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Thanks!!
I just hope that when that scene happens, kiss or no kiss, that it will be all CG!! Just like the ending scene of kh.
I just hope that when that scene happens, kiss or no kiss, that it will be all CG!! Just like the ending scene of kh.
it better be in FMV...... or else i shall scream bloody hell. or bloody murder.... I WANT KAIRI AND SORA TOGETHER AND KISS!!!
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Sora: Yo homie, wassup
Kairi: Wurd, fool. wurd
Riku: Shit no bitch, homie don't play that way
Sora: Son, watchoo talkin `bout
Kairi: Nigga please, don't try that shit on me
Riku: Burn, fool, you gonna take that lyin down?
Sora: Shit no, bitch, go make me tacos
Kairi: Boy I ain't makin no damn tacos, you can make em yo`self
Sora: Bitch i know you ain't talkin to me that way
Kairi: Oh? And whatchoo gonna do `bout it?
Riku: Shit man, she be trippin` fo sho
Sora: Ho, you been on my nerves for the last time, peace out to you bitch
Kairi; Mmmhhmmm whateva` *snap snap snap*
*Sora hops in Gummi ship and puts on some pimpin rap music*
Sora: Guurl hop in the back and we'll take a ride
*Kairi walks over, and Sora puts out his hand*
Sora: Bitch, I ain't talkin to you, I be talkin to that fine chicky ova thar *points to Riku*
Riku: Wurd dawg, fo` sho
*Riku walks by and elbows Kairi in the stomach, then hops in the back seat*
Sora: Check this shit out, I put in a new hydraulics gummi block, fool
*Gummi ship bounces up and down to the music*
Kairi: Yo, that's whack, son
Sora: Bitch, no one asked you
*Sora flips Kairi off as the Gummi ships engines fire up, and takes off into space*
*Kairi watches as the Gummi ship flies further and further away, then shouts*
Kairi: Oh that's right, you run away! You'll be back! Who needs you anway? Pfft
*walks away*
Kairi: Wurd, fool. wurd
Riku: Shit no bitch, homie don't play that way
Sora: Son, watchoo talkin `bout
Kairi: Nigga please, don't try that shit on me
Riku: Burn, fool, you gonna take that lyin down?
Sora: Shit no, bitch, go make me tacos
Kairi: Boy I ain't makin no damn tacos, you can make em yo`self
Sora: Bitch i know you ain't talkin to me that way
Kairi: Oh? And whatchoo gonna do `bout it?
Riku: Shit man, she be trippin` fo sho
Sora: Ho, you been on my nerves for the last time, peace out to you bitch
Kairi; Mmmhhmmm whateva` *snap snap snap*
*Sora hops in Gummi ship and puts on some pimpin rap music*
Sora: Guurl hop in the back and we'll take a ride
*Kairi walks over, and Sora puts out his hand*
Sora: Bitch, I ain't talkin to you, I be talkin to that fine chicky ova thar *points to Riku*
Riku: Wurd dawg, fo` sho
*Riku walks by and elbows Kairi in the stomach, then hops in the back seat*
Sora: Check this shit out, I put in a new hydraulics gummi block, fool
*Gummi ship bounces up and down to the music*
Kairi: Yo, that's whack, son
Sora: Bitch, no one asked you
*Sora flips Kairi off as the Gummi ships engines fire up, and takes off into space*
*Kairi watches as the Gummi ship flies further and further away, then shouts*
Kairi: Oh that's right, you run away! You'll be back! Who needs you anway? Pfft
*walks away*
Sweet mercy of the seven-horned lamb of God (I beg your forgineness, sacred sheep), that was funny. You should get Selphie, Wakka, Tidus, Yuffie, Cloud, Leon, Aeris, Sephiroth,....
....
Brother, Rikku, Payne, Ashe.
D*mn. Too many.
I still wonder what would happen if this is the infamous point where you get to see Sora's mom.
Who is a ghost, but also a robot.
A cowboy robot angel (ghost), who teaches a rowdy baseball team the meaning of friendship, and how to bake the most delicious apple pies.
This shall also be the next Metroid movie, so I, the vendor of cucumbered pickles, declare.
....
Brother, Rikku, Payne, Ashe.
D*mn. Too many.
I still wonder what would happen if this is the infamous point where you get to see Sora's mom.
Who is a ghost, but also a robot.
A cowboy robot angel (ghost), who teaches a rowdy baseball team the meaning of friendship, and how to bake the most delicious apple pies.
This shall also be the next Metroid movie, so I, the vendor of cucumbered pickles, declare.
Excuse me a moment....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA okay I'm finished. XD That's gotta be the best one yet.
Somehow I can't imagine Sora and Kairi kissing. It'd be weird somehow. Not sure why. Perhaps I am strange.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA okay I'm finished. XD That's gotta be the best one yet.
Somehow I can't imagine Sora and Kairi kissing. It'd be weird somehow. Not sure why. Perhaps I am strange.
hee. hee. these are great.
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Seeing as most of you can't imagine Sora and Kairi kissing, then how about this one:
Sora's back on Destiny Islands, and meets back up with Kairi.
He tries to kiss her, put she pushes him away.
Sora: 'What gives, I thought we were...' but he isn't able to finish his sentence since Kairi's pushing her boobs in his face.
Kairi: 'Oh, shut up, I just don't want any kissing. Now say my name, bitch.
SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!'
Sora wants to say 'ya name?', but isn't able to since he's having trouble breathing,. So it came out as 'nanime' (or something like that).
Kairi: Nanime? No, no treesome. She's busy with Riku and <enter BHK's name here>. Now say my name, BITCH!
A couple of houres later...
Kairi: 'Wow, so that huge key wasn't compensating for something. Tomorrow, I'm taking out the leather.'
Sora: 'Huh?'
To know what happened for the rest of their lives at the paradise island, just use your imagination...
...
...
...
...
I just realised,...
I'm a dirty perv.
Sora's back on Destiny Islands, and meets back up with Kairi.
He tries to kiss her, put she pushes him away.
Sora: 'What gives, I thought we were...' but he isn't able to finish his sentence since Kairi's pushing her boobs in his face.
Kairi: 'Oh, shut up, I just don't want any kissing. Now say my name, bitch.
SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!'
Sora wants to say 'ya name?', but isn't able to since he's having trouble breathing,. So it came out as 'nanime' (or something like that).
Kairi: Nanime? No, no treesome. She's busy with Riku and <enter BHK's name here>. Now say my name, BITCH!
A couple of houres later...
Kairi: 'Wow, so that huge key wasn't compensating for something. Tomorrow, I'm taking out the leather.'
Sora: 'Huh?'
To know what happened for the rest of their lives at the paradise island, just use your imagination...
...
...
...
...
I just realised,...
I'm a dirty perv.
That's right. HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!!
Ok listen to this:
Sora:Ka..KAIRI!!*runs up to her
Kairi:Sora....you came back.....u looked so sexy and wh--- UR A GUY!!!!
Sora: what did u think??!!
Kairi:ur name was Sora...u looked like a b****...I thought...aww man...
Sora: WTF does that mean
Kairi: o Sora can't u see???Im a lesbian...im so sorry..i thought u could come to the all-girl private skool with me but now...Ill make love to Selphie...She will bare my child....
Sora:WTF I PRACTICALLY F***ED A MOUSE TO GET TO U,HAD TO SEE M.J AT NEVERLAND,HAD TO KICK AROUND A GAY BEAR IN A BOOK,AND STAYED IN A DAM CAPSULE FOR A YEAR JUST TO REATAIN MEMORIES OF A LESBIAN???
Kairi:......to bad sora F*** u...
Sora: Hell no.........I didn't just hear that.....
*sora grabs Kairi and shoves his keyblade up her ass and sticks her in the sand.
Sora:Now wait till high tide B****
Kairi: but i jus wanted sex......
Sora: Well hopefully ull drift to atlantica and go F*** Ursala because im to good for u
Kairi: I know u are thats why im a lesbian
The End
Sora:Ka..KAIRI!!*runs up to her
Kairi:Sora....you came back.....u looked so sexy and wh--- UR A GUY!!!!
Sora: what did u think??!!
Kairi:ur name was Sora...u looked like a b****...I thought...aww man...
Sora: WTF does that mean
Kairi: o Sora can't u see???Im a lesbian...im so sorry..i thought u could come to the all-girl private skool with me but now...Ill make love to Selphie...She will bare my child....
Sora:WTF I PRACTICALLY F***ED A MOUSE TO GET TO U,HAD TO SEE M.J AT NEVERLAND,HAD TO KICK AROUND A GAY BEAR IN A BOOK,AND STAYED IN A DAM CAPSULE FOR A YEAR JUST TO REATAIN MEMORIES OF A LESBIAN???
Kairi:......to bad sora F*** u...
Sora: Hell no.........I didn't just hear that.....
*sora grabs Kairi and shoves his keyblade up her ass and sticks her in the sand.
Sora:Now wait till high tide B****
Kairi: but i jus wanted sex......
Sora: Well hopefully ull drift to atlantica and go F*** Ursala because im to good for u
Kairi: I know u are thats why im a lesbian
The End
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lol you lot have diiiirty minds! I'm loving it!
But i agree with some, i dont see them two kissing.
But i agree with some, i dont see them two kissing.
It'll go down like this. Sora arrives on his home island. Well, the part of the islands where they used to play. He is looking everywhere for Kairi. He looks in the Sea Side Cabin, the other side of the island and even on the lil island where he trains with Riku. After all the looking, Sora remembers the "Secret Place". He starts to run there as fast as he can. He starts to slow down as he arrives at the entrance. He hears the wind coming from the cave. It still resembles a giant sea monster. He laughs abit and then starts to go in. Since he is taller, he has to crouch walk as he makes his way through the tunnel. He whispers, "Kairi?. Kairi are you here?" Sora has a confused look on his face as he enters the Secret Cave. He stands up tall and has a puzzled look on his face. "Kairi!!" he yells in excitment. Kairi slowly turns around. She glares at Sora with a dissapointed look on her face as she begins to speak. "You're late B!TCH!!" [F][N]
wow these r really funny but i cant think of anything! ahh the pressure! the only one that i can think of has to do with a gieco commercial <sigh> if i come up with somethin ill post it. but i dont think theyll kiss in the game.
LMFAO!It would be awesome if that was the ending.XDTheMuffinMan said:
That would be so stupid, yet so funny
LMFAO, thats hilarious
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LMFAO TMM you trippin fo sho
Sora: Bitch where my milk and cookies
Sora's mom: Boy what I told you about sayin that*smacks sora upside the head*
Sora: WTF, you dare smack the keybearer *kills his mom* Now bitch get my cookies fo shizzle my nizzle!
Kairi comes out dressed like a prostetute and with a tray of cookie, Sora trips her up and makes the cookies fall.
Sora: Tell me you just did not drop my cookies*bitch slaps Kairi* Don't you ever drop the keybearers cookies *bitch slaps her again*
Sora: Bitch where my milk and cookies
Sora's mom: Boy what I told you about sayin that*smacks sora upside the head*
Sora: WTF, you dare smack the keybearer *kills his mom* Now bitch get my cookies fo shizzle my nizzle!
Kairi comes out dressed like a prostetute and with a tray of cookie, Sora trips her up and makes the cookies fall.
Sora: Tell me you just did not drop my cookies*bitch slaps Kairi* Don't you ever drop the keybearers cookies *bitch slaps her again*
LOL thats a good one!
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