Well I am bringing this back AGAIN, as I can't access my old thread..messed up...
anyways! This is for you people to laugh at and be creative as well..and luckily I saved a few so for those who haven't seen and want to read again, here ya go!
Sora at Destiny Islands relaxing on the beach.
Kairi then walks up and gives him a kick.
Sora: Owww! What gives?
Kairi *laughs*: Ah Sora, you lazy bum! Knew I'd find you here napping.
Sora: Give me a break, Kairi! *laughs* So what's going on?
Kairi: Well.....the thing is, Riku keeps flirting with me and talking about I can have him anytime I want. But....I don't like him like that.
Sora *happy, but trying not to show it*: Then you should tell him. In case he gets the wrong idea.
Kairi: You're right, Sora. What I need is some kind of plan, you know someone who could help me out so he gets the picture...but where could I find somebody like that?? *thinks hard*
Sora: Uh....Kairi?
Kairi: What?
Sora: What about me?
Kairi: What about you?
Sora *getting a little frustrated*: i mean, I could help you out in this situation.
Kairi: Ohhh..ok! So what do we do?
Sora *grins and chuckles to himself*: Well, we could....like "pretend" we're together. Let's start by...holding hands, *holds hands* then...kiss.
Kairi: Wow....that's a really good plan Sora. Did you just come up with that?
Sora: Uh....yeah! Ready when you are.
Sora *leans in closer, eyes closed about to....*
Yo brudda! What's happenin, man?
Sora *annoyed, turns to see Wakka*: Hey, can't you see I'm kinda BUSY here? *says through gritted teeth*
Wakka: I don't understand ya? How bout playing some ball?
Sora: How bout I stick that ball up your ass?
Wakka: I'm gettin confused, ya?
Sora *gets up, grabs ball and does a flip kick shot to the ball which hits Wakka to the middle of ocean*
Sora: Now, where were we? *leans in again*
Riku: Hey guys! What's up?
Sora *very pissed off*: WHAT??!
Riku: Nothin, just came to check on u guys....I wanted to talk to Kairi bout some......personal business.. *gives her a sly wink and licks his lips several times*
Sora: Who the f*** you think you are? LL Flippin Cool J??? We're busy here!!!
Kairi: Riku, I'm not interested whatever it is. Leave us alone, please.
Riku: What? You with Sora or something?? You like HIM over ME??!!
Sora *furious, gets up*: THAT'S ENOUGH!!! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Riku *laughs long and hard*: You can't beat me up!! *then gets thrown back* What the ----?
Kairi: That's right, underestimated me too as well! Come on Sora, let's 'Jackie chan' his ass!!
*They jump on him and proceed to beat Riku to a bloody pulp*
Sora: Whoo! Finally!! Now I think we were right about here..*finally kisses Kairi*
The end.
anyways! This is for you people to laugh at and be creative as well..and luckily I saved a few so for those who haven't seen and want to read again, here ya go!
Sora at Destiny Islands relaxing on the beach.
Kairi then walks up and gives him a kick.
Sora: Owww! What gives?
Kairi *laughs*: Ah Sora, you lazy bum! Knew I'd find you here napping.
Sora: Give me a break, Kairi! *laughs* So what's going on?
Kairi: Well.....the thing is, Riku keeps flirting with me and talking about I can have him anytime I want. But....I don't like him like that.
Sora *happy, but trying not to show it*: Then you should tell him. In case he gets the wrong idea.
Kairi: You're right, Sora. What I need is some kind of plan, you know someone who could help me out so he gets the picture...but where could I find somebody like that?? *thinks hard*
Sora: Uh....Kairi?
Kairi: What?
Sora: What about me?
Kairi: What about you?
Sora *getting a little frustrated*: i mean, I could help you out in this situation.
Kairi: Ohhh..ok! So what do we do?
Sora *grins and chuckles to himself*: Well, we could....like "pretend" we're together. Let's start by...holding hands, *holds hands* then...kiss.
Kairi: Wow....that's a really good plan Sora. Did you just come up with that?
Sora: Uh....yeah! Ready when you are.
Sora *leans in closer, eyes closed about to....*
Yo brudda! What's happenin, man?
Sora *annoyed, turns to see Wakka*: Hey, can't you see I'm kinda BUSY here? *says through gritted teeth*
Wakka: I don't understand ya? How bout playing some ball?
Sora: How bout I stick that ball up your ass?
Wakka: I'm gettin confused, ya?
Sora *gets up, grabs ball and does a flip kick shot to the ball which hits Wakka to the middle of ocean*
Sora: Now, where were we? *leans in again*
Riku: Hey guys! What's up?
Sora *very pissed off*: WHAT??!
Riku: Nothin, just came to check on u guys....I wanted to talk to Kairi bout some......personal business.. *gives her a sly wink and licks his lips several times*
Sora: Who the f*** you think you are? LL Flippin Cool J??? We're busy here!!!
Kairi: Riku, I'm not interested whatever it is. Leave us alone, please.
Riku: What? You with Sora or something?? You like HIM over ME??!!
Sora *furious, gets up*: THAT'S ENOUGH!!! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Riku *laughs long and hard*: You can't beat me up!! *then gets thrown back* What the ----?
Kairi: That's right, underestimated me too as well! Come on Sora, let's 'Jackie chan' his ass!!
*They jump on him and proceed to beat Riku to a bloody pulp*
Sora: Whoo! Finally!! Now I think we were right about here..*finally kisses Kairi*
The end.