^^ i know i didnt get it at first either!
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violent_anger said:asains that cant speak english go to amercica
one goes to a opera and learns to say mmmmmmeeeeee
one goes toa resturants and learns forks and kinvies, forks and knives
one goes to a candy shop and learns goody goody gumdrops
one watches tv and learns plug it in plug it in
me: did you hear about the guy who got killed? i wonder who killed him
asain 1: mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
me: wow, how did you kill him?
asian 2: forks and knives, forks and knives
me: your gonna go to jail
asain 3: goody goody gumdrops
me: you might even get the electric chair
asain 4: plug it in, plug it in
zero_hiru said:(the following joke is based on a real life happening. names have been changed to protect the author of this joke)
three guys are sitting around playing video games.
guy1: hey if you were about to die and you only had one dollor in quarters, what would you do?
guy2: i'd probly buy some gumballs.
guy3: i'd probly buy a slice of pizza. what about you?
guy1: i'd probly make a collect call to save my @$$.