Don't attack Canada first?
Why not? They'd be like the "Tutorial Destruction", before we actually get serious and bomb the hell out of important countries!
^_^
And I am the General of this War- so I shall declare the battles and destruction!
I say we destroy Switzerland AND the USA at the same time.
We shall overrule the Swiss Gummi Worms and the US Nickels....
I can see it now...this planet shall be ours.
Then we'll get rich and infamous and play Kingdom Hearts 2 on a HUGE PLASMA SCREEN TV!!!!!!