Yeah, I know. I'm up to no good with this. Oh well, we'll see how it goes :3
Chapter 1: Can't Break My Swag
Now, I know what you're thinking.
What the hell am I doing back here, narrating for your sorry asses again. Quite frankly, there were several auditions I made to take my place, and well to be frank, they all sucked the donkey genitals. One was too formal, one sounded like Jerry Springer's lovechild, so on and so forth. All in all, they just can't do what I do. I know, call it a superiority complex, but that's how I roll. Ah, it feels good to say that again. So on that note, tossing out those haters and crapping on their front porches, I present another devious tale of my own making.
Rewind back, you're probably like 'wtf mang, i thought this was a sequel', and in technicality it is. So I'm going to paint a picture for all of you. They win, bad guy explodes into several colored explosions, Atlas gets laid(finally), Caleb goes to pursue a rapping career, and my pants are finally on. Man, I'm just total buzzkill, ain't I? Like I said in the (anti)climactic ending, I can't be bothered narrating that stuff. Too much of a load on my hands.
On that note, let me get you to the here and now.
NZ is doing your average clan mission, solo. He can do that now since well, he's on the A-List of KHIvalice now. Everyone else is off doing their own thing, and found their hands too occupied with their own balls-er, I mean business. It was to be a simple mission. Gather a herb so it can be brought back to make medicine for an ailing citizen. Well, it WAS supposed to be easy. But since when do I ever make things easy for this bastard? Not starting here. Anyways..
"Here it is.." he said, picking it up. It didn't really look like a herb. It resembled more of a flower than anything. But a ripple caught his eye, beyond the miniscule details of the herb. It wasn't a ripple in the water, otherwise it wouldn't have caught his attention. That and I don't think he's still that daft as when we first saw him.
It was a ripple in the ground.
I'm talking space-time crap, although it's probably nothing new to NZ, but still astounded him nevertheless. A small ringing in his ears, the Swordsman having his weapon at the ready, uncertain about what was to happen. As the ringing slowly grew in pitch and volume, something else came to be heard. A voice.
"Why don't you go bother Sora or something?! Leave me alone!"
"What do you mean aid?"
"Great. Off to another adventure. What about my clan?"
"An unlockawhat?"
And the ripple expanded, surrounding and enveloping NZ in a pitch black abyss. And in the center, a ball of light rose from the abyss. NZ expected a "Hey! Listen!" but found it was more so an inanimate object, from the looks of it. He grabbed it, as it took solid form in his hands. It was shaped like a shield crest, with a sword and what seemed to be pedobear as the face on the shield. It was in a red, crystalline form.
"Who are you?"
"Oh shi-"
And with that, he plunged into the abyss, off into god knows what for an adventure. I think he's pretty boned.
I'M BACK, MOFACKOS, and so is NZ. And this time he's going solo into another adventure, or is he?! What will become of him? Why in the sam hell am I making cliffhangers yet again?!!? God, I'm such a bastard. The party don't start until the next chapter walks in! Stay tuned!
Chapter 1: Can't Break My Swag
Now, I know what you're thinking.
What the hell am I doing back here, narrating for your sorry asses again. Quite frankly, there were several auditions I made to take my place, and well to be frank, they all sucked the donkey genitals. One was too formal, one sounded like Jerry Springer's lovechild, so on and so forth. All in all, they just can't do what I do. I know, call it a superiority complex, but that's how I roll. Ah, it feels good to say that again. So on that note, tossing out those haters and crapping on their front porches, I present another devious tale of my own making.
Rewind back, you're probably like 'wtf mang, i thought this was a sequel', and in technicality it is. So I'm going to paint a picture for all of you. They win, bad guy explodes into several colored explosions, Atlas gets laid(finally), Caleb goes to pursue a rapping career, and my pants are finally on. Man, I'm just total buzzkill, ain't I? Like I said in the (anti)climactic ending, I can't be bothered narrating that stuff. Too much of a load on my hands.
On that note, let me get you to the here and now.
NZ is doing your average clan mission, solo. He can do that now since well, he's on the A-List of KHIvalice now. Everyone else is off doing their own thing, and found their hands too occupied with their own balls-er, I mean business. It was to be a simple mission. Gather a herb so it can be brought back to make medicine for an ailing citizen. Well, it WAS supposed to be easy. But since when do I ever make things easy for this bastard? Not starting here. Anyways..
"Here it is.." he said, picking it up. It didn't really look like a herb. It resembled more of a flower than anything. But a ripple caught his eye, beyond the miniscule details of the herb. It wasn't a ripple in the water, otherwise it wouldn't have caught his attention. That and I don't think he's still that daft as when we first saw him.
It was a ripple in the ground.
I'm talking space-time crap, although it's probably nothing new to NZ, but still astounded him nevertheless. A small ringing in his ears, the Swordsman having his weapon at the ready, uncertain about what was to happen. As the ringing slowly grew in pitch and volume, something else came to be heard. A voice.
Brave warrior, I request your aid.
"Why don't you go bother Sora or something?! Leave me alone!"
Sorry, can't do that. And Sora is a tool anyways.
"What do you mean aid?"
You must fight for me, and stuff.
"Great. Off to another adventure. What about my clan?"
I'm sorry, but I'm requesting only you. Maybe they might show up, as an unlockable or something.
"An unlockawhat?"
...Nevermind. Just brace yourself.
And the ripple expanded, surrounding and enveloping NZ in a pitch black abyss. And in the center, a ball of light rose from the abyss. NZ expected a "Hey! Listen!" but found it was more so an inanimate object, from the looks of it. He grabbed it, as it took solid form in his hands. It was shaped like a shield crest, with a sword and what seemed to be pedobear as the face on the shield. It was in a red, crystalline form.
This is your world's crystal. This will get you back home again.
"Who are you?"
They call me, jeels.
"Oh shi-"
And with that, he plunged into the abyss, off into god knows what for an adventure. I think he's pretty boned.
I'M BACK, MOFACKOS, and so is NZ. And this time he's going solo into another adventure, or is he?! What will become of him? Why in the sam hell am I making cliffhangers yet again?!!? God, I'm such a bastard. The party don't start until the next chapter walks in! Stay tuned!
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