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Fanfiction ► KH Pure Comedy!!



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please tell me what you think!!


S=Sora, D=Donald, G=Goofy, K=Kairi, and SM=Sora’s mom


S: What me to show you?

K: Yeah, but do it slow.

G: It’s quite easy, it’s a three way.

S: We learned it in Traverse Town.

Sora’s mom walks past the room and stops to listen.

K: They’re so long and hard, all of yours.

SM: What…*gasps*

S: Yeah, now we put them together, they have to touch.

SM: *looks disgusted*

S: You can try now, but you don’t have the special talent as we do.

SM: *Busts through the door* YOU SICK PEOPLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??

Sora, Donald and Goofy had their Keyblade, Staff and Shield up in the air united.

S: Hey mom, sorry if we’re making a lot of noise, we were just doing a trinity.

SM: Oh, ok. Have fun. *Walks out and shuts door*

S: Want to have a four way?

K: Yeah *few moments later Kairi moans*

SM: Such playful children.
 
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Sora#2 said:
please tell me what you think!!


S=Sora, D=Donald, G=Goofy, K=Kairi, and SM=Sora’s mom


S: What me to show you?

K: Yeah, but do it slow.

G: It’s quite easy, it’s a three way.

S: We learned it in Traverse Town.

Sora’s mom walks past the room and stops to listen.

K: They’re so long and hard, all of yours.

SM: What…*gasps*

S: Yeah, now we put them together, they have to touch.

SM: *looks disgusted*

S: You can try now, but you don’t have the special talent as we do.

SM: *Busts through the door* YOU SICK PEOPLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??

Sora, Donald and Goofy had their Keyblade, Staff and Shield up in the air united.

S: Hey mom, sorry if we’re making a lot of noise, we were just doing a trinity.

SM: Oh, ok. Have fun. *Walks out and shuts door*

S: Want to have a four way?

K: Yeah *few moments later Kairi moans*

SM: Such playful children.
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Not very funny. It's a blatant rip off of The One He Fears' post in Things KH Characters would never say thread.
The One He Fears said:
OK listen to this:
*Sora and Kairi are hanging out in Sora's room, the door is closed and Sora's mom walks buy.*
Kairi's voice: Wow sora!! you never said it got this big!
Sora's voice: Heh, you never asked!
K's voice: it's soooo long and hard!
S's voice: well that's the best way to use it!
*S's mom puts her ear to the door*
K's voice: can I touch it?
S's voice: sure, but not too rough or stuff will shoot out.
K's voice: really!! that's cool can I, pleeeeease!!
S's voice: ok sure.
*S's mom hears somthing hit the ceiling*
K's voice: whoa cool!!! I didn't know it could all do that!!
S's voice: wait, let me show you something.
K's voice: what?
S's voice: Riku showed me this, let me just stick it in you.
*at that moment Sora's mom busts in*
Sora's mom: STOP IT THIS INSTANT, GET AWAY FROM MY SON YOU HUSSY!!!
*as she look's at Sora and Kairi, we see that Sora is showing off his Keyblade to Kairi. There is a burn mark on the ceiling. And Sora has the Heart Unlocker equiped*
Sora: u-um sorry about the b-burn mark mom.
Sora's mom: Oh, that's Ok. um carry on.
S: well that was weird.
K: yeah it was.
S: so you wanna have sex?
K: sure.
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See?
 
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