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Golden_Chocobo

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Yo Yunna!! I've been trying to reach you and all the other Back to the Islands ppl...but no such luck...i've found you and another person though.
 

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Episode 7: Opposite World

Description: Sora has a bad dream of being in an opposite world.

Sora: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: What’s wrong Sora?

Sora: I just had a nightmare!!

Riku: About what?

Sora: Ok…it all started when…

DREAM:

Sora: UGH!! Good morning Riku!!

Tidus: Umm…Riku went to buy new boots…sir…

Sora: OOHH!! Hey Tidus!! How are you…dude…what’s with the clothes?

Tidus: What’s wrong Sora? Don’t you like my new school boy uniform?

Sora: Well, it’s interesting…

Namine breaks in

Namine: YOOO!!! WASSUP!!

Sora: Uhh….

Namine: HAHA!! TIDUS!! MY MAN!!! WHAT AAAARRE YOU WEARING?!!! HAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER!! HAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHA

Tidus: Oh! Well…you shouldn’t say things like that!! It’s mean!!

Sora: Uhh…are you guys feeling ok?

Tidus: NEVER BETTER!! IT’S ALWAYS GOOD IN OPPOSITE WORLD!!

Sora: OPPOSITE WORLD?!!

Tidus: YES!! OF COURSE!! SORA YOU SILLY!!

Kairi breaks in

Sora: KAIRI?!! YOUR CLOTHES…THEY LOOK SOO…ORDINARY!!

Kairi: Yes!! They are ordinary!

Sora: You usually wear these fancy clothes with lot’s of jewelery!!

Kairi: OMG!! YOU NEED TREES TO SUPPLY THOSE KIND OF CLOTHING!! SORA!! YOU MUST SAVE THE TREES!! SAVE THE ANIMALS!!

Yuna breaks in

Sora: YUNA?!! WHAT’S WITH ALL THAT JEWLEREY AND FANCY CLOTHING?!

Yuna: I LOVE SHOPPING!! WOOHOO!! SORA!! YOU LAZY BUM!! COEM AND HELP ME WITH MY BAGS!!

Sora: I AM IN OPPOSITE WORLD!! NOO!!! WAIT A MINUTE….IF EVERYONE IS THEIR OPPOSITE…THEN…THEN…RIKU MUST BE A GUY!!

Riku breaks in

Riku: YOO WASSUP HOME DOGS!!!!

Sora: RIKU?!!

Riku: THAT’S MY NAME!! DON’T WEAR IT OUT!!

Sora: YOU’RE A GIRL!!

Riku: HEY!! THAT’S TOM GIRL TO YOU!!

Sora: OHH!! I GET IT!!

Riku: WHAT’S WRONG PUNK?!

Sora: RIKU IS A GIRLY GUY IN THE REAL WORLD!! RIKU IS A BOYISH GIRL IN THE OPPOSITE WORLD!!

Riku: GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT PUNK?!

Sora: NO!! NOT AT ALL!!

Riku: Good!! Then let’s get going!!

Sora: To where?

Tidus: To the milk shop silly!!

Sora: Milk shop?...

At the milk shop

Sora: HEY LOOK!! IT’S VINCENT!!

Vincent: Well, hello there Sora!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!! IT’S KAIRI!! SHE’S SOOO HOT!! OMG OMG OGM OMG!!

Sora: Well, this could be Kairi’s dream world…

Kairi: You…make me sick…Vincent…

Vincent: WAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Sora: Ok…what? MILK SHOP?! BUT I’M LACK TOSE INTOLERANT!!

Yuna: NO YOU AREN’T!! SORA!! YOU LAZY BUM!! HERE LET ME FEED YOU!! YOU LOVE MILK!!

Sora; NOO!! STAND BACK!! DON’T!! NOOO!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wakes up from dream

Sora: AHHHHHH!!!!

Riku: What’s wrong Sora?

Sora: I just had a nightmare!!

Riku: About what?

Sora: Ok…it all started when…

*BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH*

Sora: THAT’S HOW IT ALL HAPPENED!!

Riku: WELL THEN!! YOU SHOULDN’T BE HAVING THOSE DREAMS PUNK!!

Sora: WHAT?!!

Tidus: Indeed Sora…

Sora: HUH?!!

Yuna: That’s like totally right!!

Sora: NO!!

Namine: YEAH!! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! HAHAAHAHA!!

Sora: *GULP*

Kairi: Yes!! Screaming like that can disturb the trees!!

Sora: AHH!!

Everyone: Well…anyways..here comes your milk!!

Sora: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*wakes up from dream*

Sora: AHHHHH!!!!

Riku: What’s wrong Sora?

Sora: I just had a nightmare!!

Riku: About what?

Sora: Ok…it all started when…

It goes on and on forever…

T H E E N D?

This one was like a fun episode...just to shake things up again
 

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Episode 8: Mother’s Day

Description: This is a special Mother’s Day episode. It may not be too funny, but it just shows appreciation for your mothers.

Sora: Ugh.

Sora wakes up on a Sunday morning.

Sora: What a beautiful day…

Looks out the window to see that it’s raining.

Sora: Darn it.

Riku wakes up

Riku: Ahh…What a lovely day…

Looks out the window to see that it’s raining.

Riku: Rain is so lovely.

Sora walks out of his room into the kitchen.

Sora: Hey, you wanna go somewhere after this?

Riku walks out of his room into the kitchen.

Riku: Nahh…I need to go visit my mom.

Sora: What for?

Riku: Silly Sora…it’s Mother’s Day!!

Sora: Ok Riku, stop making up holidays again…Cuz Green Soup Day was simply out of the line…

Riku: No, I’m serious, it’s Mother’s Day!!

Sora: Riiiight…

Tidus walks in.

Tidus: Hey, guys, I can’t go anywhere after this, cuz I’m going to my mom’s place…

Sora: Huh?

Yuna walks in

Yuna: Hey guys! And girl! What did you get for your mother on Mother’s Day?

Sora: HUH?!

Yuna: I got her a box of chocolate.

Tidus: I got her a necklace.

Riku: I got her nail polish. Girls looove nail polish!

Sora: HUH?!

Namine walks in.

Namine: So, watcha doing for Mother’s Day?

Riku: Visiting her house.

Tidus: Visiting her house.

Yuna: I’m going to go to a fancy dinner with her.

Namine: I’m going to take her to Nail Polish Land!!

Riku: Really? That’s where I get my make up!

Sora: HUH?!!!!

Kairi walks in.

Kairi: Hey! Watcha going to do for Mother’s Day?

Namine: …

Sora: So tell me…what is this Mother’s Day about?

Namine: It’s when we show appreciation for our mother.

Sora: Hmm…I wonder why I don’t remember.

Namine:It’s probably from that amesia you got from being hit on the head by Tidus’s heavy iron blitz ball.

Sora: What’s a blitz ball?

Namine: You better go shopping!!

Sora: Yes! I better!

Walks to the store and buys a card.

Sora: There! Done!

Namine: Uh…Sora, that’s a get well soon card…

Sora: Really? But I took it out of the card section!!

Namine: …

Sora runs back into the store and gets her mother a Mother’s day card.

Namine: Uh…Sora? I’m not sure if that one’s appropriate?

Sora: Why not? It’s for Mother’s day?

Namine: Your mom is not a moogle.

The card reads:

Thank you for all you have done, my moogle moogle mom.

Shows a picture of a little moogle hugging a big moogle.

Sora: Fine! Be so picky!

Sora runs back into the store and gets her mother a Mother’s day card. He then gets her a necklace.

Namine: Good! Now just give it to your mom!

Sora: Uhh…where is my mom?

Namine: Sigh…that amesia really did a number on you…

Namine takes him to his mom’s house.

Namine: Soo…what present did you give her?

Sora: An exploding necklace thingy I got from the store.

Namine: You can’t give that to her!! It will explode!!

Sora’s mom opens the door.

Sora’s mom: Oh! Sora! What a pleasant surprise! How’s that amesia going?

Sora: Whose that brown haired woman?

Namine: Your mom!

Sora: Hey! Those jokes are soooo two weeks ago…Get with the times! Namine!

Namine: I’m serious! It’s your mom!

Sora: Hi “mother”.

Sora’s mom: Uhh…hi Sora….dinner is ready.

Sora suddenly gets bonked on the head by a giant bat and remembers everything.

Sora: UGH! It’s Mother’s Day!

Namine: Finally!!

Sora: Dang! I can’t give her that moogle card! Or that exploding necklace! What should I do?!

Namine: Just put them behind that tree!

Sora: OK!

Sora’s mom: So, Sora, how are you?

Sora: Mom, I know that I didn’t give you a present, but I still love you, and I always will.

Sora’s mom: Ohh…Sora…that’s so sweet? That’s the greatest gift a mother can have!

Sora: Thanks mom! Wow, and it didn’t even cost a penny!

Sora’s mom: Come here and give me a hug!

The exploding necklace explodes.

T H E E N D.

Yeah, this one was not that funny, cuz i didn't really mean it to be funny. So, next episode will be back to funny. Ok? Ok.
 

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lol k thanks!!

This will be almost the Season finale...i'm going to make two seasons probably...episodes one to ten, and episodes eleven to twenty.

Episode 9(Part 1): Jobs Listings

Description: Sora looks for a job.

Sora: *yawn* dang…bills are here…HOLY…COW!!!! HOW COULD WE SPEND SO MUCH MONEY?!

Riku: *yawn* dang…bills are here…Hey!! This is twenty dollars less than our last bill!!

Sora: How much did you make?

Riku: Well, I made 1,000,000 on my last movie, and 1,000,000 on last last movie…

Sora: Good…that should be enough…

Riku: Although, I spent 1,999,999 on shopping supplies…

Sora: …great…a penny…to the loan shop!!

Riku: WAIT!! YOU GET A JOB!!

Sora: Why?

Riku: I’M DOING ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE!!

Sora: I make money off my lemonade stand…yesterday was…25 cents…the day before yesterday was…25 cents…

Riku: …

Sora: FINE I’LL GET A JOB!!

The gang meets to find a job for Sora.

Sora: How about an archeologist?

Riku: Hey!! Great idea!!

Sora: I can be a doctor!! I can cure man kind!!

Kairi: HAHA…right…when I have a heart attack in a restauraunt, I want YOU there with your fossil brush…HAHA…

Sora: I can cure man kind!! By curing their knowledge!!

Riku: Wow…that’s deep…

Tidus: Here’s one, beauty pagent make-up dresser????

Sora: Uhhhh….

Riku: OOOOO!!!! I’ll be your first customer!!

Tidus: Figures…

Sora: Hmmmm….I can be a singer…

Tidus: No…too much work…

Sora: I can be an actor again.

Tidus: Yeah!! You can!!

Riku: What if he tells Sora to do some dangerous stunt, like when he almost got killed by jumping off the building in Deep Dive???? That’s what made him quit…I took over the job.

Tidus: Hmmm…

Sora: I got one…professional blitz ball player…

Tidus: No…I was that before…too many groupies…too annoying…

Riku: Hey!! I wasn’t annoying!!

Tidus: You sure were screaming though…

Sora: Hmmm…I GOT IT!!!! HOW ABOUT, I DON’T WORK AT ALL?

Riku: HEY GOOD IDE…NICE TRY….BUT IT AIN’T GOING TO WORK…

Sora: Fine!! I will get a job!!

Riku: Noo!!!! YOU WON’T GET A JOB!!

Sora: Suit your self…

Riku: UGH!! YOU ARE SUCH A SLY MAN…

Sora: Hmmm…how about animal keeper?

Riku: Hmm….

To be continued…
 
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Your not very orginal
You said:
Sora; Well, we went in a narrow hall way, dodged a stampeding group of groupies, went up a curvy staircase, but these last few steps is when things REALLY get tricky…*sarcasm* *sarcasm*

Carpenter: You know sometimes your words? They hurt!

Carpenter runs out the door

Tidus; Could you hurry up?

Kairi: Yeah cuz it’s REALLY heavy…Well, actually I’m just pretending to carry it.

Yuna: I told you to carry the window curtains first but nooooo…
All of that is from an episode of Friends just the name and items swtiched around.

You said:
Kairi: HAHA…right…when I have a heart attack in a restauraunt, I want YOU there with your fossil brush…HAHA
Thats also from Friends. Your going to have to be more orignal
 
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