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FlyingTomato1 said:Not really a jk but a funny comment so listen up >.>
(at school)
*Kyle sits on hands,
uses hand sanitizer
sits on hands,
gets more sanitizer*
(Life science teacher Mrs.Waters, who is awesome);Kyle!
Kyle;I'm just sanitizing my hands
Mrs.Waters;they were sanitized before they went under you ass.*rolls eyes*
*Laugh*
Then mrs.waters as a punishment makes him sit on his hands for 15 minutes*
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you all must laugh now =D
<.<--yeesh my teacher says bad words!Shes the koolest!
lol!!!Balmung102 said:What's the common thing between a whore and bungee jumping?
If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
FlyingTomato1 said:I know one!>.<!It might be old if so i dont see the expiration date.
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A blonde, a guy, and another girl went into the woods casue cops where chasein them
The girl hid in the dog house, the guy in a pond, and the blonde in a potato sack
The cops came and shined a light on the pond.
Guy;Quack Quack
The cops shined the light on the dog house
Girl;Woof Woof
They then went and shined it on the potato sack
Blonde;Potato Potato
I laugh now >.>
Square Ninja said:The last joke thread I participated in was closed. I guess it was too funny for the boards.
violent_anger said:difference between nexican and park bench? park bench can suport a family.
no offence if your mexican
DarkShadowLink said:I got some.
1 A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, there's a man sitting next to him and orders a different drink. After taking the whole drink in the man runs and crashes through the window flys around and then walks back in unharmed.
Man #1: WOAH! How'd you do that!
Man #2: Ooo, it's just the drink.
The first man orders the same drink jumps out the window and dies. The bartender turn to the other man.
Bartender: Super Man! Quit killing all my customers!
2 What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Jos-b (pronounced Hose-A and Hose-B, get it?)
3 A man has three daughters with some very unusual names. The daughters get curious one day and they go and ask him.
Daughter #1: Dad, why is my name Lily?
Dad: O, because when you were born a lily petal fell on your head.
Daughter #1: O!
Daughter #2: Dad why is my name Rose?
Dad: O, because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter #2: O!
Then the third daughter walks in...
Daughter #3: UUHAFOAGNOUHSAN!!!!!!!
Dad: SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!
4 A blond and brunette are in an elevator and a guy they both think is cute walks in. When the guy leave they start to talk about him.
Brunette: Gosh! I love him, but he really needs Head and Shoulders.
Blond: Whats shoulders?
5 How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
By drowning it.
That's all I know now so I'll post some later!
BHKiller said:I want your teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
You know what, I'm goinna post a really dumb blonde joke:
A blonde was going for a job interview. She got into the office and sat down for the interview.
The man said, "I'm going to ask you a couple of questions, if you get them right, you've got the job"
"Okay"
"What's 10x10?"
"100"
"What's 3 squared?"
"9"
"Who killed Abraham Lincoln ?"
THe blonde thought, "I'm not sure"
"GO home and think about it"
The blonde went home and was later talking to her friend.
"Did you get the job?" Her friend asked
"Yea! I'm alaready on my first murder case!"
I just think that joke is really retarded, but it always makes me chuckle
FlyingTomato1 said:I remember it!
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Kyle;Do humans send off pheremones?
Mrs.Waters:Yeah,See for example the day when Gary doesn't use deodrant.
Gary;Why am I the example!
Mrs.Waters:*rolls eyes*
Kyle:I dont need Pheremones, the ladies come straight to me.
Gary;Rightttt
Mrs.Waters;In Europe people dont use Deodrant.
Kate;Eww
Mrs.Waters:Or shave
Steve;Ok thats gross
Mrs.Waters;Yeah so when the French Figure skater lifted up her arms.BAM!There was a whole forest down there.
Class;*Lmao*
Mrs.Waters;Monkeys swinging from hair to hair.
Gary;There were like loops hanging down!
Me;O.O OMFG!Roflmao!
DarkShadowLink said:LOL^^^ Those craked me up.
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Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
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That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?