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In case anyone was wondering jokes can be about Kingdom Hearts or CoM.
4 jokes!
The first:
Riku is fighting Riku Replica
Marluxia: 20 bucks on Riku.
Lexeaus: You're on.

The Second
Ansem and Sora are fighting

Ansem: I must have the keyblade to open ultimate darkness!
Sora: Like I'll give it to you!
Ansem: *points* hey what's that?
*Sora looks*
Ansem: Yoink! *Takes Keyblade*
Hours later........
Sora: I still don't see it..... wait i see it! A tree! That tree is green!

The last
Lexeaus and Riku fighting
Riku: It's over I've won.
Lexeaus: Not yet you haven't!
*Charges*
*Riku stabs with souleater*
Riku: Dude! Do you want a doctor!
*Lexeaus bleeding, A LOT!*
Lexeaus: Nah its just a flesh wound.
Riku: K i'm gonna take my blade now.
*Takes Souleater*
Riku: Holy $***!
*Fountains of blood.*
Lexeaus: Gonna feel that in the morning.

Sora, Donald, Goofy at crossroads
Sora: Man two path's what are we gonna do?
*Roads dissapear and one is left*
Sora: *Blinks* That's it no more beer for me. *Throws bottle on the ground*
Donald: No more wine for me. *Throws it to the ground*
Goofy: I'm just naturally stupid and drunk.
*Sora and donald stare*

Edit: Another few jokes
How The story of kingdom hearts was made.
*Tetsuya Nomura's goin home at door*
Tetsuya Nomura: Gettin da key.
*puts it in*
*Has A heart attack*
Tetsuya Nomura:Heart Attack!
Tetsuya Nomura: I see a light.......
Tetsuya Nomura: Light, hearts and keys a perfect game! Wait i just had a heart attack.
*Falls*

Axel and Marluxia
Marluxia: So then i said to him ZAP!
Axel: I see.........
Vexen: What is up muh homies.
Marluxia and Axel: Vexen?
Vexen: Fo' real foo's my name is V now.
Axel: Experimenting marijuana?
Marluxia: and heroin agian?
Sora: Remember kids don't do drugs!
Axel: Where did you come from?!
Sora: Box.
*points to a cardboard box*

Last till i get back to homework

Sora vs Axel
*Axel burned Sora with a fire wall*
Axel: BURN!
Sora: Sooooooooo funny.
*Lexeaus throws dirt on the ground*
Lexaeus: Mud on yo Face!
Sora: What's with these puns?
Marluxia: Zap!
Sora: Didn't we already use that?
Zexion: BAM!
Sora: Huh?
Marluxia: Heart!
Sora:Are you gay? I still can't tell.......
Sora:Screw this i'm going home.
Donald: That's all folks!

The last one is somewhat similar to the captain planet joke.
 
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Sora,donald,and Goofy on cross road:

Sora:Dude........theres a castle on this road....but a grassy plain on the others...

Donald:I say we check the castle for mickey!

they walk in

Sora: .....I'm bored

*they all walk out*
 
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