Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts Reality~IT'S NOT JUST A GAME

[gene chaos]

noooooooooooooooooo you destroyed my heartless
now i can't be whole again.... wait!!
AxelRoxas i wish for my hearless to come back in life
now* summons all know keyblades and some dark ones and *
"jarako"!!
* keblades piece and kill ChaosDragoon0*
*uses a gaint sword and slices of ChaosDragoon0 head off*
* puts head on a bobable head toy*

 

[Ansem]

*takes a MUFFIN railgun from "the ULTAMATE muffin battle" abd shoots gene chaos in the back with it*
teehee, ur ded! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

 

[gene chaos]

noooooooooo my heartless and nobody nooooooooooooooooooooooo
genie i wish my heeartless and nobody back to life and a muffin lanching machine gun and and infinity muffin bag!
* goes camondo*
troops we have a target its Ansem!
Gene Chaos and Xenge Chaos" yes sir!!"
Genwe Chaos" fire!!
* hooks muffin bag to machine gun and they hit Ansem many times*
ha your dead

 

[Ansem]

*dodges all the bullets matrix stule and pushes more buttons franticly* hey wait a minute! *pushes pause button and everything pauses exept me* this needs to be at a cirtain thread called "the ultamate muffin battle"*
DIIRECTIONS TO GET THERE:
go to forum insanity, nonsense section, press "the ULTAMATE muffin battle".
continue there please. :lol::laugh:

 

[gene chaos]

haha now i will destroy the potrals back
* summons twilight keyblade and seals all potrals*
now i shall rule the world all who join me shall get free cookies. so now that Ansem is out of the world we three must start dividing yhe for three great nations!!

 

[Ansem]

i got another portal, i got another portal and guss whos coming through.(got that from jack sparrow) ha! im back! didnt close all the portals you dummie! *takes out railgun and shoots gc again* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............................................................................HA!

 

[gene chaos]

oh both you don't know the full extint of my power!!
*an invisable shield protects me*
* close palm in direction of rail gun in a dramitct way, the gun explosdes*
Ansem I am your father"
my son it is time for you to die
* eyes glow red and and Ansem is surronded by this aura, then a blinding light flashes around where ever we are*
*Ansem is floating in mid air*
dddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
behold my chaos powers!!
"Chaos overload twin dragons!!"
* two gaint dragons appear out of my hands and they tear in two Ansem who is devaured*
ha behold the chaos
" hey this would be a great comic!,
i'll make millions and get more power over the world"
and i need geranells to keep AxelRoxas and Ansem under control so i'll pay you cookies
join the twilight side we can use the power of darkness and of the light

 

[Ansem]

you aint my father, you dummy! *shoots him again*
when is the update going to come?

 

[AxelRoxas]

...I feel like a puppet.

-Got to put an end to that! XD

*Bribes someone to release him from Ultima Chains power*

Muhaha... Now you're all going to die.

*Holds up hand and speaks in a long lost language*

"Tehgrimm... Degi dniuh Niehdm!"

*Darkness sprouts up beneath Ansem and Gene chaos and traps them. AxelRoxas lower his hand and summons a small orb of darkness in it*

Now... give me 1 reason to not to destroy you.

*No sound*

Very well then.

*Closes his fist around the dark orb. Darkness completely surrounds Ansem and Gene chaos and implodes*

Muhahaha, may the reign of Cookies be forever!!

 

[gene chaos]

Muahahahahahahahaha
thank u AxelRoxas now i'm free from that fool me gene the heartless
* disappears in a black liquid*
*reappears behind AxelRoxas*
you know about the four pieces of living things
first the heart
second the soul
thrid the body
last the mind
join me i will give u cookies
* saying it in a demonic voice*or if not i will tear out pieces heart one day at a time
just because i have been seperated dosn't mean i can't use my chaos powers
my nobody and endless would like to get there hands on you

*summons an army of heartless*
i can open the door to kingdom hearts any time

Diz" join us AxelRoxas you too could have cookies"

HG"so what do you say?....

 

[Ansem]

ill join you. *walks into dakness and finds a spa with a bunch of girls* haminahammina! *jumps in beside gene chaos* this is the life! heehee.:laugh:

 

[gene chaos]

see even Ansem knows the side that rules
* give's a cookie to Ansem*
the darkness light and twilight shall rule the world and all that disobay my orders shall be destoryed* clenches fist*
my dark powers will give your greatest wishes while the light will make sure that you will not have to pay a price
so join me or be crushed
* throws ChaosDragoon0's head in the trash*
it stinks

 

[Keyblade Smitey]

Oh for goodness sake! I've had enough with your vendeta! Meet the new, improved Cookiefier mark Alpha-1! *Zaps you all and takes your weapons away* NOW PLAY NICE OR I SHAN'T TURN YOU BACK!

Someone PM the author and tell him to get his arse in gear with an update.

 

[AxelRoxas]

Dammit, smitey! Why do you always have to come and ruin evrything?! ><
Luckily, That De-cookifier injection still has it's effect, so... NO COOKIES FOR YOU!

*Joins Gene chaos and Ansem*

Finally some allies...

*Gives de-cookie injection to them*

Let's go and kick some arse!

*Summons Red Katana from hand*

Slice'n'dice, bitch!

 

[gene chaos]

thanks AxelRoxas i had busniss with school but i'm here to destroy
take no pirsioners!!
"Chaos Overload Final destrotion!!"
* huge beams come out of my palms completly destroying Keyblade Smitey*
now my endless and heartless minon virus get the data for the cookiefier then delete his data!!
one last thing
*says in demonic voice and eyes turn red* Death to all who apose me!!

 

[Keyblade Smitey]

*uses a WoW soulstone to re-spawn* If that's the way you wana play, FINE BY ME!

*Uses sleeping gas in the AC to nock out those jerks at the white house* now then... *puts on army helmet* EAT NUKES MOTHER-F#*&%^S!!!!!!!11 *Fires nukes at all your houses*

 

[AxelRoxas]

*Watches Keyblade smitey nuke the entire neighbourhood, forgetting the house we're in*

Where's your friends Smitey? Not to bully you or anything but... HAHA!

*Slices Smitey with Red Katana, which is now in flames*

Muhahaha... I'll cook you!

*Takes Smitey's remains and fries them, then feeding them to pigs*

Lad.. if you want to get rid of a body, starve some pigs and then feed them it. They'll devour everything, even the bones. (They did it in "Snatch", So I'm doing it here XD)

*Watches as the pigs eat Smitey*

Oh, well... He'll probably find a way to revive himself anyway...

 

[ChaosDragoon0]

*The healing Dragoon Spirit imbued in ChaosDrgoon0's soul revives him, he then calls back Smitey, who is covered in pig juices.

Eeeew.

 

[Divine Shadow]

First of all...WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME....YOU SUCK...no more cookies....

Second....whens the update?

Im leaving i dont like you anymore.....

 

[gene chaos]

no cookies fine
* frowns*
wait i have an idea we need to go to Alnaitis
i have a cookie bank there and super magic and teconlongy beond all others
* grabs AxelRoxas and Ansem and teleports into cookie bank jumps in jucookie*
ahh Alnaitis has every thing and fire the M.I.G.S.( microsopic information gathers system)* M.I.G.S. posion the air in 3 days the whole dimension will be destroyed so yhe only way to live is to join me at the twilight side in Alnaitis.