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Man this story rocks. Its so funny I can't wait for the next one. I think I like fan fics now. lol
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Lets kill him.
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Lets kill him.
Definitely agreed. :thumbsup:
Agreed. I shall grab one of my swords and my machete
C'mon! You haven't given up, right?
So sweet........
So when is the next chap...
So when is the next chap...
I'll grill him about it soon as.
I'm basicly just bumbing this.
When is next chapter!
When is next chapter!
good question i haven't see unknown on in forever
Don't worry, he's back on the forums at last. He's just trying to find the floppy disk. In the meantime, he's got another fan fic up. He explains that An Odd Teenager will not die and he's trying to find the disk. Hope that helps you all! 
I guess it helps a little.
my fans, please don't be discouraged. I will not let Just an Odd Teenager die!!! It's one of my favorite fan fics! I just have to find out where the hell i put that damn floppy disk! I'm serious! But i know where it is, when i get back from my vacation, which is on sunday, i will post it! Until then enjoy my other fan-fic. it's in my sig. I hope that it satisfies you all until Odd Teenagers is up.
I should be satisfied until Easter Sunday. And yay! Easter eggs! Yum! I love An Odd Teenager, anyway. It's one of those things that is just ... normal for once.
this story is good also i am glad that i am a part of it. hope to be a part of his other fic as well
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! You know how you always mean to do something, but your laziness takes over? To be truthful with you all, i had a hard writer's block. And for some time i didn't know where i was going with this story or why i bothered. But seeing on how so many people liked it i can't just bail on you all. So my deep apologies, I now know why i created this, it was to give you readers something new on this site.
*walks to park bench and sits down.* Ahh, you know i wasn't always innocent back in my day. No, as a matter of fact i was quite the rascal, along with my friends. Even though we didn't play tricks as often as we did when we were kids, there wasn't a day where we didn't play at least one trick. But i have to say, that some of our tricks backfired on us. Oh yes! They backfired on us...............a lot. I remember this one trick that we tried to play at the Taste. This will be a 2 part chapter. I remember where it started; I and my friends were in a cafe downtown......
"AHahahah! So ye got ye self a lassie." My friend William laughed loudly. William was born and partially raised in Scotland. But unlike most Scottish people I’ve seen, he is the first to have a black Irish mother. His father, which is kind of short, is Scottish, and has a bit of a tough love attitude toward us. But his mother is even scarier. Born of those two traits, William, at a lot of times, can be very short tempered. But that's only if we tease him about something.
"Yeah good for him. He finally got himself a girl, unlike some people." Corri sneers at William.
"What te hell ye jus' say?!" A vain popped out of William’s neck. See....told you.
"What did you here?!" Corri responded.
"I prefe not ta say it." William took at sip of his Gatorade.
"Then I guess we will never know." Corri smirked.
"So....how did ya do it?" Ruse asked. Ruse is from England, I think London, he never told me. Anyway, Ruse is quite the gentlemen; girls seemed to be lured by his charm and kindness. Despite his gentleness, Ruse has always been a melancholy boy. There was something about him that i just couldn't put my finger on. Something about him that filled you with sadness, though now i know what it was, I’m not going to tell you. You'll just have to wait. Oh, and another important factor, no one has ever seen Ruse's eyes. They always seem to be covered by his blonde hair or a hat.
"Well....funny thing." I look down at the table. "....ummmm."
"Ugh, who cares how he did it. The point is that he did the unthinkable, he got a social life." Reizo looked outside of the window."
"What do you mean by that?! I have a social life! I hang out with you guys don't I?" I frown.
"Please, i just do it out of pity." Reizo sighs.
"Up yours man!" I flip him off.
"So are you taking her to the taste?" Ruse asks.
The Taste of Chicago is a huge summer event. It is an event where restaurants from all over Chicago come and set up a little stand where people can go and taste their most delicious food. And speaking of food, it not only had a wide variety of food, but it also had exotic food. Like Ostrich burger, Alligator, Emu, Giant BBQ Turkey legs, Calamari, and and...........*wipes drool* Ahem, well you all get the point, it was a enormous food event. Everyone went there, and it was only for a couple of days, so it was always packed. Whenever you come to Chicago you should got to the Taste, it starts in July. *drools over Ostrich burger*
"Well odds are she is going to go regardless if i ask her or not." I sigh.
"Still, if you ask her she would think you're even cooler." Corri says
"Please, I’m at the limit of cool, i can't get any cooler then I already am." I run my hands through my dreads.
"..............you're f***ing kidding me right?" Reizo stares at me.
"Tsst, just when i thought you couldn't get any lamer." Corri yawned.
"What?! Hey, I’m the ring leader of this freaking group!" I stand up. "And the ring leader is always cool!" I shout at them
"Hm?! Wait, who died an' made ye king of te rock?!" William glares at me.
"Adrian...... please sit back down." Ruse looks down at the table.
"..............you guys are assholes!" I sit down.
"No matter where I go, I can never get away from Chenzira's obnoxious voice." Brandy walks to our table. Brandy, in all my kind words, was the meaning of a tough, foul mouth, little b*tch! Former leader of an notorious all girl's gang, she resigned, saying that the gang was slowing her down. Now she is a one man army. No dares to cross her path, or piss her off. That girl was a demon incarnate, i tell ya! I could have sworn at night, i could see little horns sticking out of her head.
"An' whit te hell are ye doin here?" William frowns at her. Despite his meanness toward Brandy, they have a big brother little sister bond.
"Well i was going to go kick some ass, but i saw you losers here." Brandy cracked her fist.
"Speak for the rest of them." Reizo snorted.
"ooooh, what's a matter? Little Miss emo doesn't like being called a loser?" Brandy teased Reizo
"Stop referring me to a girl!" Reizo snapped.
"Well how can i not? You're acting like you're on your period!" Brandy sneered.
"What do you want brandy." I look at her.
"Well, since you all are some-what my friends, i decided to have you all join me in a prank for the Taste." She sat down next to Corri and rested her arm around his neck. Corri began to blush. Forgot to mention that her and Corri have a little fling.
"Isn't that a bit cruel." Ruse says softly.
"Oh, grow a d*ck, England!" Brandy snorts.
"Well once you remove yours, then maybe he will." I countered her comment.
"Oh, this is coming from someone who can't get a real girl so he has to make out with a teddy bear?" Brandy says.
"I WAS CURIOUS!" I shout and the cafe get's quiet. "Ahem.....anyway."
"What do you mean by prank?" Reizo folds his arms.
"Well i feel like playing a prank on those f***ing preppy bastards! And since they are going to be hosting this music concert at the Taste, i couldn't think of a better opportunity" She snapped her finger
"Preps!? I hate preps?! What with their snotty attitudes, and their arrogant faces....and their....their blue checkered vest with a P printed on it." My friends look at me weird. "What? I hate preps."
"Yeah.....well knowing that you are practically the only guys who won't wuss out on this opportunity, i decided let you all join me." Brandy smiles at Corri
"I'm in!" He responds quickly
"Tsst, whipped. I have nothing else better to do." Reizo rest his chin on his fist.
"Yea yea, I'm in et for te longest." William finishes drinking his pop.
"Well....as long as it doesn't involve people getting hurt." Ruse says.
"Good, now here is the plan." Brandy explains it.
I always like to walk home by myself when the sun is setting. It gives me some time to think. But on this occasion i find myself skipping down the side walk to my house with a grin on my face. "This is going to be soo great! I can't wait to see the stupid look on their faces."
"What stupid look on whose faces?!" My sister startles me.
"Eh, Alex! What the hell do you want?" I turn to her.
"Don't curse around me. It makes you look even more idiotic." She begins to walk. "Now what were you talking about?"
Uh oh! I could never tell me sister anything concerning pranks, not that she would tell, but she would black mail me. "Nothing, i was just talking to myself." I walk with her.
".........YOU THINK I'M STUPID LIKE YOU!" She smacks me across the head. "Tell me what the hell you were talking about."
"Ow! Hey, now who is cursing?!" I yell back at her.
"It's only because idiots like you provoke me!" She turns her head. "Whatever, i don't even want to know. Probably some stupid prank anyway."
..............i swear sometimes she's right on the money spot and doesn't even know it. "Yeah, well like was going to tell you in the first place."
"Whatever." She looks forward. "So what is going on with you and Ami?"
"What?! How did you hear about it?!" I'm shocked.
"I heard you talking to yourself about it in the bathroom." she says casually.
"..............i got to stop doing that."
"What else do you do in the bathroom?" She shoots daggers at me.
"Wha-what?! I don't do that!" I say sheepishly
"Liar! I found your stash of dirty photos, you little perv!" She points a finger at me.
"Dude! We are still outside and people are walking past us! Lower your voice."
"What's this?! You're ashamed of your obsession with porn?!" She shouts.
"AHH! ALEX SHUT UP!" I scream at her.
"You should be! Staying in the bathroom for more then 30 minutes!" She says it even louder and people are starting to stare.
"Alex sssssshhhhh!" I try to calm her down.
"AND WHY HAS THERE BEEN A SHORTAGE OF LOTION AND VASELINE?!!!!" she screams. Christ, now people are really starting to stare.
"Alex...for the love of god, please lower your voice. People are starting to--"
"Stare?! So what?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A GIRL SCOLD HER LITTLE BROTHER ABOUT MASTURBATION?! GET A F***ING LIFE!" She yells at the people and they scram.
"Oh.........god kill me now." At that moment I could have sworn i heard somebody in the sky say 'I'm on my own.'
"Hmm. I think I've embarrassed you enough for today. Let's go, come on, i'll fix us some dinner, since mom isn't going to be home until late." She walks to our apartment which isn't but a couple of feet away now.
I stand on the sidewalk, paralyzed from shock.
"Come on, before i scold you about the incident with the teddy bear." She opens our house door.
"Coming!" I scrambled toward the door.
"Yeah it's gonna be great." I laugh over the phone to James.
"Well don't get too carried away." He warns.
"What are you kidding me? I play my tricks smooth." I boast.
"Hmph! Is that so? I recall a certain boy that was spraying mace into a couple of Cheerleaders panties" I could just picture him sneering.
"I told you that prank was personal!" I snap.
"How much mace did you spray into their panties?" James asked.
"............2 cans." I say reluctantly.
"Yep, that's not going overboard." I hear him munch on something.
"It was PERSONAL!" I strain. "Those chicks got what they deserved. They shouldn't have messed with my sister."
"Alexandria is a big girl, she can handle herself." He reminds me.
"Please....could you just call her alex." I hate when people say my sister's entire name.
"Why? Saying alexandria sounds more luring and seductive. Alexaaaaandria." He says in a lustful voice.
"Please stop." I whine.
"Go on, say it with me. Alexaaaandria." He repeats.
"There is nothing sexy about my sister." I begin to grow irritated.
"Alexaaaaandria, i'm not going to stop until you say it. Alexaaaaandria." He rolls his tongue.
"NO!" I snap.
"Alexaaaandria." He says it with more rolling of the tongue.
"FINE! Alexaaandria." I mumble.
"No say it like you have sex appeal. Alexaaaaandria."
"Alexaaaandria." I say once more.
"No as if Ricky martin was saying it."
"Alexaaan, Ricky martin?!" I stop. "This conversation has gone on long enough."
"yes it has, but as long as you weren't going to say anything, i was going to continue it." He chuckles.
"Well look, i have to go and dwell on some things. I will talk to you later." I raise up off of my bed.
"Well don't forget to clean up your mess." He suggests
"What is that supposed to mean?" I snort
"I've heard about those porn magazines you let Tacorri borrow. What happened? You've less your zing to that and needed something stronger?"
"You're such a pervert!" I snapp.
"I'm not the one with the porn." He remarks
"I will see you at the taste, goodbye." I hang up. "Damn it, does everyone know?!" I hop off of my bed, out of my room and head toward the bathroom. I stop to hear the shower running. "Ugh! Alex couldn't take one later?!" I walk pass her room to see her chatting on her cellphone. ".....damn it! That's a waste of water." I whisper to myself. I walk to the bathroom and open the door. "Damn it, it's like a steam room in here!" I pull the shower curtains back to turn off the water........shouldn't have done that.
"ADRIAN!" Rachelle screams at me as she tries to cover herself up.
"...........today is not my day." I sigh and get prepared for what is about to happen next.
ooc: I really wish i did walk in on some naked girl take a shower in my home. Isn't that everyone's fantasy? Hah, i'm just messing around, i got more respect for women than that..........so how'd you all like it. tell me what you think. And yes, you are all allowed to beat the living sh*t out of me if you want to. Just keep it above the waist.
Chapter 5
*walks to park bench and sits down.* Ahh, you know i wasn't always innocent back in my day. No, as a matter of fact i was quite the rascal, along with my friends. Even though we didn't play tricks as often as we did when we were kids, there wasn't a day where we didn't play at least one trick. But i have to say, that some of our tricks backfired on us. Oh yes! They backfired on us...............a lot. I remember this one trick that we tried to play at the Taste. This will be a 2 part chapter. I remember where it started; I and my friends were in a cafe downtown......
"AHahahah! So ye got ye self a lassie." My friend William laughed loudly. William was born and partially raised in Scotland. But unlike most Scottish people I’ve seen, he is the first to have a black Irish mother. His father, which is kind of short, is Scottish, and has a bit of a tough love attitude toward us. But his mother is even scarier. Born of those two traits, William, at a lot of times, can be very short tempered. But that's only if we tease him about something.
"Yeah good for him. He finally got himself a girl, unlike some people." Corri sneers at William.
"What te hell ye jus' say?!" A vain popped out of William’s neck. See....told you.
"What did you here?!" Corri responded.
"I prefe not ta say it." William took at sip of his Gatorade.
"Then I guess we will never know." Corri smirked.
"So....how did ya do it?" Ruse asked. Ruse is from England, I think London, he never told me. Anyway, Ruse is quite the gentlemen; girls seemed to be lured by his charm and kindness. Despite his gentleness, Ruse has always been a melancholy boy. There was something about him that i just couldn't put my finger on. Something about him that filled you with sadness, though now i know what it was, I’m not going to tell you. You'll just have to wait. Oh, and another important factor, no one has ever seen Ruse's eyes. They always seem to be covered by his blonde hair or a hat.
"Well....funny thing." I look down at the table. "....ummmm."
"Ugh, who cares how he did it. The point is that he did the unthinkable, he got a social life." Reizo looked outside of the window."
"What do you mean by that?! I have a social life! I hang out with you guys don't I?" I frown.
"Please, i just do it out of pity." Reizo sighs.
"Up yours man!" I flip him off.
"So are you taking her to the taste?" Ruse asks.
The Taste of Chicago is a huge summer event. It is an event where restaurants from all over Chicago come and set up a little stand where people can go and taste their most delicious food. And speaking of food, it not only had a wide variety of food, but it also had exotic food. Like Ostrich burger, Alligator, Emu, Giant BBQ Turkey legs, Calamari, and and...........*wipes drool* Ahem, well you all get the point, it was a enormous food event. Everyone went there, and it was only for a couple of days, so it was always packed. Whenever you come to Chicago you should got to the Taste, it starts in July. *drools over Ostrich burger*
"Well odds are she is going to go regardless if i ask her or not." I sigh.
"Still, if you ask her she would think you're even cooler." Corri says
"Please, I’m at the limit of cool, i can't get any cooler then I already am." I run my hands through my dreads.
"..............you're f***ing kidding me right?" Reizo stares at me.
"Tsst, just when i thought you couldn't get any lamer." Corri yawned.
"What?! Hey, I’m the ring leader of this freaking group!" I stand up. "And the ring leader is always cool!" I shout at them
"Hm?! Wait, who died an' made ye king of te rock?!" William glares at me.
"Adrian...... please sit back down." Ruse looks down at the table.
"..............you guys are assholes!" I sit down.
"No matter where I go, I can never get away from Chenzira's obnoxious voice." Brandy walks to our table. Brandy, in all my kind words, was the meaning of a tough, foul mouth, little b*tch! Former leader of an notorious all girl's gang, she resigned, saying that the gang was slowing her down. Now she is a one man army. No dares to cross her path, or piss her off. That girl was a demon incarnate, i tell ya! I could have sworn at night, i could see little horns sticking out of her head.
"An' whit te hell are ye doin here?" William frowns at her. Despite his meanness toward Brandy, they have a big brother little sister bond.
"Well i was going to go kick some ass, but i saw you losers here." Brandy cracked her fist.
"Speak for the rest of them." Reizo snorted.
"ooooh, what's a matter? Little Miss emo doesn't like being called a loser?" Brandy teased Reizo
"Stop referring me to a girl!" Reizo snapped.
"Well how can i not? You're acting like you're on your period!" Brandy sneered.
"What do you want brandy." I look at her.
"Well, since you all are some-what my friends, i decided to have you all join me in a prank for the Taste." She sat down next to Corri and rested her arm around his neck. Corri began to blush. Forgot to mention that her and Corri have a little fling.
"Isn't that a bit cruel." Ruse says softly.
"Oh, grow a d*ck, England!" Brandy snorts.
"Well once you remove yours, then maybe he will." I countered her comment.
"Oh, this is coming from someone who can't get a real girl so he has to make out with a teddy bear?" Brandy says.
"I WAS CURIOUS!" I shout and the cafe get's quiet. "Ahem.....anyway."
"What do you mean by prank?" Reizo folds his arms.
"Well i feel like playing a prank on those f***ing preppy bastards! And since they are going to be hosting this music concert at the Taste, i couldn't think of a better opportunity" She snapped her finger
"Preps!? I hate preps?! What with their snotty attitudes, and their arrogant faces....and their....their blue checkered vest with a P printed on it." My friends look at me weird. "What? I hate preps."
"Yeah.....well knowing that you are practically the only guys who won't wuss out on this opportunity, i decided let you all join me." Brandy smiles at Corri
"I'm in!" He responds quickly
"Tsst, whipped. I have nothing else better to do." Reizo rest his chin on his fist.
"Yea yea, I'm in et for te longest." William finishes drinking his pop.
"Well....as long as it doesn't involve people getting hurt." Ruse says.
"Good, now here is the plan." Brandy explains it.
I always like to walk home by myself when the sun is setting. It gives me some time to think. But on this occasion i find myself skipping down the side walk to my house with a grin on my face. "This is going to be soo great! I can't wait to see the stupid look on their faces."
"What stupid look on whose faces?!" My sister startles me.
"Eh, Alex! What the hell do you want?" I turn to her.
"Don't curse around me. It makes you look even more idiotic." She begins to walk. "Now what were you talking about?"
Uh oh! I could never tell me sister anything concerning pranks, not that she would tell, but she would black mail me. "Nothing, i was just talking to myself." I walk with her.
".........YOU THINK I'M STUPID LIKE YOU!" She smacks me across the head. "Tell me what the hell you were talking about."
"Ow! Hey, now who is cursing?!" I yell back at her.
"It's only because idiots like you provoke me!" She turns her head. "Whatever, i don't even want to know. Probably some stupid prank anyway."
..............i swear sometimes she's right on the money spot and doesn't even know it. "Yeah, well like was going to tell you in the first place."
"Whatever." She looks forward. "So what is going on with you and Ami?"
"What?! How did you hear about it?!" I'm shocked.
"I heard you talking to yourself about it in the bathroom." she says casually.
"..............i got to stop doing that."
"What else do you do in the bathroom?" She shoots daggers at me.
"Wha-what?! I don't do that!" I say sheepishly
"Liar! I found your stash of dirty photos, you little perv!" She points a finger at me.
"Dude! We are still outside and people are walking past us! Lower your voice."
"What's this?! You're ashamed of your obsession with porn?!" She shouts.
"AHH! ALEX SHUT UP!" I scream at her.
"You should be! Staying in the bathroom for more then 30 minutes!" She says it even louder and people are starting to stare.
"Alex sssssshhhhh!" I try to calm her down.
"AND WHY HAS THERE BEEN A SHORTAGE OF LOTION AND VASELINE?!!!!" she screams. Christ, now people are really starting to stare.
"Alex...for the love of god, please lower your voice. People are starting to--"
"Stare?! So what?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A GIRL SCOLD HER LITTLE BROTHER ABOUT MASTURBATION?! GET A F***ING LIFE!" She yells at the people and they scram.
"Oh.........god kill me now." At that moment I could have sworn i heard somebody in the sky say 'I'm on my own.'
"Hmm. I think I've embarrassed you enough for today. Let's go, come on, i'll fix us some dinner, since mom isn't going to be home until late." She walks to our apartment which isn't but a couple of feet away now.
I stand on the sidewalk, paralyzed from shock.
"Come on, before i scold you about the incident with the teddy bear." She opens our house door.
"Coming!" I scrambled toward the door.
"Yeah it's gonna be great." I laugh over the phone to James.
"Well don't get too carried away." He warns.
"What are you kidding me? I play my tricks smooth." I boast.
"Hmph! Is that so? I recall a certain boy that was spraying mace into a couple of Cheerleaders panties" I could just picture him sneering.
"I told you that prank was personal!" I snap.
"How much mace did you spray into their panties?" James asked.
"............2 cans." I say reluctantly.
"Yep, that's not going overboard." I hear him munch on something.
"It was PERSONAL!" I strain. "Those chicks got what they deserved. They shouldn't have messed with my sister."
"Alexandria is a big girl, she can handle herself." He reminds me.
"Please....could you just call her alex." I hate when people say my sister's entire name.
"Why? Saying alexandria sounds more luring and seductive. Alexaaaaandria." He says in a lustful voice.
"Please stop." I whine.
"Go on, say it with me. Alexaaaandria." He repeats.
"There is nothing sexy about my sister." I begin to grow irritated.
"Alexaaaaandria, i'm not going to stop until you say it. Alexaaaaandria." He rolls his tongue.
"NO!" I snap.
"Alexaaaandria." He says it with more rolling of the tongue.
"FINE! Alexaaandria." I mumble.
"No say it like you have sex appeal. Alexaaaaandria."
"Alexaaaandria." I say once more.
"No as if Ricky martin was saying it."
"Alexaaan, Ricky martin?!" I stop. "This conversation has gone on long enough."
"yes it has, but as long as you weren't going to say anything, i was going to continue it." He chuckles.
"Well look, i have to go and dwell on some things. I will talk to you later." I raise up off of my bed.
"Well don't forget to clean up your mess." He suggests
"What is that supposed to mean?" I snort
"I've heard about those porn magazines you let Tacorri borrow. What happened? You've less your zing to that and needed something stronger?"
"You're such a pervert!" I snapp.
"I'm not the one with the porn." He remarks
"I will see you at the taste, goodbye." I hang up. "Damn it, does everyone know?!" I hop off of my bed, out of my room and head toward the bathroom. I stop to hear the shower running. "Ugh! Alex couldn't take one later?!" I walk pass her room to see her chatting on her cellphone. ".....damn it! That's a waste of water." I whisper to myself. I walk to the bathroom and open the door. "Damn it, it's like a steam room in here!" I pull the shower curtains back to turn off the water........shouldn't have done that.
"ADRIAN!" Rachelle screams at me as she tries to cover herself up.
"...........today is not my day." I sigh and get prepared for what is about to happen next.
ooc: I really wish i did walk in on some naked girl take a shower in my home. Isn't that everyone's fantasy? Hah, i'm just messing around, i got more respect for women than that..........so how'd you all like it. tell me what you think. And yes, you are all allowed to beat the living sh*t out of me if you want to. Just keep it above the waist.
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