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TheMuffinMan

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LordMune said:
Random user: zOMG SCAN!!!"#2121211
LordMune: Wow, these are... photos taken by a cellphone camera, right?
Random user 2: White heartless are called flailers, they are heartless but shells and nice.
LordMune: No, they are no- oh, I see KL's already going ballistic. Nevermind. The translation of the scan is almost finished. There. Done.
Random user 3: yuor transaltion sucks its narmen not namine,,,
LordMune: I didn't even say that.
KL: All of your theories are wrong and you fail at life.
LordMune: *cries*
Xardin: My name is "Xaldin", you fail at romanization. Here, have a free stab from all three of my spears.
*LordMune slowly bleeds to death*

Not really funny, but sort of... ironic... maybe?

Lol, I loved this one. Probably for the main fact that it shows my true interperation of everything :KL: says...

KL: All of your theories are wrong and you fail at life.

That line was hilarious...
 

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Sora, Leon, BHK, and Riku stand in a circle:

Sora: See, I told you guys mine was bigger
Leon: You cheated, no way is yours bigger than mine.
BHK: Face it. The only one you beat is Riku
Riku: [Stands in corner ashamed]
BHK: Wait, you didn't win, were matched inch for inch.
Sora: Oh yeah?! [Click] Now who wins?
Cloud: [Comes from nowhere] Me
BHK & Leon: [Walk to corner]
Cloud: Now who won?. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Sora: That aint so big [nervous]
Cloud: Then why are you shaking?
Sora: Cuz of him! [Points to Sephiroth.]
Sephiroth draws the masamune
Sephiroth: I win. Now pay up.
Sora: [drops shorts] Guess what?! I win!! :D
 

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Part 7:Little Sora meets Raith.
(Last we saw Little Sora had just lifted off from destiny islands.)
Little Sora:I should hurry and hit the warp.
(Little Sora is heading to Hollow Bastion but ran out of gas so he stoped at Holloween town.When he landed he saw a man just siting there.)
Little Sora:Who are you.(pokes him)
???:Stop poking me!And my name is Raith.
Little Sora:Oh!(Poke)
Raith:STOP IT!
Little Sora:Why should I?
Raith:Becaus little kids shouldn't annoy adults like me.
Little Sora:Why?(Poke)
Raith:STOP ASKING WHY BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Little Sora:Wow you have a bad temper.
Riath:Well can you get me off this planet?
Little Sora:Can you say the magic word?
Raith:Will you get me off this planet or not!?
Little Sora:SAY THE MAGIC WORD OR NO!
Raith:Okay will you please get me off this planet!?
Little Sora:Okay.:)
The End for now. :D
 
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Vexen: I should've used preparation X [I made this because to me, Vexen looks kinds of old.]
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This is kind of a spoof of Point 8 of the 13 Points

Sora: [Going through Kairi's purse] Who's number is this?
Kairi: Nobody's
Sora: Who is Nobody?
Kairi: Who is Nobody you ask? He's the Non-
Sora: CUT THE CRAP!!!
Kairi: It's Axel.
Sora: Curse you Axel!! Curse you!!!!!
http://http://forums.kingdomhearts2.net/showthread.php?t=20094&page=1
These are supposed to be in that thread. Monkeymaster although funny, stop. Its turning into a fanfic after 5 parts, its no longer a joke.
 

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Purified riku is funny as is everyone else.

*Sora gets the keyblade*
Sora: Where did this come from?
*pause*
Sora: Hello?
*pause*
Sora: Can i have a better weapon?
*pause*
Sora: Man i need a better social life..................
 

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Sora: I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom hearts, is LIGHT!
*door opens darkness streams out*
Sora: Crap.
Ansem: Hahahahahahahaha
Donald and Goofy: We'll protect you Sora!
*run forward*
Ansem: Idiots!
*blasts them with darkness*
Mickey: I'll save you guys!
*Ansem hits him*
Ansem: Man, you guys just don't get the concept of all powerful, totally consuming darkness, do you?
Will our heroes live? Tune in next week to find out! what do you mean we're canceled 'cause nobody likes it?

(Terrible, I know, but hey, I thought it up while I was writing it. So sue me!)
 

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I didn't actually make these up.

Some guy on a different website said:
Lexaeus: Earth!

Marluxia: Wind!

Axel: Fire!

Vexen: Water!

Zexion: Heart!

Ansem: With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Sora: Just. Shut. Up. Now.

Some other guy on the same website said:
Larxene: Ow!

Axel: What is it?

Larxene: I just shocked myself.

Axel: What?

Larxene: I know I should be astounded from the irony of this, but really? It just hurts.
 

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Sora: Kairi I love You!
Sora wakes up on the floor.
Claoked Man: *mimicking sora* Kairi
ooooohhh kairi i looooove you hahaha
hahahahaha Loser. XD XD XD *makes
kissing face
Sora: GET BACK HERE IM GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!
Cloaked Man: You gotta catch me first Lover boy! XD XD.
Later At Castle Oblivion
Cloaked Man: Well Im bored you can fight Axel
Sora: Wait a second *pulls out machine gun and
starts shooting the cloaked man*
*Axel appears*
Axel: haha j00 got pwned by a noob
Cloaked Man: Hax

Meh its not great but i tried
 

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Sora enters Kairi's bedroom after his great adventure... only to caught Kairi with someone else in bed.

Sora: KAIRI!?

Kairi: *GASP* Sora! You're back???

Sora: And here I'am bustin' ma balls to get back here and look what the hell I get: My woman sleeping with someone else in HER OWN FRICKIN BED! How could y-

The someone's head pops up from the bed cheets.... revealing Namine.

Sora: ....Namine? O___O

Namine: ....Hello*shy*

Kairi: ...Look, Namine and I have a huge fight since we both loves you. And the next thing we know, we slept together out of loneliness and longing for you, Sora.

Namine: And now you're back, knowing our deep love for you...

Kairi, Namine: Would you like to join our virgin passion?

Sora: ....I have only one thing to say about this.

Kairi, Namine: What's that? *Worried*

Sora: I live only once, SO WHY THE HELL NOT?! XD *pounce to the bed*

Kairi, Namine: YAAAAAAAY! XD

Funny?
 
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long time i finally made a funny joke!

A heartless hits Sora.
Goofy:Sora!
*Throws potion*
*Flies up and hits Sora in face*
Sora: Ow! Mother ******! I'm even more hurt now!
Donald: Sora!
*Another potion thrown*
*Hits Sora in face and glass shatters*
Sora: God! That hurts! I need to heal now!
*Throws Mega-potion*
Sora donald and goofy: OW!
Heartless: Man! I don't even want his heart anymore!
*Teleport away*
Mickey: HAX!
 

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I GOT 1!!

Sora is about to fight Larexine.

there is a long pause.

Sora:LETS GO TO CICIS!!!
 

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Yay! I'm back! And I've got one!
*~Sora's idea of merchandice~*
Sora: Hey, guys! Look what I found on E-Bay!
*Holds up a rock* It's a ~MAGICAL~ rock!
Donald: ~MAGICAL~ ,ey?
Goofy: Sora no offence but it looks just like a rock.
Sora: But I got it off E-BAY!!
Donald: Sora, you can get anything off E-Bay.
Goofy: Yea, especially if you use Donald's account. He has a wide selection! From baby toys to really naug-
Donald: THAT'S ENOUGH1!!!!!1!11!1!1!!!one!!!11!1!1!/!11?11!1
Sora: ...Well, at least I got it for a bargin...6,000 gil (100,000,000 munny)
Donald&Goofy: WWWHHHHHHAAATTT?!?!!?!1!?1!?1!11?11?!/!!?!?1?1q?1!!!
Sora: Gotta go! *runs away like a little girl, except faster*
~~~~~~
I thought of it just now. Don't take me wrong. I love Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
 

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Sora, Donald, and Goofy are walking down the grassy road:

Random guy: [Runs up to Sora and kicks him in the nuts]
Sora: AHHHHH! DUDE! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Random Guy: My frind...did it hurt?
Sora: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOES IT HURT? YES IT HURTS!
Random Guy: My friend... You've been kicked in the nuts
Sora: REALLY? I love that show! Sweet!
 
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