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Kingdom Hearts Show News

Rumors that KHS is getting another new host

Some people think that KHS is getting another host, but
since the new logo is still fresh it might not be possible,
the chances of getting a new host in March is 87%.

Sephiroth appears in odd jobs!

Sephiroth was spotted working at the airport, Pizza Hut,
and Burger King! How did he get all the three jobs less than
a week?

Newsflash! Found out that Sephiroth was fired. He got fired at the airport
when he tried to kill Cloud, who was boarding the plane to Midgar. He got
suspended from Pizza Hut when he took every available Pizza Dough
and shoved it down Riku's throat. Luckily, Pizza Hut's shippment had an error
and it replaced the stolen pizza dough. And at Burger King, well one night when
he was working, he fell asleep and woke up. A dude in a king costume was next
to him, holding a burger, and Sephiroth's eyes widen and said, "OMG!! OSAMA!"
And killed him, that's how he got fired at Burger King.

Where's Gogi and Molgi?

Rumors say that they went on vacation to Midgar, and were suppose to come back in Feburary, but they joined ShinRa. We won't be seeing them quite some
time.

KHS on weekly!

KHS will now have a weekly plan on how many shows
there will be, and when.

This week's weekly plan will have 2 shows, and when they come out is
Thrusday, after 5:00 PM Central Time. And Saturday, sometime in the afternoon.
KH2R is planning to do a KHS right now. KHS quickies is what KH2R does when
he's got a idea for KHS, but is short. Maybe sooner than Thrusday 7:00 PM Central
because that's when KH2R go watches Naruto.
 
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Here are your hosts!

Sora: Hey everyone! Look I can do the splits!
*does the splits*
*CRACK, CRACKLE, SNAP*

Riku: That sounds like the Rice Kripses,
Kairi: Nah, there's no pop.

*POP*

BHK: ooooh there goes his firecracker.
Sora: Argh.. my bones! Medic!
Riku: Anyone have a cell phone?
Guy: I got Verizon Wireless!
Kairi: Screw that. Gimmie that NGage.
Guy2: But I'm on the Final Level!
Kairi: Who cares, screw you.
Kairi: OMG!! Kingdom Hearts 2 on a NGage?!
Kairi: Omg OMG!! I'm about to die!
*kairi presses some buttons*
Kairi: Yes I won!!!!
Sora: Umm, Kairi let's stick to the subject?
Kairi: Ah yes...
*Kairi dials some numbers*
Kairi: Yes I would like a medium sized pizza with mushrooms.
Kairi: Yes..
Kairi: 3400 GIL!?! SIR THATS A RIPOFF!
Kairi: Oh.. I didn't order heartless mushrooms. I ordered the mushrooms you eat!
*20 mins of explaining to a guy who came to America on a floating door*
Riku: Uh Kairi, I think Sora is dead.
Kairi: Relax he's just worn out from all the pain.
BHK: He's also not breathing.
Kairi: He'll be okay.
BHK: But-
Kairi: I SAID HE WILL BE OKAY!!!
Kairi: Yes, hospital please, bring a strencher, a friend of ours broke his bones by trying to do the splits.
*5 mins later*
Riku: OMG!! A Limo!!
Kairi: We said bring a strencher not a limo.
Doctor: Oh.
Kairi: Umm.. Leave the limo here.
Doctor: Alright.
*10 mins later*
BHK: Finally..
Riku: Shut up I'm playing Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap.
BHK: Where's Kairi?
Riku: Where's the limo!

BHK: Let's see...
*thinks back*

Kairi likes Limos

Kairi + Limo = Hijacking
Kairi + Riku = No
Kairi + Sora = No
Kairi + BHK = YES! Cha-cing!

BHK: She'll be ok.
*puts Sora in the ambulance*

Fangirl: Hey Riku!!

*BHK thinks of something again*

Riku + Fangirl = No
Riku + Sora = NO NO NO
No + No = No No
No No = Trouble
Trouble + Riku = Pissed off Riku w/ Souleater in hand, ready to kill


Riku: Get away from me before I...

*
BHK + Fangirl = Yes
Yes + Dating = Money
Money + More Money = $_$ (money eyes)
*
Riku: Go with BHK.

Fangirl: Oh I love him too!

BHK: -_-

*
BHK mix with Fangirl = No
BHK mix with Kairi = Yes

KH2R: Got stop thinking about Math..... Got to stop thinking about.. Math.. Oh crap.
If I said Math that means I'm thinking about Math, if i'm thinking about Math, I'm thinking
about Math.. *Brain + KH2R = No* AHHHHHHH!!!


*back at the KHS*
*riku still plays Minish Cap*

BHK: Tonight we have..
Riku: Sephirot-OMG MINISH!!! DIE!!
BHK: Sephiroth...
Riku: Drugged up- LINK!!! YOU MUST NOT DIE!!
BHK: Drugged up Vincent w/ lots of belts.
Riku: L-
BHK: I'm taking this one.. Leon.
Riku: YES!!! I KILLED BOWSER!!
*BHK looks at riku*
BHK: I thought you were playing Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap.
Riku: Yeah I am. I named the last boss Bowser.
BHK: Ok........................... Good for you.
BHK: Sephiroth, are you holding some kind of tranalizer needle?
Sephiroth: Yeah.
Vincent: I SAY LET ME GO!! GO!! LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!!
*sephiroth inserts some tranalizer*
*Vincent starts shake like crazy*
BHK: Oh look Riku, Vincent is high. Look at his face.
Vincent: When there is happiness in the world, happiness in the world, I will, be happy. Yay!
Sephiroth: Don't ask any questions...
Riku: Vincent, how do teachers react to you?
Vincent: Aw drugged up and pissed off! Weee! Lookie me! I'm high and going to Choas mode!!
Sephiroth: Oh no you don't!
*sticks all of the tranalizer into Vincent's arm*
Vincent: He HEH EH EHE HE HEHHEH HE HE HE HE EHEH HE I was once in WWI!! Then the turks took Barney in the coffin!
Riku: Sephiroth, why did you make him high?
Sephiroth: Is that suppose to be a question?
Riku: uh uh n-no... Why would I ask a question?
Sephiroth: AH HA!! YOU ASKED ANOTHER QUESTION!! YOU SHALL NOW DIE B!ZOTZCH!!
Riku: Ah crap.
Sephiroth: Super NovA!
*BAM*
999999999999999999 Damage
BHK: Where did Riku go? <----- (OMG QUETSION!!!)
Sephiroth: He EVAPORATED into the air. And yes you are going to die too!
BHK: Oh crap..
Sephiroth: Twin SUPER NOVA!!

*on a poster*

Poster:
Sephiroth's Twin SUPERNOVA DOES TWICE THE DAMAGE OF THE ORGINAL SUPERNOVA.

BHK: uh.. twice??

*BHK goes through all the needless infomation until he stubbles to a sentence*

Poster: WILL DESTROY THE EARTH!!!

BHK: Wow.. that's like.. what 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 gil?

*BHK reads more*

Poster: costs 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999 Gil.

and does 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 DAMAGE!

Riku: I am so screwed.. But I still have my invicibly shield.

Poster:

FYI: Goes through any objects in the whole universe.

Riku: Yep.. Indeedly screwed..

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM*

KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK

Announcer: KH2Researcher

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Main People in the show

Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)

Kelfa

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi

Gogi

Muffindude

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


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Kingdom Hearts Show News!


Rumor: Sephiroth has more than 7 jobs!?

A blonde girl reported yesterday that she saw Sephiroth
working at different places. She was later killed when
Sephiroth saw the news. She was supposely tell us
today where he works, but she is dead right now.
Currently, Sephiroth's jobs are still unknown.
Some say that they saw Sephiroth disgused as one of
the hamsters from Hamtaro.

Big Dough on List!

A local says that Sephiroth was on the most wanted list, to bring him back
alive, the reward would be 900 million gil, to bring him back dead, would be 300
million gil. Here we are at Midgar where the local who reported this. Here we have
Cloud Strife.

Cloud Strife: Uh, is this thing on? Ok, well uh..
*taps his big sword on his back*
*at the bottom where letters flies pass by*
Letters: Cloud is a local of Midgar, he admitted that he was gay and retarded.
Cloud: WAIT!! WHAT DOES IT SAY AT THE BOTTOM?!!

Thank you, Cloud Strife.

Cracked bones and even more cracked bones!

Sora was suppose to have his legs healed fully, but appently, someone broke into
his room and broke them more. Here's the audio of last night's brake in.

Sora: Say hello to my little friend!
*door opens and close*
Sora: What the *beep* are you doing here, Kairi?
Kairi: Shut up and lemme break your legs.

*CRACK, CRACKLE, SNAP*

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

There we have it. We still don't know who this girl is, because the girl brought a drug that puts him into a coma for 3 weeks.

Interview with the KHS Stars!

Newsreporter: Riku, how does it feel to
have 200 pizza dough shoved down your throat?

Riku: Painful.

NR: Are you gay?

Riku: Does your mom know your gay?

NR: I'm asking the questions here!

Riku: Go SCREW YOURSELF!

*end interview*

NR: BHK, how does it feel to be a star of the show?

BHK: Painful.

NR: Ok....... Do you have a mom?

BHK: Does your mom know you're gay?

NR: Uh.. WTF?

BHK: Go SCREW YOURSELF!

NR: <_<

And there you have it.
 
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Kingdom Hearts Quickie

*a guy in a hamtaro costume, at an item shop in Midgar*

Sephiroth: Umm... I would like to buy 99 elixirs... 99 phoenix downs please.
Shop Keeper: Ummm Hey aren't you sephiroth!?
*tries to push the button*
*sephiroth gets out his murasame*
Sephiroth: Push that button and you will die.
*shop keeper pushes the button*
*sephiroth hits the shop keeper but doesn't kill him*
Shop Keeper: Are you sure you're going to kill me with a plastic sword?
Sephiroth: Just give me 99 elixirs and 99 phoenix downs, and I promise won't shove this thing down your throat.
 
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Here are your hosts, Sora, Riku, Kairi, and BHK.

Sora: Bloody Crack.
Riku: Stop saying that.
Kairi: Sorry everybody, Sora watched Harry Pothead again.
Sora: Bloody Crack.

*bhk leans over to riku*
BHK: Knock him out and dump him in the ocean.
*riku nods*
Sora: Hey Riku what are you doing with the TV?
Riku: Trying to knock you out with the TV so I can dump your body into the ocean so
we cannot see you again.
Sora: I'm sorry I didn't catch all that..
*WHAM*

The very NEXT day, which is the day after today!

Sora: HEY KH2R stop playing Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.
KH2R: Shut up!! OH LOOK YOU MADE ME FALL OFF THE ICICLE.
Sora: Can't you rewind?
KH2R: I'm out of sand tanks. Anyway I'm gonna go out to eat brunch at a restaunt, do some
shopping and other stuff!
*3 hours later*

KH2R: Please be aware that when I brought the EGM and when I was playing Prince of Persia and when I went to eat brunch is real. I'm mixing KHS into my own real life.

Brunch means the meal you have is breakfast and lunch.

*at home*
Sora: HEY STOP LOOKING AT A FUGGIN MAGAZINE!! YOU GOT A KHS TO DO!
KH2R: Shut up I just brought a EGM. It has tron on the front. :D
Sora: Isn't that the one that was released on Tuesday?
KH2R: Ya. OH SWEETO! A FREE POSTER! HEY!! PUT MY TV DOWN SORA!
Sora: I'm Rick James *****!
*WHAM*
Riku: Hey Sora you came back! After I dumped you on some jagged rocks into the ocean.
Sora: Ya and I got one thing to say to you before my spell wears down. F*** YOU!
*dies*


A week later, that's the week after last week!

Here are your hosts!

Sora: Hello everyone! I have an announcement!! KH2R's photoshop had some sort of error, and
cannot function correctly! So... THAT SUCKS.
Riku: We'll just edit the logo, with PAINT TEXT!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!
Sora: Look I have a keyblade!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Riku: Sora sucks!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Riku sucks!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Riku: The crowd doesn't like you, Sora.
Sora: OH YA? THEN THEY ALL SHALL DIE BY MY RAIL GUN!!! Stuffed with nails.
*bamamamamaamamaba ab a ba bma bmabmabambm ammambam BAM*
Riku: Sora, did you stuff the rail gun with nails that are as BIG AS A FRIGGIN HUMAN?
Sora: Yes.
Riku: How did you stuff the nails in there?
Sora: I don't know, but I do know that there's a GIANT hole in my rail gun that I put my nails in.
Kairi: Sora you forgot one.
*BAM*
Sora: Or did I?

Mog Police: Sora you are under arrest for fashionable killing.
Riku: Fashionable Killing?
Mog Police: You see, this is the next generation of fashion.
Riku: I don't think I would want to be in that generation.
Sora: noooo..! I will bribe you moogles with munny!
Mog Police: No!
Sora: Gil?
MOg Police: NO!
Sora: Tuh?
Mog Police: What does Tuh mean?
Sora: Alright I'll tell you
*whispers*
*the mog police back off with a scared look*
Mog Police: NO!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SICK!
Riku: Tuh?
Kairi: You don't want to find out.
Sora: Does Tuh mean 'to be homosexual' in elven langauge?
Legolas: Yes it does.
Sora: Ah.. no wonder my elven girlfriend ran away from me.
*sora cries*
Sora: ARWEN I WANT YOU BACK BABY!
*sora cries more*
Riku: I cannot believe that little crybaby dated a elven chick.

KHS Credits

Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1

MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )

MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK

Announcer: KH2Researcher

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2

Main People in the show

Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)

Kelfa

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher

Molgi

Gogi

Muffindude

Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
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Hi! i have been reading all of your shows and they are freaking hilarious!i love how sora is stupid.....and gets killed!also im 11 too but im turning 12 in march!*does turning 12 in march and kh2 is coming out in march dance*yeah.......great keep up the good work!



Math and Language arts are evil!!!
 
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Yay! im not alone in teh war against homework!King5,hopefully we see more shows soon!mabey i should talk to my math teacher ,Mrs.farrar,*goes to do that*
on secound thought,ill stay here!




can anyone tell me soras death count?
 
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