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Golden_Chocobo

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Hey wassup, i made this fan fiction a loong time a go, but when the new forums came, it got lost...so here is it again.

Proglue:
~The Origin of Deep Dive~

You all know that Riku is most likely the blind-folded unknown in deep dive right? Well…that wasn’t always true…

Director: Places! Sora, come on!

Sora (shivering): Are you crazy?! I’m not going to jump off a building blind-folded trying to catch my keyblade!

Director: Relax will ya? It’s JUST an oversized key anways… Besides, BHK is doing a dangerous stunt too…

Sora: You’re saying running on a wall with stickey shoes is more dangerous than jumping off a building WITH NO SAFTEY EQUIPMENT AT ALL?!

Director: Yeah…we need to be putting on a good show here…Come one Sora…You can do it. Besides, there are tramplings on the bottom.

Sora: Alright…

Sora gets into place and jumps off the building as told to…

Director: Wait…who’s in charge of the tramplings?

BHK: Jafar...

Director: Isn’t he dead?

BHK: Uh oh…

*SPLAT*

Director: Oooo…we need someone to take his place…How about you Riku?

Riku: Me? I always wanted to be in a movie!

Now you know...the TRUE origan behind, Deep Dive.
 

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(Sorry for double posting i didn't have enough space on the last post)

Ok, here is Episode 1

Episode 1 (Part 1):

Straight as a Rainbow


Riku: Wow! We went through lots of progress today eh Kairi?

Kairi: Yeah! We did! So…we should hang out more often! It’s like we never see each other anymore!

Riku: Yeah that’s true…so you wanna go to the arcade?

Kairi: Uh…nah…let’s go to the mall!

Riku: Uh…ok!

After 5 hours of shopping, Riku and Kairi return to their apartments

Riku: Wow! I never thought shopping could be so much fun!

Kairi: Well, when you shop with me! It’s always fun!

Riku: Let’s do it again next week!

Kairi: Ok!

Five weeks later...

Sora: Hey Riku! How are you?

Riku: Hey Sora! How are you doing?

Sora:What are you wearing?!

Riku: My clothes…

Sora: I mean what are you wearing?!

Riku: My clothes…

Sora: Your pink dress?

Riku: It’s not pink! Its salmon colored!

Sora: Looks pink to me…

Tidus walks in

Tidus: Hey guys! Nice pink dress Riku! Lose a bet?

Riku: Its salmon colored!

Tidus: Hm…looks more like pink to me…

Riku: It’s not! You big meanies!

Sora: Uh…Riku? Are you feeling ok? After you’ve been hanging around with Kairi this past few weeks, you seem a little more…well…how do I say this…

Tidus: Girly

Sora: Tidus!

Tidus:Hey it’s true!

Sora: Well, lets just say you have become more...

Tidus:Girly

Sora:STOP SAYING THAT

Riku: Ah! How dare you! You should be ashamed of yourself Mister!

Sora: Riku!

Riku: What?!

Sora: You’re becoming a girl!

Riku: No I’m not!

Sora: Yes you are!

Tidus: Soon, you’ll be wearing lipstick!

Riku: How did you know I have lipstick!

Sora: Riku!

Riku: Speak to the hand!

Sora: Riku!

Riku: Drop it!

Tidus: Ok you are becoming gay Riku

Riku:I'm straight!

Tidus: Yeah...straight as a rainbow...

Riku glares at Tidus and suddenly smiles

Tidus: I’m out of here! Before he starts asking us out!

Tidus runs out the door

Riku: Oh, my gosh Sora! I AM becoming a girl! Help me!

Sora: Ok! Follow me!

Riku: Ooo…I’m sorry Sora, I have a haircut appointment with Kairi…

Sora: …

Riku: Ok, I guess I have to cancel that. I was really looking forward to that hair cut!

Sora: Come on!

To be continued…


Tell me if you want me to continue...if oyu dont' want me too, then ill stop...
 

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lol thanks

Episode 1 (Part 2):

Riku: Let’s go to the mall!

Sora: No! If you want to find your innerself then I suggest we go to the arcade instead…

They travel to the arcade and Sora finds the Kingdom Hearts game…

Sora: See? Look how guyish you are in this game.

Riku: Really? I think I look like a girl.

Stares at the FF X-2 Riku

Sora: …

Riku: What?

Sora: That’s not you.

Riku: Sure it is.

Sora: No it ain’t.

Riku: It has my name on it

Sora: It’s another Riku! Look at this box.

Riku: Wow…I look hot.

Sora: You WERE hot…

Riku: ?

Sora: Ok…that didn’t come out right…

Riku: Well…this helped

Sora: Let’s go to the mall then.

Riku: Really?

Sora: Yeah…then we can see where you when wrong

They go to the mall and they meet Paine

Riku: Whew….She’s hot…

Sora: You said she was hot!

Riku: Yeah? So…

Sora: You’re straight!

Riku: I am straight! I’m cured! Yes! NOT straight as a rainbow!

They get back to their apartments

Riku: Oh my gosh! I missed the haircut appointment with Kairi!

Sora: …

Riku: What?

Sora: Screw her!

Riku: Yeah! You know what? You’re right!

Tidus comes in

Tidus: Hey Sora, do you have any…

Tidus starts backing away from Riku

Tidus: What’s rainbow boy doing here…

Riku: Don’t worry…I’m cured…Oh my gosh! This IS a pink shirt! It said salmon on the price tag! I’m taking this to the law!

Sora: What did he say?

Tidus: Who knows…let’s go eat pizza.

Sora: Ok…

Riku became a man again. Kairi and Riku are still good friends, but now rarely hang out.

Riku: Hey! Are you the Tang Top Company?

Speaker: Yeah? So how may I help you today?

Riku: You’re price tag said salmon dress…it clearly said salmon…but you gave me pink!

Speaker: Uh…so why are you calling us?

Riku: I’m sueing!

T H E E N D
 

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I've seen this kind of thing done with alot of various games and TV shows (mainly cartoons), but they generally are always funny, and yours is no exception. I want more!
 

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Ok...kairi girl...KH Laughs was the title wayyyy before i even made this....thats the ORIGINAL title...it is suppose to be a comedy, but it includes lot's of stuff too...

Epsiode3(Part 2):

BEHIND THE VIDEO ------

2 years back…

Sora:Hey, Kairi, you wanna…

Kairi: OMG ITS VINCENT!!

Leaps with joy and runs over to Vincent

1 month later…

Sora:Kairi, I was thinking…do you….

Kairi: OMG It’S VINCENT!!

Leaps with joy and runs voer to Vincent

5 months later…

Sora:Hey Kairi…I WAS THINKING……

Kairi:OMG ITS…

Sora:YES I KNOW! ITS VINCENT! JUST LISTEN TO ME HERE!!

Kairi:WHAT IS IT?!

Sora:Uh…nothing…

Few hours ago…

Sora: Anyways…wanna go out on a…

Kairi:HOLD THAT THOUGHT! OMG IT’S VINCENT!!

Leaps with joy and runs over to Vincent

T H E E N D
 

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(sorry for double posting...i didn't have enough room...In fact...i may need another post for this...)

Episode 3(Part 3):

Back to Reality----

Tidus: Wait a minute….you said it was a high school tape…

Riku: Hmm…I guess it wasn’t….

Tidus: Did you even go to high school?

Riku: uhh…maybe….

Namine: Who taped that anyway?

Riku: Who knows...So…Kairi do you know now?

Kairi: That Vincent is hot? OF COURSE!!

Riku: …

Kairi: So…Riku…wanna go to the mall?

Riku: hmmm why no….

Tidus: DON’T START THAT AGAIN!

Riku: Dude…chill…I was only gonna check out some shops…

Tidus: The only shops that are appropriate for us to go into are the Video game Store, and Victoria’s Secret!

Riku: That’s not true! There are many other great shops like….Limited Too! Or….Woman’s Foot Locker…and…

Tidus: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE?!

Riku: Sorry…

Sora walks out of his door

Sora: You know what Kairi…Wanna go get some coffee?

Kairi: Sure! I have some Coffee mix here!

Sora: …uhh….how about movies?

Kairi: Well you got TONS of dvds!

Sora: How about a movie…AT A MOVIE THEATER….

Kairi: Sure why not?!

Kairi walks out the door
 

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(I told you i need three posts lol)

Episode 3(Part 4):

Sora: that wen’t pretty easy…

Tidus: Yep….anyways good luck!

Sora: Wait! You gotta help me say the right things!

Tidus: Yep…anyways good luck!

Riku: TIDUS! Fine…we’ll help you….

Sora: Excellent!!

The night of the date….

Sora: Nice evening eh?

Kairi: Yep!

Riku hiding in the bushes: Psst….Sora….tell her she’s pretty…girls like that….

Kairi: Why is inside the room?

Sora: Uh….the fertile ground here makes the bush grow better….

Kairi: Uh…ok….

Riku: Psst! Tell her she has beautiful eyes that burn with a thousand suns!

Sora: You have beautiful eyes that burn with a thousand buns…

Kairi: EXCUSE ME?!

Riku: NOT BUNS! SUNS!

Sora: You have beautiful suns! Not buns! I mean your buns are beautiful but….wait that didin’t come out right…what I mean is…

Tidus: RECOVER! RECOVER!

Sora: You’re peeeerty….

Kairi: ………………..

Sora: Hehe….help me out here guys….

Riku: Tell her…hmm…let me think…

Sora: Hmm…let me think….

Riku: DON’T TELL HER THAT!!

Sora: DON’T TELL HER THAT!!

Riku: ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!

Sora: ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!

Kairi: Excuse me?!

Sora: You’re peeeerty….

Kairi: …..

Sora: Ok….sigh~…the truth is…Riku and Tidus are behind that bush…they were feeding me things for me to say to you…to make this a good date…

Tidus: uhh…NO WE AREN’T!! We’re…just moving bushes that look like Riku and Tidus!!

Sora: DROP IT!

Tidus: OK FINE!!

Kairi: No Sora…I like you for who YOU are…you don’t need some sissy feeders to give you advice…

Riku and Tidus: HEY!

Sora: You really think so?

Kairi: I KNOW so….and…if it really means this much to you…I’ll….

Sora: You’ll….

Kairi: OMG IT’S VINCENT!!!! *GASP* He’s with another woman! I must go stop him!

Leaps with joy and runs over to Vincent

Sora: sigh~

Riku: Dude you ok?

Sora: Yep…

Tidus: Still heart broken?

Sora: You know what….i don’t’ even like her anymore….i never really understood why I liked her in the first place!

Riku: Yeah!

Sora: Yeah!

Tidus: Yeah!

Riku: Hey, Sora…if you’re not going out with anyone..i’m still available…

Sora: Are you just being funny? Or do you REALLY need to go to the mental hospital?

Riku: Hmm…hard choice….

Tidus: I don’t think you have to answer that question…..

Sora: Why not?

Tidus: Cuz I already no the answer…

T H E E N D

(by the way…the ending really isn’t suppose to be THAT funny…)
 

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Episode 4(Part 1):

Description: Yuna is back from the shooting of FF X – 2. Sora picks a fight with Vincent.


Yuna Is Back

One day…

Sora: *yawn* * yawn* Hey Kairi, do you have any other game besides “Barney Make Over”?

Kairi: ”Barney Make Over” is a great game! It got a 5!

Sora: out of 100…

Kairi: Oh what do you know!

Sora: I know!

Suddenly some one walks in the door

Yuna: Hello Kairi!

Kairi leaps with joy

Kairi: Yuna you’re back from the shooting of FFX-2!!

Yuna: Yup! And…hello Sora….

Sora: Well you sure act different in the game…

Yuna: Well…where is Tidus? And Riku?

Tidus and Riku walk in

Tidus: Why is it that when ever some one calls our names, we just walk in?

Riku: Who knows?

Yuna: Oohhhhh Tidus! I’m back!!

Tidus: Heeeey!!! Yuna!! Long time no see!!

Riku: Yeah Buna! How is it?

Yuna: …

Riku: What?

Yuna: It’s Yuna….

Riku: Ohhh…right…Zuna…got it!

Yuna: …

Kairi: Soooooo you wanna go get some pizza?

Everyone: Yeah sure why not?

To be continued…
 
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