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Axdyn: HEEEY YOOOUUU GUUUUYSSSS!!!!!
...*coughs* Ahem. Couldn't help myself. Ten points to the person who gets the reference.
Onto my point...If I even have one...Oh, yeah, I do.
I've returned from my Crusade for ideas that I left for back in 2006. I've popped in once in a while, never staying for long at any one time. It's mostly been because of my health, which has been in a steady decline for quite some time now...And to be honest, most people don't think I've got all that long left.
But eh, I figure why should that stop me from going about my usual business.
I thought I'd drop back in on this place for shits and giggles {Yes, he went there. He used an Austin Powers reference. Wooo hooo}, since I'm online a whole hell of alot of the time because I'm physically disabled. I don't like to sit doing nothing. All this time, I've been drawing, chatting on AIM, Roleplaying in other places, met friends along the way, and kept in touch with old ones as well. But I avoid the drama...Especially the kind drama that takes up almost the whole half hour of an anime I expected a giant robot to blow something up in---
I'm off topic again, aren't I?
Yeah. I do that. I think it's because I allow a steady leak of insanity juice into my brain on a daily basis...What can I say? It's therapeutic to laugh for no reason whatsoever.
Ha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Ahem...Anyway, I am Axdyn, used to be A.J....Some of you may remember me, if you've stuck around...And the rest of you are asking: "Who the heck is this random guy with silver lettering in his name spouting randomness that would drive Sephiroth insane...AGAIN?
Well, I've been referred to as a Champion, Master, King, and God of Roleplaying, but that was all in the past. Feel free to call me those things again, but I'm really not here to *quote fingers* "Regain" those titles. I'm just here for the fun of it all...If there is any fun, it looks to me like someone organized this place like a business while I was gone and I didn't get the memo because I was off on vacation in jamaica---
....
Off topic again.
Yes, I used to be A.J.. BUT THAT IS NOT MY NAME. A.J. is a character of mine. One that I've been working on for a very very long time. I am Axdyn, or if you prefer my real name, call me Andy.
Not Andrew. I despise being called Andrew. People only call me Andrew for bad things. And I do not like bad things. If you should inflict bad things upon me I shall bring my wrath down upon you in the form of Chuck Norris on steroids.
No one escapes CHUCK NORRIS.
Onto my point of this thread though, all of you moderators who I know personally. Or at least the two
here for the Roleplay section.This is a Roleplaying/Talkshow sort of thread. An idea I came up with some
time ago. Think Jay Leno {Or if you prefer, Conan O' Brien} mixed with anime/cartoon exaggerated
hilariousness...After drinking Red Bull, Monster, a Cappucino from Starbucks, and at the same time, is on crack, basically summarizes it all.
Onto some ground rules for being on mah show...
AH RULEZ:
-VIOLENCE-
Completely acceptable.
-USE OF WEAPONS-
Encouraged.
-ATTACKING THE HOST-
Do it and I'll sic Chuck on you. Or worse, Deadpool after drinking a caffinated beverage cocktail.
-SPAM-
Spammers will be made to sit through watching reruns of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and then shot out of a cannon...Into that lava pit from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" after having your heart ripped out by that creepy guy. Then what's left of you will be fed to rabid fangirls.
-LANGUAGE-
Don't make me sing the Family Guy "Freakin' FCC" song. The only word I consider bad is the F-Bomb.
-YAOI-
COMPLETELY PROHIBITED.
-YURI-
COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE. Have at it, ladies.
-FLAMMING-
If you're gonna pick on someone, do it to Naruto. I hate that guy. NO FLAMMING OTHERWISE.
This be my show, you come on it, we talk, and crazy & unnecessarily funny and/or violent things happen. Other than guest spots, I have some of my usually-used characters as staff on mah show...They include, but are not limited to...
A.J. --- Errand Monkey / Guinea Pig / Fangirl Fodder
A.J.: Okay...*does a double take, looking at the title* WAIT.A.MINUTE!!!
Axdyn: Silence, errand monkey, or no satellite cable.
A.J.: ._.'
Axdyn: That's what I thought...Next, I have Irvine on security...Note to everyone. He's not the Final Fantasy 8 Cowboy. He's an ARC Trooper from the Star Wars universe...And a much better shot.
Irvine: Suits me just fine...That and I already booby-trapped the circumference of the stage with mines.
With that, an explosion is heard and a smoking foot flies over Irvine's head and lands on Axdyn's desk...
Axdyn: *pokes the foot with a ruler* Smells like burnt leather wrapped in bacon...Or vice versa. Anyway, if anyone else wants to be a part of my security force, just say so...But you have to be able to hurt people badly and have no problem torturing n00bs.
Next, I have Deadpool, from Marvel Comics, as my comic relief sidekick.
[ Deadpool: *his mask up over his nose as he munches on a chimichanga* Hiiidey hooo people...When do I get to hurt someone? ]
Axdyn:...Later. *looks to the camera and gestures with his thumb* He works for chimichangas. Can't get enough of the suckers. I personally don't think they're all that great...
[ Deadpool: BLASPHEMY!!! CHIMICHANGAS ARE THE FOOD OF THE GODS!!!---SCREW THAT AMBROSIA CRAP! *pulls out his gun and shoots it into the air and a hawk falls on the ground*...Ooo! Dinner! ]
Axdyn: ...Now that that's out of the way...I'm going to need a:----.....Actually, I'm not sure.
If anyone can think of a job they'd like, it's theirs. But only if ya' can type legibly. Ol' Deady here has a
major beef with n00bs...
[ Deadpool: *drops his chimichanga and pulls out a rocket launcher* n00b?!!! WHERE?!! *sees that he's dropped his chimichanga* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *sobs* WHY?! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!! *drops his rocket launcher* ]
The rocket launcher fires, the missle shattering the skylight....
>>>
Meanwhile, somewhere in Konoha...
Naruto: *sing song* Ninja ninja ninja...
A whistling sound is heard in the air, as Naruto looks up, the missle from Deadpool's rocket launcher headed straight for him...
Naruto: ...Ninja?
And with that, Naruto is blown to a millions of tiny unidentifyable pieces, Kakashi's name replaces Naruto's in the title, And the new show only gets one slot on Cartoon Network's Toonami while The Spectacular Spider-Man takes it's place and Megas XLR & Teen Titans are put back on the air. All is right with the world. Yaaay.
>>>
Back at the studio...
A.J.: Where do you think that went?
Axdyn: I dunno...Nowhere important I'm guessing... Buahahaha...*looks back at the camera*
Anyway, let's BEGIN. Would anyone in the audience like to step up...? You can even do it as
a character from any cartoon, anime, videogame, TV Show, Movie, or book ya' like.
[ Deadpool: We won't hurt you...Much. Seriously, that was like, my last missle. All I've got is this rubber katana because Ax-head took my real one. ]
Axdyn: *chucks an anime frying pan at Deadpool* Any takers?
Axdyn: HEEEY YOOOUUU GUUUUYSSSS!!!!!
...*coughs* Ahem. Couldn't help myself. Ten points to the person who gets the reference.
Onto my point...If I even have one...Oh, yeah, I do.
I've returned from my Crusade for ideas that I left for back in 2006. I've popped in once in a while, never staying for long at any one time. It's mostly been because of my health, which has been in a steady decline for quite some time now...And to be honest, most people don't think I've got all that long left.
But eh, I figure why should that stop me from going about my usual business.
I thought I'd drop back in on this place for shits and giggles {Yes, he went there. He used an Austin Powers reference. Wooo hooo}, since I'm online a whole hell of alot of the time because I'm physically disabled. I don't like to sit doing nothing. All this time, I've been drawing, chatting on AIM, Roleplaying in other places, met friends along the way, and kept in touch with old ones as well. But I avoid the drama...Especially the kind drama that takes up almost the whole half hour of an anime I expected a giant robot to blow something up in---
I'm off topic again, aren't I?
Yeah. I do that. I think it's because I allow a steady leak of insanity juice into my brain on a daily basis...What can I say? It's therapeutic to laugh for no reason whatsoever.
Ha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Ahem...Anyway, I am Axdyn, used to be A.J....Some of you may remember me, if you've stuck around...And the rest of you are asking: "Who the heck is this random guy with silver lettering in his name spouting randomness that would drive Sephiroth insane...AGAIN?
Well, I've been referred to as a Champion, Master, King, and God of Roleplaying, but that was all in the past. Feel free to call me those things again, but I'm really not here to *quote fingers* "Regain" those titles. I'm just here for the fun of it all...If there is any fun, it looks to me like someone organized this place like a business while I was gone and I didn't get the memo because I was off on vacation in jamaica---
....
Off topic again.
Yes, I used to be A.J.. BUT THAT IS NOT MY NAME. A.J. is a character of mine. One that I've been working on for a very very long time. I am Axdyn, or if you prefer my real name, call me Andy.
Not Andrew. I despise being called Andrew. People only call me Andrew for bad things. And I do not like bad things. If you should inflict bad things upon me I shall bring my wrath down upon you in the form of Chuck Norris on steroids.
No one escapes CHUCK NORRIS.
Onto my point of this thread though, all of you moderators who I know personally. Or at least the two
here for the Roleplay section.This is a Roleplaying/Talkshow sort of thread. An idea I came up with some
time ago. Think Jay Leno {Or if you prefer, Conan O' Brien} mixed with anime/cartoon exaggerated
hilariousness...After drinking Red Bull, Monster, a Cappucino from Starbucks, and at the same time, is on crack, basically summarizes it all.
Onto some ground rules for being on mah show...
AH RULEZ:
-VIOLENCE-
Completely acceptable.
-USE OF WEAPONS-
Encouraged.
-ATTACKING THE HOST-
Do it and I'll sic Chuck on you. Or worse, Deadpool after drinking a caffinated beverage cocktail.
-SPAM-
Spammers will be made to sit through watching reruns of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and then shot out of a cannon...Into that lava pit from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" after having your heart ripped out by that creepy guy. Then what's left of you will be fed to rabid fangirls.
-LANGUAGE-
Don't make me sing the Family Guy "Freakin' FCC" song. The only word I consider bad is the F-Bomb.
-YAOI-
COMPLETELY PROHIBITED.
-YURI-
COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE. Have at it, ladies.
-FLAMMING-
If you're gonna pick on someone, do it to Naruto. I hate that guy. NO FLAMMING OTHERWISE.
This be my show, you come on it, we talk, and crazy & unnecessarily funny and/or violent things happen. Other than guest spots, I have some of my usually-used characters as staff on mah show...They include, but are not limited to...
A.J. --- Errand Monkey / Guinea Pig / Fangirl Fodder
A.J.: Okay...*does a double take, looking at the title* WAIT.A.MINUTE!!!
Axdyn: Silence, errand monkey, or no satellite cable.
A.J.: ._.'
Axdyn: That's what I thought...Next, I have Irvine on security...Note to everyone. He's not the Final Fantasy 8 Cowboy. He's an ARC Trooper from the Star Wars universe...And a much better shot.
Irvine: Suits me just fine...That and I already booby-trapped the circumference of the stage with mines.
With that, an explosion is heard and a smoking foot flies over Irvine's head and lands on Axdyn's desk...
Axdyn: *pokes the foot with a ruler* Smells like burnt leather wrapped in bacon...Or vice versa. Anyway, if anyone else wants to be a part of my security force, just say so...But you have to be able to hurt people badly and have no problem torturing n00bs.
Next, I have Deadpool, from Marvel Comics, as my comic relief sidekick.
[ Deadpool: *his mask up over his nose as he munches on a chimichanga* Hiiidey hooo people...When do I get to hurt someone? ]
Axdyn:...Later. *looks to the camera and gestures with his thumb* He works for chimichangas. Can't get enough of the suckers. I personally don't think they're all that great...
[ Deadpool: BLASPHEMY!!! CHIMICHANGAS ARE THE FOOD OF THE GODS!!!---SCREW THAT AMBROSIA CRAP! *pulls out his gun and shoots it into the air and a hawk falls on the ground*...Ooo! Dinner! ]
Axdyn: ...Now that that's out of the way...I'm going to need a:----.....Actually, I'm not sure.
If anyone can think of a job they'd like, it's theirs. But only if ya' can type legibly. Ol' Deady here has a
major beef with n00bs...
[ Deadpool: *drops his chimichanga and pulls out a rocket launcher* n00b?!!! WHERE?!! *sees that he's dropped his chimichanga* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *sobs* WHY?! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!! *drops his rocket launcher* ]
The rocket launcher fires, the missle shattering the skylight....
>>>
Meanwhile, somewhere in Konoha...
Naruto: *sing song* Ninja ninja ninja...
A whistling sound is heard in the air, as Naruto looks up, the missle from Deadpool's rocket launcher headed straight for him...
Naruto: ...Ninja?
And with that, Naruto is blown to a millions of tiny unidentifyable pieces, Kakashi's name replaces Naruto's in the title, And the new show only gets one slot on Cartoon Network's Toonami while The Spectacular Spider-Man takes it's place and Megas XLR & Teen Titans are put back on the air. All is right with the world. Yaaay.
>>>
Back at the studio...
A.J.: Where do you think that went?
Axdyn: I dunno...Nowhere important I'm guessing... Buahahaha...*looks back at the camera*
Anyway, let's BEGIN. Would anyone in the audience like to step up...? You can even do it as
a character from any cartoon, anime, videogame, TV Show, Movie, or book ya' like.
[ Deadpool: We won't hurt you...Much. Seriously, that was like, my last missle. All I've got is this rubber katana because Ax-head took my real one. ]
Axdyn: *chucks an anime frying pan at Deadpool* Any takers?
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