I wanna know what you guys is the funniest joke ever...in my second period we always have a fight about the best jokes soo...i wanna read some good jokes!!!
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^^^I've heard that ine before!!! My favorite is:iheartriku said:^^^ lol.....
I found this joke:
A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." Being of a curious nature, he entered and was greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt.
"How come you have a name like that?" inquired the stranger.
The Chinese gentleman explained in very broken English that when he landed in America he was standing in the immigration line behind a German. When asked his name, the German replied, "Hans Schmidt."
When the immigration officer asked the Chinese man his name, he replied, "Sam Ting."
lol...
iheartriku said:^^^ omgsh! i like that one....im soo telling that one today...you rock thankies!
heartofdreams said:err i got one. i'm not where but my friend told me they found it off someones sig thing or other, anyway i didn't come up with it they did.
weatherman: and in the weather today, some miled showers and judging by the angle roxas's hair is pointing strong winds blowing to the west
hee sorry i don't know how it was it was something like that
violent_anger said:2. Speech is your enemy. Never, ever, under any circumstance say a single word while within a bathroom. Not to a friend, not to a lover not to Jesus himself. Not only does this grate against all good things and the way of nature, it ruins the efficiency of the bathroom.
Take this example: Steven walks into the bathroom and unzips himself. While he is relieving himself his best friend Eddy walks in. They strike up a conversation about unix and pretty soon, loose track of time.
So there they are, standing at the urinals, discussing the advantages of open source developement. Well, Sammy walks in and he desperately needs to take a piss. But he can't, the two chatter bugs are there in front of the urinals laughing it up. So, he runs to the only toilet only to discover that someone has missed the toilet with their monster loaf and now he's standing knee deep in butt pudding.
Sammy does the only thing he can do, he pukes all over the place, while at the same time unleashing a torrent of kidney juice in his pants.
Steve and Eddy automaticly turn around to see what all the fuss is about. So far not a problem right? WRONG! It turns out that our old friends have not finished relieving themselves and they spray each other, the floor, and the soap dispenser with filtered mountain dew. Well, they do what comes naturally to any man in this situation and begin to toss cookies.
So there they are, three guys puking, and pissing all over the floor. When they finish they simultaneously make a mad dash for the sink. Well of course only one person can use a sink at a time so it eventually degenerates into a fight. Eddy manages to kill them both and begins to clean himself up.
The security guard hears all the noise and decides to take a look. The poor guy takes just a peek and he knows he's gonna need backup. So to make a long story short the cops are called in and a sniper paints the walls with Eddy's brain.
Now a biohazard team is called in to clean things up. They obviously need to close down the bathroom so all the men are forced to either soil themselves or go to another building. Two guys meet and they start a conversation. Repeat. This eventually leads to the destruction of organized society as we know it. Don't end the world.
heartofdreams said:err i got one. i'm not where but my friend told me they found it off someones sig thing or other, anyway i didn't come up with it they did.
weatherman: and in the weather today, some miled showers and judging by the angle roxas's hair is pointing strong winds blowing to the west
hee sorry i don't know how it was it was something like that