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[Silent Avera]

I found time!

TToTT I'm sorry it was short! Darn you projects! Your projectiness and your #$@#$@##$ and @@##$ in @#$$@#$!#$# of the %^$%@#$%$$$%#@#Y%$# Pikachu $%#^#$@#$^%#$#@$1Monty Carlo $@$@#$$%%^%#$%@!@## and with inking!

But hey, it's my degree. Wee. I love and hate this stuff at the same time - schizophrenia nad no spel chek FTW!....>>;

Or is that dual personality? Er, split personality....?

The Anime Master coming back - will they make it?

Nefero: Who knows?
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Nefero: Hmmm - nope Ceffie, sorry it's all or none. *Catches eye of Coldman9's charge - Oh, you want to play with me Coldman? Sorry, but my Grizzlies have been waiting a while - *A Grizzlie bites Coldy's sword and swings him up with his momentum and airborn!* And as for you Hottie King, full life or not, without your soul - *South Light rips out hotties soul - TT.TT * It's kind of hard to live without the spark of life, oh did that upset you....?

*The Lady puts her Opposite Heart back within, and her stomach closes, eww* -

The Lady: Come here SA, we need to discuss how I win in your story -

SA: WAHHH! Why am I the maiden in distress! I can fight too! RAWR!.....rawr......*Runs*

Lady: Well you have a poor way of showing it - *whips out her ribbon blade and smacks SA right in the back - and the spine goes snap! And SA falls flat*

SA: Ahhh....You broke my back you *****!

Lady: Yeah, that's what I was going for.
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No - no! Kaoru - stab him! Stab him! Don't nurse him, STAB HIM! T.T

Take as much time as you need getting it up Coldman :3

 

[Coldman9]

Thanx SA. It' might take me a while but I was wondering if everyone would put off reading my filler until it's completely up. I would appreciate it.

*Twists midair and flash-steps through all the Grizzlies, cutting them to ribbons*

"Ohh, I'm so sorry Nefero. I looks like your pets have gone bye-bye. Now it's just you and me, hahahahah!"*Crazy laughter*
*Flah-steps all around Nefero to confuse then hits him with a blast of energy*

"Lectori! I thought I told you to look after SA!"

 

[Cef]

King: *turns into mud*

*Cef disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Nefero: What the-

*ground cracks beneath them*

King&Cef: Gotcha!

*Gives Southy and Neffy a nice dual uppercut*

Cef: *gloats* Like our little performance? You're not the only one with the dirty tricks, y'know... But it's really too bad. I really like playing with you two... *grins*

*teleports a few feet away with the King*

*cue Coldy's attack from previous post*

Cef: *'Shock and Awe' face*

Woah, he's nearly as crazy as I am! Oh, right!

*Casts Curaja* on SA*

*a young Valkyrie appears*

Valkyrie: *uses Judgment Arrow* on the terrible twosome, taking care not to hit Coldy*

Sorry I'm late, Miss Cef! How's my boyfriend?

King: ^(=Ow0=)^ <3

I'm fine^^

Cef: He's fine. Now let's kick some butt! And try not to get too distracted with your GF, Your Hotness... XP

King: *pouts* Fine... ~.~

Cef: And nice filler BTW, Coldy!

*casts more buffing spells on Coldy*

 

[Coldman9]

"Yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!" *Relishes in Cef's buffing spells then flash-steps around Nefero and South Light slashing them the whole time*

Cef! I asked you not to read it until it's completely up. *Pouty face* Well that's the rule for my last chapter.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

You never told me to that, Coldy... You only said I could do it, not that I should do it... Be more careful with your words if you want to order me around^^ You did make a nice filler though, so I guess I'll do what you want... *Picks up SA* It's not like I mind doing this! *gets her out of the way* It would be bad if one of us killed her by accident, wouldn't it? ^^

*cheers on Cef and Coldman* Oh, and if you don't want people to read your chapter, don't put it up yet! *suddenly turns around and slashed just a bit above SA's head* It seems you missed a Grizzly... *starts putting up a barrier around SA*

 

[Cef]

*casts Protega* on everybody*

Cef: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

EAT MY FLARE*, BEY-OTCHEZ!

*casts Flare* everywhere*

King: Woah, WTF?! Careful with that aim of yours! You might hit my girlfriend!

Cef: *s******* Shouldn't you be worried about yourself as well?

King: Whatever! Just watch that aim of yours!

*charges energy*

Valkyrie: *blushes*

Awww... (~^w^~) <3

*shoots some more Grizzlies with her bow*

Cef: And I'm sorry, Coldy... TT^TT

I can't help it! Post anything longer than a single paragraph in a writing or RP thread and I'm bound to read it! It's like a reflex or something!

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

Cefs: HELL YEAH!!! >XDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Coldman9]

Okay it seems like you all need an explaination. The only time I have access to the internet is when I'm at school. And at school I keep getting moved from class to class so I can only update my filler by parts at a time. So the whole thing will never be posted up all at once. And when I post my last chapter I want you all to read it all at once.*gasps for breath*

 

[Silent Avera]

I swear to my entire Angel Sanctuary collection, Evangelion DVD's and Kaoru and Hikaru plushies, I will not read your last chapter until you've put it all the way up Coldman :3

Chappie Update: It's Riku next time! I swear to the cake it is! Two weeks! Stuff me in the canon Shonen! Aim - aim - aim -

Shonen Bat: Wait SA - the cake is a lie! -

SA: O_O

Nefero: FIRE!

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Roleplay therapy for SA's fighting capabilites continues:


Nefero: Okay, that's how you *****es wanna play? WANNA PLAY? Kage bushin ninja crap, hot demon kings, a ****ing hollow, and you, yes you, Lectori - don't think I've forgotten about you! We're gonna win this story and we need the author to win it!

South Light: I can't believe that monster is still moving even when I pulled out his soul! *Soul turns to snakes* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Lady: Yes, quite, this has turned into quite a fiasco....And has gone on long enough, it's time to end it; farewell readers........

*Where ever the heck we are turns dark, and only spotlights of nothing shine down on all of us.....Toom..........The air turns cold, and burns the lungs......Toom........The ground slightly quakes in resonating footsteps......Toom.......Wails and moans of a thousand people mourning, dying, murdering, laughing - screaming- fills the air and void within - Toom.... Random images of ferocity, horror, and destruction flash in our minds - Toom.

Lady: Here it comes! Come here baby! Come to momma~!

*Just in the outer regions of the darkness, a single red eyes opens up - then four more, then others all over a massive body hard to fully see with the cover of darkness*

Lady: Tee hee! One of my most precious babies - a prize and joy! A replication of Thantos! Say hello to all the pretty people!

*Thantos roars - and everyone's 5 senses dissapear*

SA: *At least we still have thought, and I will say in my head - WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!*
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I don't think I've ever fully described Thantos, meep, well, think Evangelion size, and then think taller still......

 

[Coldman9]

Thanx SA, I hope to have it completely up by the end of the week.

*I'm not a hollow. I'm a ****ing Vizard!* *Breaks through Thantos Replica's spell and sends wave after wave of energy at the thing. Then falls to knees exhausted from having used all my power and the Hollow mask fades away.*

 

[Cef]

King: South Light, that was the MUTHAFUGGIN DECOY. Get over it.

*sees Thanatos*



Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

*get KO'd from all the malicious intent flowing out of the core*

Cefs: OLY MUTHAFUGGEN SHPITDYKS!

*all disappear save for one*

Cef: *thinks* Al least I still have telepathy! *projects thought to everyone who isn't the Lady, Nefero, Southy, or the Thanatos Replica* HEY GUYS! FOLLOW MY MENTAL VOICE AND HANG ON TIGHT! *grabs the King's arm*

*chants*

~An ominous glow envelops Cef, and although none of them can see anymore, they could feel the pure chaos of her soul rending apart the area surrounding them. Wave after wave of pure chaos from different sources met, and warred. And Cef, in a voice so much different from her own that was not heard, but felt, cried out to the others, "I don't think I can hold on much longer! Quickly! Before I lose control!"~

Cef: *thinks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! IT'S REALLY STARTING TO HURT HERE!!!! GET A MOVE ON GUYS! *feels everyone wince mentally* Whoops... I forgot I had a loud mental voice... *chants some more*

TToTT

Owies...

 

[Silent Avera]

It's okay Coldman, we'll wait :3

Chappie Update: Please pick a number between one and two, I need a little push in one direction >_<

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SA's roleplaying therapy continues, more or less now, this part right here is from a future chappie - (BUT HOW FAR AWAY?....>>; ) I just replaced the character names from the outline with our own :3....Maybe it gets a little sad, but that's how the outline is looking from this vantage point, so in that light, it's kinda like a preview......


South Light: *kneels down by Coldman* Is that all you had Coldman? Look, I think you made him blink -

*Thantos vomits, and a surge of red gathers under Coldman and solidifes - holding him fast in red crystal*-

Nefero: *Catches onto Cef* - Oh, no, no, are you trying to make an escape? I don't think so sweetie! -

*Thantos' core opens up with teeth all around and a whispy large black hand shoots out and grabs Cef, and the hot king, the hand separates, and solidifies as a tomb around Cef and the king, encompasing them completely* -

South Light: And just to make sure none of you try anything else - *South Light clasps her hands and in a pulse, all magic is blocked*

SA: *No- NO! Stop it! Stop it! Something is happening to my friends!*

Lady: You can feel that? I guess I'm impressed.

The Lady walks past Lectori, breaks the barrier, and scoops up SA* -

SA: *It's her....Even though I can't feel, I know she's there, her soul, is burning mine! Damit, it can't end this way, I dont want the lady to win!*

Lady: *Little laugh* Oh you wanted a happy ending? You know better as I do SA. At the end of the day, there is only the resolution. A happy ending, or a sad ending, those only occur by chance at the end of one's life - the note is as random as the song of a nightingale.

SA: *You can read my mind?*

Lady: Your being, I am reading your being through touch.

SA: *Is that right...?*

Lady: Yep.

SA: *You're pretty happy now, huh?*

Lady: Yep.

Sa: *It doesn't look good for us, right?*

Lady: Correct.

SA:* Resolution or, not, fate is only what we make of ourselves no?*

Lady: Now you're talking.

SA:* Even so, it looks like there's no way out for my friends and I, is there?*

Lady: Nope *GASP* NEFERO - SOUTH LIG -

*A pillar of light shoots up from under South Light and Nefero causing them to scream in pain - another pillar of light shoots up from under the fake Thantos - breaking him in half - and the beast dissapates back into the darkness - all senses are returned and all friends are freed - *

Lady: You *****! The Lady moves to shove her hand through SA's chest - but another pillar of light shoots up under her - however powered by her rage - the Lady guts SA* -

*The howl of Eros fills the air, and the Gate appears in a body of light and engulfs the Lady whole along with SA - A second roar comes, to greet Eros, the real Thantos, but, it can only roar, they are not in the same plain as one another - *

South Light: Milady! *With the full surge of her magic, South Light teleports the Lady, Nefero, and herself away - leaving SA to drop in a think pool of her own red* -

SA: Ah, ow, I'm on, the ground.....

*With a flap of Eros' magnifienct wings, the plain is purified, and the great beast heals everyone in a wave of light, but excludes SA from it's grace* -

Shonen Bat (suddenly there) : HEY! HEY! HEAL HER! HEAL HER!

SA: It's-s, okay, I don't, don't feel anything, anymore....

*Eros leaves in a blind of light* -

Shonen Bat: WAIT!

Thantos: *GROWL* I may not be able to cross over, or even hurt you people, but I can do it indirectly - ! *A little red spark, like the kind you get from static electricity pops on everyone, and all magic is absorbed* HAHAHAHA! *Thantos retracts his presence and leaves*

Shonen Bat: Crap - EROS COME BACK!

SA: It's okay, it, it did what it had to do, g-granted my wish from Yahena, my wish, to,to always protect my friends, esp-pecially, wh-hen it seems, there's no way out...May-maybe I sh-should have been, a little more...se...self ab.....

Shonen Bat: O_O.......

Reaper (also suddenly there): What's wrong?

*Shonen Bat spins around*

Reaper: Did you see something wrong? *He checks his list and observes the plain* Ah, there she is.

 

[Coldman9]

" NO! YOU CAN"T HAVE HER!" *Crawls over to SA and Reaper* "Take me instead. You can have my soul in place of her's. Just let me say my goodbye's first."

Thanks SA. Okay even if I don't have it all up by today I won't be able to make another update until Monday so whatever I have up at the end of today everyone is free to read.

 

[Silent Avera]

*Get's ready to pounce on filler*

Also, pick a number between 1 and 2 pwease >:3

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Preview of Reaper being...well Reaper: In other words Roleplay therapy continues....or is about to conclude, T3T

Reaper: No soul is worth the cost of another. Life, is precious, and a gift. I am the cross over design from Life to Death. That is Law, and my Design I must follow. Now stand aside young man -

Shonen Bat: Your design? You don't have to follow that crap! Look at the Riders.

SA: *Out of body experience* *Wonderful example Shonen -_- *

Reaper: Yes, look at them; they are wild. *Enma snorted* Indeed...yes, indeed Enma. Human life can be measured - by humans, yes, this young girl's wish was for her friends to be protected, to live, and wasn't even thinking of including herself in the wish. Also if I had the nerve to take your soul Coldman, I would be going against her wish from Yahena. However by all means, you may say goodbye, although I have yet to understand why people do that. Is death really such a seperation between friends? Between anyone? Why do you say goodbye, when, someone dies?

 

[Coldman9]

"We say goodbye because death means we won't see the people we care about for a long time. We may see her again but the time until then will be filled with the pain of her absence. Reaper, please if there's any price to pay for her to stay, I"ll pay it."

*Stands up with last of strength* "SA. You're too good a friend. I should have been the one to die. Goodbye."

1. But what are we chosing between?

Oh and my last filler chapter is completely up. I feel like I rushed things a bit but fill free to read.

 

[Silent Avera]

Yay! You got all of the filler up! Ask anytime for help buddy :3 Anytime ^_^ I hope you didn't go through too much trouble though.......T.T (The secret number is in the pm)

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*Reads*

TToTT NOOOOOOOOO~! Darn you Xehanort! Why?! Why?! TT3TT It did feel just a tiny bit rushed at the end but other than that, the workings ticked well :3 I felt a good ol' rage towards Xehanort, and I hope he burns in the 11th circle of hell for all eternity.
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Reaper: There is nothing to pay, but to live your own life, as you please.

Shonen Bat: *Poke*.....You're really not in there anymore....are you...?

 

[Cef]

Cef: *cough*

D-damn that Nef-

*collapses*

*coughs out a lot of blood*

Sh-sh*t...

*gets healed partially by Eros*

King: *wakes up*

Dang... My head hurts... like a hangover, but worse.

*everyone notices the argument between the Reaper and Coldy over SA*

Cef: *is held upright by the King and his GF*

*cough* H-hey.... wh-what about a g-gigai? Y'know, like in Karakura To-*cough*

*sees blood on her palm*

Crap... Guess that attempt was too much for my body to handle...

*tries to nonchalantly wipe it off on the back of her shirt*

I mean... she is dead now, right? *choking noise*

*vomits blood*

Sh-sh*t, I guess we'll be going together then, huh Vera?

King: *shocked* Cef! No, don't you die on us too!

Cef: Awwwww, shut it, Hot Stuff. *coughs up more blood*

 

[Coldman9]

"Not you too Cef! Why are all my friends dying on me?" *Grips sword so hard my hand hurts*

Oh what did you think about my last filler chapter. I admit I kinda rushed the ending but I decided I'd finish it Friday so for that I appologize.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

"All your friends? I'm not dead yet, and I wasn't planning to die either. That would kind of make SA's sacrife useless... Cef can't be dying either, that would be defying the almighty author of this story... And that is impossible, isn't it? So now that we have that figured out, how about we find SA a gigai somewhere? Or even better, kidnap Urahara-san so he can make her one!" *Starts looking for Urahara*

I read the rest of your filler chapter, and I must say, Xehanort is SCARY!!!

 

[Coldman9]

I'm trying to convey Xehanort as crazily obsessed with power. He still had some sanity to him but now he's gonna lose it completely.

"Sorry for forgetting ya Lectori." *Joins in the search for Urahara*

 

[Silent Avera]

While we wait for the next chappie, let's take a second look at another character this week: Dendjue

Dendjue: Howdy.

Dendjue's magic is specialized in ice type attacks in both defensive and offensive techniques.

Dendjue: Yeah, I had a bad run in with ice sometime ago, so I decided to master the element that almost killed me.

And his fighting style with the Keyblade reflects the tip of his blade like a viper's sting - quick and accurate attack for a quick kill.

Dendjue: I don't think I displayed those too well though back in the Key Brawl; meep.

No you didn't.

South Light: Dendjue! X3

Dendjue: >_<

You know each other?

Dendjue: We....had a run in, yes

South Light: *Mmmmmhhhh.....Frosted Master.....

Dendjue: I survived, her, survived the blizzard, eh, then my luck ran out, fast.

Izzy: Dendjue! X3

...You know her too?

Dendjue: Of course I do.

Playah -

Dendjue: I are not so!

South Light: Frosted Master....OOOhoohho -

Dendjue: Silence!
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Reaper: Well, we best be on our way then Enma, farewell. Know the limits of your bravery. No life is worth the price of another. *the Reaper and Enma fade away like ashes.*

Shonen Bat:................Hey, Coldman, Lectori, wait up, what about Cef....?

*From above, a green light begins to pulse, at first with no sound, and with barely the strength of the flicker of a match, but each whip of illuminescence grew exponentially - until a blinding green surge of light went off with the pulse of deep drum against everyone's chest - and likewise, as if a defilbrator was pressed against SA's, her body limpy jumped.

Green trickles began manifesting around Cef, and all her red returned within her.

The light pulsed again, and the body moved again - the light pulsed a third time - this time with the sound of an opening door, and likewise.......eyes opened.

Shonen Bat: O_O......OMFG - th-the Lifestream?! Bu-b-bu-b-but - why her?!

WACK.

SA: Why not? Owie; you're so mean Shonen D:<