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Golden_Chocobo

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Ok the next one is up...this one is kinda...well yeah...strange...cool...

Episode 11(Part 2):

At the bar and stuff.

Riku: BOW TO ME MY YOUNG PADAWANS.

Vincent and Sora bow to him.

Vincent and Sora: Yes master…

Riku: WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT TO LEARN?

Vincent: I WANT TO LEARN THE GREAT WAYS OF BOTH SIDES OF HOMO SEXUALTY.

Sora: I WANT TO LEARN TO IMPRESS KAIRI AND WOMEN.

Riku: OK…LET’S GET STARTED SHALL WE?!

At the apartment and stuff.

Sephiroth: WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!

Yuna: Use a wig fool…

Sephiroth: I’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!! THEY GAVE ME THIS!!!!

It shows a black wig. He puts it on.

Sephiroth: I LOOK LIKE THAT RAVE MASTER GUY!!!!

Yuna: ????

Sephiroth: Nvmd…

Yuna: How about you wear some hats.

Sephiroth: I’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!! THEY GAVE ME THIS!!!!

It shows an old fashioned hat with a flower on it. He puts in on.

Sephiroth: I LOOK LIKE THAT MARY POPPINS PERSON!!!!

Yuna: HEY DON’T GO DISSING MARY POPPINS…now if you’ll excuse me…

Yuna goes to the closet and shuts the door. Inside the closet is an umbrella, an old fashioned hat with a flower on it, and a dress.

Yuna: They must not ever know my secret…grrrr…

Sephiroth: WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!

Yuna walks out of the closet.

Yuna: You’ve asked that so many times now!!!!

Kairi: Yeah about a million times!!!!

Namine: NO A BILLION TIMES!!!!

Tidus: NO A ZILLION TIMES!!!!

Yuna: NO A…

Sephiroth: OK I GET THE POINT!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!! HEY WHAT’S THAT THING?!!! WHAT’S THAT THING?!!!!!

It shows a hair growing gel jar on the counter.

Tidus: Oh…that’s Riku’s. He uses it to grow arm hair.

Yuna: Why would he want to grow arm hair?

Tidus: No he shaves it off and uses it as a pillow after it’s grown.

Kairi: NO WONDER HIS BEDROOM ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE FRESH FLOWER AND SWEAT.

Namine: ?????????

Yuna: Well put some of that on Sephiroth’s hair.

Tidus: Ok…

Tidus puts some of the hair growing gel on Sephiroth. Sephiroth grows blue hair.

Sephiroth: WHAT’S THIS?!!!!

Tidus: Oops…sorry this is the blue colored one…

Sephiroth: AHHH!!!!

Tidus: Hmm…he only has a blue colored one…

Sephiroth: Wait a minute here…this happened before when I was little…I did something before…I forgot…OH YES YES!!!!

Tidus: ???????

Sephiroth: SUPER SAIYAN THREE YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna and Kairi and Namine: WHAT THE?!!!!

Sephiroth grows back his hair, but loses his eye brows.

Sephiroth: How are you ladies doing…

Yuna and Kairi and Namine faint.

Sephiroth: I’ve still got it dog…now to grow back my eye brows…SUPER SAIYAN FOUR YEAH!!!!

He grows back his eye brows, but his body is now full of hair.

Tidus: WHAT THE?!!!!!

Sephiroth: Oops…well I will just shave off my chest hair and stuff and donate it to Riku as a pillow gift…

Tidus: GOOD IDEA!!!!

Sephiroth: Anyways…

Sephiroth swooshes his hair around.

Sephiroth: I will leave now…thank you and bye bye…

Sephiroth walks out the door and out of the apartment.

Tidus: Well…

Yuna and Kairi and Namine wake up.

Kairi: Ugh…where am I errr?

Riku and Sora and Vincent walk in.

Riku: LADIES AND MAYBE GENTLE MEN…I PRESENT TO YOU…THE NEW AND IMPROVED SORA AND VINCENT!!!!

Vincent: Yeah…well I’m out ok? Thanks…

Vincent walks out the door.

Riku: …

Riku rolls his eyes.

Riku: Well…just the new and improved Sora…

Sora walks in wearing spandex. He flexes his muscles.

Sora: Hey ladies…

Yuna and Kairi and Namine: HOLY!!!!

Riku: Like it?

Yuna and Namine faint.

Kairi: B-but how?

Riku: T-this is how…I showed him my techniques…

Kairi: OH so they aren’t original?

Riku: Well…uhh…

Sora: This one is original…it’s a mix of Flirtdoken…

Kairi: Flirtdoken?

Sora: Yeah…allow me to demonstrate…FLLLIIIIIIRTDOKEN!!!!

A fire ball shoots at Kairi. Kairi puts a hand on her for head.

Kairi: OH THE HUMANITY GOSH!!!!!

Kairi faints.

Sora: Well…I’m going to take her…

Sora carries Kairi up and goes into a room. He closes the door.

Riku: Well…time to impress my knowledge to other ppl…

Riku walks out the door. It plays Yugioh theme song music again.

Sora: Hey Kairi…

Kairi wakes up and looks around.

Kairi: What’s going on where am I gosh?

Sora: In Riku’s room yeah…

Kairi: No wonder it smells like fresh flowers and sweat.

Sora: Well…how are you doing?

Kairi: I’m doing fine really fine…anyways…

Sora: So…you free on Saturday night?

Kairi: Yeah…

Sora: Well you wanna go out…

Riku burst into the door.

Riku: HEY WHERE IS MY SPEAR MINT?!!!!

T H E E N D.
 

Playcell

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im sorry to say this once again:

'How you doin' is Joey's line from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

U can watch any episode of friends and Joey will always say that to a girl.
Stop copying
 

Golden_Chocobo

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...i didn't copy that line...i was going to do "Wassup" but ppl don't say that to girls...

and once again playcell if this is all you are going to say for this forum then i suggest you stop posting. I've already told you if you have complaints just pm me. First of all, i don't watch friends. How would you like it if ppl started to complain about something you don't even know about on your fan fic? Seriously...
 

Golden_Chocobo

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lol dun worry i will repost them...but do you want me to repost them? Or keep going on with the new ones.
 

Golden_Chocobo

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YES I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THE FINALS!!!! Now i have to do a huge poetry project and study for a test the day after tommorow..how conviently great and nice..


ok guys i will put the thingies up probably next week or sometime around the day after tommorow's tommorow..or tommorow's tommorow's tommorow..or tommorow's tommorow's tommorow's tommorow..or tommorow's tommorow's tommorow's tommorow's tommorow..
 

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*crawls on knees* must...have...another...chapt-*dies*..... *is reincarnated into an ant*...why! why did u have to do this to me! u make me wait sssssssoooooooo long for another post and i NEED the next chapter! u dont understand! i'm addicted!!! *dies again* tee hee :D
 
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