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Episode 12(Part 1): Playing the game with friends.
Descritpition: Sora and Kairi enjoy their time together, as Riku plays a big part in a new movie…the princess…guess whose the charming prince?
Sora: *yawn* Wasn’t yesterday night great Kairi?
Kairi appears under Sora. They are on a bunk bed.
Kairi: Yeah!!!! Let’s do it again today!!!!
Sora: YEAH!!!!
Sora and Kairi walk out of the room. Riku is on the sofa with his slippers and his pipe.
Sora: GASP!!!! RIKU YOU SMOKE?!
Riku: It’s a toy fool…I just want to look cool…so how was yesterday night? I heard lot’s of giggling.
Sora: IT WAS AWESOME VERY COOL!!!!
Kairi: YEAH!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I BUNKED OVER!!!!
Riku: OK!!!! Well…
Tonight.
Sora and Kairi are giggling and laughing like crazy.
The next day in the morning.
Riku: So how was last night?
Sora: IT WAS VERY COOL!!!! BUT I GOT SENT TO JAIL!!!!
Kairi: Yeah…I won all the games!!!!
Riku: Uhh…we games did you play?
Sora: Well we played, Monopoly, Life, Battleship, Trouble, Sorry, Jumanji, Star Wars Life, Simpson’s Life, Spongebob Life, Kingdom Hearts Life,…
Riku: Ok I get the point…
Kairi: YEAH AND WE ALSO PLAYED 542 ROUNDS OF TIC TAC TOE AND HANG MAN!!!!
Riku: Hmm…for a second there I thought Kairi was teaching Sora English when I heard you last night…
The mail man walks in.
Mail Man: Message for Riku *cough* *cough* Sorry I didn’t get the last name correct…well…you are going to star in a big movie!!!! Here…
Riku gets the message. The mail man leaves the apartment.
Sora: SINCE WHEN DOES THE MAIL MAN WALK IN?!!!!!
Riku: Since I told him to…sometimes I don’t check the ground so I don’t know if there is any mail or not…
Sora: Oh…well what are you playing?
Riku: Ooooohhh!!!! Snow White!!!! I bet I will play the Prince…wait a minute…OMG…I am going to play…THE PRINCESS?!!!!
Sora: I hear Snow White is an exquisite part…you are the perfect MATCH!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Kairi: DON’T MAKE FUN OF RIKU LIKE THAT…SNOW WHITE IS A GREAT PART!!!! RIKU IS THE PERFECT FIT!!!! HE HAS THE LOOKS THE STYLES AND EVEN THE SAME GENDER!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
Tidus walks in and sits down.
Tidus: HEY GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY MAIL TODAY?
Sora: Another Frenzy’s Joke Book?
Tidus: No…I collected all of them already…I’m going to play in Snow White!!!!
Riku: What are you going to play? A dwarf?
Tidus: No…I’m going to play…THE PRINCE!!!!
Riku: YE-…NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: What?
Sora whispers in Tidus’s ear.
Tidus: WHAT?!!!! RIKU IS PLAYING THE PRINCE?!! I’M PLAYING THE PRINCE!!!!
Sora whispers in Tidu’s ear again.
Tidus: WHAT?!!!! RIKU IS PLAYING THE PRINCESS?!!!! NOOO!!!! I BETTER RESIGN NOW!!!!
Riku: NO DON’T!!!!!I mean…YEAH WE HAVE TO BUT…THE CONTRACT THAT WE ALREADY SIGNED AND TURNED IN CANNOT BE RETURNED OR REFUSED!!!!
Tidus: DARN I’M NEVER SIGNING CONTRACTS WITHOUT READING THEM ANYMORE!!!!
Riku: Hey…look on the bright side…we both get to play AWESOME PARTS!!!! In the final scene, when the prince finally defeats the evil witch, he goes up to Snow White and…
Tidus: DON’T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!
Riku: Ok..ok…
To be continued…
Episode 12(Part2):
Tidus: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!! WHEN I MEET THE DIRECTOR I’LL I’LL…
Cloud stands there with a skull.
Tidus: CLOUD STRIFE IS THE DIRECTOR?!!!!
Riku: YOU KNOW HIM YOU KNOW CLOUD STRIFE?!!!!
Tidus: HE WAS MY COLLEGE ROOMATE!!!!
Riku: HE WAS MY SUMMER CAMP ROOMATE!!!!
Cloud looks at them and talks. He moves the skull’s jaws up and down as he speaks.
Cloud: Ahh…it is you two…good evening!!!! What a fine poetic day…I chose you two becuz you were my roommates in college and summer camp…and becuz you are fine actors…I chose you, Riku, as the princess becuz you also stared as a girl in Hamlet correct?
Riku: UHH NO!!!! I WAS ROMEO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!!
Cloud: Oh…well you did oftely look like a girl in all that make up…
Riku: I WASN’T WEARING ANY MAKE UP!!!!
Cloud: Ouch…that’s gotta hurt to look like a natural girl…
Riku: I DON’T LOOK LIKE A GIRL RIGHT NOW DO I?
The maid walks in.
Maid: May I help you sir?
Cloud: No thanks…
Maid: May I help you sir?
Tidus: No thanks…
Maid: May I help you ma’am?
Riku: SU-….I’M NOT A MA’AM FOOL!!!!
Maid: HAHAHAHAAH RIIIIIIGHT…..
Riku: I’LL SHOW YOU ALL THAT I AM A MAN!!!! I WILL EARN MY RESPECT BACK!!!!
Sora: YOU NEVER HAD ANY!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!
Riku: THAT’S IT!!!!! I’LL SHOW YO-…
Cloud: SHHHHH…just finish this problem AFTER we finish the movie ok?
Riku: Ok…
Tidus: Wait a minute omg…I have to kiss Riku on the lips after I defeat the witch??!!!!
Cloud: Uhh…noo…you kiss Riku in the beginning of the movie…
Tidus: WHAAAT?!!!
Riku: YE-WHATT?!!!!!
Cloud: Hehe…why are you all looking at me like that…your friends seem delighted…
Sora, Yunna, Kairi, and Namine are all chuckling.
Sephiroth walks in and looks around.
Sephiroth: Hey Cloud I’m ready for my make up…HEY RIKU SO YOU’RE PLAYING THE PRINCESS!!!! THEY SAID A GIRL WOULD BE PLAYING IT!!!!
Riku: …
Tidus: Yes…and guess whose playing the prince…
Sephiroth: You mean the stunt devil or the real thing?
Tidus: The real thi-…wait a minute…I have a stunt devil???? YAHOOO!!!! I USUALLY DON’T HAVE A STUNT DEVIL!!!! YAY!!!! YAY!!!!
Sephiroth: Oops I’m sorry to interrupt…but it isn’t you that has the stunt devil…its Dopey the dwarf…
Tidus: Why would Dopey need a stunt devil?
Sephiroth: When he falls off the roof when he sneezes silly!!!!
Tidus: Wait a minute…let me get this straight…I have to fight an evil witch…with a real sword...kiss one of my friends…AND DO-
Sephiroth: Yes…Dopey will have a stunt devil…anyways..i’m the witch guys!!!! Cloud said my beautiful long hair is exquisite…
Sehpiroth swooshes the hair around. Kairi, Yunna, and Namine faint.
Sora: Kairi? Kairi? K-kairi? Kairi? Speak to me girl!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO PLAY MONOPOLY NOW?!!!!
Kairi wakes up and looks around.
Kairi: What…w-what happened?
Sora: KAIRI YOU’RE ALIVE YAY!!!!
Sora embraces Kairi and jumps up and down.
Kairi: RIKU I TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED HIM SUGAR!!!!
Riku: I wanted to see his reaction if I fed him just one particale of sugar…
Kairi: YOU…
At the movie theaters…
Sora: So how was the movie? Were you embarrassed about the kissing scene?
Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora all give Riku and Tidus a chuckling and embarrassing look.
Tidus: Ehh it was ok actually…
Riku: Ehh it was alright actually…
Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora widen their eyes. They faint.
At the premiere, Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora get front row seats.
Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora are starting to complain.
Sora: Wait a minute…front row seats in a movie theater?!!!! THAT’S…
Tidus: Don’t complain and watch the moive…
Riku: YAY IT’S THE STARTING PREVIEW!!!!
Pleez turn off your cell phones…beverages brought to you by cocoacola…your feature presentation starts after the following previews…thankyou…
RATED PG13…
Obi-Wan: IT IS THE END FOR YOU!!!!
Anakin: NO MASTER!!!! WHY DID YOU JOIN THE DARK SIDE?!!!!
Mace windu: Obi-Wan!!!! YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!!
Emperor: The end for you it is…
Yoda: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
WARS STARS!!!!
REVERSED!!!!
JUNE 20th
Sora: Wow I wanna see that!!!! Cloud is playing Anakin!!!!
Riku: I saw it already…they filmed it already…
RATED PG…
It is here folks…don’t look in the closet…
AHHH!!!!!!!!
Girl: AAAAAH!!!!!!!
Boogieman: MUAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!
Boy: OMG OMG!!!!
Boogieman: MUHAHAHAA!!!!
THE BOOGIEMAN
LET’S GET JIGGY WITH IT!!!!!
JUNE 21th!!!!
Sora: Dude…what are they rating these movies lately…
Yunna: I hear they black mail them…
RATED G.
OMG IT’S THE PHYSCO!!!!
OMG IT’S THE THING!!!!
PHYSCO AN THE THING 2!!!!
IT’S SCARIER THAN EVER!!!!
June 22th
Sora: …
Yuna: …
RATED R
HEY KIDS!!!! BARNEY IS BACK IN A WHOLE NEW ADVENTURE!!!!
BARNEY: I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU LOVE ME!!!! WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY!!! AND A BIG BIG HUG WITH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!! SO TURN ON THE T.V. AND GO TO BLOCK BUSTER AND BUY BARNEY ON VIDEO OR DVD…MAYBE VCD…AND WATCH IT AT HOME…YOU MAY NOT HAVE TO BUY IT AT BLOCK BUSTER…
BARNEY THE MOVIE 2
THE REVENGE OF THE HOOPAJOOGABEBELALAS…
June 23th
Sora: RATED R?!!!!
Yuna: WHAT’S WITH THE NEW SONG?!!!!
Audience: SHHH!!!!
Riku: YEAH SHH!!!! IT’S STARTING!!!!
AND NOW YOUR FEATURE PRESENTATION…
SNOW WHITE IS HERE!!!!
Prince: OHHH SNOW WHITE YOU ARE SOO BEAUITFUL…*cough* *cough*
Tidus: THAT’S ME!!!!
Snow white: OHH PRINCE KISS ME MY LOVE!!!! *cough* *cough*
Sora: Wow…whose that chick person?
Riku: That’s me!!!!
Sora: Hamina hamina hamina hamina…
Sora turns around to see that the whole audience is blushing at Riku’s looks on screen.
Sora: Riku…
Riku: Yeah?
Sora: You’re weird…
Prince: READY?
Princess: LET’S KISS!!!!
The prince and princess are about to kiss. The dwarves pop in. The prince and princess turn to look at the dwarves.
Dwarves: OOMPA LOOMPA LOOMPATEDOO…I’VE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU…I AM A DWARF AND YOU ARE A PRINCE AND PRINCESS…YEAH…
The prince and princess looked startled.
Dwarves: WE ALREADY HAVE DEFEATED THE WITCH SO DON’T WORRY!!!!
THE END!!!!
Dopey the dwarf pops up on a black bubble.
Dopey: ABLDAABLDAABLDAABLDAABLDA THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!!!
Credits:
Directed by Cloud Strife.
Produced by Cloud Strife.
It shows the rest of the credits.
Everyone looks dazed…Everyone starts clapping except for the gang, excluding Riku and Tidus.
Sora: OOMPA LOOMPA??!!!!!
Yunna: THEY DIDN’T EVEN SHOW YOU KISS!!!!
Kairi: WHAT GRADE DID THE CRITICS GIVE THIS?!!!!
Tidus: AN A +!!!! THE SINGING WAS EXQUISITE!!!! ALSO THE ACTING WAS GREAT!!!!
Namine: WHAT ACTING?!!!! YOU ONLY SPOKE FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS!!!!
Riku: LIKE THE MOVIE OR ELSE!!!!
The gang nods their head excluding Riku and Tidus. They go home still puzzled.
Kairi: Hey…who played the dwarves anyways?
Sora: Dunno…
Riku: I dunno…
Tidus: Dunno…
Yunna: Hmm…I dunno…
Namine: uhh…dunno…
Kairi: We should have stayed for the credits…
Sora: You said it Kairi…let’s see wanna play monopoly tonight??
Mean while.
Seven figures appear in front of Cloud.
Figures: You got the dope?
Cloud: Sure do…
Hands them some ring pops and air heads…
Figures: Good…did we do a good job playing the dwarves??
Cloud: Are you kidding me?? You won me an A+ For the critics award!!!!
Figures: YES FORE WE ARE THE ORGANIZATION!!!!
Cloud: Ok Larxene and Axel stop fighting for the ring pop and air head…I got more so…
The organization start fighting.
Cloud: Ok Zexion stop stealing Maluxria’s ring pops and air heads… I got more so…
The organization disapeer and flee into darkness.
Mean while.
Sora and Kairi play monopoly at the apartment.
Sora picks up a card.
Sora: How many licks does it take to get to the center row of a tootsie pop?
Kairi picks up a card.
Kairi: The world may never know…
???????
T H E E N D.
Episode 12(Part 1): Playing the game with friends.
Descritpition: Sora and Kairi enjoy their time together, as Riku plays a big part in a new movie…the princess…guess whose the charming prince?
Sora: *yawn* Wasn’t yesterday night great Kairi?
Kairi appears under Sora. They are on a bunk bed.
Kairi: Yeah!!!! Let’s do it again today!!!!
Sora: YEAH!!!!
Sora and Kairi walk out of the room. Riku is on the sofa with his slippers and his pipe.
Sora: GASP!!!! RIKU YOU SMOKE?!
Riku: It’s a toy fool…I just want to look cool…so how was yesterday night? I heard lot’s of giggling.
Sora: IT WAS AWESOME VERY COOL!!!!
Kairi: YEAH!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I BUNKED OVER!!!!
Riku: OK!!!! Well…
Tonight.
Sora and Kairi are giggling and laughing like crazy.
The next day in the morning.
Riku: So how was last night?
Sora: IT WAS VERY COOL!!!! BUT I GOT SENT TO JAIL!!!!
Kairi: Yeah…I won all the games!!!!
Riku: Uhh…we games did you play?
Sora: Well we played, Monopoly, Life, Battleship, Trouble, Sorry, Jumanji, Star Wars Life, Simpson’s Life, Spongebob Life, Kingdom Hearts Life,…
Riku: Ok I get the point…
Kairi: YEAH AND WE ALSO PLAYED 542 ROUNDS OF TIC TAC TOE AND HANG MAN!!!!
Riku: Hmm…for a second there I thought Kairi was teaching Sora English when I heard you last night…
The mail man walks in.
Mail Man: Message for Riku *cough* *cough* Sorry I didn’t get the last name correct…well…you are going to star in a big movie!!!! Here…
Riku gets the message. The mail man leaves the apartment.
Sora: SINCE WHEN DOES THE MAIL MAN WALK IN?!!!!!
Riku: Since I told him to…sometimes I don’t check the ground so I don’t know if there is any mail or not…
Sora: Oh…well what are you playing?
Riku: Ooooohhh!!!! Snow White!!!! I bet I will play the Prince…wait a minute…OMG…I am going to play…THE PRINCESS?!!!!
Sora: I hear Snow White is an exquisite part…you are the perfect MATCH!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Kairi: DON’T MAKE FUN OF RIKU LIKE THAT…SNOW WHITE IS A GREAT PART!!!! RIKU IS THE PERFECT FIT!!!! HE HAS THE LOOKS THE STYLES AND EVEN THE SAME GENDER!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
Tidus walks in and sits down.
Tidus: HEY GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY MAIL TODAY?
Sora: Another Frenzy’s Joke Book?
Tidus: No…I collected all of them already…I’m going to play in Snow White!!!!
Riku: What are you going to play? A dwarf?
Tidus: No…I’m going to play…THE PRINCE!!!!
Riku: YE-…NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: What?
Sora whispers in Tidus’s ear.
Tidus: WHAT?!!!! RIKU IS PLAYING THE PRINCE?!! I’M PLAYING THE PRINCE!!!!
Sora whispers in Tidu’s ear again.
Tidus: WHAT?!!!! RIKU IS PLAYING THE PRINCESS?!!!! NOOO!!!! I BETTER RESIGN NOW!!!!
Riku: NO DON’T!!!!!I mean…YEAH WE HAVE TO BUT…THE CONTRACT THAT WE ALREADY SIGNED AND TURNED IN CANNOT BE RETURNED OR REFUSED!!!!
Tidus: DARN I’M NEVER SIGNING CONTRACTS WITHOUT READING THEM ANYMORE!!!!
Riku: Hey…look on the bright side…we both get to play AWESOME PARTS!!!! In the final scene, when the prince finally defeats the evil witch, he goes up to Snow White and…
Tidus: DON’T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!
Riku: Ok..ok…
To be continued…
Episode 12(Part2):
Tidus: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!! WHEN I MEET THE DIRECTOR I’LL I’LL…
Cloud stands there with a skull.
Tidus: CLOUD STRIFE IS THE DIRECTOR?!!!!
Riku: YOU KNOW HIM YOU KNOW CLOUD STRIFE?!!!!
Tidus: HE WAS MY COLLEGE ROOMATE!!!!
Riku: HE WAS MY SUMMER CAMP ROOMATE!!!!
Cloud looks at them and talks. He moves the skull’s jaws up and down as he speaks.
Cloud: Ahh…it is you two…good evening!!!! What a fine poetic day…I chose you two becuz you were my roommates in college and summer camp…and becuz you are fine actors…I chose you, Riku, as the princess becuz you also stared as a girl in Hamlet correct?
Riku: UHH NO!!!! I WAS ROMEO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!!
Cloud: Oh…well you did oftely look like a girl in all that make up…
Riku: I WASN’T WEARING ANY MAKE UP!!!!
Cloud: Ouch…that’s gotta hurt to look like a natural girl…
Riku: I DON’T LOOK LIKE A GIRL RIGHT NOW DO I?
The maid walks in.
Maid: May I help you sir?
Cloud: No thanks…
Maid: May I help you sir?
Tidus: No thanks…
Maid: May I help you ma’am?
Riku: SU-….I’M NOT A MA’AM FOOL!!!!
Maid: HAHAHAHAAH RIIIIIIGHT…..
Riku: I’LL SHOW YOU ALL THAT I AM A MAN!!!! I WILL EARN MY RESPECT BACK!!!!
Sora: YOU NEVER HAD ANY!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!
Riku: THAT’S IT!!!!! I’LL SHOW YO-…
Cloud: SHHHHH…just finish this problem AFTER we finish the movie ok?
Riku: Ok…
Tidus: Wait a minute omg…I have to kiss Riku on the lips after I defeat the witch??!!!!
Cloud: Uhh…noo…you kiss Riku in the beginning of the movie…
Tidus: WHAAAT?!!!
Riku: YE-WHATT?!!!!!
Cloud: Hehe…why are you all looking at me like that…your friends seem delighted…
Sora, Yunna, Kairi, and Namine are all chuckling.
Sephiroth walks in and looks around.
Sephiroth: Hey Cloud I’m ready for my make up…HEY RIKU SO YOU’RE PLAYING THE PRINCESS!!!! THEY SAID A GIRL WOULD BE PLAYING IT!!!!
Riku: …
Tidus: Yes…and guess whose playing the prince…
Sephiroth: You mean the stunt devil or the real thing?
Tidus: The real thi-…wait a minute…I have a stunt devil???? YAHOOO!!!! I USUALLY DON’T HAVE A STUNT DEVIL!!!! YAY!!!! YAY!!!!
Sephiroth: Oops I’m sorry to interrupt…but it isn’t you that has the stunt devil…its Dopey the dwarf…
Tidus: Why would Dopey need a stunt devil?
Sephiroth: When he falls off the roof when he sneezes silly!!!!
Tidus: Wait a minute…let me get this straight…I have to fight an evil witch…with a real sword...kiss one of my friends…AND DO-
Sephiroth: Yes…Dopey will have a stunt devil…anyways..i’m the witch guys!!!! Cloud said my beautiful long hair is exquisite…
Sehpiroth swooshes the hair around. Kairi, Yunna, and Namine faint.
Sora: Kairi? Kairi? K-kairi? Kairi? Speak to me girl!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO PLAY MONOPOLY NOW?!!!!
Kairi wakes up and looks around.
Kairi: What…w-what happened?
Sora: KAIRI YOU’RE ALIVE YAY!!!!
Sora embraces Kairi and jumps up and down.
Kairi: RIKU I TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED HIM SUGAR!!!!
Riku: I wanted to see his reaction if I fed him just one particale of sugar…
Kairi: YOU…
At the movie theaters…
Sora: So how was the movie? Were you embarrassed about the kissing scene?
Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora all give Riku and Tidus a chuckling and embarrassing look.
Tidus: Ehh it was ok actually…
Riku: Ehh it was alright actually…
Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora widen their eyes. They faint.
At the premiere, Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora get front row seats.
Kairi, Yunna, Namine, and Sora are starting to complain.
Sora: Wait a minute…front row seats in a movie theater?!!!! THAT’S…
Tidus: Don’t complain and watch the moive…
Riku: YAY IT’S THE STARTING PREVIEW!!!!
Pleez turn off your cell phones…beverages brought to you by cocoacola…your feature presentation starts after the following previews…thankyou…
RATED PG13…
Obi-Wan: IT IS THE END FOR YOU!!!!
Anakin: NO MASTER!!!! WHY DID YOU JOIN THE DARK SIDE?!!!!
Mace windu: Obi-Wan!!!! YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!!
Emperor: The end for you it is…
Yoda: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
WARS STARS!!!!
REVERSED!!!!
JUNE 20th
Sora: Wow I wanna see that!!!! Cloud is playing Anakin!!!!
Riku: I saw it already…they filmed it already…
RATED PG…
It is here folks…don’t look in the closet…
AHHH!!!!!!!!
Girl: AAAAAH!!!!!!!
Boogieman: MUAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!
Boy: OMG OMG!!!!
Boogieman: MUHAHAHAA!!!!
THE BOOGIEMAN
LET’S GET JIGGY WITH IT!!!!!
JUNE 21th!!!!
Sora: Dude…what are they rating these movies lately…
Yunna: I hear they black mail them…
RATED G.
OMG IT’S THE PHYSCO!!!!
OMG IT’S THE THING!!!!
PHYSCO AN THE THING 2!!!!
IT’S SCARIER THAN EVER!!!!
June 22th
Sora: …
Yuna: …
RATED R
HEY KIDS!!!! BARNEY IS BACK IN A WHOLE NEW ADVENTURE!!!!
BARNEY: I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU LOVE ME!!!! WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY!!! AND A BIG BIG HUG WITH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!! SO TURN ON THE T.V. AND GO TO BLOCK BUSTER AND BUY BARNEY ON VIDEO OR DVD…MAYBE VCD…AND WATCH IT AT HOME…YOU MAY NOT HAVE TO BUY IT AT BLOCK BUSTER…
BARNEY THE MOVIE 2
THE REVENGE OF THE HOOPAJOOGABEBELALAS…
June 23th
Sora: RATED R?!!!!
Yuna: WHAT’S WITH THE NEW SONG?!!!!
Audience: SHHH!!!!
Riku: YEAH SHH!!!! IT’S STARTING!!!!
AND NOW YOUR FEATURE PRESENTATION…
SNOW WHITE IS HERE!!!!
Prince: OHHH SNOW WHITE YOU ARE SOO BEAUITFUL…*cough* *cough*
Tidus: THAT’S ME!!!!
Snow white: OHH PRINCE KISS ME MY LOVE!!!! *cough* *cough*
Sora: Wow…whose that chick person?
Riku: That’s me!!!!
Sora: Hamina hamina hamina hamina…
Sora turns around to see that the whole audience is blushing at Riku’s looks on screen.
Sora: Riku…
Riku: Yeah?
Sora: You’re weird…
Prince: READY?
Princess: LET’S KISS!!!!
The prince and princess are about to kiss. The dwarves pop in. The prince and princess turn to look at the dwarves.
Dwarves: OOMPA LOOMPA LOOMPATEDOO…I’VE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU…I AM A DWARF AND YOU ARE A PRINCE AND PRINCESS…YEAH…
The prince and princess looked startled.
Dwarves: WE ALREADY HAVE DEFEATED THE WITCH SO DON’T WORRY!!!!
THE END!!!!
Dopey the dwarf pops up on a black bubble.
Dopey: ABLDAABLDAABLDAABLDAABLDA THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!!!
Credits:
Directed by Cloud Strife.
Produced by Cloud Strife.
It shows the rest of the credits.
Everyone looks dazed…Everyone starts clapping except for the gang, excluding Riku and Tidus.
Sora: OOMPA LOOMPA??!!!!!
Yunna: THEY DIDN’T EVEN SHOW YOU KISS!!!!
Kairi: WHAT GRADE DID THE CRITICS GIVE THIS?!!!!
Tidus: AN A +!!!! THE SINGING WAS EXQUISITE!!!! ALSO THE ACTING WAS GREAT!!!!
Namine: WHAT ACTING?!!!! YOU ONLY SPOKE FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS!!!!
Riku: LIKE THE MOVIE OR ELSE!!!!
The gang nods their head excluding Riku and Tidus. They go home still puzzled.
Kairi: Hey…who played the dwarves anyways?
Sora: Dunno…
Riku: I dunno…
Tidus: Dunno…
Yunna: Hmm…I dunno…
Namine: uhh…dunno…
Kairi: We should have stayed for the credits…
Sora: You said it Kairi…let’s see wanna play monopoly tonight??
Mean while.
Seven figures appear in front of Cloud.
Figures: You got the dope?
Cloud: Sure do…
Hands them some ring pops and air heads…
Figures: Good…did we do a good job playing the dwarves??
Cloud: Are you kidding me?? You won me an A+ For the critics award!!!!
Figures: YES FORE WE ARE THE ORGANIZATION!!!!
Cloud: Ok Larxene and Axel stop fighting for the ring pop and air head…I got more so…
The organization start fighting.
Cloud: Ok Zexion stop stealing Maluxria’s ring pops and air heads… I got more so…
The organization disapeer and flee into darkness.
Mean while.
Sora and Kairi play monopoly at the apartment.
Sora picks up a card.
Sora: How many licks does it take to get to the center row of a tootsie pop?
Kairi picks up a card.
Kairi: The world may never know…
???????
T H E E N D.
