I know it's been a while, but I've finally come out with a new episode. Here's a link to the previous episode if you need to catch up;
Kingdom Hearts Parody Script part 15 - Story | Get More Stories at Quizilla
And here's the new episode;
Donald; Oh crap, it's the cops. Pull ovrSora, I don't wanna get arrested.
Goofy; Maybe if you weren't speeding, we wouldn't be having this problem.
Sora; It's not my fault the speed limit signs are in japanese.
Cloud; Okay, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to- Whoa! Sora, hey, how's it going?
Sora; Hey cloud, when did you become a cop?
Cloud; I needed some more doough to buy phoenix downs. They're like, 1000 gil each now-a-days.
Sora; What the Hell is Gil?
Cloud; It's a unit of currency used in Final Fantay games. Okay, on account of our friendship, I'll let you guys off with a warning.
Sore; Sweet! I'll see you later, I have to go beat up heartless and steal all their munny.
Cloud; What the hell is munny?
Acelegin;Heeeellllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo, readers! Sorry for the gap between posts, but I haven't had much internet access lately. Here's the new episode!
Sora; We've arrived back in Sanctaphrax!
Jiminy; Can you stop saying that!? This is Hollow Bastion.
Sora; Get back in my hood!
Beast; Hey, you guys wanna help me out? Belle's still inside that castle.
Sora; Sure thing Banderbear, we'll help out.
later
Belle; Hey Beast.
Beast;Are you okay?
Sora; Where the hell is that Ansem bastard?
Belle; You'll have to talk about that with the other princesses. I'm going to need some alone time with Beast.
Sora; Gross. Okay, I'll see you guys later.
after a few minutes
Donald; I think we're almost to that place we fought Maleficent.
Sora;Wait!
Goofy; What is it?
Sora; My harem senses are tingling. (enters chamber) Oh my god, it's a chickfest!
Jasmine; What?
Aurora; Huh?
Cinderella; Excuse me?
Snow White; Come again?
Alice; Can you repeat that?
Sora; Nnnnnnnooooooottttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg!!!!!!!
Acelegin; I present to you, the ultimate What-Nothing moment.
Sora; So where's Ansem, I wanna kill him for possessing my friend.
Jasmine; He dissapeared into the darkness. We've stayed here to restrain the flow of dark energy, but the only way to stop it is to seal the keyhole.
Sora; I'm on it!
later
Donald; There it is. Hurry up and seal this b*tch up.
Sora; Oh My God!
Donald; What is it?
Sora; My magical ocean mushrooms! The one's king Triton gave me! I completely forgot I had them!
Goofy; No, Don't!
Sora; *Gulp*
Donald; Too late.
Goofy; Oh, Fa-hyuck.
Goofy's fanbase; Yay! He said it!
Donald; Wow, I didn't even know that joke wa still going.
Sora; Ah! It's a Behemoth. Come on Toe Jam and Earl, we have to kill this thing!
Donald; I don't see anything.
Goofy; Did he just refer to us as obscure video game characters?
Donald; I think he's tripping worse than he was in Monstro. We only have one choice.
Goofy; What is it?
Donald; We have to beat him sober.
Goofy; Fa-hyuck yeah! I've always wanted to do that!
and then Donald and Goofy procede to beat up Sora
Sora; Okay, you can stop! I'm sober now!
Donald; What color is time!?
Sora; It's a purple-ish orange!
Donald; He knows the answer, he's still high! Keep beating him!
20 minutes later
Sora; Okay, now that my ass has been kicked by the people I thought were my friends, I'm going to seal the keyhole.
Leon; Hey! What's up!?
Sora; How long have you been there and when did you turn into fluffeetalks?
Yuffie; Cid brought us here.
Aerith; This is actually our homeworld.
Sora; Okay, that kinda makes sense. So what do we do now?
Leon; Well, you need to track down Ansem and kill him, but I suggest you spend the next couple of episodes completng sidequests and kicking ass in the collosium games.
Sora; Sounds like a plan to me.
meanwhile
Nomura; Acelegin, since you refuse to stop posting those ridiculous parody scripts, I am hereby suing you for a hundred billion yen.
Acelegin; What the hell is yen?
Comment and stuff! thankjs for reading!
Kingdom Hearts Parody Script part 15 - Story | Get More Stories at Quizilla
And here's the new episode;
Donald; Oh crap, it's the cops. Pull ovrSora, I don't wanna get arrested.
Goofy; Maybe if you weren't speeding, we wouldn't be having this problem.
Sora; It's not my fault the speed limit signs are in japanese.
Cloud; Okay, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to- Whoa! Sora, hey, how's it going?
Sora; Hey cloud, when did you become a cop?
Cloud; I needed some more doough to buy phoenix downs. They're like, 1000 gil each now-a-days.
Sora; What the Hell is Gil?
Cloud; It's a unit of currency used in Final Fantay games. Okay, on account of our friendship, I'll let you guys off with a warning.
Sore; Sweet! I'll see you later, I have to go beat up heartless and steal all their munny.
Cloud; What the hell is munny?
Acelegin;Heeeellllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo, readers! Sorry for the gap between posts, but I haven't had much internet access lately. Here's the new episode!
Sora; We've arrived back in Sanctaphrax!
Jiminy; Can you stop saying that!? This is Hollow Bastion.
Sora; Get back in my hood!
Beast; Hey, you guys wanna help me out? Belle's still inside that castle.
Sora; Sure thing Banderbear, we'll help out.
later
Belle; Hey Beast.
Beast;Are you okay?
Sora; Where the hell is that Ansem bastard?
Belle; You'll have to talk about that with the other princesses. I'm going to need some alone time with Beast.
Sora; Gross. Okay, I'll see you guys later.
after a few minutes
Donald; I think we're almost to that place we fought Maleficent.
Sora;Wait!
Goofy; What is it?
Sora; My harem senses are tingling. (enters chamber) Oh my god, it's a chickfest!
Jasmine; What?
Aurora; Huh?
Cinderella; Excuse me?
Snow White; Come again?
Alice; Can you repeat that?
Sora; Nnnnnnnooooooottttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg!!!!!!!
Acelegin; I present to you, the ultimate What-Nothing moment.
Sora; So where's Ansem, I wanna kill him for possessing my friend.
Jasmine; He dissapeared into the darkness. We've stayed here to restrain the flow of dark energy, but the only way to stop it is to seal the keyhole.
Sora; I'm on it!
later
Donald; There it is. Hurry up and seal this b*tch up.
Sora; Oh My God!
Donald; What is it?
Sora; My magical ocean mushrooms! The one's king Triton gave me! I completely forgot I had them!
Goofy; No, Don't!
Sora; *Gulp*
Donald; Too late.
Goofy; Oh, Fa-hyuck.
Goofy's fanbase; Yay! He said it!
Donald; Wow, I didn't even know that joke wa still going.
Sora; Ah! It's a Behemoth. Come on Toe Jam and Earl, we have to kill this thing!
Donald; I don't see anything.
Goofy; Did he just refer to us as obscure video game characters?
Donald; I think he's tripping worse than he was in Monstro. We only have one choice.
Goofy; What is it?
Donald; We have to beat him sober.
Goofy; Fa-hyuck yeah! I've always wanted to do that!
and then Donald and Goofy procede to beat up Sora
Sora; Okay, you can stop! I'm sober now!
Donald; What color is time!?
Sora; It's a purple-ish orange!
Donald; He knows the answer, he's still high! Keep beating him!
20 minutes later
Sora; Okay, now that my ass has been kicked by the people I thought were my friends, I'm going to seal the keyhole.
Leon; Hey! What's up!?
Sora; How long have you been there and when did you turn into fluffeetalks?
Yuffie; Cid brought us here.
Aerith; This is actually our homeworld.
Sora; Okay, that kinda makes sense. So what do we do now?
Leon; Well, you need to track down Ansem and kill him, but I suggest you spend the next couple of episodes completng sidequests and kicking ass in the collosium games.
Sora; Sounds like a plan to me.
meanwhile
Nomura; Acelegin, since you refuse to stop posting those ridiculous parody scripts, I am hereby suing you for a hundred billion yen.
Acelegin; What the hell is yen?
Comment and stuff! thankjs for reading!