oAo Do want this. Please.
Like, all warty with an oversized cauldron and ridiculous ingredients she carries everywhere in bottles that are just meant to sound gross and a top-hat and a wheezy voice and a wicked cackle and a BROOMSTICK and eee~<3
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Like, all warty with an oversized cauldron and ridiculous ingredients she carries everywhere in bottles that are just meant to sound gross and a top-hat and a wheezy voice and a wicked cackle and a BROOMSTICK and eee~<3
Giddy Unicorn? I want to see you try.
If there is a tavern, it has to be the Angry Aardvark or the Nasty Narwhal
If there is a tavern, it has to be the Angry Aardvark or the Nasty Narwhal
I honesty nearly spewed what I was drinking at this.
I want Nasty Narwhal and it must be a coastal town's brothel and bar.
Damn. Okay, I'll take The Soldier.
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Great, now I'm competing with you for the biggest slice of the irate-12-year-old-filled pie that is the first person shooter market.
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Hmm, can't decide between Whiskey Priest, Detective, or Zombie Hoard. I'd get a kick out of writing all of them
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This is like a wink, wince, and shoulder of Canterbury Tales in a post-modern take of writing.
Damn, at half of the incandescent roles.
Damn, at half of the incandescent roles.
What about the chosen one.
"Listen, you're the best looking out there. You are, you just are and you have a smile that could melt the sun's face off and your charm is not in conflict with your utter confidence or horrible shyness. Narcissist? Psh, you're the humblest and most self-centered out there. Everything, in some way or another, revolves around you. It has to, even if it is seemlingly unrelated. Every villain was made for you to conquer, and every loss is a victory to you in the long run. Ever prospective mate either the love of your life or an obstacle. All accusations of multiple personality disorder or sue-ish behaviour is due to jealousy."
"Listen, you're the best looking out there. You are, you just are and you have a smile that could melt the sun's face off and your charm is not in conflict with your utter confidence or horrible shyness. Narcissist? Psh, you're the humblest and most self-centered out there. Everything, in some way or another, revolves around you. It has to, even if it is seemlingly unrelated. Every villain was made for you to conquer, and every loss is a victory to you in the long run. Ever prospective mate either the love of your life or an obstacle. All accusations of multiple personality disorder or sue-ish behaviour is due to jealousy."
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Jezza.... Gimme The Miner. As soon as I read it, I had a character and bio ready in my head. I don't care if someone else called it first, Josh knows this is my toon.
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I call this one. Double triple quadruple call if it's made. :3
Looking over the lists, it makes me wonder why types have NOT been written down yet.
...I still want the Action Hero.
...I still want the Action Hero.
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You have to make sure that you spout corny one lines right before you do everything XD.
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Could I call dibs on The Heavy. I have to perfect character for that.
Do want The Suit. Someone else can have The soldier. I like being a baddie anyway.
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Actually, I've got one I'd like to claim.
The Wise- Your hair is as white as the snowy peak on which your ancient temple is inconveniently placed. When you are not training in solitude in martial arts and confusing, riddle-based philosophy, you tend to moonlight as a janitor to find smaller kids to mentor and teach life lessons. You can range anywhere from 50-12045 years old, as long as you face has a decent amount of wrinkles and you refuse to give straight answers. Your role as a mentor makes you an invincible badass for most of your life, however your death is inevitable because it's needed to give the other protagonists something to avenge. The dark mage is your eternal foe, for he has chosen the path opposite you. You are wise and deceptively strong; just don't forget to take your pills.
The Wise- Your hair is as white as the snowy peak on which your ancient temple is inconveniently placed. When you are not training in solitude in martial arts and confusing, riddle-based philosophy, you tend to moonlight as a janitor to find smaller kids to mentor and teach life lessons. You can range anywhere from 50-12045 years old, as long as you face has a decent amount of wrinkles and you refuse to give straight answers. Your role as a mentor makes you an invincible badass for most of your life, however your death is inevitable because it's needed to give the other protagonists something to avenge. The dark mage is your eternal foe, for he has chosen the path opposite you. You are wise and deceptively strong; just don't forget to take your pills.
I've decided to try and come up with my own role, if I can't come up with a good enough one I will stick with the Heavy.
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So.... when is the signup thread appearing? I am so psyched for this....
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Zets is making it as soon as he can, but of course he's working from a mobile so it's difficult.
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