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From the makers of KH Laughs..
INTERGALACTIC SHOWDOWN
Into the future..
In our galaxy, about 500 years from the present..
Earth lived in harmony and piece..along with the rest of the 1,523 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy..Everything..so peaceful..so calm..until..HE attacked..
BUM BUM BUM
**Prologue**
Doctor..the operation is complete..we are ready..
????: Excellent..begin the photon cannon..
Captain: Yes sire..
In the deepest darkest confounds of the galaxy is a deadly weapon..a dark base that can destroy anything in its path..the DEATH SQUARE floats above the planet of Pluto..a large cannon sticks at the tip of the cube, ready to blast the planet into ashes.
????:FIRE!!!!
Captain: Yes sire..
WAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain: Sir, the operation was a success..Pluto is now-..wait..
Operator: Captain, we missed!!
????: What’s going on what happened??!!
Captain: Sir..it seems that..the cannon..the coordinates were set a little bit too far to the left..and..we missed Pluto..
????: WHAAAT?!!!! DIE!!!!
He picks up a giant bat and starts whacking the poor captain.
Captain: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
????: This is taking too long..Soldier, give me your gun.
Soldier: Yes master..
He starts shooting the captain with a gun.
????: GAAAAH..Soldier, get me a car..
Soldier: Yes master..
He starts running the captain over with a car.
????: WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!!!! Soldier, get me a tank-..
A huge explosion is heard and the ground starts to shake.
????:What..what was that?!
Soldier: Sir!! Pluto found out that we were trying to destroy their planet..and their sending their military in to destroy us!!!!
????: Blast it!! We have to get out of here quick!! Turn this cube around and take it into light speed!!!!
Soldier: Yes master..All systems to light speed!!
He clicks a switch, and the entire square zooms with a speed faster than light..towards..Pluto??
????:WTF ARE YOU DOING?!!!! I SAID TURN THE SHIP AROUND BEFORE YOU GO INTO LIGHT SPEED.
Soldier: Yes master..TURN THE SHIP AROUND!!!!
WOooooooosh and they’re gone..
Thus the prophecy is fulfilled..the apocalypse has begun..
COPYRIGHT
I apologize that this prologue isn't too.."funny"..i promise you that these will get better..this is just an overview of the whole storyline..
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Yes, because i have a lot of free time on my hands, i've decided to create another fan fic..i hope it pleases you..
INTERGALACTIC SHOWDOWN
Into the future..
In our galaxy, about 500 years from the present..
Earth lived in harmony and piece..along with the rest of the 1,523 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy..Everything..so peaceful..so calm..until..HE attacked..
BUM BUM BUM
**Prologue**
Doctor..the operation is complete..we are ready..
????: Excellent..begin the photon cannon..
Captain: Yes sire..
In the deepest darkest confounds of the galaxy is a deadly weapon..a dark base that can destroy anything in its path..the DEATH SQUARE floats above the planet of Pluto..a large cannon sticks at the tip of the cube, ready to blast the planet into ashes.
????:FIRE!!!!
Captain: Yes sire..
WAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain: Sir, the operation was a success..Pluto is now-..wait..
Operator: Captain, we missed!!
????: What’s going on what happened??!!
Captain: Sir..it seems that..the cannon..the coordinates were set a little bit too far to the left..and..we missed Pluto..
????: WHAAAT?!!!! DIE!!!!
He picks up a giant bat and starts whacking the poor captain.
Captain: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
????: This is taking too long..Soldier, give me your gun.
Soldier: Yes master..
He starts shooting the captain with a gun.
????: GAAAAH..Soldier, get me a car..
Soldier: Yes master..
He starts running the captain over with a car.
????: WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!!!! Soldier, get me a tank-..
A huge explosion is heard and the ground starts to shake.
????:What..what was that?!
Soldier: Sir!! Pluto found out that we were trying to destroy their planet..and their sending their military in to destroy us!!!!
????: Blast it!! We have to get out of here quick!! Turn this cube around and take it into light speed!!!!
Soldier: Yes master..All systems to light speed!!
He clicks a switch, and the entire square zooms with a speed faster than light..towards..Pluto??
????:WTF ARE YOU DOING?!!!! I SAID TURN THE SHIP AROUND BEFORE YOU GO INTO LIGHT SPEED.
Soldier: Yes master..TURN THE SHIP AROUND!!!!
WOooooooosh and they’re gone..
Thus the prophecy is fulfilled..the apocalypse has begun..
COPYRIGHT
I apologize that this prologue isn't too.."funny"..i promise you that these will get better..this is just an overview of the whole storyline..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, because i have a lot of free time on my hands, i've decided to create another fan fic..i hope it pleases you..