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Episode(Part2):

They all travel to the Pizza Parlor

Yuna: Riku, you’ve gained weight

Riku: What do you mean?

Yuna: What? You can’t understand, “You’ve gained weight”?

Riku: No, I mean how did I gain weight?

Yuna: You look larger than before.

Riku: Well, you’ve gained weight too!

Yuna: You’ve also became more girlish.

Riku: Thank Kairi for that.

Kairi: Hey Sora, can I borrow….OMG IT’S VINCENT!!

Sora: Do you have to say that everytime you see him?

Kairi: Hello Vincent! How are you today?

Vincent: …Will you stop following me….

Kairi: I’m not! I’m just…well….I’m not following you!

Vincent: You…make me sick…

REJECTION!!!!

Sora: Hey! You can’t say that about Kairi!

Vincent: Oh? What are you gonna do about it?

Sora: I can take you anyday! Anytime!

Vincent: Oh yeah?

Sora: Yeah!

*POW*

In the hospital

Sora: Uggh….what happened?

Kairi: You got knocked out.

Sora: Did I win?

Kairi: YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT.

Sora: ~sigh~ oh well…am I injured?

Kairi: YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT.

Sora: Why is she keep saying that?

Tidus: Hmm…Riku and Yuna are talking a lot lately…

Riku: Psssssh! I did not turn into a girl!

Yuna: You couldn’t have! Cuz you are already one!

Riku: GASP!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!

Tidus: Riku, you’re more girly than Yuna…let’s just leave it like that.

Riku: Well, that makes me pretty much a man…

Yuna: ………………………………………

SLAPS RIKU

Riku: GASP!!!!

SLAPS YUNA

Everyone stares at Riku

Riku: ….I meant that as a punch….

Yuna’s head begins to fill with steam. Her face starts turning red.

Riku: Calm down…Yuna…It’s ok…It’s actually fun being a guy…

They both start slapping each other.

Namine: Yuna! Riku! Stop fighting! Kairi, help me settle this!

Kairi: Yeah! Go Yuna! Kick his butt!

Namine:…

Suddenly, a random guy just runs in the middle of them.

Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yuna: SEPHIROTH?! IS THAT YOU?!

Riku: SEPHIROTH?! WHOSE THAT?!

Yuna: He’s my ex-boyfriend.

Tidus: BOY FRIEND?!

Sephiroth: FIGHTING IS NOT THE ANSWER!! YOU MUST FIND YOUR INNER SOUL AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER!! Breathe….exhale….Breathe…exhale…

Tidus: I can see why you broke up with him.

Yuna: He became a saint.

T H E E N D

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TYPING IN THIS EPISODE ok? CUZ I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO END IT…THIS EPISODE HAD NO PLOT AND WASN’T THAT FUNNY, CUZ I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TYPING…SO NEXT EPISODE I’LL GO BACK TO THE FUNNY ONES.
 

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thanks riku girl



This isn't an episode...it's just a bonus feature...like "The Origin of Deep Dive"

Kingdom Hearts

THE MOVIE

Sora: Is this all for real?

*Plays Simple and Clean*

Sora: Watch out! There’s a tidal wave behind you!

Riku: Hold my hand.

Sora: Riku! Nooooooooo!!

Kairi: Sora you lazy bum! Omg! You’re falling form the sky!

Sora: Wooww!! I’m falling under water!! HElP!!!! OMG DARKSIDE!!!!

*BAM*

Sora: Whew…that was close…

Pops to Traverse Town

Pluto: *woof* *woof*
Sora: Hey there little guy…you lost?

Leon: Hi there! My name is Leon! This is Yuffie! This is Cid! This is Aerith!

Sora: Wow cool

Leon: The heartless are attacking!

Sora: OMG IT’S GUARD ARMOR!

Donald: Hi I’m donalda and he’s Goofy.

Goofy: Ah-heeuck

Sora: Let’s battle!

*BAM*

Donald: Show me a smile

*smile*

Donald: Let’s go explore the world!

CAT: YAY YOU DEFEATED TRICK MASTER.

*LOCK*

Tarzan: YAY YOU DEFEAT LIZARD.

*LOCK*

Hercules: YAY YOU DEFEATED CEBERUS.

*LOCK*

Aladin: YAY YOU DEFEATED JAFAR.

*LOCK*

Pinnochio: YAY YOU DEFEATED PARASITE CAGE.

*LOCK*

Ariel: YAY YOU DEFEATED URSULA.

*LOCK*

Peter: YAY YOU DEFEATED CAPTAIN HOOK.

*LOCK*

Beast: YAY YOU DEFEATED MALIFICENT.

*LOCK*

Oh no! You must lock the worlds again.

End of World

Sora: I have found you Ansem!

Ansem: You have gotten this far…and still…you understand nothing…

Sora: Is this my home?

Ansem: Join the darkness…

*BAM*

Sora: Whew that was close.

Ansem: NOOOO!!!!

Sora: YES!!

Ansem: KINGDOM HEARTS…IS LIGHT?!

Sora: YES!!

Riku: WE CAN CLOSE THE DOOR IF WE WORK TOGETHER.

Sora: RIKU!!

Riku: TAKE CARE OF HER!!

Sora: OK!!

Mickey: Huh huh!! Yay!!

Sora: I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU KAIRI, I PROMISE.

Kairi: NOO!!! GIVE ME BACK MY GOOD LUCK CHARM!!

Sora: NEVER!!!!

Kairi: WAWAWA!!

Sora: MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Kairi: DARN YOU!!

Sora: SEE YA LATER!!

Kairi: OMG YOU DREW A PICTURE OF US GIVING ME A PAPOU FRUIT!! WELL, I’LL GIVE IT BACK!!

Sora: Look! A letter!

Donald: LET’S GO FIND THE KING!!

Goofy: AH-HEEUK!!

Sora: RIKU!!

T H E E N D

Another Side Another Story

Walk walk walk walk stomp…

T H E E N D
 

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thanks everybody

Episode 5(Part 1): Picture Day

Description: Riku is starring in a new movie. They are taking pictures for posters and brocheres. Riku has mosquito bites all over his face.

Riku: Guess what everybody?!

Sora: What?!

Riku: I’m gonna star in a movie! It’s coming out tomorrow! We’re taking pictures today!

Sora: You’re taking pictures TODAY? Isn’t it kind of late?

Riku: What do you know?!

Tidus: Hey! Guess what?! I got a new pet! I found it near the swamps!

Sora: There are no swamps here.

Tidus: Swamps…oceans…what’s the difference?!

Sora: So…what pet did you get?

Kairi: A fish?

Namine: A whale?

Yuna: A shark?

Tidus: No, it’s a mosquito!

Everyone: ?!??!?!!?!!

Tidus: Actually, it’s mosquitoS

Everyone:??!?1!!?!!

Tidus: Well, I put air holes in it incase it needs to breathe, well, I’m leaving them here tonight….so take care of them.

At night

The mosquitos fly out of the air holes and travel to Riku’s room. They suck on his blood.

*suck* *suck*

Next morning

Riku: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: What’s wrong?

Riku: LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!

Sora: Wow…looks like you got some mosquito bites on you.

Riku: QUICK!! I NEED TO COVER THEM UP!!!!

Sora: How are the mosquitos in our apartment?

Riku: TIDUS!!!!

Tidus: My mosquitos like your blood.

Riku: TIDUS!!!!

Tidus: Sorry.

Riku: UGH!!!! MY PHOTO SHOOT IS IN ONE HOUR!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!!! THE MEDICINE WON’T WORK!!

To be continued…

I’ll let you guys make the ending…what should Riku do about his mosquito bites problems?! Suggestions?!
 
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i have absolutely no idea what should happen, Keep it up man! this stuff is AWESOME!!
 

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Well, i only got like one reply...so i'm just gonna use Cloud's Shadow's idea...

Episode 5(Part 2):

Tidus: How about you let Yuna dress up like you?

Riku: No way! Yuna is a girl!

Tidus: Exactly!! You guys would look almost identical!!

Riku: No! Tidus! You caused this mess! So you have to dress up like me!!

Tidus: I didn’t cause this mess!! The mosquitos did!! Tell them to dress up like you!!

Riku: …

Sora: Dude, you can just use Riku’s wig.

Riku: What wig?

Sora: The one you’re wearing on your head right now!!

Riku: It’s not a wig…anyways…it won’t be too hard to find my hair style.

Tidus: Yeah! Just check in those fashion model beauty parlors for women.

Riku: …

Yuna: I know!! Riku!!

Riku: Yes?

Yuna: Take off your clothes!!

Riku: Woooow!! Yuna!! I never knew!!

Yuna: … at least give me a pair of your clothing so I can dress it on Tidus.

Riku: Well!! I never like you too!!

Yuna: There!! At least your bottom half looks like Riku!!

Tidus: Should I consider that as a compliment or insult?

Riku: Ok…now the hair…

Sora: I know!! You should dye your hair!!

Riku: But it will be too short.

Sora: Well, just say you got a hair cut!!

Riku: Yeah good idea!!

Tidus: One more problem…

Sora: What?

Tidus: My face!! My hair style too!!

Sora: Riku!! Just let him use some of your make up you hide in your closet!!

Everyone: ????

Riku: Uhh…what make up? *ahem* *ahem*

Sora: Quit fooling around!! I hear you sing the Titanic theme song in the bathroom while putting on some red blush and glossy lipstick.

Everone: ??????

Riku: What?! *ahem* *ahem *

Sora: I’ve seen you walk around with them while…

Riku: Ok!! Ok!! Here!! Just stop telling everyone our secrets…

Sora: There!! You look like Riku!!

Tidus: Yeah…well at least I look more manly then him…even though I have red lipstick on and eye make up…

Riku: Ever since I started hanging out with Kairi, you’ve kept making fun of me about being a girl!!

Tidus: Ok!! Well, I’m ready!!

To be continued…
 

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ok i'm done with part 3.

Episode 5(Part 3):

At the Interview

Tidus: I LOOK RETARDED!!

Riku: Yes you do…but this is the only way!!

Interviewer: WELCOME TO…..”INTERVIEW ACTORS!!” TODAY WE WILL BE INTERVIEWING RIKU!! HERE ARE THE RULES!! ANSWER EACH QUESTION THOROGOUHLY AND FAST!! IF WE FIND OUT YOU ARE A FRAUD!! WE WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND FEED IT TO BAHAMUT!!

Tidus: *gulp*

Interviewer: FIRST QUESTION!! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Tidus: PIZZA!!

Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?

Tidus: GIRL!!

Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR?

Tidus: WHITE!!

Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! ARE YOU A FRAUD?

Tidus: YES!! I MEAN NO!!

Interviewer: WELL, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Tidus: SPIDERS!!

Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE?

Tidus: BLUE!!

Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR?

Tidus: YES!!

Interviewer: GOOD!! SECURITY!! BUY HIM A NEW CAR!! WELL THAT’S THE END OF THE SHOW!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!

Tidus: Whew... that was close…

Wig falls off

Interviewer: GASP!!!!!!!

Tidus: NO!! IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!

Interviewer: YOU WEAR A WIG?!!

Tidus: Uhhh….yes….i wear a wig…by the way I’m Riku.

Interviewer: oh ok….well see you next time!!

Tidus:Whew….

Back at the apartment

Tidus: I LOVE MY NEW CAR!!

Riku: IT’S MY NEW CAR!! THEY GAVE IT TO RIKU!!

Tidus: Hey…I like being you…I’M KEEPING THIS OUTFIT!!

Riku: OH YEAH?!!

Tidus: YEAH!!

Sora: This story has no plot…

T H E E N D
 

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continue and if you ever want ideas PM me ill throw you a bunch.
 

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lol thanks guys

Episode 6(Part 1): Remodling

Descrpition: Riku wants to remodel the apartment, but Sora doesn’t think it’s a good idea.

Riku: *yawn* what a beautiful day…

Sora: Hey Riku, awake yet?

Riku: Yeah…Hey, can you hand me the remote control for the t.v?

Sora: uhh…we don’t have a remote control…we just switch the dials…

Riku: Ohhh….sorry…I was just dreaming about us having a dream house! With a luxury couch! Giant Plasma Size T.V!

Sora: Living with you is already crazy enough Riku…

Riku: Let’s remodel the house!!

Sora: WHAT?! YOU WANT TO REMODEL?!

Riku: WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A BATH ROOM!!

Sora: WE HAVE A TOILET AND A SINK!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?!

Riku: THEY ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!

Sora: THERE ARE TWO PROBLEMS WITH YOUR THEORY…FIRST OF ALL…WE LIVE IN AN APARTMENT NOT A HOUSE…SECOND OF ALL…WE NEVER BOTHERED ABOUT THIS BEFORE!!

Riku: YEESH!! I’M TIRED OF HAVING TO GO TO TIDUS’S ROOM TO TAKE A SHOWER!! IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME LAME REMARKS!!

FLASH BACK

Riku walks in with soap and a towel

Riku: Hey Tidus..

Tidus: Hey Riku…

Riku: Do you have a shower?

Tidus: Yeah…right this way MA’AM…

Riku: …

Tidus: Did I say something wrong?

Riku: Forget it…

Tidus: Well here it is…the showers….and here’s your HAIR SHAMPOO…LOTION…CONDITIONER….SOAP…YES IT’S GREEN APPLE FLAVORED…AND MOST IMPORTANTLY…YOUR EYE CREAM…OH, AND DON’T WAX INSIDE MY ROOM…

Riku: La la la la…hey what’s that flashing noise…HOLY COW!! THERE ARE CAMERAS IN THIS ROOM!! TIDUS!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus: What can I get for you madam? How about these pictures I just got from my camera?

Riku: YOU TOOK PICTURES OF ME SHOWERING?!!

Tidus: Yes, I’m doing it for the science corp. They say they need more pictures of genderless people.

BACK TO REALITY

Riku: SEE?!

Sora: HEY!! I THINK IT’S A GREAT IDEA THAT TIDUS IS ACTUALLY DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE!!

Riku: …

Sora: Listen…I don’t want to remodel!! Where will we live while it’s under construction?

Riku: Don’t worry…it’ll only take a day…

Sora: A day? You’re going to remodel everything in a day?!

Riku: REMODEL?! Who said anything about that? I just want to move some stuff around and get new furniture!! REMODEL?! THAT’S RIDICULOUS!!

Sora: …

T O B E C O N T I N U E…


just to tell you ppl...i wrote this one at like very late at night...so i was just doing w/e....so it may be kind of rushy and weird...so...
 

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lol, ok, i was like almost asleep that's why, i was very tired.

Episode 6(Part 2):

The Day of the Moving

Sora: Hey Riku

Riku: Yes?

Sora: Where should we put this table?

Riku: Hold up I’m on the phone…

Sora, Tidus, Kairi, Namine, and Yuna come in carrying a 200 pound table.

The carpenter comes in.

Carpenter: Hey do you guys need help with that?

Sora; Well, we went in a narrow hall way, dodged a stampeding group of groupies, went up a curvy staircase, but these last few steps is when things REALLY get tricky…*sarcasm* *sarcasm*

Carpenter: You know sometimes your words? They hurt!

Carpenter runs out the door

Tidus; Could you hurry up?

Kairi: Yeah cuz it’s REALLY heavy…Well, actually I’m just pretending to carry it.

Riku: Hold up!

Sora: EEK!!

Namine: Man, this is gonna give us a sore back!

Riku (On the phone): So should do you wanna go?

Yuna: I told you to carry the window curtains first but nooooo…

Riku (On the phone): What?! You aren’t going?

Sora: Hurry up!! I think I’m going to get a herneia!!

Riku (On the phone): Sigh…fine if you really think it’s best if we go our separate ways…

Tidus: Screw this!!
Tidus lets go. Suddenly, everyone starts to collapse.

Sora: Tidus!!

Tidus: Wow…you guys really need to get in shape…

Tidus gets back on.

Riku (On the phone): YOU’RE BREAKING UP?! FINE!!

Sora: Hmm…what?

Riku (On the phone): FINE!! WAWAWAAWAWAWAWA!!!

Riku hangs up.

Sora: What happened Riku? Did you break up with your girl friend?

Everyone starts to feel compassion for Riku.

Riku: No, I was just asking Wakka if he wanted to go to the pizza parlor He said he had a doctor’s appointment so he couldn’t go. Then his phone started to break up. So we hung up.

Tidus: Speaking of doctors, you should be seeing one too.

Sora: What about all that screaming?

Riku: I got a paper cut!

Sora: …

Tidus: Ok, well we need help with this…Where do you want us to put it?

Riku: Oh, that? You can put it back in the truck. I’m not going to put that inside the apartment for today.

Sora: !!

Everyone let’s go of the table.

Riku: Uhh…guys? Why are you looking at me like that? Uhh..guys?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T H E E N D ?


I put the quesiton mark in the end like a sign of those scary movies...like you think the ghost is dead, but the hand sticks out of the ground.
 
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