Swordgun, Gunblade, GUNBLADE!
KH2R: Aw crap... Pleeease don't whip me!
Leon: I won't whip you with my belt. I'll strangle you.
KH2R: O_O
*40 mins later*
*Leon has a tombstone*
*A tombstone next to Leon was KH2R's grave*
*Both says, 'killed by Sitich'*
Sora: Hehe, pwnt.
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
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