KH2R: We will start at Sora and the others going on vacation to a familiar place to all KH fans, then they'll go back to KHS and start a show there.
*Sora packs up his stuff and gets in the car*
Kairi: Ok I'm driving!
Riku: Too late I'm already in it.
Kairi: You bastard.
Sora: I can't wait to visit Halloween Town!
Riku: Ok.. Let's go to the airport.
*BHK reads the newspaper beside Riku, and on it says, "Sephiroth is spotted working at the gummiport! Crowd laughs!"*
*20 mins later*
Sora: There's the inspection!
Inspection Guard: Please put down your briefcase and step through the scanner.
*kairi and riku puts down their briefcase down, and steps through the scanner*
*BHK goes through, and then Sora is next, Sora puts down his briefcase and walks through.*
*Alarm is triggered*
Inspection Guard: Please step away from the scanner.
Sora: Fine.. Meanie.
*Inspection Guard searches sora*
Inspection Guard: You're clean.
*sora steps through and alarm is triggered*
*Inspection Guard searches sora*
Inspection Guard: You're clean again.
*sora steps through and alarm is triggered*
Riku: SORA!! SUMMON YOUR KEYBLADE AND THROW IT AWAY!
Sora: Never! It never leaves my hand!
Riku: Fine then.. YOU IDIOT!
Sora: Why you little!
*sora uses strike raid on Riku*
Riku: Omg thats fast.
*hits riku in the head*
*sora passes through without an alarm*
BHK: You guys got any water?
Goofy: I got here a sprite.. Riku's favorite!
Kairi: Hey I never knew you worked at an airport!
Goofy: Uh.. I needed a job.
Donald: Shut up and inspect those people there!
*goofy throws kairi a sprite bottle*
*Obtained Sprite!*
*kairi takes the bottle and shoves it down riku's throat*
*riku wakes up and starts to choking*
Sora: Hi riku!
Kairi: He's choking!
Sora: No he's not! Look how cute he is. He looks like he's choking to death, but he's actally sucking on it! Aww..
*riku dies*
Kairi: You idiot! Take it out!
Sora: Why not? He fell asleep from that Sprite. How adorable..
Kairi: TAKE IT OUT BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR HEAD!!
*silence*
Inspection Guard: Whoa, she's one mean hot girl.
Sora: Ok there we go.
BHK: Is there a white mage in the auidiance?
Kairi: I don't think so.
*20 mins later*
*BHK and Kairi holds up a sign with 'Need a Phoenix Down!' on it*
*Sora holds up a sign with 'Will end the World for a Phoenix Down' on it*
*Sephiroth walks by and sees Sora's sign, comes over to Sora*
Sephiroth: So you can end the world?
Sora: Uh.. Maybe..
Sephiroth: Well.. kill 50 people for me.
Sora: Fine.
*Sora runs to kill people*
*30 mins later*
*Sora comes back*
Sephiroth: How many people did you kill?
Sora: Umm... 2. I killed a hobo by dragging him across the whole airport, that took 20 mins.. And a guy who wanted to sell me crack, I started give him a noogie, that took 8 mins, he died when he cried so much he jumped off the building. And I came back here.
Sephiroth: ................ You suck.
*Someone finally gives Kairi a Phoenix Down*
*Kairi runs over to Riku and uses Phoenix Down*
Riku: How long have I been dead?
Kairi: About 40 mins or so.
Riku: Oh..
Kairi: C'mon we're gonna miss the plane!
Sora: Yay!
*10 mins later*
Kairi: Finally, we have takeoff..
Riku: I'm gonna sleep.
*riku haves a nightmare that Sora keeps following him and cannot die*
Riku: STOP FOLLOWING ME!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!
*shoots a nuke at Sora's face*
*Sora runs at Riku*
Riku:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Riku wakes up*
Riku: How long has it been?
Kairi: An hour.
*kairi and riku stares at Sora and BHK!*
Sora: Yay! Peanuts!
BHK: I'm allergic to peanuts.
Sora: No you're not...
*Sora shoves some peanuts down BHK's throat*
BHK: GAH!!
*BHK coughs and chokes*
Sora: there there, have a drink of water
*sora pours the whole thing down BHK's throat*
*BHK coughs and chokes more*
BHK: You almost, *cough* drowned *cough* me! *cough*
Sora: No I didn't here, have 12 bags of peanuts!
*shoves all of them down BHK's throat*
*BHK chokes as if he had hiccups*
*BHK dies*
Riku: -_-
Kairi: -_- Stupid Sora.
Sora: BHK you fell asleep! Wake up!
*Riku digs into his pockets and uses Phoenix down*
*BHK wakes up*
Sora: You woke up!
BHK: WHY DID YOU *cough* REV-*COUGH*IVE ME?!
*chokes to death again*
Sora: You fell asleep again!
Riku: Aw crap.
Sora: Time for a hug!
*Sora hugs so hard that all the peanuts are out*
Riku: Ok.. Phoenix down!
*BHK wakes up*
BHK: Hey all the peanuts are gone!
*Sora presses the attendent button*
*Sephiroth goes to Sora's spot*
Sephiroth: What!
Sora: More peanuts Mr. Sephiroth Attendent!
Sephiroth:..........
*everyone laughs*
*4 hours later*
Sora: We're in Japan!
Riku: Finally..
Kairi: look its a sushi shop!
BHK: Sushi makes me throw up.
Sora: Me too.
Riku: Ya me too.
Kairi: Nonsense! They dont have anything that makes you throw up!
*20 mins later kairi ate some sushi*
*at the street kairi throws up alot*
Riku: Told ya they make you throw up.
Kairi: Man.. I hate sushi..
*throws up*
Sora: Don't forget our mission!
Riku: Oh ya...
*goes to Square Enix's HQ*
Sora: DON'T MOVE SQUARE ENIX EMPLOYIEES!!
Riku: NOW MAKE ENGLISH VERSION KINGDOM HEARTS II!!! AND IT BETTER BE GOOD!
Kairi: RELEASE IT IN MARCH OR YOU WILL DIE!
BHK: We will montior the whole building to make sure you have no breaks!
Nomura: WTF IS HAPPENING?
March 1, 2006
*on TV*
Kingdom Hearts II is now out in America!! With unfinished parts! And japanese voices!
Donald sounds like crap! Lots of cursing!
Sora: You suck
*BAM*
*Sora and the others return to America*
Sora: Ok let's make this a quickie!
Kairi: Tonight we have!!
Riku: Donald, Goofy and no one else.
BHK: Donald, why did you work at the airport.
Donald: Because I was like, 'I need a job.'
RiKu: That's great donald!
Sora: Now I will put you in the oven for Thanksgiving!
Donald: What?
*BAM*
BHK: Goofy, are you a dawg?
Goofy: You mean a dog?
BHK: Ya a dog.
Goofy: Nope.
Kairi: WHAT! Then what are you?
Goofy: AN ALIEN IN DISGUSE!!!
*goofy unmasks himself and starts to killeveryone*
Sora: GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
*sora and the others run away*
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005