How about KHS goes on a field trip to a world and get beated up by vincent the aliens, and the KH2 Villans?
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Kingdom Hearts Show Newsflash!
Molgi and Gogi, not Golgi and Mogi
The names changed! Because I didn't like
the names.
Their names are now
Molgi
and
Gogi
Happy Christmas!
Santa will appear in KHS soon.
Molgi and Gogi's Boss!
Molgi and Gogi's boss is going to reveal itself soon.
It's someone you know.
Muffindude Bio!
First Name: Bran
Last Name: Muffin
Personality: Will take what ever it gets
to get a muffin.
Muffins ate in the pass year: 30423
Age: 25
Appearance: Has Sephiroth's clothing, with
a cactuar mask. His hair is black.
Bio: He's a kid that's addicted to
muffins. He stole a replica of Sephiroth's
clothing. He stole a cactuar mask from a
Cactuar.
He carries a metal muffin pole and is
considered armed and dangerous.
He will use muffin storm. If you don't
give him muffins. Inside the muffins
are muffindude minions that look like
mini-muffindudes.
True Identity: He is-
Muffindude: YOU SHALL NEVER FIND OUT
MY SECRET IDENTITY!! HA!
I pity the fool!
Molgi and Gogi are fools
that get in alot of trouble.
And I mean alot!
Molgi and Gogi, not Golgi and Mogi
The names changed! Because I didn't like
the names.
Their names are now
Molgi
and
Gogi
Happy Christmas!
Santa will appear in KHS soon.
Molgi and Gogi's Boss!
Molgi and Gogi's boss is going to reveal itself soon.
It's someone you know.
Muffindude Bio!
First Name: Bran
Last Name: Muffin
Personality: Will take what ever it gets
to get a muffin.
Muffins ate in the pass year: 30423
Age: 25
Appearance: Has Sephiroth's clothing, with
a cactuar mask. His hair is black.
Bio: He's a kid that's addicted to
muffins. He stole a replica of Sephiroth's
clothing. He stole a cactuar mask from a
Cactuar.
He carries a metal muffin pole and is
considered armed and dangerous.
He will use muffin storm. If you don't
give him muffins. Inside the muffins
are muffindude minions that look like
mini-muffindudes.
True Identity: He is-
Muffindude: YOU SHALL NEVER FIND OUT
MY SECRET IDENTITY!! HA!
I pity the fool!
Molgi and Gogi are fools
that get in alot of trouble.
And I mean alot!
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Sora: What now?
Riku: You don't remember?
Sora: No I don't..
Riku: You were falling off a cliff and I'm trying to pull you up!
Sora: Oh yah.. I thought the sky was falling.
Kairi: Done yet Riku?
Riku: Almost! Darn it Sora, how much do you weigh?
Sora: 120, I added some bricks in my backpack so, i weigh 160 now.
*sora farts loud and long*
Riku: Uh oh.
*sniff sniff*
Riku: Whoa.. that.. smells like..... crap! That's the
worst smell I've ever smelt!
*20 mins of pulling and farting later*
Sora: What happened to Riku?
Kairi: He passed out by smelling a bunch of smelly farts.
BHK: Great job you idiot.
Sora:
Kairi: Drag him in the car and let's go to Pride Lands.
Sora: ok.
Kairi: Let's stop at Traverse Town first.
Sora: To get a taco right?
Kairi: Yah... a taco.....
BHK: Let's go.
*10 mins of driving later*
Sora: There's Traverse Town.
*sora enters*
Kairi: Where's Taco Bell?
Cid: Screw Taco Bell. Go to Sonic's.
Riku: Sonic's?
Cid: Yah.. It's over there.
*Sora and Co enters Sonic's and goes
over to the counter*
Sonic The Hedgehog: Can I get something for you?
Sora: Look, talking Hedgehog, I'm not gonna
ask you anything.
Sonic: I'm not gonna ask you anything either boy with an oversized key.
*sora's stomach rumbles*
Riku: Ten Combo #3s please.
Sonic: Here you go.
Riku: ok..
*20 mins later back in the car*
Kairi: Nice job Sora.. Your face messed up the engine.
Cid: Cid to the rescue!
*Cid jumps from the tall gate to the car, bumps his face into the car and falls off the car*
Cid: Ow..
Sora: Eh, wassup doc?
Cid: Let's see here.
*fixes car in a second*
Sora: That's fast.
Cid: You know, my services aren't free.
Sora: Yah.. I left my money in that tree over there.
*cid turns away*
Cid: Where?
Sora: GO GO GO!
*everyone gets in the car fast*
*kairi steps on the pedal*
Cid: You aren't going to escape! Hey Transformers!
Transformer: What?
Cid: YOu're a robot in disguse right?
Transformer: Yah.
Cid: Chase that car!
Transformer: Weeeeeeeee
*flies away*
Cid: Now I need my car.. Oh yah, it's been torn apart
by Yuffie. D*** that whore.
*cid runs on foot*
Sora: look my favorite robot toy is chasing after us!
Riku: WHAT?
Transformer Cid: You will not get away!
Kairi: Oh please, KH2Researcher doesn't even like
Transformers.
Transformer: Robot, only wants friends..
Sora: Oooh we can get that! Here.
Pooh: Hey sora!
*sora throws pooh out*
Pooh: Yaaah!
*pooh flies off a cliff*
Sora: Crap.
Kairi: Aww.. I liked Pooh.
Sora: That fat bear is a idiotic bear who has black beady eyes. =)
*pooh flies*
Pooh: Die Sora!
*pooh gets out his honey gun and glues the tires*
Kairi: SORA!
Sora: heh, I forgot to take away his honey gun.
Riku: We're all gonna die!
BHK: Let's lick the honey off!
Riku: No you idiot. Let's get out the car and jack the robot.
Sora: Let's-
Transformer Cid: YAAAAAAAA!
Sora: CRAP! DUCK!
*Transformer Cid rips off the top of the car*
Sora: Where's my gummi ship keys?! Here they are!
*sora presses the button*
*gummi ship lands*
Transformer: Oooh a GUMMY ship!
*transformer cid eats it*
Transformer Cid: And it's cherry and lemon flavored!
Sora: noooo!
Kairi: I got an idea.. Everyone hide.
Riku: Why?
Kairi: Just do it darn it!
*everyon hides*
Kairi: MUFFINS!!!
*hides*
Muffindude: Die transformer cid!
*muffin pole turns into a atom destroyer gun!*
*BAM*
Pooh: Die muffindude!
*pooh shoots his honey gun*
Muffindude: lol.. die.
*BAM*
*destroys honey gun, all the honey flies*
Pooh: Noo precious honey wasting!
*the honey runs off a cliff and pooh follows it*
Riku:
Kairi:
Sora: ^_^
BHK: -_-
Muffindude: i see muffins! die!
Sora: O_O
Riku: O_O
Kairi: X_X
BHK: O_O
Sora: STEP ON IT KAIRI!!!!!!!
Kairi: OK!
*muffindude follows them*
Riku: Who's bright idea was it to get muffins on board?
BHK: Me.
Sora: THROW THEM OUT!
BHK: NEVER!
Kairi: Guys that muffindude is gone.
BHK: No he's right here.
*bhk takes off his mask*
Sora: OMG HE TURNED INTO BHK!
BHK: Someone get me out of the engine! it's hot in here!
*kairi takes BHK out*
Sora: Hey look it's New York!
Muffindude: Whoa!
Riku: That's awesome!
BHK: I always wanted to see New York!
Kairi: Whoa.
*2 mins later*
Sora: Where's the camera?
Muffindude: I got one here.
*sora takes a picture*
Sora: Awesome..
*sight of new york city disappears as the car enters a tunnel*
Muffindude: DIE!
Sora: Get my key!
*riku gets out his car keys*
Sora: Not that!
*muffindude's pole turns into a muffin sword*
Sora: Crap!
*sora takes out his key*
Riku: I got a idea!
*car passed out of the tunnel and is next to a deep cliff*
*riku throws muffin off of the cliff*
Muffindude: noooooo!
*follows the falling muffins*
Kairi: Is it just me or is this story getting weirder?
Riku: Just you.
Sora: We're at Pride Lands!
BHK: Look at the cute tigers and lions.
Riku: Let's stop in this forest clearing
Sora: See? The lions are coming to greet us.
Simba: ROAR!!!!!!!
Scar: ROAR!!!!!!!
Sora: See they're saying hello.
Kairi: Are you sure they're saying hello and not saying 'I'm gonna
eat you'?
Sora: Of course they're saying hello.
*lions and tigers pounce on the car*
Sora: Gimmie a big hug!
Riku: AHHHHHHHH
Kairi: AHHHHHHHH
BHK: HOLY SH-
*20 mins later*
Kairi: You idiot they were planning to eat us!
Sora: They ripped our clothing because they want us to remember
them.
Kairi: I won't forget this!
Sora: Of course you won't. They gave us a big hug! Why are you guys
covered in blood?
Riku: Isn't it obivous we got raped by lions? And lions that rape
causes blood.
Sora: I'm not bleeding.
Riku: That's because the animals threw you away because you didn't have anything that's good for eating.
Sora: BHK escaped, but he's got blood all over him.
BHK: Oh I fell over when the Lions pounced on me. I was carrying 50 packets of ketchup. I'm covered in Heinz Ketchup.
Sora: Great.....
Cid: Found you guys! Time to pay up!
Sora: Oh crap......
Riku: Muffins..
*muffindude knocks cid out*
Sora: RUN!
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Mogi
Golgi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
Riku: You don't remember?
Sora: No I don't..
Riku: You were falling off a cliff and I'm trying to pull you up!
Sora: Oh yah.. I thought the sky was falling.
Kairi: Done yet Riku?
Riku: Almost! Darn it Sora, how much do you weigh?
Sora: 120, I added some bricks in my backpack so, i weigh 160 now.
*sora farts loud and long*
Riku: Uh oh.
*sniff sniff*
Riku: Whoa.. that.. smells like..... crap! That's the
worst smell I've ever smelt!
*20 mins of pulling and farting later*
Sora: What happened to Riku?
Kairi: He passed out by smelling a bunch of smelly farts.
BHK: Great job you idiot.
Sora:
Kairi: Drag him in the car and let's go to Pride Lands.
Sora: ok.
Kairi: Let's stop at Traverse Town first.
Sora: To get a taco right?
Kairi: Yah... a taco.....
BHK: Let's go.
*10 mins of driving later*
Sora: There's Traverse Town.
*sora enters*
Kairi: Where's Taco Bell?
Cid: Screw Taco Bell. Go to Sonic's.
Riku: Sonic's?
Cid: Yah.. It's over there.
*Sora and Co enters Sonic's and goes
over to the counter*
Sonic The Hedgehog: Can I get something for you?
Sora: Look, talking Hedgehog, I'm not gonna
ask you anything.
Sonic: I'm not gonna ask you anything either boy with an oversized key.
*sora's stomach rumbles*
Riku: Ten Combo #3s please.
Sonic: Here you go.
Riku: ok..
*20 mins later back in the car*
Kairi: Nice job Sora.. Your face messed up the engine.
Cid: Cid to the rescue!
*Cid jumps from the tall gate to the car, bumps his face into the car and falls off the car*
Cid: Ow..
Sora: Eh, wassup doc?
Cid: Let's see here.
*fixes car in a second*
Sora: That's fast.
Cid: You know, my services aren't free.
Sora: Yah.. I left my money in that tree over there.
*cid turns away*
Cid: Where?
Sora: GO GO GO!
*everyone gets in the car fast*
*kairi steps on the pedal*
Cid: You aren't going to escape! Hey Transformers!
Transformer: What?
Cid: YOu're a robot in disguse right?
Transformer: Yah.
Cid: Chase that car!
Transformer: Weeeeeeeee
*flies away*
Cid: Now I need my car.. Oh yah, it's been torn apart
by Yuffie. D*** that whore.
*cid runs on foot*
Sora: look my favorite robot toy is chasing after us!
Riku: WHAT?
Transformer Cid: You will not get away!
Kairi: Oh please, KH2Researcher doesn't even like
Transformers.
Transformer: Robot, only wants friends..
Sora: Oooh we can get that! Here.
Pooh: Hey sora!
*sora throws pooh out*
Pooh: Yaaah!
*pooh flies off a cliff*
Sora: Crap.
Kairi: Aww.. I liked Pooh.
Sora: That fat bear is a idiotic bear who has black beady eyes. =)
*pooh flies*
Pooh: Die Sora!
*pooh gets out his honey gun and glues the tires*
Kairi: SORA!
Sora: heh, I forgot to take away his honey gun.
Riku: We're all gonna die!
BHK: Let's lick the honey off!
Riku: No you idiot. Let's get out the car and jack the robot.
Sora: Let's-
Transformer Cid: YAAAAAAAA!
Sora: CRAP! DUCK!
*Transformer Cid rips off the top of the car*
Sora: Where's my gummi ship keys?! Here they are!
*sora presses the button*
*gummi ship lands*
Transformer: Oooh a GUMMY ship!
*transformer cid eats it*
Transformer Cid: And it's cherry and lemon flavored!
Sora: noooo!
Kairi: I got an idea.. Everyone hide.
Riku: Why?
Kairi: Just do it darn it!
*everyon hides*
Kairi: MUFFINS!!!
*hides*
Muffindude: Die transformer cid!
*muffin pole turns into a atom destroyer gun!*
*BAM*
Pooh: Die muffindude!
*pooh shoots his honey gun*
Muffindude: lol.. die.
*BAM*
*destroys honey gun, all the honey flies*
Pooh: Noo precious honey wasting!
*the honey runs off a cliff and pooh follows it*
Riku:
Kairi:
Sora: ^_^
BHK: -_-
Muffindude: i see muffins! die!
Sora: O_O
Riku: O_O
Kairi: X_X
BHK: O_O
Sora: STEP ON IT KAIRI!!!!!!!
Kairi: OK!
*muffindude follows them*
Riku: Who's bright idea was it to get muffins on board?
BHK: Me.
Sora: THROW THEM OUT!
BHK: NEVER!
Kairi: Guys that muffindude is gone.
BHK: No he's right here.
*bhk takes off his mask*
Sora: OMG HE TURNED INTO BHK!
BHK: Someone get me out of the engine! it's hot in here!
*kairi takes BHK out*
Sora: Hey look it's New York!
Muffindude: Whoa!
Riku: That's awesome!
BHK: I always wanted to see New York!
Kairi: Whoa.
*2 mins later*
Sora: Where's the camera?
Muffindude: I got one here.
*sora takes a picture*
Sora: Awesome..
*sight of new york city disappears as the car enters a tunnel*
Muffindude: DIE!
Sora: Get my key!
*riku gets out his car keys*
Sora: Not that!
*muffindude's pole turns into a muffin sword*
Sora: Crap!
*sora takes out his key*
Riku: I got a idea!
*car passed out of the tunnel and is next to a deep cliff*
*riku throws muffin off of the cliff*
Muffindude: noooooo!
*follows the falling muffins*
Kairi: Is it just me or is this story getting weirder?
Riku: Just you.
Sora: We're at Pride Lands!
BHK: Look at the cute tigers and lions.
Riku: Let's stop in this forest clearing
Sora: See? The lions are coming to greet us.
Simba: ROAR!!!!!!!
Scar: ROAR!!!!!!!
Sora: See they're saying hello.
Kairi: Are you sure they're saying hello and not saying 'I'm gonna
eat you'?
Sora: Of course they're saying hello.
*lions and tigers pounce on the car*
Sora: Gimmie a big hug!
Riku: AHHHHHHHH
Kairi: AHHHHHHHH
BHK: HOLY SH-
*20 mins later*
Kairi: You idiot they were planning to eat us!
Sora: They ripped our clothing because they want us to remember
them.
Kairi: I won't forget this!
Sora: Of course you won't. They gave us a big hug! Why are you guys
covered in blood?
Riku: Isn't it obivous we got raped by lions? And lions that rape
causes blood.
Sora: I'm not bleeding.
Riku: That's because the animals threw you away because you didn't have anything that's good for eating.
Sora: BHK escaped, but he's got blood all over him.
BHK: Oh I fell over when the Lions pounced on me. I was carrying 50 packets of ketchup. I'm covered in Heinz Ketchup.
Sora: Great.....
Cid: Found you guys! Time to pay up!
Sora: Oh crap......
Riku: Muffins..
*muffindude knocks cid out*
Sora: RUN!
KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Mogi
Golgi
Muffindude
Show Made by 5 Kings of Twilight (KH2Researcher)
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
How about Sora eats Muffindude and Muffindude takes over Sora's body?
The muffin of muffin knocked on the door to the muffin light.
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you might get sued by the muffen man
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eh he doesn't read this
Do u need an idea? pretty slow these days...... We'l be happy to give u more if u need it
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I want Santa!!!!
How bout Vicent, Molgi and Gogi's target is introduced? Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Muffindude has to team up with KHS to get his favorite presents, Muffins.
lets have the christmas carol redone KH STYLE!
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Here are your ho-ho-ho-hosts!
*sora comes out in a santa suit*
*kairi comes out with the same except with a skirt*
*riku and BHK wears the same as sora*
Sora: Happy Christmas everyone!
Riku: We have our guests,
Kairi: Santa, Jack Skellington in a Santa suit, and Zero!
BHK: Santa, can I have a new skateboard for christmas?
Santa: Sure... Lemme write it down.
*santa takes out a small paper and transforms it into a long one*
Santa: And your name?
BHK: My name is-
*gets cut off*
KH2Researcher: Crappy Dial-up using computer!
*gets back on*
Santa: That's a great name.
Sora: I'm fine calling you BHK.
Riku: Me too.
Sora: Jack, why are you wearing your santa suit?
Jack: It's christmas ok?
Sora: You're a skeleton on Halloween. You don't celebrate Christmas.
Jack: So?
Sora: Never mind.
*meanwhile, at Vincent's hideout or headquarters, vincent is doing some evil planning*
Vincent: I love Christmas, it's the day I get to spoil Christmas ha!
Gogi: Well tell us.
Vincent: We'll destroy the tree that KHS is having, and more evily....
Molgi: What.. What?!
Vincent: We'll kidnap Santa... and then we use him as a sled when going down Mt. Olypmus!
Gogi: Why don't we ask him for presents?
Vincent: I HA-TE presents.
Molgi: Why-
Vincent: Shut up.
*vincent goes back to his room*
Molgi: Let's ask our boss what to do.
Gogi: Good idea.
*Molgi and Gogi takes the hovermoblie and goes to the boss's house*
Gogi: This hovermobile is a complete rip off of Star Wars.
Molgi: I agree.
*10 minutes later*
Gogi: Hey Boss!
Molgi: Yo!
To be continued!
part 2 featuring
Molgi and Gogi's Boss!
A KH x-mas carol (funny edition)
santa gets kidnapped!
KH2Researcher goes to jail!
A BIG ****ING METEOR COMING! lol jk
Muffindude
VIncent and his evil plans!
Sora is smarter!
Sora: 4300x2 is 8600.
Riku: o_o
Sora smarter?! woah
YAH!!!! Good story.
Perfect and funnily writen as always
BHK's name is Roxas. .__.
If u read the other stories Mr., u'd no that the characters like calling him BHK anyway. And isn't BHK a cooler name?
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yeep it is
His name ish Roxas, none the less. XD BHK is an...acronym. *shudders*
Darth Kirby: Acronyms scare him.
Me: YES...*goes to back room*
Darth Kirby: Acronyms scare him.
Me: YES...*goes to back room*
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