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Riku: Darn it, Sora... YOU JUST HAD TO PEE!!
Sora: It was an emergency!
Riku:....... You suck.
*20 mins later*
Sora: Yummy...
Riku: USE THE EMEREGENCY TISSUE BOX!!!
Kairi: OMG!!
BHK: AH MY EYES!
Riku: YOu idiot sora!
*sora licks his fingers, with melted chocolate all over the place*


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Here are your hosts!

Riku: Sorry we're 20 mins late!
Kairi: Ummm Riku, we're forgetting spikey brown moron here?
BHK: I think we left him at the gas station.

*meanwhile in the forest of DEATH!!*
*sora comes out of the restroom*

Sora: I'm done Kairi!
*sora walks outside*
Sora: Kairi?
*sora wanders off into the forest and hears some
growling notices*
Sora: OMG!!! HUNGRY EVIL DEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*back at the KHS*

Riku: OK!!! TONIGHT WE HAVE-
*a loud alarm noise is heard*
Kairi: LUNCH BREAK!!!
*BHK, Riku and kairi rush to the exit*

*at mcdonalds*
Donald: Hello what would you like to orrder?!
Riku: The usual.
Kairi: We might as well go to chili's.
BHK: Yah, on the commerical if you said-
Riku: Quiet you.

Donald: Here's your lunch!
Riku: Thanks duckbrain.
Donald: Wat?

*BHK gets the pudding first, and tastes it*
BHK: This pudding sucks.
Riku: Try adding salt to it, I made a smash hit on it once..
BHK: Really?
*bhk adds 50 grams of salt and mixes it and tastes it*
BHK: :( ................... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*leans to the side choking*
BHK: WORST PUDDING EVER!!
Riku: EXCUSE ME!! JANITOR!!! A KID THREW UP A PUDDIE!
Kairi: A puddie?
Riku: Don't ask..

*next table was kh2r*

KH2R: OMG!! MY CHARACTERS CAME TO LIFE!!!

Riku: How are you feeling BHK?
BHK: Feeling...
*leans to the side and throws up*
BHK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Riku: What?
BHK: I feel...
*again*
BHK: BAHHHHHHHHH!!

*15 mins later*

Kairi: Ok.. where's the complainment number?
Riku: On the back of the NEW DEMO OF KINGDOM HEARTS 2!!
Kairi: Gimmie that.
Riku: NO!!! GET YOUR OWN MUFFINFACE!
Muffindude: OOOH MUFFINFECES!!! GIMMIE!
Riku: GTH MUFFINDUDE!!

KH2R: (Go to h***.. o_O)
*kairi dials the phone #*
*mcdonalds phone rings and donald answers it*
Donald: Mcdonalds! How can I help you?
Kairi: ah, yes.. I'm here to complain about the pudding.. A kid threw up by
eating it.
Donald: Don't worry.. We'll improve it!

KH2R: When they improve it, the pudding will be poop pudding.. That's why I never eat pudding out of a cheap fast food restaunt, but good burgers though... (quarter pound cheese).... *drools*

Kairi: Thank goodness...
BHK: I think I see what I ate for breakfast...
Riku: OMG!!! YOU DID EAT MY COOKIE!!

*meanwhile in the forest of death*

Sora: ahhh...
*a deer bites sora's finger off*
20 mins later

*sora arrives at mcdonald*

Sora: Hey riku.. you jerk.. This cup of ice will tell you what im saying.
*riku looks inside the cup, sora's middle finger pointing straight up at riku*
Sora: *beep* you RIKU! The gas station you dropped me off was surrounded by
lots of evil and hungry deers. And some evil teletubbies too.

*a few HOURS later, they returned to the show*

Kairi: Ok here are our guests...
Sora: Sephiroth, jar jar...
Jar Jar: Mesa Jar jar binks!
Riku: Quiet you.
Jar Jar: But Mesa-
Riku: I SAID QUIET!
Riku: and........ anti-sora......
Kairi: Anti-Sora.. do you have a grudge against sora?
Anti-Sora: Yes..
Sora: OMG!! MY EVIL TWIN!!

KH2R: DUN DUN DUN..................

Sora & Anti-Sora: Hello.
Sora & Anti-Sora: Stop copying what I say.
Sora & Anti-Sora: why don't you! *beep*!

Riku: MORTAL KOMBAT!!

*sora & Anti-Sora fight each other*
*10 mins later*

Riku: FINISH HIM!!!!

Anti-Sora:........ Boo.
Sora: AHHHHHH!!
*faints*
Riku: Anti-Sora wins......... 1 gil.
Kairi: Ok.. Jar jar... Are you a gay jar?
Jar Jar: Mesa? No no..
Riku:........ Quiet-
Jar Jar: you b-
Riku: QUIET YOU!
*jar jar and riku's eyes turn red*
*engages into a final fantasy battle*

Riku slashes jar jar
Jar jar evades the slash and kung fu fights riku,

9999
9999
9999

Riku: WTF?

Luke: Use the for-
Riku: Quiet you.
Luke: I was going to say-
Riku: I said quiet!

Jar Jar uses annoying spell

Jar Jar: MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS

Riku: AHHH

9999
9999
9999

Riku: I SUMMON the most powerful summon there is! HEAVY SALTED PUDDIE!!
*a large pile of salt pudding lands on jar jar*
*it explodes and jar jar is unharmed*

*a wtf shows above riku*
*riku looks up and grabs the f from wtf, and throws it at jar jar. then riku throws the
others*

1
1
1

Riku: I'm screwed..
Luke: IF YOU LET ME TALK!
Riku: never!!

Jar Jar is charging

Riku: oh crap..

Riku casts auto-life

Jar jar uses, death beam

99999999999999999!

Riku dies and gets revived.

Luke: USE THE FORKS!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: How's that gonna help me?
Luke: throw it at hiim.
Riku: Ok fine.. If it fails you owe me 1 million gil.
*riku gets outs some forks*
*throws it at jar jar*

999999!
Jar Jar: AHH MESA SPINE!

Riku wins!

Riku: WHO'S NEXT?

Sephiroth: I am..
Riku: Oh I'm immune to everything you do in ff7.
Sephiroth: Are you immune to this? PIZZA STUFFING!!!!
*sephiroth stuffs delicious pizza down Riku's throat*

99999999999999999999999999999999!

Riku: X_X

Sephiroth wins!

Sephiroth: Who wants pizza?
Crowd: ME!!!

Sephiroth: well there's not enough for all of you so, you shall all die!!!!!!!

PIZZA METEORSTORM!!!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*pieces of GIANT toppings fall on the crowd*

KH2R: Those are some mighty GIANT TOPPINGS!! They're about as big as a two story house!

Sephiroth: Pwnage!

KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?

Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS


Deleted Scenes:

Jar Jar: annoying spell! MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKS MESA JAR JAR BINKSMESA JAR JAR BINKS!!!
*BLOWS UP*

KH2R: NOO my jar jar toy i got for christmas =(
 
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Kingdom Hearts Show Quickie


*sora comes over to Kh2r's house*

Sora: So... Playing halo 2 huh?
KH2R: yeeeep...

*the next day*

Sora: So.... playing Final Fantasy X-2 huh?
KH2R: Shut up, i'm trying to kill dark bahumut.

*the very next day*

Sora:...........
KH2R: What's wrong?
Sora: PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS II **** IT!!!
KH2R: It's not out in na yet..
Sora: I'll show you not out in na yet.
*gets out a gun*

*BANG*
 
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Before we can start this show, KH2R needs to have breakfast!!

*KH2R gets out of his chair, opens the fridge, gets some milk.. Some cocca rice kripses,
and chocolate muffin with grape juice*

*20 mins later*

Here are your hosts, Sora, Riku, Kairi and BHK!

Sora: I would like to welcome everyone to the show!
Riku: Today we have...
Kairi: Cloud, Yuna and Muffindude......

BHK: Cloud, do you like Yuna?
Cloud: Well..
*blushes*
Cloud: Hey I'm 24! (Dirge of Cerberus age), I do have a girlfriend you know..
Sora: Yah... A dead one..
*everyone laughs*
BHK: Ok, ok ok... ignore my last question, Cloud, where did you get First Sword? (Cloud's Advent Children sword)
Cloud: I'm not sure......
Riku: Ok... Yuna.. Are you prepared for FFX-2 that KH2R is going to play after this?
Yuna: Yah.
Riku: Which chapter are you on?
Yuna: Chapter 3,
Riku: And hows my cousin Rikku?
Yuna: Oh... she's doing fine. She's also a white mage.
Riku: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
Rikku: Hey riku, you do know that I stole your wallet didn't you?
Riku: What?!
*checks pocket*
Riku: YOU THIEVING SON OF A MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!
Rikku: Glad to.
*throws the wallet really fast at riku's forehead, and the wallet hits riku on the forehead.
Riku: Ow! You....
*tears gather in his eyes*
Riku: You....
*starts to whimper*
*riku starts crying and goes to the backstage*
Sora: There goes mr. cool guy.

*Cloud talks on his cell phone*
Cloud: Hey Tifa babe.. Yah.. I'm alright. Riku got hit in the forehead by a wallet, and started crying... Yah I also thought he was cool..... I would love to! *hangs up*
Cloud: WOOT GOT ANOTHER DATE FROM TIFA! GTG!
*cloud calls up his fenrir motorcycle (AC motorcycle)*
*rams the wall*
Sora, Kairi & BHK: O_O WTF?!
Cloud: Ciao!
*drives away*
Sora: Well.... Looks like we won't be having christmas this year........
Kairi: =(
BHK: =(

Kairi: Muffindude, KH2R ate a muffin.
Muffindude: HE DID? HE ATE MY BROTHERS?!
Kairi: Yep.
Muffindude: He will die for this!
Muffindude: MUFFIN CARTWHEEL!
*cartwheels away*

Kairi: Well that's all we have for tonight...
Sora: Stay tune for-
KH2R: WTF MUFFINDUDE!?
Muffindude: YOU ATE MY BROTHER! DIE!
KH2R: AHHHHHHHHHH!

KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?

Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
 
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hey, maybe you could have the parents of the hosts come and protest against the khs! :p
 
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KH2R: We will start at Sora and the others going on vacation to a familiar place to all KH fans, then they'll go back to KHS and start a show there.

*Sora packs up his stuff and gets in the car*
Kairi: Ok I'm driving!
Riku: Too late I'm already in it.
Kairi: You bastard.
Sora: I can't wait to visit Halloween Town!
Riku: Ok.. Let's go to the airport.

*BHK reads the newspaper beside Riku, and on it says, "Sephiroth is spotted working at the gummiport! Crowd laughs!"*

*20 mins later*
Sora: There's the inspection!
Inspection Guard: Please put down your briefcase and step through the scanner.
*kairi and riku puts down their briefcase down, and steps through the scanner*
*BHK goes through, and then Sora is next, Sora puts down his briefcase and walks through.*
*Alarm is triggered*
Inspection Guard: Please step away from the scanner.
Sora: Fine.. Meanie.
*Inspection Guard searches sora*
Inspection Guard: You're clean.
*sora steps through and alarm is triggered*
*Inspection Guard searches sora*
Inspection Guard: You're clean again.
*sora steps through and alarm is triggered*

Riku: SORA!! SUMMON YOUR KEYBLADE AND THROW IT AWAY!

Sora: Never! It never leaves my hand!
Riku: Fine then.. YOU IDIOT!

Sora: Why you little!
*sora uses strike raid on Riku*
Riku: Omg thats fast.
*hits riku in the head*
*sora passes through without an alarm*
BHK: You guys got any water?
Goofy: I got here a sprite.. Riku's favorite!
Kairi: Hey I never knew you worked at an airport!
Goofy: Uh.. I needed a job.
Donald: Shut up and inspect those people there!


*goofy throws kairi a sprite bottle*

*Obtained Sprite!*

*kairi takes the bottle and shoves it down riku's throat*
*riku wakes up and starts to choking*

Sora: Hi riku!
Kairi: He's choking!
Sora: No he's not! Look how cute he is. He looks like he's choking to death, but he's actally sucking on it! Aww..
*riku dies*

Kairi: You idiot! Take it out!

Sora: Why not? He fell asleep from that Sprite. How adorable..
Kairi: TAKE IT OUT BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR HEAD!!

*silence*
Inspection Guard: Whoa, she's one mean hot girl.
Sora: Ok there we go.
BHK: Is there a white mage in the auidiance?
Kairi: I don't think so.
*20 mins later*
*BHK and Kairi holds up a sign with 'Need a Phoenix Down!' on it*
*Sora holds up a sign with 'Will end the World for a Phoenix Down' on it*

*Sephiroth walks by and sees Sora's sign, comes over to Sora*
Sephiroth: So you can end the world?
Sora: Uh.. Maybe..
Sephiroth: Well.. kill 50 people for me.
Sora: Fine.
*Sora runs to kill people*
*30 mins later*
*Sora comes back*
Sephiroth: How many people did you kill?
Sora: Umm... 2. I killed a hobo by dragging him across the whole airport, that took 20 mins.. And a guy who wanted to sell me crack, I started give him a noogie, that took 8 mins, he died when he cried so much he jumped off the building. And I came back here.
Sephiroth: ................ You suck.

*Someone finally gives Kairi a Phoenix Down*
*Kairi runs over to Riku and uses Phoenix Down*

Riku: How long have I been dead?
Kairi: About 40 mins or so.
Riku: Oh..
Kairi: C'mon we're gonna miss the plane!
Sora: Yay!
*10 mins later*

Kairi: Finally, we have takeoff..
Riku: I'm gonna sleep.
*riku haves a nightmare that Sora keeps following him and cannot die*
Riku: STOP FOLLOWING ME!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!
*shoots a nuke at Sora's face*
*Sora runs at Riku*
Riku:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Riku wakes up*
Riku: How long has it been?
Kairi: An hour.

*kairi and riku stares at Sora and BHK!*

Sora: Yay! Peanuts!
BHK: I'm allergic to peanuts.
Sora: No you're not...
*Sora shoves some peanuts down BHK's throat*
BHK: GAH!!
*BHK coughs and chokes*
Sora: there there, have a drink of water
*sora pours the whole thing down BHK's throat*
*BHK coughs and chokes more*
BHK: You almost, *cough* drowned *cough* me! *cough*
Sora: No I didn't here, have 12 bags of peanuts!
*shoves all of them down BHK's throat*
*BHK chokes as if he had hiccups*
*BHK dies*

Riku: -_-
Kairi: -_- Stupid Sora.

Sora: BHK you fell asleep! Wake up!
*Riku digs into his pockets and uses Phoenix down*
*BHK wakes up*
Sora: You woke up!
BHK: WHY DID YOU *cough* REV-*COUGH*IVE ME?!
*chokes to death again*
Sora: You fell asleep again!

Riku: Aw crap.
Sora: Time for a hug!

*Sora hugs so hard that all the peanuts are out*
Riku: Ok.. Phoenix down!

*BHK wakes up*
BHK: Hey all the peanuts are gone!

*Sora presses the attendent button*
*Sephiroth goes to Sora's spot*
Sephiroth: What!
Sora: More peanuts Mr. Sephiroth Attendent!

Sephiroth:..........
*everyone laughs*

*4 hours later*

Sora: We're in Japan!
Riku: Finally..
Kairi: look its a sushi shop!
BHK: Sushi makes me throw up.
Sora: Me too.
Riku: Ya me too.
Kairi: Nonsense! They dont have anything that makes you throw up!
*20 mins later kairi ate some sushi*

*at the street kairi throws up alot*
Riku: Told ya they make you throw up.
Kairi: Man.. I hate sushi..
*throws up*

Sora: Don't forget our mission!
Riku: Oh ya...
*goes to Square Enix's HQ*

Sora: DON'T MOVE SQUARE ENIX EMPLOYIEES!!
Riku: NOW MAKE ENGLISH VERSION KINGDOM HEARTS II!!! AND IT BETTER BE GOOD!
Kairi: RELEASE IT IN MARCH OR YOU WILL DIE!
BHK: We will montior the whole building to make sure you have no breaks!

Nomura: WTF IS HAPPENING?

March 1, 2006

*on TV*

Kingdom Hearts II is now out in America!! With unfinished parts! And japanese voices!
Donald sounds like crap! Lots of cursing!

Sora: You suck
*BAM*

*Sora and the others return to America*

Sora: Ok let's make this a quickie!
Kairi: Tonight we have!!
Riku: Donald, Goofy and no one else.
BHK: Donald, why did you work at the airport.
Donald: Because I was like, 'I need a job.'
RiKu: That's great donald!
Sora: Now I will put you in the oven for Thanksgiving!
Donald: What?
*BAM*
BHK: Goofy, are you a dawg?
Goofy: You mean a dog?
BHK: Ya a dog.
Goofy: Nope.
Kairi: WHAT! Then what are you?
Goofy: AN ALIEN IN DISGUSE!!!
*goofy unmasks himself and starts to killeveryone*

Sora: GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
*sora and the others run away*

KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
MOST DaNGEROUS AND WANTED: Sephiroth ( Reward: His sword )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS: KH2Researcher (aka 5 Kings of Twilight)
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10, FF10-2
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth ( works at pizza hut)
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Molgi
Gogi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
 

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You should make a show where Sora, Riku, and Kairi are the guests, and the BHK has to find new hosts. The you should have them talk about who loves who, and who kairi Sora, and Riku like! Then have Sora and Riklu fight to the death over kairi, and have the BHK fight Axel for Namine!
 
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