Ok the next one is up...this one is kinda...well yeah...strange...cool...
Episode 11(Part 2):
At the bar and stuff.
Riku: BOW TO ME MY YOUNG PADAWANS.
Vincent and Sora bow to him.
Vincent and Sora: Yes master…
Riku: WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT TO LEARN?
Vincent: I WANT TO LEARN THE GREAT WAYS OF BOTH SIDES OF HOMO SEXUALTY.
Sora: I WANT TO LEARN TO IMPRESS KAIRI AND WOMEN.
Riku: OK…LET’S GET STARTED SHALL WE?!
At the apartment and stuff.
Sephiroth: WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!
Yuna: Use a wig fool…
Sephiroth: I’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!! THEY GAVE ME THIS!!!!
It shows a black wig. He puts it on.
Sephiroth: I LOOK LIKE THAT RAVE MASTER GUY!!!!
Yuna: ????
Sephiroth: Nvmd…
Yuna: How about you wear some hats.
Sephiroth: I’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!! THEY GAVE ME THIS!!!!
It shows an old fashioned hat with a flower on it. He puts in on.
Sephiroth: I LOOK LIKE THAT MARY POPPINS PERSON!!!!
Yuna: HEY DON’T GO DISSING MARY POPPINS…now if you’ll excuse me…
Yuna goes to the closet and shuts the door. Inside the closet is an umbrella, an old fashioned hat with a flower on it, and a dress.
Yuna: They must not ever know my secret…grrrr…
Sephiroth: WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!
Yuna walks out of the closet.
Yuna: You’ve asked that so many times now!!!!
Kairi: Yeah about a million times!!!!
Namine: NO A BILLION TIMES!!!!
Tidus: NO A ZILLION TIMES!!!!
Yuna: NO A…
Sephiroth: OK I GET THE POINT!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!! HEY WHAT’S THAT THING?!!! WHAT’S THAT THING?!!!!!
It shows a hair growing gel jar on the counter.
Tidus: Oh…that’s Riku’s. He uses it to grow arm hair.
Yuna: Why would he want to grow arm hair?
Tidus: No he shaves it off and uses it as a pillow after it’s grown.
Kairi: NO WONDER HIS BEDROOM ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE FRESH FLOWER AND SWEAT.
Namine: ?????????
Yuna: Well put some of that on Sephiroth’s hair.
Tidus: Ok…
Tidus puts some of the hair growing gel on Sephiroth. Sephiroth grows blue hair.
Sephiroth: WHAT’S THIS?!!!!
Tidus: Oops…sorry this is the blue colored one…
Sephiroth: AHHH!!!!
Tidus: Hmm…he only has a blue colored one…
Sephiroth: Wait a minute here…this happened before when I was little…I did something before…I forgot…OH YES YES!!!!
Tidus: ???????
Sephiroth: SUPER SAIYAN THREE YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna and Kairi and Namine: WHAT THE?!!!!
Sephiroth grows back his hair, but loses his eye brows.
Sephiroth: How are you ladies doing…
Yuna and Kairi and Namine faint.
Sephiroth: I’ve still got it dog…now to grow back my eye brows…SUPER SAIYAN FOUR YEAH!!!!
He grows back his eye brows, but his body is now full of hair.
Tidus: WHAT THE?!!!!!
Sephiroth: Oops…well I will just shave off my chest hair and stuff and donate it to Riku as a pillow gift…
Tidus: GOOD IDEA!!!!
Sephiroth: Anyways…
Sephiroth swooshes his hair around.
Sephiroth: I will leave now…thank you and bye bye…
Sephiroth walks out the door and out of the apartment.
Tidus: Well…
Yuna and Kairi and Namine wake up.
Kairi: Ugh…where am I errr?
Riku and Sora and Vincent walk in.
Riku: LADIES AND MAYBE GENTLE MEN…I PRESENT TO YOU…THE NEW AND IMPROVED SORA AND VINCENT!!!!
Vincent: Yeah…well I’m out ok? Thanks…
Vincent walks out the door.
Riku: …
Riku rolls his eyes.
Riku: Well…just the new and improved Sora…
Sora walks in wearing spandex. He flexes his muscles.
Sora: Hey ladies…
Yuna and Kairi and Namine: HOLY!!!!
Riku: Like it?
Yuna and Namine faint.
Kairi: B-but how?
Riku: T-this is how…I showed him my techniques…
Kairi: OH so they aren’t original?
Riku: Well…uhh…
Sora: This one is original…it’s a mix of Flirtdoken…
Kairi: Flirtdoken?
Sora: Yeah…allow me to demonstrate…FLLLIIIIIIRTDOKEN!!!!
A fire ball shoots at Kairi. Kairi puts a hand on her for head.
Kairi: OH THE HUMANITY GOSH!!!!!
Kairi faints.
Sora: Well…I’m going to take her…
Sora carries Kairi up and goes into a room. He closes the door.
Riku: Well…time to impress my knowledge to other ppl…
Riku walks out the door. It plays Yugioh theme song music again.
Sora: Hey Kairi…
Kairi wakes up and looks around.
Kairi: What’s going on where am I gosh?
Sora: In Riku’s room yeah…
Kairi: No wonder it smells like fresh flowers and sweat.
Sora: Well…how are you doing?
Kairi: I’m doing fine really fine…anyways…
Sora: So…you free on Saturday night?
Kairi: Yeah…
Sora: Well you wanna go out…
Riku burst into the door.
Riku: HEY WHERE IS MY SPEAR MINT?!!!!
T H E E N D.