KHI quote showdown

[Color Me Knievel]

Quotes.
We see them everywhere.
In the chat, everyone quotes eachother.
MSN is the same.
"The FlashChat Quotes Archive" is flooded of quotes of all kinds of people and humor.

Quotes, quotes, quotes.
And everyone claims that theirs might be the funniest quote ever.
Funny, huh?

Well, let's see if someone's actually right.
That's why I decided to start...

THE KHI QUOTE SHOWDOWN

Hawt name, no?

Rules:

Everyone is allowed to nominate their favorite quote.
Quote character limit should be 1000 characters.
The nominations are open till the 1st of July.
By then I'll gather all of 'em, and have special 'quote battles' set up in this thread.
You vote and nominate by PMing me, I will edit this post with the entrants.
The winner of one battle advances higher in the tournament, while the loser has to go home.
Easy, no?

Now, get nominatin'. :3
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Nominees:

[Phoenix]: Man, i was lucky. There were only two Kairigirl boobs left. I bought one.
[Phoenix]: Books*****

What if I slept with my sister? (just answer. Not for me for my cousin who did it.)

[Square Ninja]: This Huck guy thinks he's Crow.
[Johnny Stooge]: Wtf... You changed your name?
[Morpheaus]: Would you be attracted to mega flare if she had a penis?
[Huckebein]: Yes.
[Square Ninja]: That's sick!
Morpheaus observes homosexual tendencies within Huckebein.
[Huckebein]: .....Wait a second...
[Square Ninja]: You want Flare with a dong!
[Johnny Stooge]: Rofl.
[Huckebein]: That 'Yes' was in response to Stooge's question -______-
[Morpheaus]: Sure it was...
[Morpheaus]: You deranged bastard.
[Johnny Stooge]: Classic timing.
[Square Ninja]: Crow wants want to go with that pootang.
[Morpheaus]: Huckebein=Sausage man?
[Square Ninja]: Sausage lololz

[The Scarecrow]: I have to get my old Phoenix Quote XD
[Sky Bolt]: which one?
[LuvKyou]: the one where he's a retard?
[The Scarecrow]: No, the one with kairigirls Boobs XD
[Sky Bolt]: but which one, Luv?

 

[shrekdog]

EDIT:

Pm'ed my entry XD.

 

[inhiding]

I nominated a winner .

 

[TheMuffinMan]

Just to point it out, for like a day, Crow changed his name to Huckbein XD

He's a sausage man