Here's a link to the previous episode if you haven't read it;
Kingdom Hearts Parody Script Episode 16 - Story | Get More Stories at Quizilla
And here's the new episode;
Donald; Hy,does anyone know where Pluto's been this whole time?
Sora; Who cares? I gous a new dog! His name is Fenton!
Goofy; Is that him over there by those deer?
Sora; Say what now? Oh sh@&! Fenton. Fenton! Fenton! FENTON! FENTON!
Fenton; The deer had to die! Huhuhuhuh!
Acelegin; Enjoy the new ep, b*tches!
Sora; Yo Herc! Wazzup!
Hercules; Hey guys! You ready for some games?
Sora; Oh hell yes!
countless rounds later
Hercules; Looks like I'm your next opponent.
Sora; I'll fight you alone, for no apparent reason.
Five seconds later
Sora; WFT!? That took five seconds!? That's like, a whole second longer than most of the other boss fights!
Hercules; How is it even possible that you can beat boss fights that quik?
Sor; The power of the Farce!
Hercules; Ummm, okay....
Sora; I think I got stronger through that fight! I bet I can move that thingamajig now!
Sora Donald and Goofy then work togethr to move the thingamajig and reveal the keyhole
Sora; Sweet! I finally sealed the Colliseum keyhole!
meanwhile
Hades; This is bad. I have to stop him. I'll show them the power of the unworld in the next tournament.
later
Sora; So who the flip ae we facing next.
Hades; Me! I'm gonna kill you all!
Sora; Why?
Hades; Because I'm evil and I plan to Rule this world!
Sora; Okay, I don't really care. Rule this world if you want, I aint getting in your way.
Hades; You're also an enemy of my boss, Maleficent!
Sora; I killed her like three episodes ago. You don't have to do things for her now.
Hades; And you beat up pet dog!
Sora; Anyone who quotes shakespear deserves to have their ass kicked.
Hades; Even Acelegin?
Sora; Especially Acelegin!
Hades; I'm still gonna kill you.
tenseconds later
Sora; Oh my god,ten seconds? These boss fights are getting really long!
Earh Titan (left); Greetings, fine lad's. Do the three of you wish to challenge us?
Earth Titan (right); I drew a picture of a squirrel!
Sora; Oh god, it's a giant two headed rock monster!
Earth Titan (left)' I do see that you are at a rather low level and have little chance agaist us.
Earth Titan (right); You have nice hair!
Earth Titan (left); Don't be silly, his hair style defies the laws of gravity and would normally be fowned upon in public.
Earth Titan (right); But it's amazing looking!
Sora; I think I know how to win! Soul Eater is the best show ever!
Earth Titan (right); I agree!
Earth Titan (left); Don't be preposterous! It makes no sense at all! It's physically impossible for a human to become a weapon!
Earth Titan (right); But I like that show!
Earth Titan (left); And what about Death The Kid's hair? It's imposible for hair to grow with horizontal stripes on only one side!
Earth Titan (right); I think his hair is cute!
Earth Titan (left); And the sun and moon don't have evil grins! That show s absolutely stupid!
Earth Titan (right); How dare you!
and then the two halves beat each other to death
Sephiroth; Behold! I am your final opponent! And you must fight me alone!
Cloud; Sephiroth!
Sephiroth; Oh, it's you again. What do you want?
Cloud; I'm here for revenge!
Sephiroth; Are you still sore about the whole Nibelheim incident? I said I was sorry.
Cloud; No, this is vengeance for something else. Something much, much worse!
Sephiroth; Oh yeah? What?
Cloud; You disliked Yourfavoritemartian's Christmas video!
Sephiroth; I found it offensive!
Cloud; That doesn't matter! What you have done is unforgivable! Prepare to die, b*tch!
Sora; Screw it, I'm going to Agrabah.
Acelegin; Stay tuned for the next episode, b*tches!
Hope you enjoyed this crap. Comment and stuff.
Kingdom Hearts Parody Script Episode 16 - Story | Get More Stories at Quizilla
And here's the new episode;
Donald; Hy,does anyone know where Pluto's been this whole time?
Sora; Who cares? I gous a new dog! His name is Fenton!
Goofy; Is that him over there by those deer?
Sora; Say what now? Oh sh@&! Fenton. Fenton! Fenton! FENTON! FENTON!
Fenton; The deer had to die! Huhuhuhuh!
Acelegin; Enjoy the new ep, b*tches!
Sora; Yo Herc! Wazzup!
Hercules; Hey guys! You ready for some games?
Sora; Oh hell yes!
countless rounds later
Hercules; Looks like I'm your next opponent.
Sora; I'll fight you alone, for no apparent reason.
Five seconds later
Sora; WFT!? That took five seconds!? That's like, a whole second longer than most of the other boss fights!
Hercules; How is it even possible that you can beat boss fights that quik?
Sor; The power of the Farce!
Hercules; Ummm, okay....
Sora; I think I got stronger through that fight! I bet I can move that thingamajig now!
Sora Donald and Goofy then work togethr to move the thingamajig and reveal the keyhole
Sora; Sweet! I finally sealed the Colliseum keyhole!
meanwhile
Hades; This is bad. I have to stop him. I'll show them the power of the unworld in the next tournament.
later
Sora; So who the flip ae we facing next.
Hades; Me! I'm gonna kill you all!
Sora; Why?
Hades; Because I'm evil and I plan to Rule this world!
Sora; Okay, I don't really care. Rule this world if you want, I aint getting in your way.
Hades; You're also an enemy of my boss, Maleficent!
Sora; I killed her like three episodes ago. You don't have to do things for her now.
Hades; And you beat up pet dog!
Sora; Anyone who quotes shakespear deserves to have their ass kicked.
Hades; Even Acelegin?
Sora; Especially Acelegin!
Hades; I'm still gonna kill you.
tenseconds later
Sora; Oh my god,ten seconds? These boss fights are getting really long!
Earh Titan (left); Greetings, fine lad's. Do the three of you wish to challenge us?
Earth Titan (right); I drew a picture of a squirrel!
Sora; Oh god, it's a giant two headed rock monster!
Earth Titan (left)' I do see that you are at a rather low level and have little chance agaist us.
Earth Titan (right); You have nice hair!
Earth Titan (left); Don't be silly, his hair style defies the laws of gravity and would normally be fowned upon in public.
Earth Titan (right); But it's amazing looking!
Sora; I think I know how to win! Soul Eater is the best show ever!
Earth Titan (right); I agree!
Earth Titan (left); Don't be preposterous! It makes no sense at all! It's physically impossible for a human to become a weapon!
Earth Titan (right); But I like that show!
Earth Titan (left); And what about Death The Kid's hair? It's imposible for hair to grow with horizontal stripes on only one side!
Earth Titan (right); I think his hair is cute!
Earth Titan (left); And the sun and moon don't have evil grins! That show s absolutely stupid!
Earth Titan (right); How dare you!
and then the two halves beat each other to death
Sephiroth; Behold! I am your final opponent! And you must fight me alone!
Cloud; Sephiroth!
Sephiroth; Oh, it's you again. What do you want?
Cloud; I'm here for revenge!
Sephiroth; Are you still sore about the whole Nibelheim incident? I said I was sorry.
Cloud; No, this is vengeance for something else. Something much, much worse!
Sephiroth; Oh yeah? What?
Cloud; You disliked Yourfavoritemartian's Christmas video!
Sephiroth; I found it offensive!
Cloud; That doesn't matter! What you have done is unforgivable! Prepare to die, b*tch!
Sora; Screw it, I'm going to Agrabah.
Acelegin; Stay tuned for the next episode, b*tches!
Hope you enjoyed this crap. Comment and stuff.