khi mad men

[Victor]

don draper aka silh - diddlys bitches; gets money. smooth as ~diddly~

roger sterling aka shamdeo - diddlys fewer bitches; gets more money, also the boss

pete campbell aka tayroar - cheats on insanely hot women with ugly face (more than likely gay)

trudy campbell aka no one on this website is this attractive

betty draper aka sawah - barely tolerated

peggy olson aka jeels - only nerds like them

joan harris aka steve - only kept around for sex appeal

harry crane aka wehrmacht - diddlyin' nerd

father gill aka dogenzaka - always talk about jesus

salvatore romano aka ben - smooth as diddly, knows everything

2 b continued





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[Sawah]

i am barely tolerated yeah truuuu

 

[Monkey]

peggy olson aka jeels - only nerds like them


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[Victor]

helen bishop aka professor - absolutely worthless, contributes nothing

hollis aka jcks - black

paul kinsey aka sam - mostly a background character but is part of the main cast regardless, kinda funny

bobbie barrett aka lycanthrope - don's red haired muse
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[Sawah]

wait a second wow i am (was) married to tyrone?

lucky me *U* <3

 

[Victor]

wait a second wow i am (was) married to tyrone?

lucky me *U* <3

he doesn't like you and cheats on you every opportunity he gets

 

[scubasteve]

hell yeah dude ive always wanted to be that girl *morphs into her fine ass*

 

[Sawah]

he doesn't like you and cheats on you every opportunity he gets

worth it

 

[Turn]

i still like you betty/sarah

 

[Sawah]

will u sleep with me

 

[Turn]

y eah

 

[scubasteve]

im down to get in on that

 

[Lycanthrope]

wow way to forget me ;(

 

[Victor]

wow way to forget me ;(

im not done yet ((((((((((((((((((

 

[Victor]

kurt aka turn - knows his fashion
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[Victor]

gene aka victor - gramps
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[Monkey]

kurt aka turn - knows his fashion
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gene aka victor - gramps
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these two are very true

 

[Turn]

kurt aka turn - knows his fashion
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>uses picture of him in a jumpsuit

thx 4 makin me hott neway but who's my smitty um hello????????????????

 

[Victor]

henry francis aka trag/prod (either works) - attractive older man, bonking betty, successful
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[Victor]

glen bishop aka denver - kinda weird, shows up sporadically
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